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kritzenkriegen · 21 days
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Phoenix Sundown
"You're a natural, Johnny."
Process credits etc. post coming
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mikereads · 1 month
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Just wanted to share this with a few song lyrics;
“Keep on whispering in my ear. Tell me all the things that I want to hear cause it’s true. (That’s what I like) That’s what I like about you, (that’s what I like!)
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here to advocate for the short kings!! i'm currently dating a guy who's 5'5 and has a 7 inch dick. i was honestly pretty surprised the first time we slept together cus he has small hands and feet. and yes i've measured it myself lol we were joking around one evening about it being surprisingly big so i busted out the measuring tape since i was curious and he said he didn't care :'))
and he knows how to use it too, better than the tall dudes i've had. he's an aries btw ;)) anyway just here to say our short king christopher might hide something big in his pants despite his short statue.. i know it's possible
This is the perfect ask to respond too as I talk to my moots about how 'tall' and 'big' doesn't always necessarily mean skilled.
Are you taller than him or are you both the same height? And yes, great confirmation that hands and feet aren't always accurate in measuring a guy's dick haha.
I was talking with @anyamaris and she mentioned how short kings will deliberately compensate for their height and lack of length by being service-oriented and pleasure-oriented in the bedroom.
And enthusiasm i think is a big factor like you just know chris would be enthusiastic in the bedroom which heightens the tension and pleasure.
Because I'm open about being a virgin on here because I've had ppl enter my ask box and be like 'you must have a lot of experience because your smut is hot and accurate'
And I love that comment, I rlly do but I just need to reiterate that I rlly have no idea what the hell I'm talking about, I just know so much because of self-exploration and years of research.
Okay but can enthusiasm be a game-changer in the bedroom? Right because I've always believed that yes, I may be a virgin and inexperienced BUT
I think I can still give the guy a great and pleasurable experience just by being enthusiastic and 'excited???' in the moment.
You know like I would harness all my smut knowledge and use it to do the best I can with what I have and know.
Right?? Does that work in my favour?? I don't want to be a shit lay omg.
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ughjay · 1 month
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wip tim
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babygirlalaura · 23 days
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I wanted to join a collab about ghosts on NG and thought Hex Maniac having a tea party would be cute :'>
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interoteme · 1 year
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Don't be sad. YDKJ sign-in hosts, ok?
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Pls I need to consume all of the John Wick fics and media a bITCH IS DYING
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savcir-faire · 9 months
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TAEMIN 태민 'MOVE' (ft. Koharu)
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kimmkitsuragi · 5 days
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it's still sooo funny to me how the party is fighting for their lives in the astral prism and shadowheart is just having her magical girl transformation somewhere out there. lynn jaheira wyll and gale having a few breakdowns while shadowheart is dying her hair for emo reasons. astarion probably helping her
#playing bg3#lynn is half illithid now guys yeahhh 👍#i wanted to try this path but my tool bar is literally dead. so many actions and spells and stuff#and illithid powers etc#but it will be fun. lynn is literally doing Such a bad job at trying to be a hero my poor babygirl...#so many things wrong with them... yet they keep trying to be good#this is why the wyllmance works#although the 'well met' greeting is absolutely killing me. can you guys hurry up w the patch for this particular reason pls#also due to meta reasons i gave up on the necromancer multiclass yesterday. it became unmanageable for my ass#my tool bar is already dead pleaseeee#i will always have the thay book that's what matters... im sorry wwx#also really not at all struggling w tactician lately so. not going crazy w the multiclassing for now#didnt even do the gloom stalker rogue thing this time (although it's been some time i have him in my party 😔😔😔)#(which is absolutely unbelievable but ive playing so scarcely and slowly lmfao#i had a moment in mind where i would switch my party but i still couldnt make it to that point ;;;;;#bc im progressing saurrrrr slowly :< i miss him dearly i watch his videos every day#which is embarrassing but it's the truth. can't live w/o that bitch at this point in my life)#also realizing if i wanna squeeze 1 more playthrough this summer i gotta hurry the fuck up#and stop playing this scarcely/slowly lol#but also realizing it's so Hard for me to play fast like i physically have to loot everything and read everything and do everything. ugh#anyway. we will see
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whumpacabra · 3 months
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On my hands and knees begging writeblr blogs to activate their blog’s custom theme to a) make permalinks easier to find and b) ensure their blog archive is accessible.
