#otherwise ew

[ultravioart]

okay crackship time: Peepers and Marvin getting along really well, and eventually Marvin asks how old Peepers is since he's senior to his army, and Peepers thinks he's using silly wordplay, not realizing the Martian empire actually runs on age seniority: P: "Why, I've been 42 since birth." X: "Really! How fascinating." P: "That... was a joke, Marvin." X: "Ah." (silence) P: "Yeesh, relax, (laughs) I'm only 24!" X: "ONLY?! 24 thousand is very young!" P: "Oh, Hah. Hah. Very funny." X: "Do not 'Hah' me! I'm being serious!"

#“eh?? what--wait. How OLD are YOU?!?” #“Not 24 I'll tell you that! Goodness!” #marvin assumes since lord hater is a skeleton Peepers had been around for a long while #Peepers thought marvin lived as long as those blue/red ant aliens (like... 30? or 50?). WRONG AGAIN BOYO #I am pretty sure looney tune logic runs on mental age and both marvin and peepers are running on old man software so lol #Peepers has a midlife crisis bc he keeps falling for older men LOL #A hundreds year old skeleton man and now a thousands year old ant commander?!? How does this keep-- #oh no. /he has a TYPE/ #text #silly posting hours #a watchdog liking a silverfox? If you squint #it's punny! #and if the queen can fall in love with freaking dodgers then its fair game! They are in the same area of age and mentality! #i get picky about sci-fi/fantasy age differences bc the characters must be adults and are at the same sentience and mental age. #otherwise ew #but i think marv and peeps are similar so its all good #also the fact peepers would be remembered/loved by a long lived being is big doki doki for peepers. fight insignificance with permanence! #woo!!! #lol #i need to create a ship name for them.... #oh also its like a mix of marvin and X2 #so it's haughty sass but also cute and a lot of nonverbal interaction #marvin the martian #commander peepers

[drurrito]

Idk what would be a good title….

summary: you get a haircut

Pairings: Natasha x Reader

Warnings: idk reader has short hair now I guess

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You feel the breeze on your neck as you walk through the compound’s entrance. You only make it a few steps inside when someone steps out in front of you.

“Who are you? How did you get in here?”

“Haha—very funny,” you roll your eyes and Bucky flashes a big, bright smile.

“You finally did it,” his smile doesn’t break, “it looks so good!”

“Thank you! I’d hope so,” you run a hand through your new hair and let Bucky do the same.

“How does it feel?” Steve walks up, Bucky is too busy ruffling your hair to pay him any mind.

“Like I’m going to save a lot on hair products,” you grin.

“No one can grab your hair in the field anymore,” Bucky adds, falling in step with you as you walk towards the common area. Tony skids to a halt when he sees you.

“Looks like my Barber did a good job,” Tony sounds so smug, but you can’t blame him.

“Definitely,” you palm the back of your neck, reveling in the way your tapered neckline feels under your skin. You’re too enamored with your new hair to notice Natasha walking in.

“What’s all this?” Natasha asks only seconds before she realizes. The boys part for her and she’s only inches away from you.

“You look really good,” she says lowly, sincerely too.

“Thank you,” your jaw couldn’t be any more stiff.

She reaches out a cautious hand, waiting for your approval. You try to nod as casually as possible and she runs her fingers through it.

“Soft,” she mumbles, you count your breaths as she scratches your scalp. You have to stifle a shiver as her nails tickle the skin right behind your ears. Natasha steps back and your nerves have to bungee jump back into equilibrium.

Natasha leaves, only giving a curt nod to the boys before she reaches the doorway. She gives you a parting glance, her eyes traveling from the penthouse to the basement in her view of you.

It’s only when you can’t hear her footsteps anymore that your lungs finally fill with air again. Bucky gives you a nudge to reel you back into reality.

“I should cut my hair more often.”

#ew last line #short hair girlies wya #let this be ur sign otherwise #works #natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff imagine #natasha romanoff x reader #natasha x reader #me writing this during my pedi lol

[burritello3000]

LSoH Saga

@phoebepheebsphibs & @boots-with-the-fur-club There’s still more to come >:]

Featuring:

@sugarpasteltmnt | @hitwiththetmnt | @shiveagit Lore? (This is my way of saying I LOVE YOUR IDEA SO MUCH AND I NEED MORE but no pressure :) ) | @kaysdenofchaos | @cupcakeslushie | @tangledinink | @fireheartfan | @dianagj-art | @intotheelliwoods (Sorry, I just realized how distorted he looks 😭 Oops) | @sharkfinn | Who ever is in that big-ass fight | @tmntaucompetition

