#ones you might see in a park!

[lanternlightss]

1985 by bo burnham is an nbd song for reasons that an animatic would explain grrhrjrkr

#shakes table #this song with them specifically has been rotating in my brain since we first started to flesh out their character #it’s about. the slight resentment towards nb and barbatos #(by slight it’s a quite a lot) #i like to imagine they maybe made statues in their honor alongside the big barbatos one #except these ones are more smaller and human sized #ones you might see in a park! #something ven making sure his friends get the credit they deserve #OUGH #nbd rotating in the brain love you ya funky little resentful bard #lantern says stuff

[fuckmeyer]

girl please, Charlie Swan is Team Werewolf and you know it

#it's like Bella has no conception of the socioeconomic symbolism attached to these monsters!! #girl why on earth would the middleclass police chief of a tiny rural town in Washington #choose the wealthy murderous parasites????? #OK besties as i'm typing that out i see why charlie might side with the wealthy murderous parasites #yes he IS an american cop so siding with the parasites does make sense #but think of all the paperwork he would have to do when the cullens kill someone! i mean. come on. #also it aint like cullen out there paying off the pigs so really what is Charlie getting out of this relationship #it's no bribes all paperwork? i don't care how American this cop is he is Anti Vamp and that's that on that #WEREWOLVES on the other hand......... besties let's review the cold fax ok #they're a blue collar blue jeans blue skies all day baby kinda monster. crack open a cold one with the boys kinda monster. #pull over on the road to lend you some spark plugs kinda monster. bring a dairy-based dip to the charity softball game kinda monster #big plus: they're on the DL. neat & tidy cover story. no killing. protect & serve yeah baby. no parasites here my boys WORK for a living #the boys are 0% paperwork (no killing) and 100% bribes (dairy-based dips) #Charlie's deffo Team Werewolf at best and turning a blind eye at worst #as far as this man's concerned the werewolves are the Olympic Natl Park rangers' problem #bear who???? don't know em #twilight #twilight renaissance #bella swan #the twilight saga #jacob black #charlie swan #eclipse read

[rioblitzle]

i guess im not too involved in the zelda fandom cause seeing a post about rabid totk defenders is wild to me. from my perspective people were singing that game's praises for 2 months total before it fell to the "popular game bad actually" criticism wave and i don't think i've seen anyone say positive things about totk since then lmfao

#maybe it's just twitter's algorithm showing me discourse and criticism to try and spark engagement or whatever #ive experienced the same thing with mario odyssey which sucks cause i DID get into that game well after release but whatever #i think the game has plenty of flaws but is still like. one of the best games on the switch and that's not an insult to the switch #and most of my writing issues are 'well this sucks but also makes reasonable sense within the constraints of the game design' #like the lack of sheikah tech or the repetition with the backstory cutscenes with the sages #ive also never been super interested in trying to piece together the timeline or linked universe fan stuff but that might just be me #i feel like botw/totk is way better when you view it as a retelling of the zelda universe and give up on trying to reason with the timeline #for making a direct botw sequel on the same map w the same formula and still trying to make it fresh they knocked it out of the park imo #at least in regards to gameplay? #i acknowledge that there is a MASSIVE flaw in the non linear gameplay clashing w the linear story cutscenes this time #(... but that one didn't personally affect me since i saw the memories in mostly the right order and the story hit me weirdly hard) #but anyways yeah where are all the mean totk defenders i keep hearing about i thought that game fell out of the public consciousness #all i still see about it is NintendoMarioJimmy47536 on twitter calling it 'mid af' or whatever #and occasional gorgeous paintings of the light dragon on my dash

[welcometogrouchland]

[ID: three digital illustrations based on episodes of the owl house. The first image is based on Understanding Willow and features Amity and Inner Willow. Amity looks at Inner Willow regretfully, holding a hand to her chest, as Inner Willow stands surrounded by pink fire, yelling at Amity with steam coming from her eyes. Lyrics are written crookedly across the background: "I'm not here for your entertainment/your the kinda guy that likes some fun/am I just here for a bit of amusement?/you'll never be my NUMBER 1!!!".

The second image is based off For the Future and features Willow and Hunter. Hunter hugs willow, his face obscured, as she sobs and vines glow green around them both. The lyrics this time are written more neatly in the middle of the image and read "are you bored?/or are you scared?/what happened to secrets we shared?/ Did I say something/? Have I crossed the line?/you know I never meant it/when I said I was FINE!".

