#please not tonight

[robiland]

The Falin image of all time btw

#dungeon meshi #falin touden #trish reads #i just finished the series tonight #what a damn good read #please read it if you haven't

[swedenis-h]

POV you’re the emperor (X)

#please find this funny please please please e #dw I’m double posting toni- TRIPLE POSTING tonight!! #art #fanart #digital art #fan art #my art #star wars #star wars fanart #leia organa #luke skywalker

[unpretty]

How To RSS: 2023 Edition

An updated version of the guide I keep rewriting even though no one asked.

What is RSS?

Really Simple Syndication. Websites generate feeds, you plug the feeds into your feed reader of choice, you get updates as they happen instead of manually checking bookmarks. If you are using an actual podcasting app instead of spotify, you're already using RSS, because that's how podcasts work. In the same way that you can follow someone's blog and have everything they post appear on your dash instead of manually checking their blogs, RSS lets you build a dash for the entire rest of the internet. Assuming they have an RSS feed. You'd be surprised how many of them do and will learn to be annoyed at any that don't.

Picking an RSS Reader

For the purposes of this post I'm assuming you'll be using inoreader.com, because it's what I use and it has a free option and I'm lazy. Inoreader also has Android and iOS apps, so if you interact with the internet entirely through your phone you can still do all this. The only limitations of a free Inoreader account is that there are ads, and you're limited to 150 feeds. That's still a lot of feeds imho. There are a ton of alternatives and you can look into them if you want but I'm not worrying about that here.

It is unbelievably easy to change your mind later and switch to a different RSS reader without losing anything. Do not get hung up with decision paralysis trying to pick The Perfect App like it's a commitment. You can port everything you do in Inoreader to any other app or website in minutes. It's fine.

Subscribing to the Internet

If I weren't lazy I'd go make a new Inoreader account to walk you through that process but here we are, with me not doing that. Once you make an account, it's probably going to suggest some things for you to follow. You can do that if you want, but the real things you care about are the search bar at the top left and the 'add new' button at the bottom of where all your feeds will go.

For most websites, Inoreader can actually automatically detect any RSS feeds, so you don't have to go hunting them down. I'm going to use my own website for this because fuck you that's why.

If you're using the Android or iOS apps, search is hidden under the 'discover' menu item. When you click on the feed, you'll be subscribed! You can also click the 'add new' button, which will give you a bunch of options, but the one you want is 'Feed'.

A lot of the options listed there are locked behind a pro account, I don't know if they even show up if you're on free and I'm not checking. Once you click 'feed' it just takes you to another search bar, so you honestly might as well just use the search bar up top tbqh. 'Add new' is more useful for creating folders to organize all your stuff.

Mastodon, Cohost, and Tumblr accounts all generate RSS feeds automatically, just enter the URL of whoever you want to follow and the feed will get detected. But on Tumblr specifically, username.tumblr.com/rss will give you a feed of everything, while username.tumblr.com/tagged/fanfic/rss (for instance) will get you a feed of nothing but posts tagged 'fanfic'. This is actually a very useful way of following blogs that post way too goddamn much about things you don't care about.

If Inoreader is having trouble detecting a feed, try searching the website for an icon that looks like this:

That's usually where the feed is hiding. Just copy the URL and paste it into Inoreader to subscribe.

Okay But Now What

NOW YOU WAIT

Or don't, there's probably already recent articles your reader has now been populated with.

I don't remember what the default settings are, mine are currently set to only ever show me unread posts in 'magazine view' which is like a list with a little preview I can scroll through, sorted by oldest first. Clicking on an article opens it up in a reader view.

Personally I'm partial to scrolling through and only opening up things that look interesting to me. If I realize it's actually too long for me to read right that minute, I'll hit the 'read later button' to save it. Once I've scrolled through the whole list, I hit the 'mark all as read' button. But that's just how I do things, I'm an inbox zero kinda bitch.

If you really want to make it feel like Tumblr, you'll have to set it to expanded view and newest first.

In this mode scrolling past articles will mark them as read, but if you set it to still show you articles you've already read that probably doesn't matter as much.

By default most RSS feeds will contain previews of articles rather than the full thing in order to prevent scraping, but here's a fun thing: Inoreader has a 'full article' button that will automatically pull through the article text, and which bypasses a surprising number of paywalls.

A major use case for my RSS reader is webcomics. While a lot of them don't actually display the full image inline, and the full article button doesn't really work with these, it's still nice to get the update notification and opening a new tab to read a comic is not that big a deal imho. Keeping up with webcomics this way is so much easier I can't imagine going back to bookmarks.

