#please watch this movie ok

[pupcuck]

oh… white people are fucking crazy

#please watch any show or movie #girl you’ll see urself in no time #fan cast also.. not real are you ok.. #🏩.diary

[cubedmango]

what is up my gang of 5 cm enjoyers . today i bring u the biblically accurate movie subs in which i:

fixed a bunch of weirdly translated lines and reworded them to be closer to the original japanese dialogue

added translations for almost nearly every visible word on screen

included the lyrics from gimme gimme and shinon for added viewing experience

download the subtitle file here! to view the subs, first open ur movie file (which if u dont have then definitely dont click here) in vlc player, then go to subtitles -> add subtitle file -> select the movie_subs file and there u have it. and if theres any issues with downloading the file, displaying the subs, the syncing w video etc etc pls lemme know :0 alright im skittering away again

#cherry magic #my translation #wanted to make a proper post for the tag.......... #put a lot of effort into this so i hope ppl enjoy aaaaah #also disclaimer as usual that even my re-translations might still be wrong im not fluent in jp! #if any lines are wrong please lemme know about corrections! #alright ok now go forth . watch the movie again. this is an order /j #e: now updated with a completely pointless and irrelevant link that doesnt lead anywhere ha ha #e2: replaced the old dead link w a new one :0

[daftmooncretin]

so i watched the will ferrell nascar movie and now i cant get nascar! dean winchester out of my head (feat disgruntled sports journalist cas who does not want to be here)

#spn #deancas #he drives a chevy btw #castiels arm is wonky i know ok #also can someone write a fic about this please i have the entire au mapped out in my head i just cant write. ao3 users dm me #also i know nothing about nascar im irish this is entirely based on a will ferrel movie my brother made me watch with him #dean flirts with cas to annoy him btw and then gets a little to into it #its not so much enemies as it is mutual annoyance to lovers #and rowena is his f1 rival because i really want to draw her in a nascar outfit #sam is a news anchor in this au #spn fanart #destiel #destiel fanart #fanart #castiel #dean winchester #supernatural #spn au #supernatural fanart

[doobledabbadoo]

I FORGOT IT WAS MONDAY heres sum gay shapes if u care…

#dooble moment #mr men #my art #mr men show #mr men little miss #the mr men show #mr grumpy #mr happy #ok so. i made this while i was watching the last hunger games movie w/ my family #the last movie felt wayy too long & bored the everlasting hell out of me so. shape yaoi comin in for the save #(i use the term yaoi ironically please dont crucify me)

[spiritsofprogress]

No the movie did not ruin the hatbox ghost. No the ride is not “tarnished”. Yes they are separate universes, the movie never claimed to be the story of the ride, it’s inspired by just like the 2003 film. Ride Hatty is safe and sound and untouched… except at the florida mansion which he now ruins with his placement but that’s managements fault not his.

Bringing this back because there’s such a tendency these days to put down and shit on a movie you personally didn’t like. It’s no longer “meh not my thing” and moving on you have to prove it’s bad and the people who like it are bad? For some reason? Don’t get me wrong, you’re totally free to dislike the new movie and what they did with the hatbox ghost but being needlessly mean about the film? (Not everyone but a good number to prompt a post).

I still can’t wrap my head around people not realizing it’s ok to have a different interpretation over the hatbox ghost. Some people can think he’s the bad guy or could be mischievous— there’s no canon saying he’s that just like there’s no canon saying he’s baby boy baby. It’s fan interpretation! Also… I’m sorry but the idea of Constance being the movie villian isn’t viable. She’s a small kill™️ kind of gal, who does it for wealth and status wanting anything More to be a movie level threat just isn’t her. She has a set up story within the ride where as everyone else is much more up to interpretation… like the age old ghost host debate.

