Btw, while I’m out here actually talking on tumblr again- the reason for all the planting/payoff flubs in GO2 (specifically the minisodes) is that (in my opinion) those minisodes were supposed to tie in with the main story ~thematically~ rather than literally. Some of the stuff Neil’s said makes me think John was given basically free reign to write those parts and then Neil tied them loosely back to the main plot but they’re ultimately supposed to just be fun one-shot adventures for Crowley and Azi, not integral parts of the main story. Each one has a pretty obvious point that informs us about our main character’s world view and relationship to each other:
Job- the dichotomy between heaven and hell is not the same as between good and evil. Crowley knows and accepts this, Aziraphale is still learning
Resurrectionist- good and evil aren’t black and white. Crowley knows and accepts this, Aziraphale is still learning
Nazi Zombies- Crowley and Aziraphale are each other’s most trusted confidant
IMO GO2 is more so a loose character study of Crowley and Aziraphale and their relationship than it is a traditional narrative which is why it feels so fanfic-y. And I think it’s understandably jarring coming from GO 1, which is a more traditional long-form story. Personally, I still enjoy both!
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imagine the way Floyd would whine until you let him kiss you too- don't get him wrong, he loved it when it was your turn, he almost caught himself trilling even.. but he never leaves his debts unpaid, y'know? C'monn now, cutie, he wants to kiss and bite.
"Nee shimpyy.. if you keep making noises like that, i might never let you go.."
The love-struck mer-moray kisses up your neck, chin and nibbles just a little at your cheeks- he can't help it, you are soo squishy!
Floyd pecks at your lips until they are kissed-red from his focused attention, then placing a single kiss at the top of your nose; it repeats all over, nips at the top of your ears, placing single kisses at your earlobe and trailing his lips back to your face.
He has you in a strong yet comfortable hug, arms around your waist and hands on your hips as you straddle his lap; his kisses are fairly quick but not rushed and you can hear the faint 'mwah' noises alongside the attentive clicks of his lips each time.
You forget about the timer you were supposed to set within the minute and everything else you originally thought you'd do today, your thoughts now occupied by a certain love-bug(eel?) and his endless affection for you instead.
"Neee~ [giggle] you're alllll mine now~!" Floyd beams gleafully
He's truly bound to you now, but you wouldn't kiss him so much if you didn't like the idea, riiiight~?
This is your life now, have fun !
-because he's never letting you go.
Take care, 'Shrimpy' Leech~
THE WAY I SHRIEKENDKAD SO LOUD WHEN I SEE THE DRABBLE IN MY INBOX I HAD TO TAKE A DEEP BREATH BEFORE READING AND OMFKGJJHSJJXKJZJNWNJSNX AMKDJJSNKNS HEENAJDNJN WHEN HENMSNNWHE WHEN HE WHENWJN EHWHDNJNAIJ WHEN DDJJAJN FLOY SJOANXJANSN)JAN OMFKGJIJAJNXJN DYING SCREAMING CRYINGBANGING MY HEAD SLAPPING MY PILLOW KICKING MY FEET /POS MY FLOYD FEVER IS A SICKNESS AT THIS POINT IM BEDRIDDENSJDKJSJNSIJSIJAIJKSJISJJSNS’AINSJN
SHRIMPY LEECH. SHRIMPY. LEECH. *PASSES OUT*
GODND AODUSKWLAJ DOAJDALSJA. DJQHENSOJWNWJWHEUFUFKCJDIDIDHSMSKAKSHEMSKDNS WHEN ISjJSICHS IM STRADDLING HIS LAP????? HIS HANDS ARE ON MY HIPS??!?!?!?!>!>!>[?<[! GOOD BYE MY BRAIN LEAVING THE BUILDING AND NEVER RETURN I AM SHORT CIRCUTIKCNKDISNCLSIDNALDINSKSDJMALWJDNALIQNZMAAOSJAKOQJSS LYING ON THE FLOOR RN OMG IM GRINNING LIKE AN IDIOT MY CHEEKS HURTKSOCJMSLSOSK
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Calling Them By Their Full Name
OPLA Headcannons! I thought htis was a funny little thing lol. Anyway enjoy
Warnings: slight mentions of nsfw topics but nothing too serious
Sorry for any spelling errors!
Luffy
-ohhhhh that did not sound like your usual happy, loving voice.
-he knows he fucked up and now he’s hiding from your wrath.
-“MONKEY D. LUFFY, GET YOUR ASS IN THIS KITCHEN. NOW.”
-you could hear a pen drop from how quiet the ship got
-ok so maybe he ate that super expensive, super special dessert you had been saving for a while now. And like, it was going to go bad! All he wanted was a little taste! Than a taste turned into accidentally eating the whole thing.
-He was gonna tell you, honest! But it had proven obvious you found out before he could. He seen you round the corner with RAGe on your face and tears in your eyes.
-"TRAITOR!" You yell, throwing a tired punch to his chest.
-“I’m sorry mami, I’ll find you another one. Promise.” He hums, peppering your face with kisses, squeezing your face between his palms when he did.
-There’s no way you could stay mad at him for long
Zoro
-whoa whoa whoa why are you so ANNNGRY
-hated when you call him by his full name like that, makes him feel like a child being reprimanded
-“RORONOA GODDAMN ZORO.” You boom, Nami’s jaw dropping at the sound. Even she could tell you were pissed
-he’s the sassiest mf alive so he’ll probably just be like, “who the hell are talking to woman?!”
-“You’re a real piece of work you know that??” You’re still yelling and he wastes no time rolling his eyes at you and grabbing you by your waist, the action shutting you up.
“Wanna stop yelling and be a big girl and tell me what’s wrong?” He teases, that stupid smirk you love falling over his features at your speechlessness.
-It’s not often you say his full make but when you do he makes sure you’ll never forget it that same night.
-“Say my name baby, real loud.” He groans, a hand around your throat to steady spent body as he slams back into you
Sanji
-I know thats not a cigarette i smell Vinsmoke Sanji."
-awe hell. Yout tone is deadly. he tried he damndest to stomp it out before you rounded the corner but nope.
-You never use his full name like that. Never.
-did he just get chills?
-"Of course not my love!" He lies throigh his teeth but before he can say anything ese you re lips are on his, you fist gripping the fabric of his shirt.
-He knew he was caught, the taste of tobacco mixing with your usual mint. You pull away, smoothing his shirt out with a warning smile.
-"Don’t lie to me again, I’ll always know when you do, Black Leg." You explain , taking the small cardboard box from his pocket and walking off.
-Even though it was ment as a threat, he couldn't help but feel hotter than ususal. God he loved it when you talked all serious to him.
Bonus: Mihawk
-You know better than to use his full name. Orr to even call him anything besides the usual endearing pet name.
-So when he hears his name called with nothing short of rage, hes trying to figure out who you think you’re talking to.
-"Dracule. Mihawk." You spit, holding the empty bottle in your hand
-Ok so your rage was warented cause he managed to drink the entire vintage bottle of wine you'd been saving...it wasn’t like it was on purpose!
-He doesn’t even bother to look up from his book, just barely giving you a slight glance when you were right in front of him, pointing to the bottle.
-"Id watch your tone darling." he warns, smirking at the way you purse your lips and turn away with a fierce attitude he'd be sure to deal with later.
-“Oh shove it up your ass Dracule.” You scoff, trying to quicken your pace but failing when he’s already behind you, his much larger hand holding your wrist as you yelp.
-His look says it all. You’re screwed.
-So now you’re sitting pretty, bent over and counting each time his hand meets the sore and slightly reddened flesh of your ass.
-“Now, what’s my name again darling?”
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