#at least not often

[ejsuperstar]

Imagine you live in pelican town. The new farmer has been here a couple weeks now and seems to be settling in, except... He's picking the weirdest friend choices. Like sure it's not weird to befriend the local fisherman, especially when he has an interest in fishing himself, but you're pretty sure you've seen him rooting through the Saloon's garbage with the local homeless man. As well, he keeps harassing the poor guy who works at Joja even though you KNOW he doesn't want to be friends with him.

And since you're on the topic of weirdness, isn't it odd he seemingly runs everywhere at a full sprint? Or just... Eats entire raw fish while fishing for "energy reasons"...

...

Despite all that, it's too early to call him off putting or anything... He has been engaging in town traditions, and he's started helping out with the old community centre. He's probably like the rest of you. Someone with a few quirks, that will fit in with the valley great!

Surely he can't get any weirder... Right?

#been playing my new sdv save some more recently #i keep thinking about the whole “eldritch” farmer thing #where the famer is just... objectively strange #i fucking love it #i love the idea of the farmer being some sort of higher being #someone who doesnt understand local conventions #someone who doesnt get why its considered weird to eat whole raw fish fresh from the river #or how it might be offputting to greet someone for the first time using their name #but at the same time #this eldritch entity genuinely wants to be a part of the community #they want to learn and they want to love and they want to learn to love #i see minmaxxer/speedrunner eldritch famer a lot #mainly played off for gags #but not genuinely loving their live in the valley eldritch farmer #at least not often #theres so much temptation to write an eldritch farmer x shane fanfic set in spring 1 or some shit lmao #text post #stardew valley #sdv #sdv farmer

[caramel-storiesss]

Charming young man

(a dramatic reenactment of my painting process;)

Me, outlining: No because he literally HAD to die young because if not he´d have ineviteably played into the oppression he´s trying to point out, there never was a way his character could have lived and succeeded at the same time do you see the TRADGEDY-

My cat: ...

Me: tHE TRADGEDY, CAESAR

#les miserables #les mis #enjolras #les miserables fanart #i should prly point out that Caesar is my cats name i don´t randomly add roman empereors names to statements to emphasize them #at least not often #sometimes the natural flow of conversation just calls for sb to yell Brutus eh

[diorsbrando]

good evening sosa ! ! ! ! ฅ՞•ﻌ•՞ฅ

i hope you’re doing well aaaa it’s been quite a bit since i left an ask . . ᜊ( ' ⩊ '𖦹) sosa sosa . . have u ever thought about which jjk men would be the ULTIMATEBESTAMAZING fathers ever . . ? ૮₍ ˶• ˔ ต ₎ა teebeeayche . . 4 me, i think nanami n’ suguru have my HEART

HELLO HELLO DARLING ! i’m doing okay, just chillin on this late afternoon, i might do a face mask or something while i watch my shows :3 how are you !!!! so so so happy you’re here to visit me <3

and what a delightful n adorable question you’ve brought too 😇 hmmmm let me think . . . i think nanamin being thee ultimatebestamazing ™️ father was a no brainer and definitely nonnegotiable 😩 he embodies inherent paternal energy that is so sweet so tender and nurturing and warm (papamin heals my soul). UGH he was meant to be a hubby and father not a sorcerer (damn that gege)! i was also thinking of suguru too so i’m glad we align on that accord as well :) someone else i have in mind hmmmmmm. . . . i’m going to have to go with some of my lovers that no one really talks about so here goes:

i firmly believe that shiu kong would be an amazingggg father; yes he’s in a less than honorable line of work at the moment but he definitely has those caretaker qualities and will be happy to take on new responsibilities of fatherhood ( he was probably amazing at babysitting megumi on toji’s behalf >< )

i also want to offer choso as an ultimatebestamazing father 🥺🥺 i just think he loves taking care of those he cares about (look at how he treats yuuji) and takes pride in / finds fulfillment in that so fatherhood would naturally to him too, but he’d be so so nervous at first. also, choso is a girl dad i will not be taking arguments on this!

i’m trying to think of others but these are my main choices !! :3

#*☆ﾟ. destinies cross ── asks. #this ask was so cute i never get stuff like this in my inbox #at least not often #jjk

[thelovelylunareclipse]

You sure do reblog a lot of writer memes for someone who doesn’t post any writing 👀 Just sayin

Lol, just noticed this ask now 😅 but buddy, you want my writing?

