#or maybe Buddha

[pandapillow]

I got nostalgic and wanted to procrastinate so I decided to look at the yandere simulator male rivals and man why are they so cute?

I was actually looking at some redesigns that this one cool person did, I forgot to grab their name on my way out of the website, but they did such a good job! They even gave em better names than just adding an o at the end.

And man I hate how this is gonna be all I'll be thinking of for the next few weeks.

#flip you Yanderedev! #I don't support that dude one bit #and I will separate the art from the creator as much as I want because my headcanons are saving me and them #man... the delinquent redesign was so cool #and the student council president redesign was super pretty too #I forgot what the og design looked like and man the cool redesign art person has gods hands #or maybe Buddha #I'll stick with Apollo #I'm so mad that they were so pretty #My heart can't take this #I'm too delusional already! #Oh that reminds me I still have a fanfic to finish... oh well I'll get to it eventually #just my thoughts

[attyattlaw]

my works for Corazon week 2023, all compiled into one post so it actually looks chronological as intended. Prompts and IDs are in each image Thank you to @corazon-week for hosting this event and @gendervapor14 for suffering with me writing all the wonderful poetry for each day + throwing ideas at me when im stumped with the prompts

#now to type a long list of tags #donquixote rosinante #donquixote corazon #donquixote doflamingo #sengoku the buddha #trafalgar law #one piece #one piece fanart #artists on tumblr #christ almighty i am done #good bye ink and pen nibs #see you in october maybe

[lilys0evil0twin]

Hiii! I love your writing and I can never get enough Buddha/Shiva content on this app 💜 If it's okay could I ask for some NSFW Buddha with his disciple reader? Maybe he's worried when he sees them talking with other gods and decides to... stake his claim~

Buddha really is territorial and won't share for the world. And there certainly more then one way to make his claim known👀

I may or may not put more yandere in here than I wanted...

I apologize for taking so long once again. Taking a break is like having guests for me. They never know when to finally leave😅

Buddha's day couldn't have gotten any worse. First he had to have an encounter with Loki the first thing in the morning, only to be followed by a (very unwanted) meeting with Zeus. And while having no sweets what so ever. But he could wait, Y/n always brings him sweets. And it was just about time for their daily meditation session. This always brightens his day... They always brighten his day. His life as a god if he's so bold to say.

᠃ ⚘᠂ ⚘ ˚ ⚘ ᠂ ⚘ ᠃

Entering the garden where they agreed to meet for today, Buddha breathed out a deep sigh. Rubbing the back of his neck to smooth it's soreness. Yet there was a small smile on his lips, after all he's gonna meet them, meet his beloved little apprentice. Heaving another sigh this one more relaxed, more dreamy. He couldn't wait to see them, bringing him sweets with that wide grin of theirs. Seeing them meditate next to him, so close... So vulnerable...

Buddha chuckles under his breath, his eyes lifting to see his dear disciple. Taking a breath to call for them, Buddha stops dead in tracks. His throat closing, the breath he took getting stuck there. Y/n sat there on the fountain edge, looking as bright as ever... With another monk. Laughing loudly, without the care of the world. Grabbing his hand as they lean backwards while laughing. They looked like... Like lovers.

Swallowing the lump in the back of his throat Buddha walks towards them, surprisingly keeping his composure. Stopping right infront of the pair, Y/n greets him happily. "Shaka! Oh look what I brought today! It's from Kintoki-kun." They stand up happily, seemingly forgetting about the monk's presence. Buddha on the other hand was painfully aware of it, but nevertheless he kept his attention on his disciple. Giving them a wide, toothy grin as he takes the candy from their hands. Popping one right into his mouth, Buddha voices his content humming at the taste.

Dragging them by the hand, walking a little too fast for them to follow comfortably. Buddha pulls them into a small room, not really far at all from the gardens entrance. Not bothering to lock the door he lifts Y/n into his arms, pressing them into the wall, his arms keeping them from falling. "What are you doing... You can't do this to me..." Buddha whispers softly into their neck as he presses himself into them so he can keep his hands busy.