#Feral Leo and TMWC Mikey would be BFFs and you cannot convince me otherwise #the neon void #tnv fanart #TMNT Spitfire #Hand.png #Audrey lll #No Fun in Fungus #Spiderpunk #across the teetlzes verse #little shop of horrors #TMMT Donatello #tmmt raphael #Feral Leo #TMWC Mikey #Poptart #one #SeparatedLeoAU #2 arms left #Teenage Mutant Warrior Cats #Teenage meddling mutant turtles #Spots #little brother au #Swanatello #empyrean weeping au #EW au #EW Donnie #tmnt au competition

[shima-draws]

Shaking hands with everyone who also cannot sleep without a fan. My parents affectionately refer to it as College Fan Syndrome (or CFS for short) bc my inability to sleep without a fan started with THEM not being able to sleep in college due to noisy roommates/neighbors so the habit started for them there. And then was passed to me. Now I too am Cursed with CFS

#Shima speaks #I think my dad told me one of his college roommates had night terrors and I was like OH BRO… #Anyway yeah doesn’t matter where I am I need that fan noise to help me sleep otherwise I’m up ALL night #I don’t know how people sleep without one #The sound of your own breathing?? How do you DEAL with that?? #Ick. Ew. No I can’t

[amethyst-is-gay]

I spray, you spray, we all spray for Ospreay

#PLEASE SAY THAT YOU GUYS HAVE WATCHED OSPREAY'S HEY EW #I SOUND SO STUPID OTHERWISE #will ospreay #aew #wrestling #amethyst watches wrestling #aew lb

[needlefail]

Listen ship them or not Edd and Tord have absolutely had sex AT LEAST once

#eddsworld #ew tord #ew edd #eddtord #tordedd #kinda?? #Theyve bro-fucked at least once whether they end up together in the end or not you cabt convince me otherwise #not in a friends with benefits kinda way they did it in a no homo way

[ac-art-and-stuff]

🌠🌠🌠

I kinda went hard on this methinks 😎

Was in deep art block but deciding to go back to textured brushes in clip studio and go ~wild~ with literally everything was a lot of fun!

(Imagining this character literally got me through a panic attack while I was driving so safe to say he might be my no. 1 in this specific campaign)

#he's got snow and stars in his lungs #if ya know ya know #turning this man around in my head like a rotisserie chicken #smoking is ew #but space is cool as fuck #his hair is totally a mood ring #and no one can convince me otherwise #legends of avantris #stardust rhapsody #legends of avantris pyke #my art #digital art #clip studio paint #clip studio pro

[the-starprince]

Tord showing off his Top Surgery sc*rs to Matilda! Matilda is excited for her implants that she wants to get! :3 Also they're in love and kiss sometimes

#art #drawing #artists on tumblr #digital art #eddsworld #eddsworld fanart #ew tord #eddsworld matilda #ellsworld matilda #ellsworld #They're in love and no one can say otherwise #they kiss sometimes #TordTilda

[datastate]

honestly, i dislike shipping without substance as much as anyone does. i adore picking apart characters and love worldbuilding more than anything else in the creative field -- but i think it's incredibly unnecessary to be as hostile as i've seen people be toward the recent uptick in dunmeshi interest (as if people are advertising it solely for the lesbianism). even if that were the only case drawing fans in, there are plenty of other games and shows that have been praised/offered up for (at most - implied) gay men & from that, posts that have the gag be "what do you MEAN there's murder in my gay show/game/etc.!" as an indicator that's been their first and only impression.

i haven't seen nearly as many people critique such incidents with disco elysium, for example, despite that being my own first impression due to the surface art i've seen (whereupon only searching for a game summary i realized there was so, so much more). i really don't see why we're suddenly so scandalized and concerned that people are overly excited to praise an interesting (if romantic) dynamic with two main girl characters - which feels rare for a lot of trending media in the first place.

#idk. it reminds me of when people were suddenly up in arms abt the avatar having romantic interests when it came to kyoshi #''what a selfish avatar'' or ''ew there was no need for romance in this book'' or whatever. not openly lesbophobic but still very #questionable. at least to me. knowing that it usually passes without comment otherwise ✌️ #jestersvaguely #idm if you rb but don't be stupid <3 what do i know i'm just a lesbian

[chronicrabbit]

Ok, but

Mike Wheeler being SUCH an Eddie Kinnie™️ that he starts to develop a crush on Steve after years of thinking he’s annoying and lame, and THAT’S how the rest of the party realises that Eddie has a thing for Steve.

