#pls don't yell at me...

[sentientsky]

crowley and aziraphale negotiating child support payments in s3

#to be clear!!!! #i DO NOT mean that muriel is the child. cause i don't want to infantilize them!! #is the child the bentley here? is it jimbriel? idk. u figure it out lol #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #good omens season 3 #bafta awards #bafta 2024 #david tennant #michael sheen #i'm so sorry pls tell me if i'm being annoying with these. i just like yelling into the void

[little-pondhead]

DP x DC Prompt

…

There are no more heroes.

Well, okay. Rewind a bit.

Danny has been doing the hero thing for a while now. He’s had a big reveal; everyone has accepted him (including his parents), the GIW disbanded, the Anti-Ecto acts repealed, and generally, everything is going great. Some of the A-Listers are even training as junior ghost hunters to help give him a break from his rogues! (Being Ghost King makes things hectic sometimes, and he just needs the extra help. Sue him!)

The point is, literally nothing is wrong with Danny Phantom’s afterlife.

And then Valerie Gray, the Red Huntress, disappears in front of his eyes.

Danny is baffled! She’s just…gone! Valerie just popped out of existence, like she was never there. But no matter how hard he searches in the Ghost Zone, he can’t find her soul anywhere. His core isn't broken in grief. So she’s not dead. Which is good. So then, where is she?

Some of the others come forward with ideas on how to find her. A few ghosts volunteer to go out into the mortal realm, an area Danny had declared off-limits, to see if she was out there. Danny approves it. He rounds up some of the friendlier (i.e., discreet) ghosts and Amity Parkers and demolishes the outside travel ban.

So everyone spreads out, looking for their dear frenemy and teammate. But it becomes apparent very quickly that something is wrong with the rest of the world.

There are no more heroes.

Every single living superhero on the face of the Earth has just…vanished. Villains are running amok; the countries are in chaos! Some aliens are invading Earth, mythical deities are trying to take over, and society is crumbling to the ground. Everything is on the brink of collapse.

Well, Danny was still there. And so were his people. They were pretty spread out, so could they just…take up the mantles? He also knew where to find the souls of dead heroes in the Zone; surely they wouldn't mind coming out of retirement for a little bit, especially if they couldn't die again. Oh! And that skeleton army leftover from Pariah Dark's reign might be useful in repelling those invading forces.

Honestly, there were more than enough hands to go around! And with the heroes gone, Danny didn't mind letting everyone out for a little break, as long as they followed his rules. They wouldn't stop the search for the other heroes, but hopefully, when they found them, the heroes wouldn't mind Danny's intervention too much. :)

In other words:

Someone fucks up, and all of Earth's living heroes are either wished out of existence or are whisked away to some far-off realm where Danny hasn't checked yet. In the attempt to figure out what's going on, Danny lets the dead run amok over the Earth as they search for clues. The skeleton army repels the invading armies, the souls of dead heroes deal with the world leaders, and his rogues and other Amity Parkers set up shop in place of famous heroes, trying to get the cities under control again.

Basically, they just do their best to keep everything from imploding until the Justice League and others are back.

(And why is it that Danny hasn't disappeared? Well, whatever caused everyone to go poof! only affected living heroes. Anyone heroes that were dead in the first place, or even just half-dead, stayed behind.)

#pondhead blurbs #danny phantom #dpxdc #reveal gone right au #ghost king au #for plot reasons #it doesn't count if the hero had died and then came back to life #lots of heroes would still be around then #but this is me pushing the halfa!jason todd narrative work with me here he deserves the fun #deadman is there too #and he's just thriving honestly. it's so nice to be around his own kind even if the world is ending #maybe ellie is whooshed away too cause she never technically died but she took up danny's moniker when he was crowned #vlad is ecstatic cause danny put him in charge of several states while they looked for clues including Wisconsin #skulker is replacing superman and just has a shitty S painted on his chest and just eats kryptonite like candy the first time he meets Lex #Kitty and Johnny take over in gotham and sam is now the new wonder woman #idk man just stupid stuff like this #the press is flabbergasted cause the fucking KING OF GHOSTS just showed up and he's 14 and just looking for some friends #Danny: hey guys sorry about the zombies and fire i'm just here to find my coworker and lil sister and maybe the other heroes #Danny: in the meantime i'll just let my army into the mortal realm to defend it while we figure out what's going on pls don't yell at us :) #the press: how do we explain this to the justice league when they come back. how do we explain that earth was saved by a 14 year old boy- #also idk which heroes are technically dead but are still kicking so if you feel like someone deserves liminal status slap it on them idc #some villains are trying for world dominance and some are just trying to find their buddies. their fight buds. where'd they go? :( #joker gets bitch slapped by a skeleton two days in and waylon becomes bffs with wulf #danny uses the watchtower as a base of operations and it's the only thing he doesn't want to give up when the heroes are back #i have no plot ideas beyond this #i just want everyone to be baffled that an army of the dead showed up while they were gone and just made sure everything stayed cool #later danny realizes he was technically the ruler of the world for a bit since his people were everywhere keeping the villains in check

