#or from the water bowl

[lizardlink]

(Link was a little upset yesterday morning when he realized he was going to the vet.)

#bearded dragon #reptiles #lizards #beardies #lizard link #cute reptiles #best bearded dragon in the whole world #the best beardie in the world #he got a pretty good check up #there’s a bump below his rib cage but the vet said it was most likely benign #Link’s also wanting to walk around less #for a while now #i guess he’s loosing some muscles mass in his back legs #old man beardie #also got the ‘he could use more frequent baths for hydration #but he doesn’t drink in the bath #or from the water bowl #the only way I can get water into him is misting his salad #stubborn beardie #(and just in case no I wasn’t the one driving)

[inkskinned]

as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen

the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"

#my food crime is that i regularly make a “pasta and tuna” situation that has somehow gotten even more evil and degenerate over time. #it is a ''white wine reduction'' (it's just white wine and garlic powder & seasoning) #and tuna from a can. #and plain pasta. #if i have the spoons i will actually chop garlic for it but this tends to be my comfort food for a REALLY bad day #bc its super easy to make: #boil pasta. drain. put into bowl for later. into same pot u used for pasta. #put tuna (with oil/water from can). let fry a little for like 2-3 min. put in whatever amount of wine. season to taste. #the tuna will get a little crisp on it which is nice. important side note: #this began as a Bolognese sauce. #and one day i had to sub for tuna. i know. not ideal. i cried about it too. #somehow over time it is now its own little evil thing. i would never make someone else eat it. it is beautiful. #but yeah i don't even stir the pasta in afterwards i just slap pasta into serving bowl #slap this ''''''sauce'''''''' on top #molto bene #(i really can cook fairly well btw. this is a food crime. not a suggestion of skill or ability) #(i LOVE baking but when i cook for myself. the autism is obvious. bc i just don't understand the point of most of the steps) #(.... i can just eat the deli meat out of the bag. it is protein. i don't even have to like it. i just have to eat enough calories.) #(also i used to cook MUCH more before this apartment which is so small that i can stretch my arms out and overreach the counter length.) #(.... i'm 5.2. so.)

[sexhaver]

my dad is really into shaving like it's still the 1930s so whenever i visit him i get to use this fancy-ass brush and hand-lather some shaving foam from a solid block of scented soap... effervescent

#the plug is covering a hole you pour hot water into to heat the bowl from the inside while whisking

[rainymoodlet]

Kiss Me in Komorebi+ 🌸

[Ep. Ten] A Night on the Town!

Congratulations to our third date winner, Fabian! 🍾 Daniel decided to take him to the beautiful and masterfully built (😉) Wakabamori Walk for some bowling and a bar crawl!

The two had a hell of a time drinking, nailing trick shots, and talking the night away! It was classic bowling hall date: pitchers of beer, snuggling between pin resets, and laughter abound!

They also get two extra pics because for whatever reason these two decided to get drunk off their asses and go for a swim! 🥹 @rebouks come get your boy!!! djdjhs

[ Part 1/2 ] 🌹

#ts4 #ts4 screenshots #ts4 gameplay #ts4 bachelor challenge #ts4 challenge #;kmik #sim: daniel #fabian hawkins by rebouks #|| #i legit went to look for fabs and he was in the water and dan was followin him fhdhhdd #this lot was built by becca @rebouks!!! and it is FUCKING GORGEOUS omg #the bowling hall i built 2 basements down from the level fhdhd #but omg these two had such a good time!! #sorry this was a little late! stressful day #but seriously they spent the time talking abt granite falls and dan’s travels #and he asked fabian all about his scar and his lumber job and the places he’s been #fabian opened up to him in some deep conversations abt his relationship w alcohol and the fact that he feels #like he hasn’t done ‘enough’ #and it was all in all so fucking wholesome omg #it felt like an absolutely perfect and delightful lil bowling date #that they could have had in the world outside of the show on their own #and it was just so fun to play omg 🥹 #and yes: fabian won!!! dan was surprisingly awful at bowling fhshdhd he fumbled almost every shot!

