I saw fanart about Stu and Billy, yknow, covered in blood and with the caption "its their month."
DEADSS, ON MY FOOT, I THOUGHT THEY MEANT PERIODS.
like "oh cute boyfriends got their time of the month together."
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You may think I’ve been annoying lately, but given that Gerard Way wrote the line, “Cause I’m her kind of girl, and she’s my kind of boy,” into a song and then performed it, like, so many times within the past year, it’s truly amazing that I haven’t been more annoying than this. This is actually me showing incredible restraint.
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New fun Ning yingying time travel concept:
End of novel nyy gets displaced back in time near a particular mansion. The young master, a lord qiu, seeing a wealthy, sect adjacent looking cultivator who is also a very pretty young(looking) lady immediately offers her shelter. (Shen jiu saving time babey)
Nyy accepts, thinking it best to stay put and write her shizun to come investigate. At this point she just thinks she's been yoinked through space or something. Also she doesn't remember qiu haitangs name, she wasn't all that important to her in the present.
At this point shen jiu is just about to become their slave, so qiu haitang is pretty lonely and bored under her brothers thumb (not that she'd call it that, but she doesnt know better. Og!qht seemed pretty naive and isolated) and immediately latches on to this exciting new guest! ("You call your brother a-luo? I know an a-luo! He stilole my shizun! >:(")
Something in this household is very weird but nyy can't put her finger on it... Until qht presents her newest toy friend, little shen jiu. Who is reluctantly super intrigued by this cultivator lady!! That's what he wants to be!!
Now nyy might not have remembered qhts name, but she did remember what her shizun was slandered with, and something does not match up! And the master of the house is being super weird and sketchy! Not to mention her shizun should have popped out of the aether by now? (Her message did get to the sect, but it lead to more confusion than anything, so it's going to take some time for them to get off their ass)
Anyways, it's time for our girl to investigate! One thing leads to another and long story short, a team of cang qiong peak lords and disciples arrives to see a city in uproar! The young master has been publically disgraced! The young mistress has sworn off her family to become just like her new idol, miss nyy herself! Shen jiu is for the first time in his life actually safe and already wheedled the promise to go look for qi-ge out of nyy! And this is just the beginning, certain people in this time-line dont know it yet, but the reconning is coming and she is wearing orange ribbons :)
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I know I'm in the minority here when I say that Leander Prewett isn't actually that bad of a character.
What happened in DADA class with Sebastian is purely a bit of house rivalry. It's pretty standard between Gryffindor and Slytherin.
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*(taps mic)* hey is this thing on? My hometown just suffered from a mass-shooting event this evening. Dozens of people injured and/or killed. This is one of the worst mass shooting events in my town's history. In my state's history. Please keep Maine in your thoughts for the coming days.
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We as a fandom don't talk enough about Cardan doing whatever the fuck he can without thinking of consequences all just for Jude and keeping her safe.
Like looking out for her when the royal family was getting slaughtered because (and I quote)
It’s not safe for you here.
Then putting a whole and the most important ally's court on line just to get Jude back from the Undersea,
Those were the terms under which Queen Orlagh would return you. Balekin chose the Court of Termites as the target, the Undersea attacked us, and your Cardan let her. There was no mistake.
Then how Cardan fought hard to keep Madoc from taking Jude when he was there to rescue her mistaking her for Taryn, as Madoc said,
He fought hard to keep you. “Half my knights never made it out, [...] We got in easily enough, but the brugh itself closed around us. Doorways cracked and shrank. Vines and roots and leaves obstructed our way, closed like vises on our necks, crushed and strangled us.”
Then one of the second best and most underrated scenes ever where he literally shielded Jude to keep her safe,
High up the wall, two inset doors open, revealing a round hole. All I have time to do before a spray of darts shoots out is point and make a sound of warning.
Cardan steps in front of me, pulling his cloak up. The metal needles glance off the fabric, falling to the floor. For a moment, we stare at each other, wide-eyed. He looks as surprised as I am that he protected me.
And of course, the most iconic scene,
Then Cardan’s voice comes. “Do not touch her.” [...]
“She is my wife,” Cardan says, his voice carrying over the crowd. “The rightful High Queen of Elfhame. And most definitely not in exile.”
Not to mention the fact that he accompanied her and was offended to know anyone thought he'd let his queen go alone,
They seem rattled when they realize who he is. And
somehow he finds that to be the thing that annoys him most of
all, that they thought he wouldn’t be bothered to come, that he
would leave this to Jude.
I'm just saying, Jude protected him half the time because she had to but my boy did so because he couldn't imagine being terrified for her, thinking some harm might come to her 🥺
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Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
Oh my, hello there :}
What has you so eager?
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