The final image is both drawings on one canvas with no lyrics. Each image has a dark blue background. End ID]

Thinks about Willow's repressed emotions and eats glass. Cutely (song is Con Man by The Tuts!)

#the owl house #toh #willow park #amity blight #hunter toh #hunter noceda #(aw i haven't used that one in a while :')) #Understanding Willow #For the Future #i have to go shower so i can't add tag commentary rn all i can tell you is RRRAGH GO LISTEN TO THAT SONG AND GET FEELINGS ABT IT LIKE ME #I'VE WANTED TO MAKE THIS FOR WEEKS AND I FINALLY GOT AROUND TO IT #i wish you could see hunters face but it just didn't work with the proportions so i had to live with that #SAD. ah well there's other blonde boys (<- cruel joke abt grimwalkers) #not about him though. it's about willow #i think (and this is a big maybe) once I'm done my rewatch of s2A (and the frog show cause I'm rewatching that too) #I'm gonna rewatch EVERY willow ep right before ASIAS and then go from there #she's special she deserves it #same way i might rewatch the gus episodes before Labyrinth Runners. it's just a little ritual i have sometimes :] #anyway. oooooh you want to appreciate willows repressed rage and fear and sadness soooo bad #also I'M SORRY IF THE HAND LETTERING IS BAD FONTS JUST LOOKED TO GOOFY. I'M TRYING BARE WITH ME

[roostertuftart]

Also, and in complete fairness I haven’t seen this said yet, but if anyone does think it’s OOC for Kyle and Tolkien in this episode (as I do see on a surface level an argument for it being so since both of them are not particularly known for indulging in kinda “silly” stuff) I think, idk. Consider reevaluating the characters a bit. Assume you’re wrong in your interpretation of them before assuming it’s the creator’s who don’t know what they’re doing! I’m not saying Matt and Trey are flawless about character consistency by any means, but I do think they’d be proven to put a lot of care and effort into characterization especially recently and especially with the kids. There’s a number of reasons this makes sense for both Kyle and Tolkien and may not seem obvious at first, not to mention they are still just cringey kids above being the serious “mature” ones in their groups and it makes sense they’d be silly sometimes or indulge in fun things like TikTok, cringey or not. It’s honestly really nice to see them do so, especially with their personalities not changing otherwise, because it creates so much more of a well grounded basis for them as characters. Real people are never the serious ones all of the time, and honestly that’s never even exactly what Tolkien and Kyle were written to be!

They’ve always had less serious sides, had moments where they placed the less elegant and mature part for fun, and we see that here in such a real way. We see them goofing off and making fun stupid videos and enjoying the attention and making of them, and taking it seriously and Whatnot- But we also still see them being themselves in the same vein outside of when they’re making their videos which is natural and really nice! Nothing has changed ultimately! It’s just a new side to them both and I love seeing them just be… Happy! Relaxed! Chill! And indulging in an interest they found they shared and loving each other’s company. It’s really sweet!

#if it’s not obvious #this is coming from some projection admittedly! #again not at all bc I find this ooc #but there’s a part of me like wow! these characters? did not expect it from THEM specifically #and if I’m feeling it #im sure others are #so I want to talk about it before it comes up #kyle broflovski #tolkien black #cupid ye spoilers #South Park meta #kinda #cupid Ye #I’ve always felt that unless given no other option accusing a creator of being ooc is lazy #rather we should work to adjust our own views and see where we might have misunderstood a character #this is especially relevant in characters who change as much as sp ones do #and who aren’t generally apart of a greater storyline that generally necessitates a single line of character growth #with the long running slice of life nature of South Park it’s going to have a lot of oh! wow okay that character likes that? #and usually this makes sense if you think about it long enough. it’s like learning new traits to add to your idea of a character #I really enjoy that aspect of sp actually. just the expansion of what these characters are and yet a consistency #plus Kyle especially needs to be given more interests so this is rly good