#this Is going to get me killed #the whole point of this was ‘it’s ok to have a different opinion’ so please please understand this is not a attack or invalidation #but some of these complaints are just getting on my nerves I’m sorry it’s like you haven’t actually watched the movie but just got mad over #one guy #haunted mansion #the haunted mansion #haunted mansion 2023 #haunted mansion movie #hatbox ghost #the hatbox ghost #alistair crump #constance hatchaway

[stuckasmain]

I’m not trying to pull a “you have to have an high IQ to understand this film🤓☝️” moment but I do feel a lot of the criticisms I see of 2001 are a little unwarranted. And believe me there are criticisms im not saying it’s perfect it’s a long ass movie and incredibly confusing on the first watch…

However lately it’s like “there’s no explosions :( and no post credit scene where Stanley Kubrick sits down and personally spells it out to me.”

Which I don’t want to say peoples personal opinions are made in bad faith but you sort of have to meet it half way you know? Like if you’re sitting there with your arms crossed “this is stupid and boring” the whole time that’s what you’re going to get out of it. It actually explains a lot within the movie itself, not too much as it is ambiguous but … I know a lot of people are going to hate this and the movies not for them, and I respect that but really it’s a movie you have to watch twice to understand

1-> the “what the fuck was that” watch

2-> attention to detail. Dialogue and little things reveal plot

And for the love of god don’t listen to film bros I think that is part of the reason people either go in with a bad idea or are given the impression it’s totally different than what it is. “Hal is example of evil AI” *loud incorrect buzzer* he does bad things but is explicitly not evil

This is more a general observation online and not about anything particular. The more I get into it the more I seek out stuff related, some of it being incredibly old etc.

#rescuing this movie from film bros and weird criticism #I know this movie isn’t for everyone and I’m not trying to force it but you gotta at least try to engage with it before you get mad ok 😭 #please it’s so good if you just watch this three hour movie again #djdksksksks #2001 a space odyssey #2001 aso #stanley kubrick #film making #movie review #media literacy

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

hey do u know anything about saw (<- has a welcome home saw au that involves laughingstock but to understand it requires a basic understanding of the series)

ohhhh good timing, i saw Saw just the other night! there were indeed saws that sawed

#aaaand thats it #was Not expecting cary elwes to be one of the Main Guys #whenever i recognize him in something it always takes me tf out #he will always be westley to me... #ill be watching the second one soon i think #ok im interested in what you have to say #However i only have an understanding of the first movie #and i would like to avoid spoilers! #i'll watch at least the first three first please If this au contains spoilies #rambles from the bog

[allmyfandombrainrot]

Netflix stop making new shows with good plots and/or good lgbt and poc charaters that you then leave undeveloped after one season in favor of the same 4 cishet basic bitch franchises challenge

#I don't give a flying fuck about La casa de papel season 4 or whatever literally who needed that #Stanger things 4? Also who the fuck needed that #They could have ended it like 4 timea already but noooo let's cancel every more diverse show instead #This is also about The kissing booth #And all those other lameass done before movies they keep making #to all the boys: p.s. i still love you #< also useless idc #All my cancelled soldiers wtf... #julie and the phantoms #< poc and lgbt rep #I am not ok with this #The 7 lives of Lea #< Poc and lgbt charaters + European actors rep i am begging you all. watch european shows please they're literally good #The society #< honestly i haven't seen it but a friend of mine really liked it and i trust her lol #the chestnut man #< i just really want more love for European shows #Sense 8 #< pretty sure that was also canceled #One day at a time #Everything sucks! #< i mean u all know these ones #There IS more these are just off the top of my head #Anyways ALL CANCELED #Or not renewed anyways which is basically the same thing #And for what? #Money heist 4 #Tall girl AND tall girl 2 cause one was not enough apparently #Don't even get me started on Bridgerton #Txt

[rollercoasterwords]

hiiiiiii!! i don't have the brain to do or watch anything atm but i would LOVE some movie recs please 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