[aureentuluva70]

The Lay of Leithian Part 19: Luthien's Escape from Hirilorn

<<&lt;Part 18. Part 20>>>

(Credits to Ted Nasmith, Robert Cornelius, and Elena Kukanova for the artwork)

#lay of leithian #leithian #luthien #tinuviel #daeron #silmarillion #tolkien #leithianedit #silmedit #tolkienedit #ok but the guards should have seen it coming the MOMENT she asked for something as specific as 'water from esgalduin at midnight #brought in a silver bowl in complete silence' like cmon you guys are useless #luthien literally tells daeron to his face that she was making a magic cloak and he's just like 'thats a little sus but sure whatever' #either they didnt think that luthien would actually try to escape(let alone succeed) or they just really were that stupid

[mukkiethekip]

did you miss these pookies? i did!

commission info | da tip jar

#yahiko #nagato #konan #ame trio #ame orphans #mukkie's doodle #this looks like you opened a box with them sealed inside and this is how they are looking at you from below #i kept them inside while i was drawing sasuke #don't worry i poked holes in it so they could breathe #and placed a water bowl for them #yahiko doesn't look too happy with that though

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Moon: *places down a new fidget toy in front of Eclipse*

Eclipse: *tilts his head in question*

Moon: Mummy loves you. You cannot deny this. It is a fact of life.

#five nights at freddy's #fnaf #sun and moon show #sams #fnaf moon #fnaf eclipse #incorrect sun and moon show quotes #incorrect sams quotes #incorrect fnaf quotes #incorrect quotes #source: me and my cat #about her water bowl #in which i’m moon #aka my missing midnight post #from the 22nd

[zoidbergs-muse]

can we get an update on miss kitty? how is she doing today?

Being a menace

#she likes cold water #her og owner was a hoarder and she only got clean water from the toilet 😅 #she has other water she just like it toilet bowl cold #cat

[cannibaltranssexual]

beleive it or not, francis "the gread red dragon" dolar hyde

from nbc Hannibal was actually a transgender allegories as well. this is because trans people are a dragons 👍 hpe this helps

#iknow i said in going to sleep sorry got woke up by my cat drinking water from the toilet bowl #hannibal #francis dolarhyde #transgender

[roseverdict]

don't cry. pour a small-seeming serving of any pasta noodle you'd like in a deep microwave-safe bowl, just barely cover the noodles with water, microwave for roughly 2 minutes 30 seconds, stir, microwave for 2 more minutes, carefully drain the pasta water from the pasta, liberally mix shredded non-mozzarella cheese into the hot noodles, and pour small amounts of milk in (maaaybe a school milk carton's worth or two at most) to taste and to make it creamier, okay?

#rosie babbles #nightblogging #recipe #macaroni #nothing against mozzarella ofc. it's just that the traits that make it perfect for mozza sticks and string cheese make for abysmal sauce #and you Will want to be careful with your water levels. #either that or be ready to use a sizable amt of paper towel to mop up the microwave platter. #also the timing can be fiddled with. experimentation is fun :) #you can also be like me and add garlic salt to the cheese sauce but i'm well aware i'm probably a bit of a freak like that xD #the fun thing abt this is that it's quicker than making actual boxes of macaroni #but allows for much more fiddling than Follow The EasyMac Instructions #literally the only bad-tasting version of this i've made so far was the one where i forgot to drain the water first. #also re: the water #depending on the bowl and your arm/wrist/grip strength you can carefully tilt the bowl over the sink #and use a spoon to hold the noodles back as you drain it #noodles that have been tested: egg. macaroni. small shells. bowtie (better eaten w/fork not spoon). #cheeses that have been tested: 'mexican-blend' shredded. additional pcs from sliced cheddar and colby jack #cheeses to avoid: mozzarella #i'd test this with lactose-free dairy #but i live in a house where cow milk is king and dairy substitutes are always easy targets for complaining #i can't think of any reason swapping out dairy for non-dairy or regular noodles for gluten-free noodles would cause issues tho

[puppetmaster13u]

Y'know what I am pondering while waiting for Ark to finish downloading and while watching a size comparison of all the creatures. Like this shouldn't cause me to think of this but welcome to adhd lol

But if I remember right you can use berries and ink (not irl, at least not that easily) to make inks and paints and such. So now I am thinking of them putting war paint on their pets, especially if they need to tell them apart.