There are certain YouTube channels I subscribe to via RSS because I don't want to miss any episodes. You can subscribe to podcasts in Inoreader if you want to. Substack has RSS options for every newsletter that's hosted there. Most news websites have had RSS since forever and every Twitter account you ever followed for news was probably actually just reposting from their RSS reader.

Import and Export

Once you have one RSS reader set up, it becomes super easy to try out every RSS reader you can possibly think of because they all use .OPML files. Except maybe Feedly? Seems like they have a special import option for Feedly. Just another reason to not use Feedly, The RSS Reader For Bootlickers. Anyway Inoreader keeps all that under preferences, in Import, Export, Backup.

The full archive is nice to have, but the OPML file is what you want for quick and easy trying out of different readers. Export the file, import it in whatever alternate reader you want to try, and you will automatically be subscribed to all your feeds. It takes, like. Five minutes. I try out new RSS readers all the time to see if I'll like them. Once you switch to RSS you will marvel that you ever used the internet any other way, and also that everyone else has been putting up with websites and apps that use stupid bullshit to keep them from leaving.

#original #how to rss #Fun Fact: because i live in a swamp i get my internet through t-mobile #who has been fucking up profoundly for weeks #and tonight for every one minute it has been up it has been down for five minutes #except not actually that consistent so there is no way of knowing when it will throw an error #and as a consequence this post has taken me Two Hours #not to write bc i wrote it in typora. just to upload the images. one at a time. failing multiple times per image. #please appreciate all i have done for you i am Suffering #greatest hits

[maddymoreau]

Thinking about how Diavolo’s feelings transcend time and how in the Nightbringer UR+ card Demon Lord’s Castle Tour this conversation happens.

When asked, “Do you wish to see your father?”

Diavolo responds:

“I suppose I do . . .” isn’t the typical reaction to how a child would feel about wanting to see their parent. Especially when said parent has essentially been in a coma for a year.

Along with how Diavolo describe his father.

It makes more sense why when you learn in Lesson 56 how Diavolo was treated by him growing up.

Diavolo can tell when others are lying but is unable to understand his father’s intentions.

Diavolo mentions that he lived a very sheltered life growing up. That from a young age his father never allowed him a chance to talk to anyone outside the castle.

His childhood friend was Mephistopheles. A demon literally RAISED to be his friend. Putting a barrier between the two because Mephistopheles would put Diavolo on a pedestal.

The isolating childhood he experienced riddled with his strict father constantly scolding him.

Despite everything MC is so important to him he wants to see his father again so we can meet.

#Demons and Humans can’t get married even in the present so it adds an extra layer him wanting to introduce us. #There’s a lot more you could add onto this (please do I’d love to hear other’s thoughts). #Like how Diavolo’s childhood affected him just look at the way he describes himself: #“The truth is I am a child in a way. A child who spends his time alone and never gets to do anything interesting.” #A lot of Diavolo’s poor behavior while not excused comes from his childhood. #How Diavolo admits to using his position to force others to do what he wants. Along with how he doesn’t like sharing. #Diavolo’s insecurities in his friendships with others. #Mainly Lucifer and Barbatos which makes sense with how they happened. #IE Forcing Barbatos to become his butler and the oath/deal with Lucifer regarding Lilith. #It’s clear Diavolo is very lonely and carrying a heavy burden. #I like that MCs presence is helping him change into a better person. #Also I don’t think Diavolo hates his father their relationship just isn’t good and very complicated. #Diavolo is such a wonderful character if you have any in-depth posts about him please tag me I’d love to read them!!! #I AM FILLED WITH SAPPY THOUGHTS ABOUT DIAVOLO TONIGHT!!!! #Obey Me #Obey Me Spoiler #Obey Me Nightbringer #OMSWD #Obey Me Diavolo #Diavolo #MaddyMajolish #Is it obvious I can’t sleep because I’m riddled with Blorbo thoughts

[fashion4standusers]

Anyway, if I had a nickel for every time a series had six installments that gradually escalated in ridiculousness, only for the sixth installment to end with a universe reboot and the seventh installment to pick up in a new universe where alternate versions of the original characters now exist in the distant past, I'd have two nickels.

