#please don’t kill me for this joke.

[susielesbianism]

People rag on Noelle for her taste in women but Susie’s attracted to a girl whose favorite song is All I Want for Christmas is You by Mariah Carey so really who’s the one with bad taste here

#this post is bad #suselle #safeutdr #deltarune #please don’t kill me for this joke.

[afraidcircus]

purple guy(fnaf) x the man in the yellow hat(curious george)

they’re purple and yellow…. complimentary colors,,,…. they complete each other<333

#i’m joking i’m joking this is a joke please don’t kill me please please pleas e ple #purple guy #william afton #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #the man in the yellow hat #curious george

[ilikegameslol]

The holy trinity of neurodiversity

#Please don’t kill me this is just a joke #Music #lemon demon #spirit phone lemon demon #spirit phone #will wood #will wood the normal album #tally hall #The holy trinity of neurodiversity #neurodiversity #is just a joke #Joke #i love this artist way too much tbh #I love them #Alternative music #alternative rock #Indie rock #Alternative rock best gender fr

[lunacornfan2k24]

Hi everyone

I’ve decided that to make writing the next part of the Celebrity Crush series easier I’m going to change Phoenix’s pronouns to she/her. I’ll also be making her hair blond and I’ll be giving her blue eyes, or orbs, as I’ll solely be using orbs instead of eyes for all future fan works.

Lastly I’m gonna change Phoenix’s name to Alice

I hope everyone understands my creative decisions.

Boop!

#april fool's day #this is a joke please don’t kill me #ieytd #i expect you to die #ieytd fandom #ieytd2

[humiliationsheets]

can squipjer shippers do us all a Big favor and please kill themselves >_< ♡ !!!

#no i don’t thijk this is a bad post actually! #if u compare squipjer to jdronica then i think that’s a sign u shouldn’t ship it #and also you should kill yourself #also the way most of these people are adults. PLEASE KYS HOLY SHIT N STAY AWAY FROM CHILDREN? #remy’s rambles #THIS IS A JOKE. BY THE WAY. #sensitive fucks. #but seriously squipjer shippers dni you’re disgusting #but don’t kys. I guess. #stop posting shit about me now

[ballsbalb]

saliba against city lost twice as many aerial duels as vvd has lost since january

i know who my goat is 😮‍💨🤷‍♂️

#football #liverpool fc #virgil van dijk #this is a joke #i mean it’s still true #but it’s a joke please don’t kill me

[spittyfishy]

Is it just me or.. KAITO X MAKI X SHUICHI REMINDS ME OF THE..

BISEXUAL FLAG.

That’s because all of them are Bi and in love

#I’d know I’m bi and they told me #that’s mostly a joke lol #I am bi tho #also just like a disclaimer if someone has a different head canon for these three please don’t argue with me about it #everyone gets to have their own head cannons! #I’ve had issue with this in the past #I don’t think it’ll happen here since y’all are much nicer then the tiktok folks but still #covering my bases #training trio #ndrv3 #danganronpa #maki harukawa #suichi saihara #kaito momota #danganronpa ships #danganronpa killing harmony

[disco-troy]

The thing with Jason Todd is that he’s misunderstood. He’s actually really smart and playing 4D chess around us all.

People will see him killing criminals and accuse him of being judge, jury, and executioner. In reality he’s made the most insightful decision, dissected the dc universe like no hero has even been able to.

He died a hero and came back a villain. Now he kills villains so they’ll come back as heroes.

#please don’t kill me it’s a joke it’s a joke 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[leviathiane]

not me coming online to this qsmp news about purgatory.... hell and war on planet earth, i hope red is the cursed team

#qsmp #fuck. PLEASE #i need things to go well overall in regards to the eggs or i will die #mr quackity i will die i will kill myself in front of u is that what u want #just joking btw #genuinely will once again step away from qsmp streams until this event is over tho #it stresses me out to watch and keep updated #of course I actually start watching qsmp properly at the start of purgatory… #no joke day one stream was like maybe my third stream to watch ever #I don’t have the attention span to watch long form video content

[merely-a-caricature]

Atticus: “and there is no man living who has never looked upon a woman without desire”

Me: “Are you sure about that?” ( ・∇・)

#this is a joke #please don’t kill me internet #i just couldn’t help but think ‘oh yeah?’ #asexuality #asexual memes #asexual jokes #ace post #ace thoughts #ace #asexual stuff #asexual thoughts #asexual

[birdo-is-here]

i can’t believe they made an entire tv show based off An Elegy For One Roderick Usher, or ‘The Haunted Palace’ by Chonny Jash

#birdo babbles #chonny jash #edger allen poe fans this is a joke please don’t kill me #i am goofing and gaffinh #having a few laughs #do not crucify me i beg

[starshine-valley]

You know… if you rearrange the letters of rui, you get uri and if you add a Y to that mix you get Yuri.

Listen, you can’t spell Yuri without Rui. Transfem Lesbian Rui is real.

#pjsk #project sekai #prosekai #rui kamishiro #before you guys kill me #PLEASE GUYS IT WAS A JOKE HDHEIDJDKSMS #but yeah #Rui is a transfem Lesbian and is dating Mizuki who is also transfem and a lesbian #or sapphic because i can’t decide on mizu hcs #SHE’S DATING NENE TOO WHO IS ALSO A LESBIAN 🔥🔥🔥 #Rui collects Lesbians like they’re pokemon cards #guess what… she’s dating toya too #WHO IS ALSO TRANSFEM AND A LESBIAN #okay i need to stop #guys i transed mafuyu’s and kanade’s genders #i’ll trans rui and toya too #these are all silly goofy hcs #please don’t kill me 🙏🏻

[littleguyshowdown]

Hey guys I’d really appreciate it if y’all wouldn’t say you’d kill yourselves in my notes please and thanks.