I gotchu.

These are the 6 parts of a whole mini collection I did a couple of months ago, titled In Search of Blossoms. My insta @ nonallegiant is FULL of my writing from the last few years, though I haven’t updated it in a hot minute cause I’m taking a break (but not really cause I’m somewhat working on smth)

If you or anyone is interested, I could repost some of my stuff here too 😳 I could definitely hear some criticism on my work 😂

#I’m not familiar w tumblr’s poetry scene so I don’t post here lolllll #but anyway. I AM a writer anon. just not a fanfic writer 🤣 #at least not often #ask (and you shall receive) #anon #poetry #my writing #id in alt btw

[tinogiehd]

i think it’s my dreamisms that make u want to kill me so often

well dream's dreamisms don't want to make me kill him

#at least not often #aya asks #🫶

[minsungies]

Still can't believe I got anon hate as a 15 yr old for headcanoning a character from a fucking musical based on a book written in the fucking 1800's as grayace and biromantic instead of Just Gay

#and shipping him with a woman oh god the horror #tbh it was definitely because i shipped him with a woman #oh and the hate my friends got for shipping sherlock with uh....molly?? i think that's her name??? #fucking w i l d #ppl say 'oh i miss when ppl in fandom just didnt read things they didnt like' when unfortunately even back in 2012 that was Not The Case #at least not often

[wis-art]

this piece is about being transgender

my ko-fi

#caris #my art #art #transgender #trans #it's about how often we are stripped off anything else than sexuality #and how we are often a subject of the political show that doesnt really listen to anything we say #playing our part in it wether we like it or not #it's a vent piece #at least i get to reclaim being hot #lol #nobody can take that away from me

[welcometogrouchland]

[ID in ALT] I've made posts before about Talia/Dick co-parenting Damian moments (will never happen but let me dream) and this came to me in a vision. Took me ages to finish for some reason 😭 and then even longer to post

#dc comics #dc #damian wayne #dick grayson #talia al ghul #batfamily #dc robin #nightwing #anyway. yes im a self-indulgent ''dick as damians secret third parent'' truther #like i DO think it's way more complex and nuanced than the schmoopy affectionate fan portrayal of it #they're brothers they're father and son they're partners they're the dynamic duo except only in past tense etc etc #but consider! I'm not immune to schmoopy affection in fanworks. it compells me despite itself #anyway it's technically not that crazy when it comes to dick and damian. they hug! often! at least they did #it's not as big a leap to these types of scenarios #also talia ''somewhat absent for complex reasons on both her and damians part but very loving and loved by her son'' al ghul #you will always be famous to me #son of the demon origin...bwahhh #anyway. someone made a comic kind of like this/like a post i made abt this topic #but way funnier bc dick and talia starting trying to beat each other up #so go look at that as well #anyway. it's been a somewhat difficult few weeks so I'm. desperately trying to take it easy #i got some reading with me (first vol of kevin smiths GA run that i found second hand and jaimes BB run vol 2!) #so we'll see how far i get through those. considering there's demons in my head telling me to re-read things (LET ME OUT!!!) #when i finish GA and BB i do plan on rereading robin 2021. as a treat to myself #it's a run I've really warmed up to as time went on #I'm keeping up w/ the current b&r run even though it is. admittedly very slow w/ some weird dialogue #i read it for the damian content more than anything. also nikas back so that's neat :] #idk I have a feeling that after absolute power shakes out we might get some more creative team switch ups #so if anyone at dc is interested in taking over the reigns on b&r...that could be very neat #(it's me they should hire me. please DC i have ideas listen to my red hood pitch PLEASE-)

[pbnmj]

it’s important to me that peter and co always have their bank accounts in the negatives . like it is fundamental that spider-man is broke

#peter parker #ben reilly #kaine parker #miles morales #i dont care what marvel editorial is doing with the clones btw. they are my barbie dolls #spider-man #marvel #spiderman #my art #pavitr and miles next. i have bullied peter for far too long i have to set my sights on other spiders #ALSO FINALLY HANDED IN MY COURSEWORK I CAN BE SOOOO SICK ABOUT SPIDERMAN BEGINNING TODAY!!!!!!! #well . its been going for a while but i mean i can draw a little more often #i have other uni obligations but at least possibly i can start reading and understanding comicsverse spiderman. #instead of ya know. cobbling together what i know from mutuals and tvtropes