One of those series is JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. The other is Riverdale

#some caveats #the gradual escalation of jojo is subjective #jojo kept going after part 7 #jojo also started in the distant past so its not as ridiculous of a jump #also i should say *a* new universe not *the* new universe bc sbrverse and ireneverse are different #idk if alternate versions is the right term for the riverdale kiddos but according to friendly space ninja its close enough #no hate to riverdale btw. i watched the first season and then learned about the rest of it via destiel news network and whatnot #i hope yall had fun with whatever happened in that show #riverdale #shitpost #not fashion #ffsu.txt #stone ocean spoilers #riverdale spoilers #? #tonight were gonna find out how much overlap exists between those two fandoms #araki please end jojo with the main characters watching jojo on tv like riverdale did im begging

[fulokis]

It smells like a campfire outside of the kitchen and I’m sitting here like that’s not ideal

#please not tonight #I’m so exhausted

[kim-woonhak]

이젠 내게 기대 편히 쉬어도 돼 // Now you can lean on me and rest in peace 소중한 널 내 품속에 꼭 안을게 // I will hold you dear in my arms

#moonbin #moon bin #astro #*ambiv.art #here is my gift to you dear moonbin... to celebrate the joy you brought to your fans both on and off stage #and the millions of hearts that you have touched including mine. thank you .. i hope you sleep well 🌙☁️ #tonight is especially dark because there's a new moon in the sky....i knew this in my bones without even looking outside or checking online #(but i did anyways. and then i looked up that other date and it was the same...💔) #to everyone who sees this... i'm hugging you firmly 💞 please take care. it's lame but drink lots of water it really does help 🥺 #caption is lyrics from sanha's solo Wish ☹️🫶 #*1k #*2k #*3k

[cablehaver]

tonight will be the night that i will ball for you

#drawn by jj #possibly isolating my audience here im sorry jj followers #today was a big day for me as an nba fan and a fall out boy fan #i hope he comes onstage tonight please please please. #nba #miami heat #jimmy butler #digital art #heats 5th in conf now and i knew that when i drew it but im coping cuz im a sixers fan and we are cooked

[nevarroes]

little protector cas😪

#art tag #gortcas #casim carnarvon #here cleaned it up... blows kiss into the crowd #maybe drawing a little addition tonight... he needs his beauty sleep😔 #please pay attention to the fact that the only ring hes keeping on is the one hes matching w cas.... im SICK

[konigsblog]

fifty year old, perverted könig who lies about his age, telling you he's in his mid twenties just to meet up with you and keep you all for himself.

#are we feeling this?!?! #please say yes #i have to write about this #opening my requests for this #please send my thots™️ about this #i really need to clear my askbox... #ill do it later tonight #könig x you #könig x reader #könig x y/n #konig x reader #konig x y/n #orla speaks

[crabsnpersimmons]

i like to tuck my sun and moon into bed when i get out of it, but after seeing your chibi sun and moon, i think of them every time i do now hehe!!

ohhhhh this is precious! thank you for sharing with me! blowing them kisses!! sleep well, little plushies ❤️❤️❤️

the minute i saw your photo i dropped everything to draw this:

shhh

they eepy

#fnaf sun #fnaf moon #fnaf dca #dca fandom #Rain or Shine AU #crab art #traditional art #ask the crab #please share photos of your DCA plushies or figurines or art or literally anything #this made my day #the Chibi Sun and Moon are inseparable #they always sleep together #Moon is of course the one to notice when it's time to get ready for bed and has to pull Sunny along #and their Y/N tucks them in #gives them both a good night kiss #turns on the night light for Sunny #and plays the music box for Moony #this makes me wanna get Sun and Moon plushies #it's been raining all day so i imagine they had a LONG day playing in the rain #so they eepy #so so eepy #let them rest #tomorrow they will play again #but tonight they will rest

[izzief1rambles]

it’s only ever them.

#please i adore them endlessly #they both looked so good tonight #rookie of the year #oscar piastri #lily zneimer #op81 #fia gala 23

[egophiliac]

i don't think u need to worry about poppy ikemen anymore, new ride kamens character is kr kamui who is our lord and savior dan kuroto

DAN THE DANGEROUS ZOMBIE MAN!!!!!! I was SO excited when I saw the reveal, he is absolutely the funniest possible character choice hands-down. oh my god. I'm so glad he made it into this game.

also Kamui just looks incredible. instant favorite. this is the kind of man I can picture standing naked on a cliffside and screaming at everyone about his imminent ascension towards godhood. he is the incarnation of that one iconic Gina Linetti scene.

#art #ride kamens #AND he's apparently frenemies with araki which is maybe the best character combination i've ever heard of #i bet they each think of the other as being their sidekick #this game just keeps looking better and better #i was wrong about mad guys being the tough boys though whoops #this just makes me more obsessed with whoever's coming tonight though WHAT'S HIS DEAL GONNA BE #god. cannot overstate how happy i am to see shin neo kuroto #and not just genm but dangerous zombie specifically! my favorite! #dangerous zombie is one of my favorite suit designs of all time so i'm just pleased as punch to see it included #(i never did get used to the ex-aid eyes but he makes them work) #i do wonder if we're gonna get to see some of the other related characters too. kinda twst-style. #in which case is ikemen poppy something we still have to think about or...

