#now i want lemonade

[xhanisai]

Ladybug's hair can often get in the way of her sight and she gets all cute and huffy and pouty trying to brush it aside. There was even that one time a lucky charm plan failed because the ends of her fringe (or bangs to you americanos) stabbed her eyes when the wind blew in her face.

So since then, Chat Noir would brush her hair aside for her. He would tuck the stray strands behind her ear, smooth his fingers through her fringe so it isn't plastered against her forehead, ensure the ribbons aren't loose and so on. He does it as naturally as breathing and Ladybug has grown accustomed to his random touches.

Be it during an interview, when she's talking about their battle plans, when they're patrolling and etc etc. She loves the way Chat Noir does it so effortlessly so she doesn't bother brushing her hair away ever again.

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous ladybug and chat noir #ladynoir #i really want some soju right now #i'd even settle for gin and lemonade dude please I need to get wasted #hmmm maribug would love peach soju #also when i was a teen i used to have a side fringe all the time and it was a fucking HASSLE to deal with #constantly brushing it to the side to stop it from stabbing my eyes #how does ladybug deal with it during akuma battles lmao?!?!

[chbnews]

I have hidden seven lemons in every cabin but one cabin has a lime whomever finds the lime gets to keep it. anyway the lemons are combustible - Hermes camper Leriks broadcast this to the camp via a speaker system he installed.

Real?? Message Sent to the blog. - Annabeth Chase 🦉

#I kinda want lemonade now #mmm lemonade.. #pjo #pjo hoo toa #pjo news #pjo fandom #pjo asks #pjo cabins #pjo spoilers #pjo series #pjo blog #pjo tv show

[nerdyprudesmuststim]

tinky stimboard :D

⛧ with lemonade stims !

☾ rq'd by @shadowbrightshine !

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#lemonade #pink lemonade #strawberry lemonade #i want lemonade so fucking bad now :( #tinky #t'noy karaxis #lords in black #nerdy prudes must die #starkid #team starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #stim #stimboard

[cinnamon-phrog]

Check out my brunch 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

#pic was taken downstairs lol #see like. the staff that work here have a bed in their office and they change bedding every time they switch which is every two days #and i got a pic taken by one while i was stil downstairs bc the office is next door to the kitchen #and there's one staff member who i know would love to see this bc she loves to take pics of the food i make and or bake #and i wanted a pic taken before i eated it all xdfvbhjhgfdfgh it was divine #had homemade lemonade with it too #2-4 spoons of sugar [depends on the size of your cup and sweet tooth] and i had half a lemon so i squeezed that in with cold water. #added icecubes and now it's my favourite drink ever [sparkling water hurts my teeth and gums and dilute juice hurts my throat]

[allamericanb-tch]

i neeeeeed a sweet treat if someone got me a blended hawaiian lemonade from dutch bros right now i would marry them

#i used to get the rebels but caffeine makes me dissociate 😍 #so just lemonade for me now #i want chai but it isn’t fall anymore #summer drinks only

[sapphire-heart-tippy]

I love being trans masc, I even have a shirt that says "self made man" with the trans pride flag on it 🏳️‍⚧️✨

You know who else loves me being trans masc???

Muscle man: MY MOM

Vanilla 💪😌

*he's flipping out because he's in love-*

#tippy rambles #me: *being gay and trans masc* 😎 i would like... strawberry lemonade sorbet... #<<idk i just really want some right now 😭

[cpunkhobie]

hi- about the most recent post- as a low informed individual, I was curious-

How is that "micro aggression"? I understand there's serious issue of asians being turned into a fetish, but if the woman is genuinely attractive, then is it still Bad? Could you clear up the statement? Again im sorry im just confused,, :')

And feel free to ignore this, I have a mild understanding on the issue, but was just wondering if you could evaluate-

Reminder that calling asian women "cute" when they're not actively trying to be is a micro-aggression! Thank youuuu 🫶

Basically although there is a an issue with fetishization, another large part of that is infantilization, in which asian people are consistently removed of their personhood and agency through being treated like they're incompetent or childish. This mixed with misogyny and objectification, is ESPECIALLY bad for East Asian women.

People are 10x more likely to describe an Asian woman as "cute" if she acts anything less than hyper-mature or otherwise sexually dominant. Treating asian people like dolls, toys, or mascots is a huge huge huge part of orientalism an anti-asian discrimination. Hence why calling an Asian woman "cute" when literally any other adjective could be ascribed to them is a micro-aggression. (If you want a prominent example of this type of objectification look at Hello Kitty by Avril Lavigne. Or like, any internet nerd community in the past 2 decades.)