Which would especially help for when they have the tek things because most of those would look near identical, especially things like the drones.

Idk I just think it'd be cool

#stuck in ark au #batman au #ark crossover #batman crossover #ark survival evolved #dc #dcu #batman #ark survival ascended #batfamily #batfam #they're definitely becoming cryptids when they return #like they are definitely going to be so terrifying to the rogues #they have definitely gone a little feral #random fact to make ink #gather soot from a candle & combine it with acacia gum/sap and some water #also add vodka if needed if it's just beading on the paper instead of properly acting like ink #you can also create drinking water if you don't have a pan by carving out a bowl in wood #putting rocks in a fire and putting them in your bowl of water to boil it #can also use a water bottle too so yeah #random survival fun facts #you can also eat puffball mushrooms unless they're brown and spore-y inside #if they're white and fleshy inside they're edible and good food

[cornertheculprit]

so wholly obsessed with the idea that mia is the one who taught phoenix how to play poker in the first place

#like they're just casual games of course nothing serious #and phoenix loses the first few games against her until it's like a switch is flipped in his head and suddenly he's winning over and over #poker face off the shits that disappears as soon as the game's over (like feenie during his testimonies until mia snapped at him) #and when phoenix's first trial comes around and he starts out floundering like a fish out of water some corner of mia's brain is just #despairing like WHERE is the phoenix that kicked my ass at poker. come ON #and then in aa3 maya mentions that phoenix owes her money from losing at some card game #it doesn't specify the card game but it would not surprise me if it was poker. it also wouldn't surprise me if phoenix was letting maya win #(because they talk about the game in the past tense and it makes me think it might've been in the aftermath of the engarde trial. #of course phoenix would let maya win). #and then. when he gets disbarred. when he gets that job at the borscht bowl acting as an attraction to customers who just want to try their #hand at beating the unbeatable champion. maybe sometimes he would think about casual games with mia and what she would think of him now. #EXPLODES! #phoenix wright #mia fey #ace attorney

[matchandelure]

i fear that the undercover top secret government assassins are growing on me (cp9)

#I HAD ZERO THOUGHTS ABOUT THEM AT FIRST #IN FACT I WAS DEVASTATED THAT THE WATER 7 QUARTET WERE ACTUALLY CP9 #BUT THEN??????? I READ CP9'S INDEPENDENT REPORT AND. I!?!??!?@?!? #the thoughts are endless ive been having one piece dreams every night for the past few days and they have all been cp9 related the brainrot #is so bad. i am sodgjkadhg #i love one piece there are so many characters with each new arc i get to i get some new characters to obsess over i love it i feel so alive #ive been fighting tooth and nail avoiding spoilers for the latest episode BUT GOD IM SO SO TEMPTED TO. TAKE A PEEK #anyways last night i was once again doing a wiki deep dive and i found some silly things on cp9's pages #JABRA AND LUCCI ARE THE SAME HEIGHT!!!!! THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY #CAN YOU IMAGINE?!?!?! the kid you've had beef with since he was 13 (maybe even earlier since lucci alreayd knew him when he was 6) who you #used to have a whole head over is now at eye level with you i would actually be so embarrased #KAKU IS FROM EAST BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS OS IMPORTANT ACTUALLY!! THE MOST IMPORATNT FACT EVER!!!!!!!!!!! #so he knows the strawhats are...also from the east blue right?!? right??????! and ik the wg steals these kids early on to train them so i #doubt he has lingering attachments to his home sea but i still think this so both so so sad and so important :'(( #also not getting over how oda's depiction of tiny kaku has him holding a toy boat BC ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!?! ARE YOU K IDDING ME #kalifa and jabra's favourite dishes are both lamb based!!!!!!!!! silly because her animal motif is a sheep haha #BUT ALSO considering how her father was also cp9 and she's probably been conditioned since birth to also follow his footsteps and how jabra #holds seniority in the current lineup id like to think that these two have known each other a very long time and there were influences #the most dysfunctional fcked up family ever. cp9 #blueno and jabra are both from the north blue!!!!!!!!!!!!! and that one falshbakc we see that the two of them plus 6year old lucci trained #together but also it would be so fcked up if the two actually knew of each other before being roped into the governemnt #idk how the wg works do they just??? routinely scout around and pick up a bunch of kids ata time???? were jabra and blueno taken together?? #also wondering if ... kalifa jabra and kumadori knew each other the longest as fellow agents or soemthing #i feel like im entertaining a gazillion thoughts all at once its so hard ot balance but we know both kalifa nad kumadori have #parents in the governemnt/assassin profession that also influenced them right #idk maybe one thing they can bond over #cp9 to me is just a fucked up family of some sort. they are not found family they are like some weird forged family where they were all #forced together and somehow made it work and they all love lucci and care for his wellbeing enough to raise all that money to get him to a #doctor and they cared about each other enough to get off enies lobby together without leaving anyone behind and they went cafe hopping and #shopping and bowling together and they all care for each other in their own way