The monk in question slowly stood up smiling softly at Y/n. Once Buddha aknowledged him, the monk gave him a respectful bow. Buddha smiled back in response, through he couldn't help the little frown appearing between his eyebrows. So, to avoid any inconveniences, Buddha focused his attention entirely on his little disciple. But as Y/n talked excitedly about whatever, the monk was still there. As if he hasn't noticed any of the signs Buddha sent his way. Plan B it is then...

"Oh no! I forgot to make tea for our session today! Would you come with me dear?" Buddha acted surprised and slightly worried, as is he truly forgot something. He grabbed Y/n's hand not bothering to wait for their response.

᠃ ⚘᠂ ⚘ ˚ ⚘ ᠂ ⚘ ᠃

Not wasting any second Buddha pulls apart Y/n's silky clothes. He huffs and puffs into their neck as he propes them with kisses, grazing his fangs along their sensitive skin. Feeling a shiver run through Y/n, Buddha let's out a breathless moan using one of his hands to unwrap his robes and fish out his painfully hardened member. Once finally bare he swings their legs around his waist positioning himself right at their entrance. Tip leaking with precum rubs in circles around before pushing inside. Y/n's fingers, now entangled in his hair, pulls hard making Buddha groan as he grits his teeth. With one swift motion Buddha rams fully inside Y/n, their back arching, moaning out his name with a surprised little yelp. Not giving Y/n any time to adjust, Buddha sets a brutal pace. He rams into them without mercy unintentionally relieving the build up stress from today.

"You can't make me feel like this. You're my disciple, no one else's..." He breathes deeply, pressing his forehead against theirs, looking into their eyes as he talks. "It makes me little anxious... Seeing you with others like that." His eyebrows quirking upwards as a small whimper forces It's way inbetween his words. Y/n nods, aknowledging his concern. "Yes... I understand... Mh, I'll tell you!.. ah I'll tell you about others then... So! So you won't worry." It was with a little struggle, but Y/n manages to reply. Their honest words and those little breaths and moans breaking their sentence making him smile. "Yes.. thank you. I'd love that~"

His hands slide down to Y/n's waist, pulling althem as close as possible, pushing just as deep in the process. Feeling Y/n's walls fluttering around him, squeezing him for all he's got, Buddha let's go of the whimper threatening to leave. Y/n spine undergoes another violent shiver and soon cumes undone. The brutal pull of their walls, milking him for all his release, this all was enough to make the god crack. His high approached at blinding speed. Buddha stopped his movements, his head falling onto Y/n's shoulder as they both slowly descent from their highs. Buddha could feel their legs softly shake as they tiredly held him close, his warm release seemed to prolong their ecstasy.

Within moments Buddha calmed down, as if nothing ever happened in the first place. His dear disciple on the other hand breathed hard, small buds of sweat formed on their forehead. Smiling softly at them he kissed their cheek affectionately. "Now, how about some meditation hm? It'll help you call down. Can you stand?" He ask as he slowly lowers them to the ground. With a tired little nod they leaned their weight against the wall. Buddha, not waisting a second, put his robes back in place as well as Y/n's and picked them up again. He left the room with them in his arms and returned to the garden. He sat crosslegged on the grass, placing Y/n in his lap and started his meditation. Not caring about the world around them... Or the smell of sex that followed them.

#shuumatsu no valkyrie #record of ragnarok #record of ragnarok smut #snv x reader #ror x reader #snv buddha #ror buddha #buddha #yandere maybe? #x reader smut

[etirabys]

the more I age the more I'm turning into my dad (in a good way, surprisingly). one thing I've always liked about him was that he's completely uninterested in why something is hard to do. he was a hyperefficient killing machine of an accountant of the likes i will never match

I used to think "well he has mysterious Thing-Doing Juice, that's why he has no sympathy for people who can't do things", and these days I'm playing around with the additional frame of, "he is totally uninterested in ruminating over the ways in which something is hard, and this is a superpower actually". There's a blurry line between discovering and inventing things about your approach to the needful

these days I increasingly catch myself about to go into a train of thought about the nature of a task's difficulty and aversiveness, and then go, "okay, bored in advance already, I'm going to do something else". (The something else is usually procrastination rather than doing the thing, but sometimes it is doing the thing.)