Although I want to make it clear, it's bad if the person isn't trying to be cute. It just so happens that the line between "cute" and "any other trait" is a line that people muddy a lot when it comes to East Asian people and East Asian culture. Which is the issue.

There's a lot more nuance and discussion with it, but this is the gist of it. Basically what it comes down to is infantilization, objectification, orientalism, and specifically with East Asian women, misogyny. Although a lot of this stuff can be applied to East Asian men as well due to feminization, which is another aspect of orientalism and fetishization thats comes hand in hand with this topic.

#jonahs lemonade stand #mixed kid rage #if anyone wants to go more in depth about this go ahead I don't really have the energy right now #I watched a pretty good video about it as well a few months ago I'll see if I can find it and link it

[milkyybuns]

*whispers * Tengen + shower

I see you and I raise you: Tengen + Hot springs.

All that steam? All that water dripping off his neck? mhmm

You bet he's gonna sit you between those muscular thighs, press his chest against your back and slowly kiss your nape. Casually massages your shoulders, which quickly turns into playing with your chest and then sneaking between your legs. The water was making you feel all warm and gooey, and his fingers only made it better. Yeah you're definitely grinding against that bulge behind you now, but Tengen's not in a hurry. He'll take his sweet time playing with your cunt, ignoring your needy pleads for him to fill you up and instead making you tell him about your day ♡

#anon you caught me at a bored time #so you get to jump the ask queue #wrote this in like 5min enjoy #i want him now #just him wrapped around me #sigh #uzui tengen #thirsts #smut #kny #❥anons #❥lemonade #❥the.menu #❥feedback.box #afab reader #tengen x reader #uzui x reader #tengen x you #uzui x you #demon slayer #demon slayer smut #kny smut #drabble

[weepylucifer]

Remind me to at some point do something about that ficlet i have knocking around in my head where ulixes surprise-visits steban at his mom's place during semester break and steban gets extremely flustered about it

#posts by me #this would be early in their friendship #they met each other in the last semester and instantly clicked but it's all still new. uli hasn't even realized he has a crush yet #he's staying with his parents and they're distant and disinterested and he misses talking to his new friend #and hey steban did give him his family's address ''for emergencies'' and urgently needing to talk theory is an emergency!! #so he heads to villalobos. has the door opened by steban's mom. all very yes hello can my friend come out to play #he's led out back to a little community garden that some people in the apartment block manage together #steban's there helping out bc he's on break. he's in his oldest shittiest gardening clothes. there's dirt on his hands #and mud on his bare feet. uli looks at him in the sunlight and thinks ooohh. i am IN LOVE with you #then steban sees him and is like OH NO. he's not supposed to see me without my nice academic getup #now he'll think [mesque stereotype] [mesque stereotype] [mesque stereotype] #and meanwhile uli's thinking wow he is the most beautiful being to ever exist i want to be communist lovers with him #cue uli sitting in the kitchen with lemonade while steban has a whispered argument with his mom outside #all ''muuuums why did you just let him IN HERE i'm not even properly DRESSED'' and his mom is all oh you want to impress the boy huh? #you want to look nice for the boy? 😏 #and steban (blushing) is like i want the boy to take me SERIOUSLY as an ACADEMIC #like... this is firstie steban. he's still grappling with the whole 'poor kid in a college environment' thing #he hasn't yet learned to simply own it. he's probably trying to suppress his accent when he's on campus. and uli might even be middle class #(!!!) #and like he's not Ashamed of where he's from. his family's great. he... doesn't Hate being mesque. he's not sure yet how it all squares w #his brand-new communist beliefs. where he belongs and what he defines himself as #but he knows this: he does kinda want to impress ulixes. it just feels right to have him around #so he's just very very flustered and confused and trying to act nonchalant about it #steban's mom after fighting tooth and nail for it eventually gets uli to call her by her first name

[vvelegrin]

augh i need to get a new phone, and i need to give my doctor a form so i can get accommodations for the GRE, and i need to contact people for letters of recommendation, and i need to get my car smogged, and i need to make an appointment for a sleep study, and i need to get a livescan done like three months ago, and i need to fill out a thing for my master gardener project, and i need to scout out areas that are safe and legal to shoot some arrows and also maybe make a lesson with the local range to clean up my form, and i need to reach out to some local falconers so i can flush game for them and whatever and be best friends forever, and also get ear drops again for my recurring double ear infections lmao, and probably about 400 other things.

sigh. what if i... didn't.