#Steddie #Mike wheeler is an Eddie Munson kinnie #no one can convince me otherwise #look at him #and as it happens with ALL Eddie kinnies #he just starts to moon over Steve a little #and he’s DISGUSTED by it because ew Steve #but like #wow Steve #y’know

[xinxxu]

he makes me happy

#my artwork #doodle #digital art #eddsworld #ew tom #he's my comfort character #u cant convince me otherwise #fuck it self ship art w/ tom

[insinirate]

i love seeing ppl fumble to tie activism to their dislike of a ship like brother its ok to just Not like the ship, just keep it to ur discord server of like 4 people man

#especially when its to scare ppl away from shipping it by branding them as whateverphobic somethingnornative or fetishist or sth if they do #self reflect on ur need to control the way other ppl enjoy media fam otherwise just block ppl and keywords and tags #edit: this was prompted by the funniest instances of sheer outrage ive seen at the idea of eduardo x ell based on the xmas art #as well as the weird rule ppl have abt not shipping EW with♀EW that they impose on basically everybody #anonymous

[wonder-worker]

was Elizabeth Wydeville one of Margaret of Anjou's ladies in waiting?

Hi! No, she wasn't.

"The popular tradition that Elizabeth Woodville herself was one of [Margaret of Anjou's] ladies seems to have been pure invention. As long ago as 1935 Smith observed that the earliest reference to this was made in Thomas More's History of Richard III, and that attempts to identify her with the 'Isabelle Domine Grey' of Margaret's accounts are misguided given that this married lady was among those accompanying Margaret from France and thus could not be the 8-year-old Elizabeth Woodville. Moreover, the Elizabeth Grey 'daily attendant on the queen's person' was recorded in June 1445 as the widow of Sir Ralph Grey, and their son, a minor, was in the king's household." (X)

#ask #personally i like to think that they still met each other at court or otherwise - especially since Margaret was very fond of Jacquetta #and since Elizabeth's father and brother played a military role in the war #I think they would have liked each other <3 #also imo considering her first marriage and changing regimes i don't think EW would have had much practical experience at court #before she became queen #it's an element of her queenship (ie: lack of suitable status *and* lack of experience) that I wish was discussed more #elizabeth woodville #margaret of anjou #queue

[ask-edd]

Wait if everyone is high how is Dan taking it?

Yeah about that- I was fine until I got a sudden stomach bug n had to go to bed early

#which is true i got sick as all hell last night it was terrible #hence why posting stopped early #otherwise you know i would've loved to have high adventures with the lads #maybe if I'm feeling better tonight we can go for round 2 hehe #i'll actually get high n make it legit why not #but ye sorry high night had to end early i was straight up about to die #ask #eddsworld #ew dan

[impossible-rat-babies]

me sobbing as i stick yet another plot item for eyrie to keep in the inventory constantly

#it a nymeian Lily since I did some side quest stuff #but that brings the count up to like. six items? #the lucent flowers + somh al blooms #the final ShB trial EX item + the larimar #the mashable worms + the nymeian lily #okay okay! the lucent flowers are the closest we have to elpis flowers and they’re from the EW beast tribe quests #and the somh al blooms make me cry too bc of the EW beast tribe #the quote w the EX item makes me cry so that has to stay #otherwise I would Feel So Bad #the larimar is from an Ishgard sidequest w this homeless pick pocket girl who freezes to death #and you’re asked to take her belongings to the sea of clouds to have a better resting place #the larimar was given to them after as a piece saved before thieves could ransack her body #thus eyrie keeps it with them to remember the child by #Mashable worms are more funny ooc bc they are worms made just to be mashed into food #and having a pocket with three worms inside of it is amusing to me #the nymian lilies were after the EW alliance raids #I also have funny orbs in eyrie’s inventory from a side quest that got axed after eureka orthos #it was an optional quest you could do for relic stuff iirc #It got shafted but I think I got extra dialogue when talked to the eureka orthos npc bc I did that weird quest once #it have an orb from labyrinth of the #*labyrinth of the ancients and syrcus tower #THE ORBS WERE USED TO GET AETHER OIL FOR ANIMA WEAPONS #I got desperate once for aether oil sjsjdjd #did the quest once and then. gave up bc it wasn’t worth it #I did pick it up once more and got partway through #and just left it once patch 6.3 came out #and now I’m never giving up the quest sjsjdjd #YOU CANNOT TAKE ME PEARLS FROM ME SQUARE #owen plays ffxiv

[pettyeti]

summer vacation (is over)

#more self indulgent stuff because i'm in a creative slump again... #it feels weird taking pictures of vrai's “true” form in sunny places #cuz i'm like “GYAAAH it's not right! he needs to use his disguise!!” but if i pretend this is eti's private island then it's ok. #it also feels weird seeing eti smiling so big... #this is very much post-ew. it would not make sense otherwise. #my edits. #etienne. #vrai.