a related thing I've been doing is working on ruminating less in general, inspired by this (not 100% endorsed by me) guide by a psychologist who specializes in OCD. It's occurred to me that writing detailed accounts of why a task is difficult or bad is clearly a subset of the kind of rumination I want to cut out

I used to get, and still get, something substantial and arguably necessary from ventposting, but the one illusion I'm hoping to cure of myself is that detailed descriptions of the difficulty of a task serves any intellectual function. It gives me a feeling of emotional relief that is probably 'real', and it gives me a feeling of increased understanding of the nature of the problem that is probably 'false'

anyway watch all of this equanimity evaporate next year when tax time rolls around again

#rambl #lol just remembered an older friend's blog post that covers the same ground as this. maybe this is just what happens when you turn 30 #impetus for this post was being stressed about 3 things in parallel and noticing i had zero temptation to describe or linger on the stress #when you meet the buddha on the road make him get a gcal. see how it feels for him

[aroaessidhe]

2024 reads / storygraph

The Saint of Bright Doors

a surreal Sri Lankan fantasy about colonialism, revolution, mixing fantasy with the modern world

follows a man raised by his mother to kill his father, a god-like cult leader

but as an adult he puts aside his life of violence and moves to the city for a quiet life

he becomes fascinated with ‘bright doors’ around the city that never open and have no other side, and joins a group studying them to find out more

and a support group for those with divine heritage that becomes increasingly revolutionary, until the task he was made for reemerges and his life upends

#the Saint of Bright Doors #aroaessidhe 2024 reads #this is kind of hard to explain I dont know if I did a very good job here lol #it is weird and full of so many interesting elements. I’m still not entirely sure how I feel about it but?? I really liked it mostly??? #It starts pretty small scale focused on the MC & slowly unravels the wider worldbuilding and narrative elements in a really interesting way #The first chapter or two I assumed it was typical high fantasy but then it’s like. oh this is a modern city. with emails and stuff. #The pacing is a bit weird - it’s quite meandering and also pivots significantly in the second half. tbh I’m still ????? about the ending lm #but also I am happy to float through on vibes. #and there’s some elements (like the doors that become….not that relevant) that I want to know more about. (as an aside - I saw someone say #that it’s a very clear retelling about Buddha’s son? which idk enough about but probably could give a deeper context to a lot of it) #writing style is kinda detached from the MC but also there is a reason for this that makes sense with the twist near the end! #which is a kind of twist i LOVE. Maybe I wish it had been emphasised a bit more over the story though? unsure. #I thought his mother's story was interesting also - you think she's an terrible parent just there for background context at the start but #then when she tells her story it's like ohh there's more context here. #also I hesitate to just say ‘if you like the spear cuts-- you should read this’ because I think the elements that are similar are done in a #kinda different way and might disappoint you if you’re expecting it to be the same as spear….but regardless the sort of dreamy writing #rich world; narrative with fantasy but also modern day elements; some of the writing style; mlm MC (tho not a romance) #idk. it will definitely not work for everyone but I enjoyed it overall #also it is full of queerness #bisexual books

[wrecklesspp]

Bro omfg Ive thought abt tweek dying instead of Craig but yall are literally already getting him RUN OVER BY A FUCKING TRUCK 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#STOP FUCKING KILLING OFF CREEK HOLY SHIT 💀💀💀💀 #dont stoppppp hahaha!!!!! /!! #jk #ehy does tik tok keep doing this #i don't have tik tok #why does tweek always die by a truck at the Buddha box Craig arc #he should like od instead maybe idk #tweak would not get run over by a truck btw #he would not cross a road actually #he looks to the left looks to the right any cars? #nope #dies #he still woudnt tho #i say let them both die at the same time #that can either go worse or horrible #ok enough of me in tags #im gonna write an essay #craig x tweek #creek #south park #tweek tweek #craig tucker #creek sp

[buddharagnarok]

Do i add another demon to my rp muses?

