One of tbe brilliant things about mlp:fim is that the main cast aren't wayward children or highschool students they're just a bunch of young adults. Like. Twilight is a postgrad forced by her supervisor to go find friends. Apple Jack has responsibility of gaurdianship of her little sister. They're all employed. They pay rent and taxes. Fluttershy has to deal with her deadbeat underachiever older brother who can't seem to move out by himself when she visits her parents. She also has anxiety she hasnt grown out of since high school. Rainbow Dash spends most days getting high and goofing off on her minimum wage job. Pinkie Pie has a culinary apprenticeship and lives with an older couple after she left her small mining town when nobody there was as into psychadelics as her. Rarity balances running her slowly growing etsy fashion bussiness with going on tinder dates with the worst men you've ever seen. They all vote. They have to pick up their own medical perscriptions. These are 26 year old girlies going through first quarter life crisises. So, yea, that fanart of Fluttershy smoking forever weed is highly accurate.
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Wild that tumblr latched onto the death of a Roman emperor as a holiday and not pi day, March 14, 3.14. I have completely normal, non birthday related reasons for feeling that tumblr should also celebrate pi day
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I'm not even a pie person. I mean, I like pie, but if it's pie vs. cake, it's cake all the way babey, but my god. somehow when october hits it's like. pie. I need pie. chicken pot pie. apple pie. I need fruit and/or meat and I need it to be in pastry with some kind of sauce, or my soul will be wrenched from my wretched body
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Yandere 42-Miles finding out his girl turns out to be very possessive of him, getting into fights over him being asked out.
Warnings: yandere behavior
A/N: this is so hot to me. Ty for the request, enjoy :].
He finds this quite hot actually. A smirk always appears on his face when he sees you get aggressive. You’re like him, how cute.
While he does appreciate how you defend him, cursing out people who are asking him out. Miles often tells you to not worry about it as he has eyes for you only. He plans on never leaving you, hence, you shouldn’t get defensive.
But that doesn’t mean he doesn’t like watching a show. Sometimes, he’ll let you handle the business - letting you start a verbal fight and watching how you curse up a storm. But, he’ll stop it before it gets pretty physical.
Whenever he separates you, he always makes sure to distract you by stealing some of your favorite food and comfort items.
Though, sometimes that always doesn’t happen. Things escalate quickly, to which, he has to turn into The Prowler. Of course, he always makes sure you’re okay afterward - his hand gently pulling you closer to his face to check out the bruises, ignoring your protests about the blood on his hands and now on your face.
Miles is pretty protective, possibly the same amount you feel of him. If he sees anyone getting immediately into your face when you approach them, he will step in and de-escalate the situation with his terrifying resting face and threatening words. At best, if they do put their hand on you, the next day they’re shown on the news with horrifying details about their body being found.
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LGBTQ+ HEADCANONS
Main six and more let's gooooo
Twilight Sparkle
Asexual
Although homophobia and transphobia is rare in Equestria, asexuality it also not often talked about
Twilight struggles with romance in her late teen and early adult years.
She felt like there was something wrong with her, but couldn't pinpoint what it was. The idea of relationships was so strange to her, but romance seemed to appealing. She didn't get it.
One day she went to talk to Shining Armour about it
Shining is a beegg!! Ally!! But knew this was outside of his area of expertise, so asked Cadence about it
Cadence went to Twilight and they talked about it for hours. She explained it all to Twi and made her feel so loved, normal, and beautiful.
After that, the pressure of relationships went away, and she wouldn't focus on it for another few years. Putting her studdies first, and later putting her friendships first.
Rainbow Dash
A big gay is what she is
Lesbian
Uses She/He/They
Gender? I hardly know her
Gender? Take her out to dinner first
Okay I'll stop
Applejack
Another big gay
Experimented with gender but just prefers she/her
Not really confortable with labels
Pinkie Pie
Pan
She's literally pan colours what else did you expect
Uses she/they
Fluttershy
Trans
Wears tail extensions (canon)
When she was a filly, she couldn't figure out why she felt so bad about herself all the time
Rainbow Dash helped her big time, gently pushing her to explore her gender
Transitioning in Equestria is pretty easy, blablabla something with magic n stuff
Rarity
Your honour, she is bi
CANON and you can't tell me otherwise, she WILL flirt with anyone
Bit of a disaster bi
Demisexual and very confident about it
Hopeless romantic
Loves to dable in romance but ultimately loves being independent above anything else
Never really stays in long term relationships
Often the one to break up
But she does it with such grace and elegance?? Most of her ex-partners stay friends with her. People dont know how she does it
Bonbon and Lyra
Your honour, they are married
Lyra is lesbian
Bonbon is bi
Discord
Gender? I hardly kn-
Uses he/him because that's what people use and he rolls with hit but his species literally doesn't have a concept of gender
Fluttershysexual and Fluttershysexual ONLY
Cadence
Big pansexual
Anytime any media has any sort of princes of god/goddess of love I just can't see anything other than pansexual
You're telling me a PRINCESS of LOVE would only feel that love for 1 gender?
She is very confident in her identity, even though she never necessary got to experiment and explore with it since shining armour was her first big crush, and they have been together ever since
Is extremely educated about LGBTQ+ Identities and matters
Maybe I'll talk about some more later on^^
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i think that the concept of haskill + mantling as a gradual process is the coolest everever, because imagine you serve a god for ages but regularly hes replaced by another person... haskill knows sheogorath's personality will overtake the HoK's eventually but theres still a period where sheo's essentially died and been replaced, and this new person barely knows him even if he technically knows everything about them. i imagine theres a lot of onesidedness, cos haskill's unfalteringly loyal to / caring for / knowledgeable about someone who basically doesn't know who he is and maybe its a little tragic for him to watch sheogorath forget himself over and over
i can imagine him bringing (for example) tea to the HoK a few months into their mantling transformation, and the HoK is like "wow i didn't even know i liked this kind of tea before" and haskill just stoically goes "very good, your grace" but inside he knows that, of course they like it, its sheogorath's favorite. ough. agh. ough <- taking overtime poison damage from this thought
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the way i like to characterise pinkie pie is her levels of excitement and despair remaining relatively consistent. she will be just as excited at a good batch of muffins as one of her best friends announcing they’re going to be a parent. she will be just as disappointed in a ruined batch of cupcakes as she will be when there’s another equestria-ending disaster. she will care as much about a stranger as she will about her sisters. i don’t think this is particularly canon compliant but i think its an interesting take on her character. she has no ‘meter’ its all 0 or 100 with her
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