[unproduciblesmackdown]

fun connection on this archived kickstarter update from the 2011 production/s of "the bus" as found by @broadway-heere-i-come ft. many pics from their trip to wichita, kansas for several performances there, including this one

fantastic stuff & was noticing that it seems like partly legible lyrics back there, which sent me over to consult that q&a sincerely me vlog again like hang on lol. and sure enough

lo, behold

#giving ''every moment'' vs ''where a moment'' but i'm sure either is plausible just based on listening. anyone got a cd insert booklet #tragic that further pages of the kickstarter aren't waybacked up. may not have let you access them if not a backer? #lot of great stuff on page 1 though fr #will roland #hey beautiful #(the The Bus tag lol) #live it up!: #deh #maybe could've used a fourth take actually lmao. let's all watch the 6+ min ''interview'' w/those two seeing spamalot together #love the bit right at the start where someone asks what mike faist's hair smells like & will immediately launches into explaining what it #feels like & michael park is like oh yup. we've all been there. probably the more fun answer anyways #speaking of him b/c it's such a Journey of a video i never remember precisely when mike faist barrels through the door #get out!!! what were you thinking.... #used to keep forgetting it happened at all which was a delight. happens during the karaoke / singing in shower answer! #oh i also had the thought like. the Probably Non Phone Photography of 2011 here #noticed that like ''Portrait of someone near the camera with motion blur towards its focus point'' & also noted it as feeling like #a Stock Photo kind of phenomenon now decidedly Out Of Date. then thinking like well that might not be much of a coincidence lol #as in: it would be a spontaneous Photo Effect ppl were more accustomed to At The Time. maybe! #(just realizing fantastic grammatical ambiguity. i meant the ''including this one'' in the opening there to be going off of ''many pics #[...] including this one'' but that it can be interpreted as ''several performances there [...] including this one [will karaoke.jpg]'' #like wow works great either way actually lmao. no notes) #p.s. i dunno why some of the lyrics were bolded. did not enter any of the terms into the search. Watch You Smile While Sleeping emphasis

[thebananwithaplan]

Today on "How many people can I trick into thinking that I'm older than I actually am?"

#out of the studio (ooc) #appeeling show host (dancing banana) #So NOW we're beginning to see the d/isney parodies alongside the U/niversal Studios ones #This is what happens when you have a toon that's both the M/ickey AND the W/alt D/isney. A heck of a lot of power. #You can also tell he isn't exactly being good at it since the Roblox 'trophy' in the second pic still says 2023 #mono filter #Also calling it- the next project they have might be an interactive Shovelware Studios Hollywood #like the theme park

[cuntwrap--supreme]

FedEx do just be hiring anyone to drive those trucks, huh?

#fedex #i live on a nearly 45 degree angle hill #and this dude rolls into the complex with his rear door open?? #I'm out walking my dog and see this and go 'oh this'll be funny' #as he drives up the hill and a bunch of big shit comes fakling out. along with smaller collateral items. #like. one of these items is so heavy he sat there and struggled with it for a good 5 minutes. #the bigger heavier things rolled quickly and almost hit a parked car #smaller items are everywhere. some are blowing away in the wind. #it's a complete shitshow #i call over to the guy asking if he wants help and he yells something i couldn't understand and waves me away #ok. cool. fuck you then ya moron. deal with your mistakes alone. #he's driven off now - still with the back door open - so i might go on another walk later and see if i can find any cool mail

[dearedwardteach]

I'm probably going to regret this but what have people been saying about jimin? I haven't been on Twitter all day.

im not on twitter at all but still i read about it i cant seem to escape the drama 😩 apparently (cuz i went looking into it a bit more and nothing has been confirmed by hybe or the sk ministry of defense so it might be false in the end and we'll probably never know anyway) some jk solos/taekookers have addressed a formal complaint to the ministry of defense towards jimin, arguing that he is gay and should not be put in the same baracks as jk for the later's safety (completely bonkers, they literally lived in the same cramped dorm room for years. ANYWAYS). since there are laws that discriminate against queer ppl in the sk army they have to investigate that claim (if you are known to be queer the army will categorise you as having a mental disability, you can also be dishonorably discharged... also if i understand correctly, if you have sex while in military facilities and while not being off duty, it's authomatically considered sexual assault/harrasment). anyways all that to say that if the rumours turn out to be true i hope hybe will take legal actions against those ppl. i mean they never have before no matter how far solos/shippers/stalkers have taken things but this is endangering jimin on a whole new level. cause it doesn't matter what his sexual orientation is: what matters is that there's a doubt, that's plenty enough for bullies, they don't need you to actually be queer they need you to be an easy target. the good thing for jimin (which isn't the case for most kpop idols who experience a lot of bullying and harrasment during military service), and for bts as a whole, is that they are so famous and so indispensable to sk as a political weapon now nobody will let random men bully them. but you never know yk? and the same ppl who claim that two members are queer and in love are being the most queerphobic pieces of shit possible. i hate shippers with a passion those ppl have always been on another level of queerphobia and queerphobic violence.