YAY ok assuming this is coming from the 80s movie post so. here r some of my favorite 80s movies:

ridiculous campy fun:

earth girls are easy (1988) - fucking LOVE this movie!!! such a fun time. horny aliens crash their spaceship on earth + get taken in by a human woman. also it's a musical comedy + the aliens are played by jeff goldblum jim carrey and damon wayans

hell comes to frogtown (1988) - also. obsessed w this one. post-apocalyptic world where society is a matriarchy + humans need 2 repopulate. protagonist is a Manly Man who has been discovered to have a Mega-High Sperm Count, making him a government asset so a sexy military doctor locks him up in a chastity cage 2 conserve his precious sperm. also there are mutated frog people + they kidnapped a bunch of ~fertile~ human women to keep as sex slaves so Manly Man needs 2 accompany sexy military doctor + sexy soldier to go rescue the ladies from Frogtown so he can fuck them <3 also his name is Sam Hell. hence. 'hell comes to frogtown'

clue (1985) - based on the board game!! murder mystery comedy w wacky characters + an ending that is oh-so-fun

weird dark fantasy:

the company of wolves (1984) - the movie that inspired my 80s movie post 2nite <3 creepy fairytale retelling of red riding hood w a bunch of stories-within-a-story so that it ends up feeling like some sort of fever dream matryoshka doll

labyrinth (1986) - one of my FAVORITE movies of all time!!!!! david bowie is a goblin king who kidnaps the protagonist's baby brother as a favor 2 her + then when she's like actually i want him back he's like ok solve my maze then <3

return to oz (1985) - sequel to 'the wizard of oz' that is like. 10 times darker + weirder + creepier + definitely scarred me + my twin when we watched it as children lol. dorothy won't stop talking abt oz so she's taken 2 a mental institution for electroshock therapy. queue dramatic storm + sudden return to oz except the city is in ruins + dorothy needs 2 save the day

horror:

aliens (1986) - sequel to alien (1979) which just missed the cutoff for making this list + i also recommend--but u don't NEED 2 watch it 2 watch this movie. outer space creature feature meets slasher survival horror. xenomorph i love u <3

the thing (1982) - another sci-fi alien horror but this time it follows a group of researchers in the arctic who encounter an alien that can change shape 2 look like any of them. queue paranoia. there's also a more modern remake of this movie if i'm not mistaken

day of the dead (1985) - probably romero's least well-known zombie movie lol but a fun one nonetheless! good if u like 80s movies + zombie movies which. i do <3

the shining (1980) - oooh artsy spooky hotel horror.....a classic to be honest....

animated:

the last unicorn (1982) - ANOTHER favorite movie of all time for me!!!! unicorn who lives in isolation in a forest overhears two humans talking about how there are no more unicorns in the world + is like what i can't be the only one left...so she sets out on an adventure 2 try and find out what happened 2 all the unicorns <3 another movie that scarred me as a child bc of how creepy + dark it was

nausicaa of the valley of the wind (1984) - studio ghibli <3 this is one of my fave ghibli films. post-apocalyptic wasteland where giant bugs roam the earth....amazing

castle in the sky (1986) - more ghibli! girl w mysterious magic necklace meets boy who is searching for castle in the sky. also they are being chased by pirates + creepy government agents. FUN

kiki's delivery service (1989) - aaaaand more ghibli. teenage witch sets out 2 make her way in the world + encounters existential dread <3

classics:

heathers (1988) - veronica decides that she's sick of her mean-girl popular friendgroup + at the same time meets Mysterious New Boy. when she complains 2 him abt her friends he starts killing them <3

the princess bride (1987) - based on the book (which i also recommend!!); i feel like everyone knows this movie but. basically fairytale-esque romance abt a girl named buttercup who falls in love w a farmboy named wesley but then wesley gets murdered by pirates...or so it seems....

ferris bueller's day off (1986) - teenagers decide 2 skip school + run amok in chicago. wahoo!!