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notjanine · 2 years
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i am in suuuuuch a weird headspace rn, my brain is like. i want half a boyfriend i want a husband i want an easy carefree hookup i want to have sex with only one more person in my entire life i want to have a slut era i want someone to fall in love with me i want to ruin a man's life. who am i
#like okay i said that guy was messy and maybe i am messy too#but only internally! i can at least be consistent and honest in my communication and behavior#but idek what is going on with me#is this a belated quarter life crisis is this being thirty is this what happens when grad school and an internship scramble your brain#scramble your brain so hard that your emotions and physical desires also go haywire#this month is gonna be so weird for me and like i'm depressed enough to not care if i live or die which is when i do my best flirting#and i (theoretically) will have enough time off to take care of myself and get good sleep and do skincare and hair care and work out#and do all the little things to make myself feel more confident#anyway all i know is. i have baby steps initiated progress on some things.#but also the mutually agreed upon six-month post-breakup communication moratorium with my ex is almost up and i am half tempted to call him#i am also half tempted to mess with the OTHER guy in our internship cohort even though that would be THEE messy bitch move#(do not let me do it physically stop me from doing it if it seems like i'm going to)#(but y'know he's. nice. nearby. single. quietly hilarious and has full lips and a similar schedule to my own. pls stop me)#(we might hang out next week. i will not WILL NOT invite him over. i repeat do NOT let me invite him over)#earlier this week i talked to a close very cool and fun and social friend about wanting to start dating again and she was like#Oh i know like ten guys for you lemme have another party and invite all of them and you#and i'm thisclose to being like. actually just fucken see if any of them will go on a blind date with me next weekend.#what the FUCK is wrong with me rn#ANYWAY lemme go work out and finally start the vampire show#bc exercise will distract my body and that toxic relationship bullshit will put a damper on these desires right. right??#starting to understand why so many religions are like watch out for sins of the flesh or whatever. like how they're like temptation is bad.#lizzo_boys.mp3
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parttimeprophet · 5 months
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It is 2am for me right now, so before i forget;
Happy new year to the lot of you, I hope 2024 will be kind to you <3
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tvrningout · 6 months
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i’m home and we are gonna write some fluff but gimme a minute bc this day took it out of me despite it being short 🥲
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leafofkudzu · 2 years
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So like...theoretically. If someone were to be planning an art party. Theoretically. Where would be a good, easily-accessible, non-combat-interfering area where people could gather for said activity? THEORETICALLY.
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opens-up-4-nobody · 1 year
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#i was supposed to spend the last 2 days prepping and relaxing for the start of this big project tomorrow#but ive spent thr last 2 days frantically coding as fast as i could and focusing v hard to get a lot of bullshit done#and ive fixed things since yesterday. the changes i had to make were too too bad bc the thing that went wrong was so fucking weird#but it should be okay by tomorrow. knock on wood. but this does mean ive done fuck all to prep for tomorrow#so we r winging it bby. ugh. just gotta fucking pray that everything goes ok. pls let nothing b broken and let everything seal properly 🙏#i was also supposed to meet with my boss today. probably for her to make sure i dont fuck up this project but apparently their safety hood#was having an emergency... whatever that means. so im sure shes having a week as well. and im free to fuck everything up for everyone#ugh. im so. theres a certain point in burning out where youre not really in pain anymore. you dont really feel anything all your joy and#hope dissolves away and u just exist to be useful. and i feel like its easier to maintain that than trying to b happy#i do not advise that bc its a fucking miserable. wasteful way to live but i dont really have time to try for anything better#god. i really hope my measurements friday dont take a full 8hrs. i dont know if i can handle that. literally i would have stay intensely#focused with my brain being Interrupted every 5min so i can manually record data points. its gonna b agony#so that fun. but maybe it wont. maybe itll be great and fun and ill have a wonderful time. seems unlikely but ya never kno#lets not think abt the fact that having to rush all this is preventing me from being able to do all thr other bullshit i need to get done#to prepare for the future. future? what future? hard to imagine from the bottom of this pit im digging myself#sigh. in a few months i can leave this place and never come back. soon but not soon enough#lol i was literally crying listening to cold play earlier bc idk thats the type of music my parents would put on at parties in summertime#so it evokes a v specific mood. which is i guess me hiding away from ppl at parties haha#back when i didnt have to worry abt things so much and i could just listen to the frogs chirping and watch the fireflies#oh god. now my boss is asking if i reached out for help tomorrow. no. lady i would rather drink bleach than have to direct an undergrad#tomorrow. its 10pm im fucking tired. just let me be sad. did i reach our for help? no my brain is on fire#tomorrow is gonna b a long day ugh#unrelated
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patrice-bergerons · 1 year
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I don't really do new year's-- in that I never understood the point of celebrating it and I also don't like loud crowded places nor fireworks -- so this year when my sister said she had her own plans and would meet me Sunday I was so relieved and looking forward to a quiet night in at our posh hotel.
Except she just texted to say "change of plans - you [her one friend] and I are going out tonight instead" no question marks anywhere in that message, and oh boy I've jinxed it. 😅
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