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bizarreaizen · 9 months
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i would love for this to happen
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samijami · 7 months
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Reblog if you're asexual,
Or if you like creamy peanut butter
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crystallinewalker · 1 year
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my science test: select all the organisms that were produced by asexual reproduction the actual correct answers: options a, c, and e
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I NEED TO CONSUME GARLIC BREAD DAILY OR I MIGHT FUCKING DIE
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everyone-is-emptyy · 11 months
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coo2woo · 1 year
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The Asexual Community be like
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🖤🤍💜
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annieroses-rant · 2 years
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“As an asexual, I would fuck that”
Is the best ace catchphrase for complimenting inanimate objects I’ve ever seen or thought of.
This shit funny as hell 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Edit:this is the most notes I’ve ever gotten on anything! Thank you, i have covid rn so this made my day! <3
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fluffytimearts · 4 months
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Just silly ol drawing
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visceralvoid · 5 months
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Playing smash or pass as an asexual person feels a bit like cosplay. Except instead of a fictional character I am cosplaying as someone who has sex.
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bewareofhumanssociety · 9 months
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I want to fuck around and find out (asexually)
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bizarreaizen · 1 year
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someone: why do you joke about sex all the time when your asexual?
me: because sex is a joke to me.
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samijami · 9 months
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Me: *accidentally finds something in Google I shouldn't be looking at*
Google: Condoms can be used on toys-
My thoughts: *a fucking condom on a transformer action figure*
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gostbat · 2 months
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Like the pansexual gang, I don't care about genitals, they're all disgusting
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thearoacemoon · 1 year
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If we make a cake in the asexual pride flag colors, instead of icing we have an "acing"?
I know, bad joke!
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They call me a AAAA battery
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beepbeepdespair · 6 months
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my mum trying to hype me up: you're gonna be ace
me, wearing my black ring: sure am mum
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