#if u watch anything. PLEASE let it be hell comes to frogtown #i'm fucking obsessed w that movie it's so fucking fun #like. definition of camp. 2 me #literally just watch the trailer + you'll get the vibe..... #and if u watch anything else. let it be earth girls are easy. and also labyrinth. and also the last unicorn. ok that is all bye <3 #movie recs #ask

[uselessnbee]

ok but like the fall from the quarry before El saved Mike was so high like he didn't barely jump and then was immediately saved he fell a long way

just watching it is terrifying imagine how terrified Mike must have felt imagine him regretting jumping but knowing there's no way back and he could only watch as the ground neared as he neared his death like yes he was saved but that moment could have lasted a second and still be traumatising holy shit he was 12 im gonna throw up

#ok i'll be honest idk if the first part makes sense and is correct cause my brain is not englishing right now #but i'm having quarry thoughts again and needed to make it everyone else's problem #so hopefully yall get what i'm trying to say! #give mike wheeler a hug please he needs it #i'll be thinking im too overprotective of him but then i remember shit like this and suddenly i think i could be even worse tbh #mike wheeler #byler #no really byler related i guess? #mike wheeler protection squad #i would kill for this child fr i'm not even ashamed of it #that's my son that's my baby he's been through so much please give him a break #i don't care anymore what mistakes he did he never did anything wrong he can literally kill a dog and i'll be like it's ok #we all make mistakes it's fine come here do you want hot chocolate? yes? i'll wrap you in a blanket and we can watch a movie! yay! #yeah i'm in my feels about him again what about it

[rotzaprachim]

the thing about y tu mamá también is that it is far, far too good a movie to be lumped in with Tumblr nonsense and it’s absolutely about class and neoliberalism and the early aughts political situation in Mexico in light of hundreds of years of history and bisexuality and the inevitability of fate as everyone hurtles down paths set from before the movie ever began. But it’s also a wild movie to look at in light of the current tumblr dramas over queerbaiting and why would a character lie to the audience. I saw someone on here say this movie wasn’t gay enough, because collectively jacking off with your bestie on parallel diving boards is a famously heterosexual thing to do. My point is that the folks who lost it over the 2020 destiel confession would have outright died in the theatre over the circa 2001 julioch kiss

#*wasn’t gay enough* DID WE WATCH THE SAME MOVIE #Also gotta say #This is the most bisexual movie I’ve ever seen it’s about bisexuality #Ytmt I’m so so so sorry for putting you in the same post as uh s00pernatural #Im just loosing it over the this movie did it before it was cool ok every current discourse movie on this front #Owes ytmt so much cash money #I have suffered YEARS of bi dean truthing secret good spn posting and well I DO understand having fandom brain rot #But please. Please. Watch a good movie

[childactress]

mara banks stage actress debut as janis sarkisian in mean girls national tour. do you see the vision

#tour NOT broadway mind you #like am i crazy to think she'd actually accidentally kill it... #maybe not much range in her theater career but janis is up her alley #post brought to you by mg musical movie being on tv rn #i will never understand this movie and its production decisions #i couldn't TRY to make this thing with so many elements out of place like #stupid with love slaughtered and left for dead omg #i literally have to be high to watch this. always have been always will be #i kinda love that mg events just get worse as they go on. movie > broadway > tour(s) > musical movie #what next please pelase please plepase please #ok bye

[ofpd]

enjolras moodboard

#how i look with he him in my bio etc #txt #les mis #the thing abt watching the mario movie is that i kept thinking abt enjolras when looking at peach. #also her second-in-command toad wears glasses so i was like #omg that's literally combeferre... #oh and please note reginas R necklace it's a fun little coincidence that's so important here #okok the thing is that it's fun to have a fun silly time with this as im doing rn but genuinely vicky was such a weirdo #for describing him like this... like not weird as in gross just like. often when im reading the brick im just like #ok vicky whatever you say vicky

