#or girlfriend

[catgirl-chewtoy]

#or girlfriend #or joyfriend #or theyfriend #really i just need a dragon #yip

[icarus-star]

for fucks sake i need a boyfriend

#or girlfriend #ugh. #please #i need to kiss someone #rn #☆arties diary

[defleftist]

Get yourself a communist boyfriend.

#or girlfriend #or partner #or platonic life mate #leftist #communist #socialist #communism #leftblr #socialism #anti capitalist #anti capitalism #leftist politics #anarchism #anarchist #capitalism #revolution #power to the people #human rights #boyfriend #leftists are cuter #dating #relationships

[fluffyr0cky]

I want someone to just ahsajab

#the floof speaks #if i ever get a boyfriend #or girlfriend #i want them to text me like this #🙏🙏🙏🙏

[spiderblog-mcu]

I just want a really old, hot, blonde, bisexual vampire to climb through my window and whisk me away into a better life. Alas, I am stuck with mortal problems.

#I just want to be a house pet for Lestat #I’ll clean up the blood #he gets to blow my back out #we can attend all of the operas #I want a vampire boyfriend #or girlfriend #I’ll take either or really #amc iwtv #iwtv 2022 #lestat de lioncourt #sam reid

[ohmysatan42]

Not me flirting with a guy by sending him john oliver youtube videos.

#how to get a boyfriend #or girlfriend #or in any form of relationship #john oliver #last week tonight #yeah it was the slapp suits one #i dont know if i can date somehow who doesnt know the context of eat shit bob #weird standards #i have a problem

[gurbled-gargles]

Waaa I just wanna be cozy in a tummy. Just wanna be very small. I wanna get smooches from a big man/women. Wanna be covered in giant smooches. I wanna be held. Wanna be hugged. Want to be loved by someone. I wanna love them back. Waaaaaa

#g/t #giant/tiny #g/t community #g/t scenario #i’m so touch starved #i just want a boyfriend #or girlfriend #waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[workof-tortured-poetsdepartment]

where is the golden retriever bf for the black cat energy I give?

#or girlfriend #or anything #dude i wanna be loveddddddd aaaaaah

[macabremadnesss]

Manifesting I get a cute emo boyfriend this school year

#or girlfriend #im bisexual #emo #hashtag #woah #i suck at tags

[moonkssd]

When this mansion nonsense is over, someone should introduce Yuri to somebody nice or take her out for something fun, because this is twice she's almost died in the last 30 days.

#dash commentary #someone find her a nice boyfriend #or girlfriend #or NBfriend #what I'm saying is she's single ready to mingle and would like to do something that won't try to kill her pls

[autumnalreaper]

do i want a metal head boyfriend or do i want to BE a metal head boyfriend?

#i can go both ways #or girlfriend #either way #i’m down #bottom line is.. #someone pls fall in love with me

[ropedbunbun]

Kinda in the mood to tongue-kiss a skeleton boyfriend ngl

#the damned #skeleton boyfriend #or girlfriend #yeah skeleton girlfriend sounds nice

[kurosaaki]

little kids are so wild these days

#WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME IF I HAVE A BOYFRIEND #or girlfriend #hes a lgbt friendly ipad kid #love him for that

[midnightcrisisstuff]

actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.

#queerplatonic #alterous attraction #asexual #if you find this and youre her no you didnt #aromantic #queerplatonic relationship #acearo #qpp #qpr #lgbtqia #love #transmasc #alterous yearning #alterous relationship #fuck you mum i love my girlfriend and youll have no part in it #fuck you mum #transgender

[pocket-size-cthulhu]

I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard

#Stardew valley #most common meeting place for me and my girlfriend is level 20 of the mines #I'm so proud of her 🥲 #i give her spicy eel that i got from killing monsters in the skull caverns #seriously can you imagine having someone like that in your town lmao

[raiasintended]

hey, can we talk for a second? it’s about your girlfriend. yeah, she’s great. no, yeah, I agree. It’s just that… she seems really devoted to you? Like really devoted. Almost as if you were the sole, fragile line mooring her to the shores of humanity. No, that’s not romant—ugh. Listen. Me and the girls, we’re worried you might be the last good thing to happen to her and that were some tragedy to inevitably befall you, she would tear the gods from their thrones and dye the infinite western seas wine-dark with their ichor. Do you think you could introduce her to a new hobby or something? we don’t want to have to argue over what color “wine-dark” is supposed to be

#rai breaches containment #girlfriend posting