#off valley

[tanblaque]

I've been writing since 12am and have only slept for 3 hours so please bear with me as I slowly leak info and juggle with my schedule

#off #off game #off valley #off au #off the batter #the batter #off zacharie #zacharie #off sugar #sugar #off dedan #dedan #off the queen #off vader eloha #the queen #vader eloha #off enoch #enoch #off elsen #elsen #off japhet #japhet #off the judge #the judge #off valerie #valerie #the player #OKKKK MASSIVE TAGGING #off spoiler #spoiler

[strawb3rrysunda3]

off dating sim?

if I put effort into a game like most artists eventually do would y'all play a off valley kinda feel dating game, I'm already a disappointment to my parents

#Off dating sim? #off game #off valley #dating sim #I could probably pull it off y'all give me a couple months #off mortis ghost

[spamton]

i accidentally napped and had a dream (nightmare?) where a new update for stardew valley released where everything was the same except on a random day in year 3 Evelyn would just straight up die. There was a whole cutscene that started in her house where she collapsed, and then transitioned over to the hospital where Harvey gave George and Alex the worst news of their lives. However, they got to speak to her where she said something along the lines of "Yoba will protect me, and I am sure he will let me watch over you."

Alex and George would not talk to the player for more than a few words for a full season after this event. George would spend most of his time in the bedroom, so if you had less than 2 hearts with him, you could barely ever speak to him.

And Alex... oh my god, poor Alex. If you were married to him during this event, he just stayed in bed all day. Otherwise, if single, he would just stand on the beach most of the time, staring off into the ocean. If you tried to interact with him, it would just say "Alex is grieving... Better leave him be."

There was also other NPC dialogue like mayor Lewis saying "I haven't seen the community in this state of mourning since your grandfather passed..."

there was also a glitch where you could make Evelyn live forever and there were entire guides for the "immortal Evelyn glitch" that got patched out in the next update. If you tried to perform the glitch after the patch, mr. Qi would tell you that "hey, it happens to all of us. We can't prevent it, and neither can you, no matter how hard you try."

#stardew valley #sdv #death tw #grandparent death tw #family death tw #I DIDNT MEAN TO DOZE OFF AND YOBA PUNISHED ME IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE

[sofiaruelle]

Playing around with these marker brushes ft ASS gang.

#wip #stardew valley #stardew valley ass gang #ass gang #stardew valley sebastian #stardew valley sam #stardew valley abigail #trying to make my lil 2023 artist wrapped and once again i decided to be extra lmao #i drew these guys a lot this year lmao #feel free to tag as a ship or platonic #yes abigail is flipping you(gen) off and giving hearts #also its always fun matching their piercings lmaoo

[kagoutiss]

stardew 1.6 secret cutscene

#stardew valley #stardew valley spoilers #sdv spoilers #sdv #mister qi #thats my farmer on the right…..hehe #if you’re ok with spoilers for the 1.6 update and dont know what this is. they added an alternate version of the perfection cutscene #where if you reach the summit using exploits instead of doing it Correctly. mister qi lectures you in the middle of a glitching hellscape #and then physically attacks you and you wake up in harvey’s clinic. and i have not stopped laughing about it #adn then making the meme made me laugh more because like this is implying he shoved you off the cliff. then went back down to wake you up #to beat you up again #which to me is something he would do. even if you are your grandpa’s grandkid

[arinmoss]

Sam!

#i like his winter outfit cause his hat hides his stupid ass psiky hair lmao #sorry im not a sam guy the only reason i even drew him was so i could dra whi hair like this lol #look i love soft hair thats kinda wavy or swoopy so im makin all the boys have this hair #im sure if i ever draw alex or shane they would be unrecognizable lmao #also his face looks kinda weird but #i dont really feel like fixing it anymore than i already have #like i fixed his face so many times cause it looked off and it STILL looks of but ah well #art #artwork #stardew valley #fanart #sam stardew valley #sdv #artists on tumblr

[darticous]

just some wholesome workplace fun 😊🙌

#my art #stardew valley #sdv #fanart #sdv fanart #sdv shane #stardew #shane #sam #sam sdv #sdv sam #shane sdv #joja mart #morris #sdv morris #lol i actually hate putting text on my work cos im actually so bad at it #also some things look a little off but im actively choosing to ignore them lolol

[speltfields]

6 hearts

#sdv shane #stardew valley #shane stardew valley #my art #'tell me why i shouldnt roll off this cliff rn' BECAUSE I WANT TO ____ ___ #sdv posting

[ejsuperstar]

Imagine you live in pelican town. The new farmer has been here a couple weeks now and seems to be settling in, except... He's picking the weirdest friend choices. Like sure it's not weird to befriend the local fisherman, especially when he has an interest in fishing himself, but you're pretty sure you've seen him rooting through the Saloon's garbage with the local homeless man. As well, he keeps harassing the poor guy who works at Joja even though you KNOW he doesn't want to be friends with him.

And since you're on the topic of weirdness, isn't it odd he seemingly runs everywhere at a full sprint? Or just... Eats entire raw fish while fishing for "energy reasons"...