#and what if i went to sleep under a shrub and made myself a little nest with brush and pine needles instead #i started whittling and oh my god my hand is so sore lmao #and i can't get a handle on how to sharpen this fuckin knife #this is unrelated to my various woes but i am simply having a nice time making a camel out of a block of wood :) #FINALLY picked up a rotary tool recently so i guess i could sand off some material and then carve more of the detail but that feels wrong #guy who doesn't have a bandsaw voice or whatever lmao #and now i can also make some lockpicks :) #also my doctor was like yeah i talked to some other guys at my clinic vaguely about your case and #they were all like why aren't you using [MEDICATION THAT INSURANCE IS FIGHTING US TO THE DEATH OVER NOT APPROVING] :) #cool maybe this sleep study will be enough effort on our part to push them to give me the Being Awake medication #the Gulf War Fighter Pilot medication #only so far that Panera Lemonade That Kills You can carry me you know? #everything feels impossible but also if i'm not forever occupying myself with these things i want to be dead lmao #prattling about the self

[cantofworms]

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#ok ik all the hot take asks are pre much done and the sparkly say smth nice asks are better but well I���ve been having thoughts all day at #work and want to get them out now so that’s what I’m doing lol #obvs for the past few months i think ppl are vv heavily leaning into the dnf /r and I firmly believe that they aren’t #like yes I enjoy being a multi shipper but I still primarily read dnf fics bc they’re cute dnf writers and artists MWAHH ilysm #but it’s been increasingly annoying how every move dnf make ppl hyper obsess over it and ignore everything else like blog what u want this #is tumblr dot com but I think ppl how only see dnf thro the lens of romantic do much more ‘harm’ than ppl who dont #like the argument about taking validation out of their very REAL amazing friendship just gets over shadowed by omg Dream posted a pic of #geogre they’re in LOVE and sucking and FUCKING every night. like #and then completely disregard when dnf do and say the exact same shit about all their other friends #like dream has explicitly said they aren’t dating (ignore that tho) amd that’s he’s kissed multiple ppl since coming out (ignore that too) #and their friends naturally say that they’re all single (ignore that too) idk man it’s ok they like to pander amd that dream is a toxic #dnfer but it’s all just For Funsies. another thing is ppl CONSTANTLYYYY putting geohres sexuality under a microscope oh he drinks lemonade #from Starbucks he’s soooo gay like dumb shit like that is so irritating #the fact that geogre has never once talked about his sexuality except that one instance where he got a DONO about it proves how much it #just doesn’t matter or apply to the type of content creator he is/wants to be #to be clear if he is or isn’t or dnf every explicitly announce their romantic relationship im gonna be sooooo happy and supportive like aw #dnfogies🫶🏻 but I think there’s a 99.9% chanve that’ll never happen so maybe we should all just care a Little Less and focus on out lgbt #creators if that’s smth u wanna watch/blog about idk maybe I’m just burnt out from the phandom but whyyyyy does is matter what their #sexualities are they play minecraft who cares who CARESSSS idk maybe just having older brothers around dtqk ages has made me realize that #guys will just act homiesexual no matter What #guys are just Like That and tbc I’m not saying that just bc gnf hasn’t made an official coming out doesn’t mean he’s not queer but for the #sake of his contwnt it doesn’t matter either way ? so why are ppl talking about it on the daily idk man it’s just annoying but Oh Well #at the end of the day they’re all famous white guys and nothing matters hurray !!

[meowjings-arsb]

Yooooo, I just got to Hero’s Hideaway in Pikmin and now the title screen zooms out to a table full of pikmin +Oatchi. That’s so cute!

#I’d send two other videos with the rest of the scene with two pikmin picking up cookies and a bulborb appearing and them all scattering #and oatchi picking up one of the pikmin before running off #but tumblr only allows me one video on a post and the switch only takes 30 seconds long videos that I know of. so oof #my stoof #pikmin #I want a cookie now tbh #pikmin 4 #there’s so many lemons #are they gonna make lemonade? #also #I refuse to believe humans are extinct in the pikmin universe #sure. the house is infested with creatures but it be like that sometimes-

[foe-of-fate]

I have so many fun facts about myself that aren’t really fun. They’re just like… mediocre. So I’d never bring them up when someone asks me for a fun fact, and they are too short to really be entertaining stories, so I just have a books worth of little events in my life that are only somewhat intriguing but they compose who I am. And I think everyone is like that to a degree. We’re all little stories that we don’t think are worth telling. Not because we don’t want to, but because we don’t think don’t think they’re worthy of being heard.