[nevermoorsource]

Current Owlcrate Items

Owlcrate's 2023 Black Friday sale starts later this week, so I want to share Nevermoor items that you can currently buy and items that might be sold soon. If they aren't sold in this sale, they will likely go up at a later date if there is still stock available.

Currently Sold:

Proudfoot House Pennant Flag

Unit 919 Trading Cards

Step Boldly 'Hollowpox' Sticker

Hometrain Book Sleeve

Wunimal Institute Pennant Flag

The Book Of Ghostly Hours Reading Kit

Book Bug Battle Puzzle

Wundrous Water Bottle Sleeve

Step Boldly And Burn Brightly Wooden Bookmark

Coming Soon:

Nevermoor-inspired Bookworm Bowl

Hollowpox-inspired LED illusion light

#nevermoor #nevermoor merch #“coming soon” is more like “possibly coming soon. I hope.” but that was obviously too long. #I have this all except the bookmark bc I don't use bookmarks. but I might get it as I get the bowl just to add it to my connection. #I have the illumicrate stickers + the step boldly. I need to find a way to display them with the bookmark that doesn't require using them.. #anyways. fen bowl will def be sold bc owlcrate told me so! I am just guessing on the light. I have that from someone selling it online. #final pro tip: the water bottle sleeve is SMALL. completely unusable for me. :( . I need to find a new use for it. #final final note: I've been slacking on making the page to compile all existing merch / prints / extra art. it will come soon. #I also have been slacking on properly scanning and uploading the trading cards which is my bad. I keep forgetting 😅

[gramarye]

some kind of worm or perhaps a slug...

#tess talks #koshkaposting #shes so nasty btw earlier at like 6 am i cleaned and put fresh water in her bowl and no more than two minutes after she was drinking water #FROM THE DIRTY DISHES IN THE SINK!!!! #nasty....

[just-bendy]

Aw 58 is adorable! I hope Sammy wasn't mean to him at first and he's the first to awaken? So he's running around in the town?

(( aww he's not allowed to 😭💦 sammy has plans for him and that's why he hasn't been allowed to leave

[flashback image from years ago. Sammy and 58 are not currently available for asks]

their friendship was definitely one-sided

and he has a name now! it's Sunny ))

#bendy clone #bendy clone 58/sunny #batim #batim bendy #sammy lawrence #batim au #flawedclonesau #ask #nanon #runicrever #mun #thestory #(( okay so maybe i changed sammy's and 58's story 😂 that drawing of sammy in the last one is retconned )) #(( also sunny is a great name for him! thanks ink machine kidd i will be referring to 58 as sunny from now on )) #(( this is flashback to an earlier time so in the present 58 is being treated a little better than just #food and water bowls and newspaper on the ground 😭😂 #still not allowed to leave tho ))