[themanlykittenkayden]

The Victors-

Grian- a man of rebellion and leadership- the sole survivor of a season where he pledged loyalty to another

Scott- a man of survival and loyalty- the sole survivor of a season where bonds were meant to be broken by bloodlust

Pearl- a woman of independence and endurance- the sole survivor of a season where she was meant to rely on her “other half”

Martyn- a man of ambition and determination- the sole survivor of a season where death was ensured from the beginning

Scar- a man of open-hearted friendliness and charisma- the sole survivor of a season where secrets ostracized him from camaraderie

And Cleo- a person of steadiness and consistency- the sole survivor of a season of chaos and uncertainty

#trafficblr #I love the idea that the winners are often those least compatible with the premise of the series #Making them rise above the limitations more than expected #these descriptions aren’t perfect and are very broad but shhhhhh the poetry #thoughtstheoriesandramblings #zombiecleo #real life smp

[apollos-boyfriend]

something that’s both really funny and endearing to me is how you can tell when a cc is a speedrunner because of how they constantly shift into f5 randomly. mining blocks? f5. wandering around aimlessly? f5. building their house? f5. even when they’re not speedrunning and just playing casually there seems to be an ingrained Instinct to hit that f5 key and it’s so endlessly endearing to me

#icarus speaks #at least my guys (smant and purp) do it OH so often #purps is partially a side effect from bedwars #but still. it’s so silly #why do they do that. what are they looking for…

[shimmershy]

*But it wasn't funny.

Chara Week Day 3: Laughter

[Image Description: An Undertale comic that takes place in the True Lab. Panel 1: Frisk and Chara stand side-by-side, looking at something off-screen to the right. Frisk looks scared and is hugging themself while holding a stick. Chara, a ghost, is translucent and has a similar look of distress on their face. Panel 2: The amalgamate that resembles Snowdrake stands at the opposite end of the room, saying "Sn...o...wy..." Panel 3: A close up of Frisk's face. There are tears in their eyes. They hold their stick in front of themself as they open their mouth to speak, but Chara cuts them off with a laugh from off-screen. Panel 4: Chara holds a hand up to their face, smiling with their eyebrows knit together. They say, "...hehe. You laugh, and keep laughing." Panel 5: Chara is laughing in the foreground, hovering with their knees curled up to their chest and their arms wrapped around themself. They say, "It's SO funny, you can't stop." Frisk is in the background glancing sideways at them with concern. Panel 6: A closeup of Chara's face on a black background. They're laughing even harder and covering their eyes with their hand as tears run down their face. They say, "Tears run down your face." Panel 7: Chara looks to the side at Frisk, hand still covering one side of their face and still smiling, but their laughter dies out. They say, "... What?" Panel 8: Chara floats on a black background, alone, beside Frisk's red soul. They ask, "You didn't do that?" /End ID]

#posting this late at night because I just finished it and if I wait a second longer my impatience will overwhelm me #this took way longer than I thought it would........ but I'm satisfied with how it turned out at least #i love drawing comics I should do stuff like this more often. i'm really proud of the composition and everything #chara week #chara week 2023 #undertale #safeutdr #chara dreemurr #frisk #chara #amalgamates #undertale amalgamate #my art #frisk dreemurr #comic #undertale comic #true lab #frisk undertale #chara undertale #undertale chara #undertale frisk #EVERYTHING about the true lab is so interesting to me..... especially this part. i have many thoughts. #aughhhh #but basically here it's like. Frisk is very afraid and stressed out but they're being super brave about it. and Chara's kinda freaking out #for a lot of reasons. seeing the amalgamates. thinking about them 'losing themselves'. all that on top of coming across the tapes... #lots of Bad Feelings and distress yknow? #etc etc this is just how I'm interpreting it #edit: added an image description. this is my first time writing an image description so please let me know if i need to change anything! #i can't tell if i overexplained or underexplained but i tried my best! #🌼

[charlietheepicwriter7]

One of Jonathan Crane's last patients before he began his experiments with fear gas was a young boy, barely out of his toddler years, who'd wake up every night screaming from intense nightmares.