#no clue what to tag this #random thoughts with rowan #existentialism #random thoughts #so anyway have a few of these little tid bits about me #a stranger #as a child I cursed when I cut the tip of my finger off and my first priority was apologizing for cursing #I once pretended to be interested in the Navy and made an appointment with a recruitment officer just so I could take his mug ☕️ #I’ve had to pull tarantula fangs out of one of my coworkers #I once told a teacher that they couldn’t call my mom on me because she was in prison #I learned how to juggle because I thought it was imprsssive and then stopped practicing once I leaned that people thought it was lame #I had a bird named Devil who I only owned for two days before returning to the pet store after he attacked my mom #I set a bag of popcorn on fire by accident and the first thing I did was grab it with my hands #during my freshman year of high school I collected chapstick because I thought my future girlfriend would want to have options… #cont. and I never once wore any of the 60+ chapsticks of mine while kissing someone #instead of selling lemonade I used to sell painted rocks on a street corner #during a group project I forgot how to pronounce Ohio #In elementary school I told the lunch ladies I was allergic to wheat because I hated whole wheat and now I actually am #I know most of the lyrics to the songs from The Greatest Showman but have never seen it #as a child I thought plums were a made up fruit #I planned on joining the military out of spite against people telling me I would not have enjoyed it #I flooded a classroom and got doused by a chem shower on my second day as a lab assistant #and uhhh there’s more but have this for now #fun facts

[blujayonthewing]

The Presto Continues

I think I may have said last time I was at the final iteration BUT!! I lied I already knew I still wanted to tinker with it, lmao. This version is still not QUITE there but we're close, lads, I can taste it. ALSO, I've acquired silly straws, which may be the most important ingredient. Also also, I'm looking forward to making this with enough foresight that I set up a nice place to take a picture and actually use a good camera, because it's very pretty :D

THE CURRENT RECIPE:

2oz dragonberry rum

1oz lemon juice (1/2 a lemon)

6oz sprite

1/2oz uv blue raspberry vodka, infused with butterfly peaflowers

Star fruit, lemon twists, and a silly straw

Edible luster dust (optional)

Shake rum and lemon juice with ice and strain into a hurricane glass. Add sprite and enough fresh ice to almost fill the glass, then top with infused vodka, using the straw to stir carefully-- preferably with an audience to delight and amaze with the mystical magical color change (which you should hype up as much as possible for the duration). Garnish with star fruit and twists of lemon peel that you made way too long because you got a little too excited making them.

The only problem with this one is it's too tart! That actually might hit the spot for some people-- it's perfectly drinkable as-is, but for what I'm conceptually going for it definitely needs to be sweeter. I thought going in that that might be the case, but I'd hoped the soda would be sweet enough to carry the extra citrus-- alas. I'm gonna try just adding an amount(?) of simple syrup next time, and I may also cut back the lemon juice to half an ounce?

Upsides of this edition: it's definitely prettier with the sprite! Not only does the clear, fizzy drink have a nicer overall look than the lemonade, it also ended up being a prettier shade of purple, even with the same amount of the vodka. And like I've been saying, this drink conceptually really did just need to be carbonated. Sprite is also great as an ingredient because multiple single servings can sit on the floor in the pantry almost indefinitely until I happen to need some, unlike fresh real lemonade, haha. Another unexpected upside is that this is now different enough from the accidental variant I made that one time that they now feel like legitimate variations on the same theme, instead of just 'one of them is the lazy 2 am not wanting to use a shaker version' lol

#although now that I've added dragonberry rum to the recipe I think the sunset also needs it so they're still similar enough too #one is a ~sparkling~ lemonade that turns purple with theatrics and the other is a little more lowkey to make and a little strawberrier #I actually also DIDN'T add glitter to mine this time orz #I'm not sure where best to put it... once the sprite's in there I don't wanna stir too vigorously and lose carbonation #so putting it in the shaker's likely not gonna get the whole drink sparkly #on the other hand it'd be really fun to pour the infused vodka from like a sparkling little potion vial #but I worry about the glitter detracting from the color change...? depends how much is in there I suppose and what color it is #MUCH TO THINK ABOUT. #anyway I stopped in the middle of making this post to finish my drink and go make another (different) one and I'm feeling it mr krabs #try this cocktail it's very good and it changes color and it would make idri happy #you could probably do less sprite and more ice if you want something stronger #or more rum I guess live your best life I'm not your dad #recipe #reference #potions #about me #idri insp

[miguelhuerta23]

Same energy

#wally darling #welcome home #welcome home wally #hot dog on a stick #wieners rock! #damn I want a corn dog now #and that lemonade tho

[borvooven]

Anybody wanna come over for Halloween? My friends are already pissing me off and they're not even here yet

#one of them was supposed to bring drinks. all he was gonna bring was four bottles of coke zero even though i told him to also bring lemonade #now my mom has to bring that stuff herself #my other friends were in charge of making potato soup and four hiurs before we want to meet they tell me to prepare more food #where the fuck am i supposed to get food from now #and he doesn't even text me back now #i asked him what the fuck he mean by that and he just doesn't say anything anymore #jesus fuck #im so pissed already im just glad when its over #still praying that something happens that makes them stay home #vent