#aromantic humor

[theaceofarrows]

Person: When are you going to start dating? It's not normal for someone to going go this long without ever being in a relationship

Me: [whose super aroace] Can't, don't have the time

Person: No one can possibly be THAT busy. What are you even doing?

Me: Planning my invasion of Denmark, while eating garlic bread and hanging with my pet dragon

#aroace #aromantic #asexual #asexual humor #aromantic humor #that feel when

[waterberry-strawmelon]

being an aromantic fan of dimension 20 means never being able to listen to brennan tell riz, "the years will go by, and everyone will find someone that matters more to them than you" without crying a little

#aro #aromantic #aro humor #aromantic humor #aroace #aro ace #aro/ace #arospec #aro-spec #dimension 20 #d20 #riz gukgak #aromantic riz gukgak #aro riz gukgak #fantasy high #fantasy high sophomore year #fantasy high season 2 #baron from the baronies #it's hard to explain what it feels like when i cry to this. part of it is grief and sadness and fear—because this really is one of my #biggest fears as an aromantic person. #but at the same time i feel so seen. because while i dont know how knowledgeable brennan is on aspec identities/experiences #from this scene alone i can tell he understands the oppressive shroud of amatonormativity well enough to see how scary it might be for #people like me. #and even more than that—he describes it as a fear that might not necessarily come true. and thats important for me to remember. #as much as amatonormativity is real and hurtful; these fears also have equally as much to do with self-doubt and insecurity. #and you can work through that with yourself. #idk if this makes any sense but i find myself crying every single time i re-listen to it #and ill tbh i havent even gotten to season 2 yet—i just saw the baron clips some time ago and attached myself desperately to riz gukgak. #and i havent let go of him since. #i hope we'll get some more in junior year.

[im-a-sentient-magic-carpet]

They call me a AAAA battery

#autism #autism jokes #autism humor #ADHD #ADHD jokes #adhd humour #aromantic #arospec #aroace #aspec #asexual memes #asexual humour #asexual jokes #asexual #aromantic humor #aromantic jokes #shitpost #shit post #text post #textpost

[ihateliterature]

I've once told a friend that I think jealousy in the context of a romantic relationship is stupid and weird and I've never felt it and he was like "you will, give it time"

Well I've been in a relationship for 2 years at this point and I now believe it's even stupider than I thought it was last year, what now?

#queerplatonic #queerplatonic relationship #aromantic humor #aromantic #aro #aroace

[rolaplayor101]

Leonardo: while you were out having your "dates" and "romantic relationships", I studied the blade

April:

April: Leo, you stayed up all last night texting me your Jupiter Jim and Lou Jitsu crossover fic

#dialogue #incorrect quotes #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #leonardo hamato #RISE LEO #TMNT #aromantic #ARO #ARO PRIDE #ARO POSITIVITY #AROMANTIC PRIDE #ARO MEMES #ARO HUMOR #AROMANTIC HUMOR #AROMANTIC MEMES #funny jokes #april o'neil #teenage mutant ninja turtles

[local-kneecap-dealer]

Me, an aromantic asexual, trying to write a romantic scene:

They kissed...

Passionately.

#nailed it #aromantic memes #aromantic #aromance #aromanticism #aro #aro ace #aromantic things #aromantic spectrum #aromantic humor #asexual spectrum #asexual things #asexual stuff #asexuality #asexual #asexual humor #asexual funny #asexual memes #aro ace funny #aro ace memes #writer things #writerslife #writing #writer thoughts #writer humor #writer memes #ace

[starkidsupremacy]

Character: I don't really want a relationship!

Me *already writing fanfiction*: ohohohohohohohoh

#aromantic #asexual #aroace #aromantic humor #i'm talking about you #aromantic wednesday addams

[aro-ace-spanish-guy]

How do all aroace people on this site know about owl house somehow. Who told them all? Did they just figure it out? WHATS GOING ON!?!

#aromantic humor #ace #asexual #ace memes #aromantic #ace pride #aroace #asexuality #aro memes #aro pride #aroace memes #the owl house #owl house

[mhathotfic]

Sometimes I wonder why I get so attached to fictional characters and then I realize that they’re always my ideal romantic partner: nonexistent with no expectations of me to love them that way when I’m aro/lithromantic

#pretty petra #aromantic #actually aromantic #lithromantic #aro humor #aromantic humor

[tepli-mravenci]

I was doing a personality quiz with my friend and there was a question “Are you interested in romantic relationships?” and I picked “yes” and my friend (who knows I'm aromantic) was like “Hold on, really?”

And I, in full seriousness, answered “Yeah, I like shipping.”

#i forgot real life romantic relationships exist for a moment #like I genuinely didn't consider it I was like ah yes they obviously mean ships #aromantic #aro #actually aromantic #aromanticism #aromantism #aro humor #aro culture #aromantic humor #aromantic culture #aro stuff #aro things

[theaceofarrows]

Lilith: That aromantic feel you get when you start worrying that someone is going to start flirting with you, or that they secretly want to date you

Luz: [snorts]

Luz: So what you're saying is that you have p-ARO-noia?

[Both start hysterically laughing]

#the owl house #lilith clawthorne #luz noceda #toh luz #incorrect toh quotes #aroace lilith #aroace #aromantic #asexual #aromantic humor #why is this so funny to me??

[endermiss1000]

Babe (platonic)

Bestie (platonic)

Bro (platonic)

My love (platonic)

Dear (platonic)

It’s all platonic. I’m aromantic

#this is probably nowhere near as funny as it is in my head but that’s not my problem #aromantic jokes #aromantic memes #aromantic humor #aromantic

[rainypaperangel]

I used to wonder whether I liked boys or girls...

Turns out; I don't!

#ace #asexual #asexual humor #aro #aroace #aromantic humor #aromantic #lgbtqia #lgbtqia+ #queer #queer humor #asexual joke #aromantic joke #text post #humor

[ihateliterature]

"oh, this creampie I'm writing is toooootaly~ platonic😉😉😏😏"

Yeah fuck that, mine is actually platonic. My characters be best friends and fucking. And having children. And dying in each other's arms and other sappy shit that alloros like. But platonically, so objectively better

(and you know it's objective because I said it, and I'm obviously right in all things)

#aromantic #aromantic humor #alloaro #platonic relationships #idk how to tell the wider queer community that platonic relationships can also be queer #refusing to participate in amatonormativity #or doing activities intrinsically tied to it without the romantic feelings society holds oh so sacred #both are queer in their own way

[bewareofhumanssociety]

"I fell in love."

Well climb back out of it.

#arcana rising #shitpost #shitposting #fuck romance #no romo #aromantic struggles #aromantic jokes #aromantic humor #greyromantic struggles #greyromantic #greyromantic humor #greyromantic jokes

[atlas-diary]

me when i discovered people don’t choose who to have a ‘crush’ on

#aromantic #aromantic humor