Ed, at Izzy’s funeral: I need a moment with him.
Everyone, leaving: Of course.
Ed, leaning over Izzy’s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.
Izzy: Yeah, no shit.
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love the implication that in the ofmd universe, chamomile is a more potent incapacitating agent than chloroform
in case you don't know, chloroform doesn't work like in cartoons and movies - one sniff from a rag won't make you go sleepy-bye. you need to hold that soaked rag to someone's face for like 5 minutes (at least) and then keep it there for the duration of unconsciousness (you also need to make sure they don't choke on their own tongue, don't try this at home kids).
but Stede walks up to a guard, they hold a dry towel at non-touching distance from their face even while sniffing it, immediately lose consciousness, and stay unconscious for the duration of the escape. also he isn't affected at all from pushing a cart full of these, not to mention preparing and touching them. amazing
and at first i thought like, okay, it's not really chamomile, it's something else and Stede is just lying, makes sense. but then during Stede's confrontation with Zheng Yi Sao in episode 7, he says "i took her entire crew down with chamomile tea", meaning that it is indeed just chamomile??
when Ed grinds up rhino horn it works like coke and when Stede infuses towels with his Bonnet Special Sleepy-Time Chamomile Blend™️ it renders victims instantaneously unconscious from a single sniff (presumably with no long-term/permanent effects) in a way no known chemical can do (at least without also killing you/rendering you comatose). i love this show
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david jenkins saying he made taika get wet the entire season bc that’s what the fans wanted is so genuinely amazing? going into the writers room and being like “yeah so the hoes want wet cat taika love u bye” just for US?? batting my eyelashes rn
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Steve, trying to convince Tony to confide in him: look im incredible at keeping secrets, my ma thought I only liked girls for years.
Tony, no longer caring about his mental breakdown: WhAt
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Everything we know about s2 so far (plot-ish)
Pearl necklace + important addition
Spanish Jackie fights with Blackbeard
Roach is in a dinghy with other characters at some point
Roach is having “the best day ever” and it’s very relaxing. He’s with someone else by a stream
Roach and Fang paint their faces white
Lesbian pirates (one of them is called Archie)
Blackbeard? Possibly makes Archie fight her gf to the death?
Izzy most likely loses his foot
Izzy gets better/redemption arc? (16:30 min)
A character calling himself Prince Ricky will meet Stede
Lucius is most likely alive and 100% in the season
They trained a rat (but might have cut that scene)
The Revenge will most likely burn or blow up [x] (+ so much more)
There’s a torturer and he’s going all in with the torture
Stede becomes a man (28 min.)
There’s going to be a wedding [x]
This is the groom so most likely not someone from the crew getting married
Red flag/Chinese pirate crew
"Swampy town folk"
There will most likely be a cave scene (+ much more)
They’re most likely filming in real water for some scenes
Hornigold
Lighthouse scene
Jim will most likely be making out with someone
Alex Sherman has a cameo in it
Tight pants
New costumes (8:30 min) [x] - Wee John's new costume in particular should be great (45:50 min)
"Cool guest stars" (and most likely a Prince soundtrack)
Jim is going to be wearing crocs
Goat [x]
Stormy weather and ep9 sky?
Rory might be there (just bc she's unsure if she's allowed to mention him lmao)
More action than season 1 (53 min) [x] [x] [x] (+ much more)
8 episodes in total
The "dudes" will be dressed up as the British and sing Rule Britannia in powdered wigs
Timeskip
And of course my season 2 crew list
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