[christronomy]

chan loves slapping his cock against you before putting it in. he'd slap your cheek or tongue with it before taking a handful of your hair and stuffing it your mouth all the way cause he knows you can be good for him and take it. he's definitely the type to slap his cock against your hole, hissing and groaning a little, letting out a small "fuck" before thrusting into you roughly. like imagine riding him reverse cowgirl and he slips out so he grabs his cock and slaps it against your ass before sticking it back in.

#gonna scream and yell and like #bang my head against the floor #need him sb #also i'm still sick and it's kicking my ass #so i'll try to answer asks when i feel better #pls don't hate me #chan smut #stray kids hard thoughts #skz hard thoughts #bangchan smut #skz hard hours #stray kids hard hours #stray kids smut #bang chan smut #skz smut #solieverse: planet reverie

[rosedom]

"abyss!aether" this, "traveler!aether" that . . . lameeeeeee

i'm fucking him over the edge of my bed if he's evil or not. he's crying on my cock, begging for my cum regardless of if he's got to go to a meeting with an abyss mage or ask another archon about his sister in the next hour. aether's gonna have his ass up and cunt open for me whether or not he's seen the horrors of khaenri'ah first-hand.

"abyss!aether is such a rough dom !" is he? is he really? 'cos last i remembered, he was begging me to cream his pretty cunt and not the other way around.

"traveler!aether would be so gentle as he dommed u !" no he wouldn't. he'd moan and mewl as you gently fucked him, and not the other way around.

abyss prince or traveler, i'm gonna have aether spread open on the floor with soft pillows under his back as i eat him out. pussy from a good guy tastes just as good as pussy from an evil one (⁠⸝⁠⸝⁠⸝⁠´⁠꒳⁠`⁠⸝⁠⸝⁠⸝⁠)

#guys these r hcs don't yell at me pls #💀💀 believe in ur own headcanons #sub aether #aether smut #genshin smut #sub genshin #genshin thirst #ftm smut #anyway ! back to scheduled programming .

[khaotunqs]

the han joo won 'seasons 계절' collection: out now! ↳ @pscentral​ event 25: seasons ↳ @userdramas get to know me bingo: fashion ↳ @asiandramanet creator bingo: typography [inspo & cr: this post by @whomst-art-thou-whomst-whomst]

#beyond evil #kdrama #kdramaedit #pscentral #userdramas #asiandramanet #kdramasource #mine* #mialook #udeokmis #roserayne #lextag #tuseral #userjinki #sandushengshou #userwwz #tuserrowan #seamayweed #purpleguitar #yilinglaozu #natahjikio #the clothes & seasons don't quite match up #but i was going for a Vibe #pls don't yell at me 👉👈

[imthursdaysyme]

I think Itd be funny if Steve accidentally became obsessed with puzzles but won't admit it the same way dads watch shows by standing off to the side. robin has them out and he complains but she finds him 2hrs later still standing doing puzzles and he's like a caught raccoon