#god if i met those ppl in real life id beat them up #like those hardcore shipper are mostly straight women who fetishize men for their own enjoyment #they do not see them as human beings but as products #and this shows it well if it turns out to be true #they are literally playing with jimins life #god it echoes the ask i had the other day about namjoon taking an interest into queer artists for clout #what those ppl dont understand is that being queer IS a matter of life or death #you are a korean man (or assigned so) who hasnt gone through their military service yet you do not hint #for one second #at being queer #bc that could earn you pain bullying harrasment and even death #being queer is not a joke #queer ppl are not toys #ill fucking kill you #anyways once again it might not be true and just something some random anti jimin started on twitter #park jimin #ask #answered #frogtansonyeondan

[copiasblair]

i'm sooo eepy now and my feet hurt but i had a good dayyyy i have one more full day at the park tomorrow and then [REDACTED]

#we all know. I haven't shut up about it we all know what's happening the day after tomorrow #anyway i kind of regret bringing only heels and long sleeves #but hey i am nothing if not committed to my aesthetic #so happy single rider for space mountain is back i rode it like 3 times back to back #unfortunately this is like the first week for the holiday overlay for haunted mansion which means it's the busiest ride in the park #except rise of the resistance but that's expected #but it sucks because haunted mansion is my favorite but because the wait is so long and the queue is miserable #it's very cramped in mostly direct sunlight and has almost no places to sit #so i was only able to go on it once all day :(( #might rope drop it tomorrow just to get in maybe more than one ride #we'll see though #what do you have to say doll?

[horrorwebs]

i left her house and party without telling her how i feel or attempting to make a move i feel like the stupidest motherfucker alive

#like. that was my chance. it was THE chance. why am i such a fucking coward #its not like i didnt want to but i couldnt find the way thwre was too many peoñle and i wanted it to be private #so we LEFT for WALK on her NEIGHBOURHOOD that was MY CHANCE. we went to the little park with the swings i REALLY WAS ABOUT TO SAY STH #WHEN ONE OF THE GUYS AT THE PARTY AND HER COUSIN ARRIVED B #TO PICK US UP BY CAR BC SHE HAD TO BLOW THE CANDLES #(<- the party was her birthday cellebration) #like really idk how i am a. so unlucky and b. such a pussy #i think i shouldve been a bit more drunk to have told her right away.but i Was working my way through it to tell her it was just hard yknow #im scared ill ruin things if she rejects me. and i feel like she wants to be with me sometimes and that she likes me. #but other times i feel like im just being insane and she will simply reject me #i think her cousin noticed i like her though. (i dont think this is too hard to notice anyway) maybe thatll help? idk. #half the world thinks we are together and i have to wonder why arent we?i like her n i think she likes me (or at least she has in the past) #so whats stopping us? the fact we r in a band together and want a future on that might be something. she has also told my friend she values #the friendship too much or sth like that (my friend doesnt remember very well) but that then means she does like me! but also shell reject #me possibly! or will she? who knows?!! #anyway i think it wouldnt be that bug of a problem anyway for the band if we are mature about it. even it it doesnt work and we decide its #better as friends in a future. i dont think anything she does or i do will be as bad as 'point of no return bad'. #i believe in us. and i feel like the sappiest mf alive too #but see if youve read this far i think you might understand why im such a coward and so scared of telling her i like her #but i was so close of just bljrting it out or kissing her. i did kiss a bit her neck.... sorry lol. but nothing too um .sexual? it was like #peck. but you ask and how did that happen? well see. we were sleeping together. like on top of each other hugging. my face was on her #collarbone. so i was like there. but i dont think she tought much of it sometimes we kiss each others cheeks or whatever and its just like #or maybe she did. there were pther people on the room anyway so ot was like . weird as well bc of that #idk ots just a very ambiguous zone in which i will die forever if i dont work up some courage #this posts always turn onto rants but i dont speak much about her with my friends unless they ask +im a bit drunk.it embarrasses me greatly #spikeposting #loveposting

[steeklover]

You guys will not BELIEVE what I just saw...

