my science test: select all the organisms that were produced by asexual reproduction
the actual correct answers: options a, c, and e
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I NEED TO CONSUME GARLIC BREAD DAILY OR I MIGHT FUCKING DIE
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“As an asexual, I would fuck that”
Is the best ace catchphrase for complimenting inanimate objects I’ve ever seen or thought of.
This shit funny as hell 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Edit:this is the most notes I’ve ever gotten on anything! Thank you, i have covid rn so this made my day! <3
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Playing smash or pass as an asexual person feels a bit like cosplay. Except instead of a fictional character I am cosplaying as someone who has sex.
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I want to fuck around and find out (asexually)
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Me: *accidentally finds something in Google I shouldn't be looking at*
Google: Condoms can be used on toys-
My thoughts: *a fucking condom on a transformer action figure*
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Like the pansexual gang, I don't care about genitals, they're all disgusting
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If we make a cake in the asexual pride flag colors, instead of icing we have an "acing"?
I know, bad joke!
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my mum trying to hype me up: you're gonna be ace
me, wearing my black ring: sure am mum
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