...

Despite all that, it's too early to call him off putting or anything... He has been engaging in town traditions, and he's started helping out with the old community centre. He's probably like the rest of you. Someone with a few quirks, that will fit in with the valley great!

Surely he can't get any weirder... Right?

#been playing my new sdv save some more recently #i keep thinking about the whole “eldritch” farmer thing #where the famer is just... objectively strange #i fucking love it #i love the idea of the farmer being some sort of higher being #someone who doesnt understand local conventions #someone who doesnt get why its considered weird to eat whole raw fish fresh from the river #or how it might be offputting to greet someone for the first time using their name #but at the same time #this eldritch entity genuinely wants to be a part of the community #they want to learn and they want to love and they want to learn to love #i see minmaxxer/speedrunner eldritch famer a lot #mainly played off for gags #but not genuinely loving their live in the valley eldritch farmer #at least not often #theres so much temptation to write an eldritch farmer x shane fanfic set in spring 1 or some shit lmao #text post #stardew valley #sdv #sdv farmer

[tanblaque]

#off valley #off #off game #off the player #off valley the player

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 254

So. Danny might have accidentally become a bit of a cryptid. He didn’t mean to, but he’d become a bit nocturnal- like many an Amity Parker- and it wasn’t his fault that he couldn’t be bothered to make sound when he was tired. Or pretend to breathe or, okay, he could see why he kept freaking people out at the grocery store he kept going to. 

But it wasn’t his fault! He has to get food too! And really is it anyone else’s business? Seriously he thought that people wouldn’t be so surprised with how much magic is everywhere. Like you’d think they’d never seen someone who wasn’t fully human before or something. 

Oh great, there’s a journalist at the grocery store now- he’s going to ignore that and finish his shopping and then continue his online work. Ooh, and eat icecream. He deserves it for potentially putting up with this. 

Oh, it’s a little baby reporter, first couple of article thing. Adorable. 

#Prompts #DCxDP #DPxDC #Clark (early in his journalism career & sent to check out this ‘haunted’ grocery store): #Clark: *Hearing what is definitely Not a human heartbeat #Clark: Oh Rao that is not a ghost (If only he knew) #Clark: Is this potential friend #Danny (Slightly eldritch): Oh a haunting? Nah I don’t think the store is haunted unless someone died here lol #Clark & Danny talk about stars #Clark: Is this fellow alien hiding?? #Danny: Oh yeah everyone back home can be pretty crazy- I just wanted to get some microwave food #Clark ends up this funky boi semi-adopted by all these Amity Parkers #Yes they all give off uncanny valley vibes #Making Clark give off the most normal dude ever vibes when around them #It’s wonderful for his secret identity #Danny squinting at alien hero who appears: Hold up that’s grocery-writer man Clark #Yes Danny & co are adults lol

[strawb3rrysunda3]

black ink rains from the sky staining your clothes.

if only you'd just come home.

I'm tired as hell I can't draw hands rn snyways :D

#off valley #art #digital art #fanart #off game #off the batter #the batter #raining #off fanart #Beating off LMAO #stupid clown get out of the fucking rain #i love him sm #Off valley au #y/n #fine as fuck

[sofiaruelle]

Just a couple of besties with matching missing 2 front teef~

#doodle #stardew valley #stardew valley vincent #stardew valley jaz #i thought it would be so cute if they both lost their 2 front teeth at the same time hahahha #lil cuties 🥺 #i tried making Vincent look like how i would draw Sam #but lel he’s looking more like a long lost Weasley #Jaz tripped and got a lil booboo and Vincent wanted them to have matching bandaids to make her feel better #Also Jaz showing Vincent the chicks she hatched herself #ofc she has to show off her favorite Belinda #hehehe finally starting drawing the rest of the NPCs of the valley

[krii-bolts]

"Oh hey what did you get this year?"

Farm, Fuel, and Fear

#ohhhhhhhhh boy #stardew valley #ultrakill #lethal company #Goodbye time. Off to the grind

[czarojay]

Would you still love me if i was a frog?

#stardew valley #stardew sebastian #sebastian stardew #sdv sebastian #sdv fanart #sebastian sdv #fanart #art #jade canvas #with cameos from abigail sam and farmer #I had too much fun with the background #is it fucking extra? yes #however consider: frogs #i dedicate this art to my friend who married seb and then fucked off for a month because of uni

[deva-arts]

Elliott never goes out when it's raining, but farmers are built different and can soak as long as they please. For Deva, rainy days mean some rest from her 24/7 farming job!

Until she goes to the mines that is.

🌟Bonus!🌟

Rainy days at the farm mean a well-deserved rest from watering! (Also a first appearance for her cat!)

Read the comic here!

#stardew valley comic #elliott stardew valley #stardew #stardew valley #sdv #stardew valley elliott #sdv elliott #sdv comic #elliott does get over it after a spell. dev visits him from time to time to give him forageables he likes #She gave him a sweet pea and upon seeing his reaction kept giving them to him. #not based off of anything in the stream this time #it's been raining recently and i've really enjoyed the weather #farmer deva