[chuu-huahua]

i know i was supposed to brainrot this yesterday? two days ago?? *checks through the definitely very sane messages with @downbadforpixels* ok yesterday. anyways, SOUKOKU RUNNING AWAY FROM A PARTY 

no because they would?? (tysm tille for all the brainrotting material) this sounds so taylor swift but her songs basically scream skk so that’s ok. soukoku being forced to attend some gathering of organisations in mori’s stead because he had other matters (that definitely do not include fukuzawa, no no) to attend to. the party goes on into night time and why is there ballroom dancing oh no-

ok but i hc dazai as a bad dancer cuz of his lanky ass limbs, and he feels kind of awkward dancing with random strangers, even if he doesn’t show it. chuuya is an amazing dancer though, which is evident when a bunch of ladies crowd around him, hoping that he would somehow pick them from the crowd of frills and lace.

but instead, chuuya’s hands grasp onto dazai’s ones tightly, and they barely make it out the door before the music starts playing. reddish brown eyes stare down at the slightly larger hands that wrap around his own, and dazai can feel his cheeks flushing despite the cool night air. their dress shoes clack against the gravel and they arrive in the middle of a sea of flowers, a small pavilion up ahead.

chuuya huffs, reluctantly loosening his grip on the other’s warm fingers before letting his own hand drop to his side, already missing the feeling of dazai’s hand against his. they’re finally away from the party, and he pulls off his jacket and throws it onto the stone seats of the pavilion.

dazai quietly stares at him, his hands tightening into fists before letting go. he rocks on his heels to the beat of the ballroom music they can barely hear, and he sucks in a deep breath before approaching chuuya.

“may i have this dance then, mon cher?”

#lei writes! ଘ(|lI.‸.) #tille please tell me my french is correct i used google translate ur the french speaking one between the two of us #anyways yes i used ur idea :D #it smacked me in the face like my friend's racket #ANYWAYS the idea is so so cute i love the running away from a party concept #it's kinda inspired by this american romance movie i watched super long ago i forgot which one already #but i always thought this scene was so so cute #ok but dazai learning french so he can tease chuuya >>> #also yes mori very sus wdym important matters hm?? 🤨🤨 #ok but hide and seek in an empty sch was so so fun #my senior and i hid in a storage room it was so dark you can't even see your hand right in front of ur face #and like there was no difference between opening and closing your eyes #ok but i think i strained my eyes until i could actually see #ok but 10/10 would definitely hide there again #bungou stray dogs #bsd #soukoku #zenki soukoku #dazai x chuuya #dazai #chuuya #mori #fukuzawa #port mafia

[silenthill2ps2]

people acting like margot robbie and greta gerwig getting "snubbed" at the oscars is the biggest loss for feminism when lily gladstone got nominated and is pretty much going to win

#al post #please watch other movies i beg you #ok good night

[zo0pl0op]

update: is click and horropedia and pavia shipped together anything (yes i am just shoving my favorite characters together but)

listen people already ship click x horropedia and also i’ve seen pavia x horropedia around and i personally think click and pavia should kiss so…..

bats my comically large eyes

#it is 10 pm and i have not eaten i’m going a little insane #horropedia please come home i need to put you in the wilderness w ur boyfriends and watch u stand close to each ofher #rarepair hell #reverse 1999 click #reverse 1999 pavia #reverse 1999 horropedia #what the fuck would the ship name even be tho like #i get horroclick (or clickpedia) and horrovia but #how do i combine those #note: i am a multi shipper but i am always of the belief that all of them could be in a polycule if we tried #reaches my hand out to you like that one gif of mercy overwatch #come…. listen to my headcanons boy…. #pavia is very very attention starved and his bfs love him dearly #pavia and horropedia argue abt the stupidest things ever all of the time #click likes listening to pavia and very occasionally providing his input on stuff #click taking photos of his bfs… #all of them watching horror movies together…. #ok i need to eat dinner