#yes?? no?? #he’d get along with sukuna #i think i will change my blog name aswell #probably more deserved by another buddha #maybe i change my mind in an hour lmao #rp blog #ais #ais touchstarved

[akkivee]

i think it’s………. interesting ig that kuukou’s clothes have been progressively getting darker

#vee queued to fill the void #see i wanna just brush it off lol like damn not everyone has colour symbolism like ramuda lol #but like hitoya has colour symbolism lmao #and sasara in a sense does as well from his mcd outfit being a solid colour to his subsequent fits having patterns now that he’s with rosho #like there’s too many instances where the clothes and colours symbolise something to just brush it off so 😠😤 #right so what could it mean lol #hhhhhhhhh maybe it’s kuukou’s tendency to help behind the shadows #his pre nb fit the one with the black sukajan i think would be comparable (kinda) and while it wasn’t covert #he did help ren and then was determined to take it to the grave #he helped jyushi in harmonious cooperation by making sure that bully didn’t sabotage the stage and said he was just a monk passing by #and this might be a little strange lol but kuukou in fantasy event chose to be a ninja which are shadow assassins #so this could be kuukou further going into the shadows to support #he’s becoming the void like his name suggests and i don’t mean that ironically lol #‘the void state between the end and the next beginning’ that kuukou’s name comes from is what i mean lol #and as the buddha is in all things and guides us all is what kuukou’s heading towards #maybe!!!!!! idk!!!!!!! i’m just trying to not get worried like usual lol!!!!!!!

[psy-ay-ay]

i was not ready for this ad

#i'm sorry what?? jesus and buddha in a buddy comedy ?? #maybe i should read it #saint young men #at the end of a manga volume (shh it was sweat and soap vol 4) #sweat and soap #lmao #saint oniisan #this actually looks really fun hmm

[swallowtailcherry]

Just a random imagine:

Making out with Buddha while swapping a piece of candy between each other's mouths (kinda like snowballing but without cum. Unless-😳)

Not me sucking on a lollipop while thinking this-

Also I'm on a Buddha phase at the moment so expect a lot of posts related to him😂

#random post #record of ragnarok #record of ragnarok buddha #this is hot 😍 #but risky #fanfic idea??? #maybe😌 #I'd try this with him and Hades 🥵

[fluffypichu876]

When I started Dark Souls I was already aware that you lost all of your souls upon death, but I admit that I did not expect the game to have an retrieval system! And I really like the way it works.

Thanks to it, dying can actually mean getting more souls, if you're able to safely return to your death point, that is. If you do, you probably had to defeat the majority of enemies in the way (otherwise they just brutally murder you anyway xD), which means that you certainly got a generous amount of new souls on your return trip.

Now sum your retrieved souls with that new amount and get a nice reward for doing your best to survive until the retrieval point!

Of course, there's the risk of dying before retrieving your souls which means losing them forever, but as you get more experient at working around the enemy placement, that barely becomes a problem. Well at least in the area i'm currently at xD. (plus, there's nothing stopping you from returning to the latest bonfire to level up! It's not like you already killed all the threats behind you.).

#i did not expect any retrieval system in ds because sekiro didn't have one #although to be fair exp in sekiro has a much lesser impact compared to souls in ds #i still got pissed everytime that stupid buddha gave me his blessing only when i already had lost all exp xD #bastard #thank you retrieval system for letting me safely retrieve the 9000 souls i got from dying 10 times in a row trying to kill that one knight! #(eventually i just outsmarted him and stole the ring) #(let he live i guess) #(also what a dumb ring whats the point of raising defense when your hp is low?) #(well maybe if you have a lot of hp and resistance which i don't) #dark souls

[methinmycoffee]

Man, the world really is falling apart right before our eyes. It feels like nothing will ever be normal again.

This would be a perfect time for a Tweek episode.