#I get that it’s jokes and all but it’s really uncomfortable for me #not little guy showdown #no hard feelings towards anyone who’s already done it btw #but I don’t want it to continue on my posts #seriously three or four people have said they’ll kill themselves if the guy they vote for loses #and again I know it’s meant to be taken as a joke #but please for the love of god say it somewhere else #suicide mention

[dyeinggoosenoises]

need someone to kiss me till i can’t breathe

#take a wild guess at who ‘someone’ is #blue <3 #don’t judge me please my only choices right now are needy or suicidal #/j #that’s a joke guys im not going to kill myself

[mymelodyisme]

(this is @doodling-junebug ‘s main btw!!)

myssss i’ve missed u!!! sending you all my love rn 💕💕💕 i’ve been in the trenches all summer and i can definitely relate

have a silly meme (i apologize that it’s a nsfw meme it just makes me laugh so hard i thought you’d like it!)

😭 I love it it DID make me laugh. I feel bad that I disappeared from everyone and suddenly came back being all mopey and depressed. If hits me like a truck sometimes and I slip away until I feel better. I’m a runner I’m a track star 🏃‍♀️

OH SO EVERYONE KNOWS IM NOT ANTI-NSFW. Like at all I just don’t interact with it on main because I don’t want to slip up and have my sisters see. (I’m failing at this on Twitter some of my friends also have nsfw so im constantly screaming as im on fire. The other day I harmlessly opened twotter and a mutual retweeted um.. I think a chubby cowgirl with her bits out 😂 I was like EUGH. She laughed at me she’s 19. She just walked into the room poked my hand and called me ugly)

Also my love you don’t have to announce yourself I recognize you 🥺 only if you change your name ok ♥️🩷 that also said!!! I’m sending you love back. I hope you’re in a better space than me

#I can feel the lovelies scarily looking at me for not using our emotional support line #I’m SORRY 😩🙏🏽 please don’t kill me I’m the oldest child whose been absorbing feelings since I was like 10 I’m simply a sponge I cannot SPEAK #it’s SOO hard to talk about my sadness I just joke about it #OKAY NO MORE RANTING ON YOUR LOVELY MESSAGE BUGGIE #mys mail 💌 #no but seriously I hope you’re well 🥰 gosh I missed being here and talking to everyone I started to get NO NO MORE TALKONG

[crossbackpoke-check]

V random but I’m in my Brockpetey feels could I listen to your 46 60 playlist!!

of course!! the first playlist i mentioned in the tags is actually not mine—it belongs to ash @notthequiettype and is a soundtrack to their wonderful fic Lake Rules (go read it if you haven’t already!!! highly recommend!!!)

annnd this one is my personal brockpetey vibes playlist

happy listening!!!

#liv in the replies #sadcanucksfan #also!! ash if you want me to unlink/untag please let me know and i will!!! #this one got bumped up because it’s currently relevant (i just posted brockpetey content) the rest of them will be scheduled in the queue 🫡 #if i don’t do it now i will lose all links and ability to find things #as for my brockpetey i have zero reasons for any of the songs besides minnesota. it’s all vibes no thoughts. #minnesota to me is the quintessential brock petey song topped only (but really equaled) by charm you (also by samia) #like minnesota i would love to say is a joke but i really heard that song for the first time YEARS ago and went oh my fucking god. #i’m going back to minnesota huh #and then CHARM YOU??? AN ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST ME PERSONALLY???? #you’re telling me there’s the lyrics ‘kissin you would be like kissin on the USA’ & ‘flying while i’m lying that i hate LA’ & it’s not 406? #(addition that i wasn’t gonna tell you but i have to tell y’all because it’s relevant to Me. samia is so so so so good live.) #(also i haven’t added it to the playlist because it’s sad but kill her freak out has narrative potential as brockpetey. also???? #they’re all somehow petey pov to me. sometimes people just get assigned bands in my head for no reason & i think samia is petey’s vibe band. #BESIDES bbno$ which is canon lmao. spiritually petey is a samia song to me i guess idk why either sorry but kill her freak out #is a (seemingly you know how i am) unrequited brock/petey for when brock got his gf. thank u for your time i hate it too just listen to it) #also no statements about my music taste i will cry. if you hate it don’t tell me if you have recs do tell me #although i do have a joke playlist compiled of all the songs brock has been screencapped listening to because. why not. it’s fun and also #has that man ever listened to a single lyric in his life. what the FUCK is up with your chill playlist bud none of those songs are chill. #lovingly. ripping my hair out. the amount of times he listens to fast car like???? girl are you okay. #anyway this is ur reminder i miss stalking people on spotify let me see your music taste cowards. #ALSO #IF I THINK TOO LONG ABOUT PETEY IN MINNESOTA I WILL LOSE MY SHIT SO I AM NOT JUST KNOW THAT I CLICKED THE FIC & SKRTED I CAN’T HAVE EMOTIONS #if i did not have someplace to be at precisely 7:50AM i would be having a full breakdown please believe me. #oh also ALSO bonus points if you figure out what the numbers in the name are :)