[puppetmaster13u]

DTC Au

Okay so y’know the Divine Twitch Chat Aus with Billy? Where Billy can hear the voices of the Gods in his head? Hear me out.

So Martian Manhunter can create psychic links between Justice League members, or anyone really. So, does that mean if/when Marvel is connected to it suddenly everyone also connected can hear the six other voices trying to egg him on? Do they also hear the Mediterranean Magic Men? Do they hear both Marvel and Billy? 

Are they utterly befuddled and concerned about this? Like the captain is pretty chill and just, this is what he has to deal with 24/7??

#they hear him telling the unknown voices to please at least let Billy sleep tonight #Marvel is the twitch chat moderator lol #Billy is the streamer #Divine Twitch Chat #Billy Batson #Captain Marvel #DCU #DC #DTC AU #Justice League #Martian Manhunter #Everyone is utterly befuddled and maybe a bit freaked out #The moment they notice that there's other people the gods all shout about a raid #JL Member: Why does Marvel sound like a twitch streamer sometimes?? #JL Member: Oh #JL Member: Oh that's why- #Shazam

[godslino]

“i need space” | minho established relationship. angst. hurt/comfort.

Minho knows that when you’re in a mood, it’s best to leave you be until you figure it out.

He’s not really one to pry, and you’re not one to be outwardly open when it comes to your feelings either. But Minho can read you, knows what makes you tick, knows when you’re on edge and need the space.

There’s only so much to do in the house that doesn’t involve you. He makes coffee, he watches a bit of tv, he stands at the window and stares at the cars that drive by. The hardest part is resisting the urge to glue himself to your side the way he wants to.

You’ve been in bed for most of the day. You came home last night, shoulders slumped, and didn’t really respond much when he tried asking. “‘M tired,” is all you said, and Minho could only nod and watch as you retreated into the bedroom.

He doesn’t take it personally. He knows you don’t mean it, knows that in time you’ll peek your head around the corner and ask for him to do what he does best: to wrap his arms around you and never let go. So instead of stretching himself thin, he leaves for the gym, and decides to give you room to roam the house freely if you need.

The workout is hard. He thinks about you the whole way through. He stops by your favorite cafe on the way home and orders your coffee exactly the way you like it, plus some pastries. You’ve been asking for the chocolate croissant they sell for weeks now, too busy with work to stop by on your own.

You’re still in bed when he gets back, the sheets pulled up around your shoulders. “Baby,” Minho says quietly, inching forward, “Hey. I got you some coffee, do you want to come out?”

He kneels in front of you, pulls back the blanket to reveal teary, bloodshot eyes. “I thought you were mad,” you croak out, your voice wet.

“What? No, of course I’m not mad. Hey, shh,” he climbs in, pulls the covers down around the both of you and lets you tuck your head under his chin. Minho’s heartbeat is steady against your ear, his hands soft as they run through your hair.

“You left,” you whisper quietly, “I thought I made you mad.”

“Never. I thought, well, I knew you were exhausted. Things have been hard, yeah? I thought you needed space.”

Minho feels your fingers tighten around the fabric of his sweatshirt. He responds by squeezing you tighter, a silent reminder that he’s there.

“I’m sorry. I didn’t know how to say it, but I don’t need space—I need you.”

There’s a silence, filled with the sounds of your staggered breathing and Minho’s shushing. He takes a deep breath, lets it fill his lungs, allows you to take up even more space in his heart; more than he ever thought imaginable.

“I’m here,” he whispers, burying his nose into your hair, “I’m always here.”

.

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[tags: @jisunglyricist]

#minho drabble #skzstarnet #please take this as my offering bc i said binnie’s chapter would be out tonight #IM GETTING THERE!!! #lee know angst #lee know x reader #lee know scenarios #lee know imagines #lee know fic #lee know fanfic #lee know fanfiction #skz x reader #skz fic #skz fanfic #skz fanfiction

[shadow-tism]

Hey cuties pls remember not to blog about the os**rs tonight, hold in your curiosity, dont click on blogs posting about them dont like/reblog posts about them, dont even look up on the internet “which actor won ___” just dont interact with them tonight. Instead blog about Rafah!

Blog about Palestine! Keep your eyes open and don’t let the media cover your eyes to what they are trying to hide.

#please remember this is planned #they do this on purpose #multiple huge world events have been covered by awards ceremonies #not just about the palestinian genocide #that is STILL OCCURRING #i know I dont post much lately #thats for a lot of reasons #but at the bare minimum dont interact with the awards tonight #save rafah #all eyes on rafah #rafah #palestine #from the river to the sea palestine will be free #free palestine #hands off rafah #rafah under attack #free rafah