#south park #tweek tweak #please I want to hear what he has to say #I know they don’t like him #but he hasn’t done anything since Buddha Box #and I think we collectively can do better than that #I want a Creek episode more than anything #but I especially want an episode where they don’t fight #but even if they literally murder eachother that’s fine too #at least they interacted #but also just a Tweek episode would be fine too #maybe go back to season 6 and do one of those Tweek episodes #or one with Craig and Those Guys? #please #anything #new clip tomorrow!

[recreationalfanfics]

Okay, tell me what you think of this:

Record of Ragnarok but one of the human Champions is Rook Hunt from Twisted Wonderland.

#JUST A SILLY LITTLE POST. #but ngl Rook has Batman vibes ngl. #Just give him enough prep time and a toothpick and he might just defeat a God. #He and Jack the Ripper would be best friends. Aside from the murder. #Or maybe that's what makes them bond who knows- #Rook Hunt #Twisted Wonderland #Record of Ragnarok #NO BC I NEED PEOPLE'S THOUGHTS ON THIS. #twst rook #twst rook hunt #shuumatsu no valkyrie #ror loki #ror buddha #ror brunhilde #snv zeus #ror poseidon #ror Jack the Ripper #Obv he would still get the Völundr #LOL OKAY BUT IMAGINE F L O Y D LEECH SOMEHOW GOT CHOSEN. #HE'S NOT HUMAN. I JUST THINK IT'D BE FUNNY.

[dreams-void]

Day 18 ~ Modern AU Neuv (⁠๑⁠♡⁠⌓⁠♡⁠๑⁠)

NEUV IΝ A MESSY BUN AND UNDERCUT SUPREMACY

IN THIS ESSAY, I-

GRRRRR, WOOF WOOF, GRRRRRR-

#he looks like Buddha from Chronicles of Ragnarok #maybe that's my evolved type all along #genshin impact #genshin #neuvillette #30 day neuv fanart #neuvilette genshin #neuvilette fanart

[imminent-danger-came]

So I've actually seen an interesting theory that the Scroll of Memory is actually a joint project between the Underworld and the Zodiac. The Zodiac's a timekeeping tool with people being associated with certain animals, we've seen a lot of Zodiac symbolism, we've even met a former member of the lesser Zodiac (Kui Mulang, who is associated with the Tiger)...etc. A monkey is even a member of the Zodiac.

Now, you've pointed out that it seems that there is a connection between MK and the Underworld. But I'm gonna raise the question: with this theory, what do you think of the possibility that it might be pointing to MK's connection with the Zodiac?

I honestly know so little about the Chinese Zodiac that I feel like I don't have an answer to this.

I will say that I tried to do some research into the Scroll of Memory and it's JTTW origins and found that...there aren't any! As far as I can tell the Scroll of Memory is not part of JTTW, it's a LMK original.

What I did find however is information on Meng Po, the individual who "ensures that when you are reborn you can start with a clean slate". She does this through giving you a sip of her Five-Flavored Tea of Forgetfulness so that as you leave Di Yu (Chinese Hell, of which there are 10 Courts) you can reincarnate without any memories of your past life.

#I just thought learnin' about Meng Po was interesting #Sorry anon I have no thoughts on the Zodiac theory asdfasfd #Like. Maybe! #We know so little about the scroll in general. But I'm also wonderin' why people grabbed onto the Zodiac specifically #I did see that in one Chinese Zodiac legend the Jade Emperor was the one who called for the animals to be a part of the Zodiac #In others it was Buddha #lmk #lego monkie kid #asks

[enigmatic-bumble]

Well if it isnt my greatest nemesis

Making decisions

#tashi bumbles #what do i choose???? #like i could finish the extras for hsav or lmw #or finish reading buddha like rebirth or tcf or the sickly beauty substitute called it quits #or start reading misvil or mdzs or tgcf or demon venerable also wants to know #or reread svsss #or reread jjk or kny #or watch jjk or bnha or kny #or maybe rewatch the mdzs donghua #or maybe watch the untamed #oR REREAD ACCIDENTALLY MARRIED A MAN FULL OF VINEGAR #hmmmmmm #how tf do people decide what media to absorb #if only i had a pond to ponder by #would make making decisions a lot better