#okay you actually might believe it #but i was scrolling through the south park tag when i see an anti south park post #and it wasn't even tagged as anti south park or even south park but it had south park in the title so i guess tumblr has it on here anyway #but i decided to check out the comments for some dumb reason on my behalf #and i literally saw a comment saying that we need to kill south park fans #like what... #first of all some of the nicest people i know are in the sp fandom #like we aren't bad people #second of all why are death threats nessecary #like i can't imagine someone even THINKING they need to kill someone because they like a show #get over yourself and grow up #death threats just make people not like you #usually i don't respond to that kind of stuff but i've been seeing a lot of sp hate on the sp tag for literally no reason #it's annoying #i tried to ignore it but that one comment crossed the line #ADDING ON #i've recieved death threats before from someone irl #and it still hurts thinking about it #so i know there's people out there who actually think about that kind of stuff #so whether that person was being serious or not they should probably reconsider what they say online

[vanillabat99]

Was your thrift store trip successful? 😃

Sort of!! The skirts that I liked were a couple sizes too small and there weren't any denim jackets I liked, which is a bummer. However!! I did find some knick-knacks!! I don't have good pictures right now, but I got:

2 different bunny statues !! One is a little bunny girl sitting on a fence, the other is two bunnies on a tree swing!!

A mug that says "I love you beary much", that my mom made me pay the 2$ for since she found it so tacky she refused to pay for it

A tray with an old Vogue magazine cover print on it, that will go wonderfully with my lightswitch cover (which is pinup art of two shirtless sailor men arm wrestling)

A small carnival mask that hangs on the wall!! It is very cute!!

I did have to buy one skirt since they didn't have change rooms and it looked like it would fit me, but sadly it was too small :( It's so cute though!!! It's a pastel green plaid and I love it so much that I might hang on to it and try to resize it!!

#i found some other skirts i really really liked but they were way too small for me :( #it really sucks when the XL+ selection is just. frumpy long skirts with unflattering prints. #i know theres lots of small businesses that do cute clothes in larger sizes but i do not have the budget for that 😭 #i might go to some other thrift stores next week and see what the selection is. theres a couple non-chain ones that i like here!! #i usually go to goodwill or value village since theyre like. accessible and have parking. the others are usually um. Not. #cant wait to repaint my walls and put up posters and my horrible ugly fish clock!!! it will be great :3 #im gonna be stuck in this house for awhile still so i might as well suck it up and get rid of my childhood wall paint 👍 #also hiiii i hope you are doing well :3 thank you for sending this!! #batty blogging #text #asks #lasting-through-the-feels

[videcoeur]

gonna be watching the rest of one piece, see you all every 5 seconds for the next 4 hours

#im exaggerating #but i still might comment like crazy #so block my #( one piece liveposting. ) #tag #if you dont want to see me rambling about OP #especially as I enter the Baratie arc and then Arlong Park #where my beloved Arlong resides you know

[theinfinitedivides]

Do Sik: *sees In Hae head out to follow Woo Hyul after he semi-storms out of his own party*

also Do Sik: *heads over to the bar to cause trouble with the other vampires*

#tv: heartbeat #kbs heartbeat #kbs2 heartbeat #heartbeat 2023 #heartbeat kdrama #가슴이 뛴다 #gaseumi ttwinda #my heart is beating #my heart beats #park kang hyun #kdrama #local gay watches k-dramas.txt #did you come here to see In Hae or did you come here to f*ck sh*t up. which one of the two is it bc if we wanted to f*ck sh*t up #we could have invited Man Hwi we didn't need you #i am this close to taking all bets off the table and calling for a restraining order against the forces of evil that have entered this man #sir have you considered that if you kill her vampire roommate she might not want to be your girlfriend in the future. has that crossed #your mind at all in any way yes or no #even if it has stay away from my ship i'm not letting it sink bc of you

[gingerwerk]

Can’t believe I never wrote a bit in the flowers and tattoos au about the squad going out on Veterans Day with the intention of getting every free meal that the city of Boston could offer

In my heart I just Know it would’ve been a very special bonding moment for bill and snaf because they are such shameless cheapskates and would accidentally end up spending the whole day together/competing to see who can get more free shit

#one of my friends from hs that I still talk to was a marine and every Veterans Day #his snap story is just a whole day compilation of various free meals and car maintence work #I think his record is like 7 restaurants #but yeah. of course they all go out once or twice at least to swing a free meal. they’re all broke as fuck why woudlnt they #but both snaf and bill set out separately but keep bumping into each other places (cus they both did recon to see who has the best deals) #and at first they get annoyed by at some point they give up and spend the rest of the day together #(they claim it’s to keep each other accountable for their personal records but at the end of the day Eugene’s just like #‘it’s okay. I’ll keep your secret that you might actually like Snafu’ #don’t ask me why this thought came to me while I was at work but it did and I love it #insert the Donna/Tom ‘treat yo self’ speech from parks and Rec but it’s bill and snaf #flowers and tattoos au