Jonathan could still recognize that boy over a decade later as the boy was wheeled into Arkham Asylum, strapped to a gurney. Danny Fenton shot him a tired grin. "Hey, Doc! You mind if we start holding sessions again? I got a lot more tangible fears I need to work through this time."

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dcxdp #dpxdc #dc crossover #dp crossover #c: jonathan crane #c: danny fenton #arkham asylum #everyone and their mother can tell that danny isn't criminally insane enough to be at arkham #but danny managed to fake it enough to get sent there instead of blackgate #bc the GIW are on his behind and you can't disappear someone from arkham #escape? easily #but break in and disappear a whole person? #unless you're insane work there or batman breaking in is a nightmare #and headcount is too often; he'd be noticed as gone in 4 hours tops #plus his old psychologist is there and if he DOES disappear batman will at least investigate #jonathan is bluescreening right now; has so much time really passed? #jon's going to have a midlife crisis now

[sol-lar-bink]

A sandwich for the red onion boy

Wanted to draw Kieran and it just snowballed into this.

#myart #pokemon #pokemon fanart #pokemon kieran #kieran #juliana pokemon #juliana #pokemon juliana #ogerpon #hydrapple #terapagos #pokemon spoilers #indigo disc spoilers #indigo disk #... People do think his hair looks like an onion right??? #I dont draw humans often i hope they look ok at least lmao #pokemon indigo disk

[theladysunami]

Fics where Bingge gets his own Shen Yuan are always a delight, but I do wish more of them let Shen Yuan dote on Bingge’s children!

I’d love a story where Shen Yuan somehow ended up in the role of ‘Head Imperial Tutor’ and became the children’s beloved teacher and fiercest protector.

Whatever harem drama, rebellions, or other nonsense is going on, he observes with only mild interest (plus much internal eye rolling, and maybe a little gushing over Binghe) but if anyone dares target his students he utterly destroys them.

Sometime after the Bingge vs. Bingmei extra (perhaps after Shen Yuan eliminates some threat to the children), Binghe actually notices Shen Yuan and just how closely his behavior mirrors the nice Shizun.

He’s a very gentle and attentive teacher, tailoring lessons to each child’s learning style, comforting them when the drama between their mothers causes them distress, and freely granting affectionate head pats and light fan bops.

Binghe fighting with his own kids for attention from his world’s kind Shizun, while juggling with Shen Yuan’s obliviousness, and the fact he must be careful never to seriously upset the kids (or he will face Shen Yuan’s wrath), just has so much comedy and cuteness potential!

In the end, Bingge not only falls for Shen Yuan, but comes to more fully love and care for his own kiddos too.

#BinggeYuan #BingYuan #BingQiu #Shen Yuan #Luo Binghe #Bingge #Luo Bingge #SQQ #SY #LBH #LBG #SVSSS #Scum Villain's Self Saving System #SVSSS Idea #Story Idea #* In the end the kiddos all get two dads #* Plus at least one mom each (often more because lesbians and bff co-parents)

[otaku553]

Quite frankly still obsessed with the three of them

A little procrastination doodle

#one piece #portgas d ace #sabo #monkey d luffy #it’s 5 am and I do not have the time to be spending on procrastination doodles but that is neither here nor there #ft. my headcanons for their outfits as kiddos but not really because I think this is pretty close to canon #oversized jacket for sabo because I refuse to believe he has worn the same clothes after being a runaway for at least a few years #like kids grow so fast and I can see undersized jacket for that as well but I feel like undersized would just be uncomfy and restricting #straw hat is definitely too big for 7 year old luffy so I hc it goes around his neck more often than not #or sabo or ace gets annoyed at luffy for having his eyes blocked all the time while they’re fighting each other or hunting so they #eventually get luffy to wear it around his neck more #also you can’t convince me that the fuzz on luffy’s shorts is like… actual fur #I think it’s more like very frayed edges of denim if you know what I mean #ace with baggy pants because it’s what he deserves. baggy pants ftw #also probably bigger pockets for his pickpocketing #sabo complains about noble clothes like girls complain about small pockets #‘what are they even supposed to hold. why are they so tight. this is just them trying to get us to buy expensive bags’