#stranger things #steve harrington #robin buckley #listen I just think it would be so funny #man is like uh no I don't do puzzles but also completely unrelated there's the piece you're looking for #constantly hovering and pretending he's not #robin loosing her shit like istg come sit and join me or leave #and he's like god FINE IF YOU INSIST #and she's like bro I said or leave too #and he's like WOE IS ME- ROBERTO FORCING ME TO SIT AND FO THE PUZZLE WOTH HER #and she's like Steve pls stop #I AM BEING DETAINED AGAINST MY W— #Steve would you stop yell— #—FORCED INTO MATRIARCHAL TYRANNY FORCUNG ME— #—esteban stop taking all the pieces- #I AM SHACKLED AND CH— #Steve how are you taking so many pieces wait stop how are you so fast— #BOUND TO THE WOODEN CHAIR AND COLORFUL GRANDMA ACTIVITIES WITH— #Steve please let me do half stop— #NO ONE TO SAVE ME #Steve how did you do it that fast wait stop you finished it what are you— #I MUST NOW TAKE RANSOM— #steve put it down— #TO HOLD MY CAPTIVE ACCOUNTA— #—steve please where are you taking the puzzle and how are you holding it without break—whERE ARE YOU GOING??? #I WILL BE FREE OF MY CHAI— oh haha hey jon no i’m not doing anything strange no nance i’m just chilling— #YOU HAVE BEEN YELLING AND MONOLOGUEING FOR THE PAST THIRTY MI UTES LIKE A THEATER KID WHAT DO U MEAN CHILLING #i was doing nOTHING of the sort— #oh god he was doing the acting thing again with the medival imagery thing wasn’t he #nancy pls tell me he hasnt done this to you— oh god steve what is wrong with you

[talks-with-the-void]

tw: unreality (probably), reality checking (more like double book keeping I guess but???)

how do I get more comfortable with the existence of nonhumans who say they can physically shift but aren't delusional?

like. I know it's unfair, but every time I see someone be like "I am a werewolf and I'm not a clinical lycanthrope, I do not see this as a delusion", my mind automatically screams P-SHIFTER P-SHIFTER NO NO BAD!!!

I don't want that! I know it's fucking unfair, but I just... have such a hard time to get comfortable with this - for a lot of reasons actually, but mainly it's 1) I am 0% spiritual so I just. ya know, science says it's impossible and I believe in science so, how??? (<- rethorical question btw, having an explanation or not should not influence how I react to the mere existence of other beings) and 2) I SO DESPERATELY want to believe that shapeshifting exists, I so desperately want my shapeshifting abilities and if I accept that it exists (because people say that it happens to them) but I can't do it... that would be a fucking catastrophe for my mental health.

I know I should just accept them and don't get me wrong, I don't harrass anyone, I mainly just avoid these beings. but it's so hard and I feel horrible for being so judgy but I just... I don't know.

like, I believe people's experiences. if someone tells me "I can physically shift into a horse" then cool, I believe that's exactly what you're experiencing, I believe that it's absolutely real to you and I WANT to believe it's real (=visible, proveable, anything) to other people too but I just... have such a hard time. my brain either wrongfully accuses them of being a harmful cult-y p-shifter or thinks that they probably have delusions and just aren't aware of them.

Again, I know that's harmful thinking and I want to change that!

every time I catch myself thinking something like the above, I actively correct myself in my head but I can't just fully accept and believe it.

I don't know what to do about this, it's really stressing me out and making me feel bad on various levels... if anyone has an idea how to get over this, please please help :(

#and pls for the love of everything don't yell at me for being judgy I KNOW it's bad and I AM working on it ok #this is a hard post for me to make #alterhuman #otherkin #alterhumanity #nonhuman #nonhumanity #psychological otherkin #werewolf holothere #holothere #tw unreality #tw reality checking #tw double book keeping

[pumpkinspice-prouvaire]

I think my most unpopular ExR opinion is that I'm not particularly enthused about seeing them kiss on stage. idk to me the les mis musical is a source material (in a different way from the brick) and it just feels kind of weird to be playing around with canon like that. this is why we have fandom/fanfiction after all!!!!

#that's just my opinion #if you wanna see them kiss with tongue on stage then more power to ya #pls don't yell at me i mean this in the nicest way possible hehe

[swiftiephobe]

#take this all in good fun <3 #if you don't agree that some of these artists fit the definition pls don't yell at me #i don't follow all of them i'm just going based off vibes ❤️

[moongothic]

#The forbidden extra panels that're like ''And misgendering people is a shitty thing to do'' / ''That also makes sense'' before the last two #I'm sorry I'm choosing violence today #Look I'm not saying you have to call him Crocodad specifically or anything #Its just the seeming insistence FROM THE CISHETS to misgender him at every opportunity that just 💢💢💢 #Another one is when people speculate about him being trans to begin with but instead of discussing whether or not he's trans #No it's a debate whether or not he's aCtUaLlY a fEmAlE #I swear to god #It's the whole Discussing Gender With Trans People vs Discussing Gender With Cis People-meme #And it drives me up the walls. Please just let me yell for a bit #Just to be clear: This is not a deeply serious post. If it was I wouldn't make it a Spongebob meme for crying out loud #This is simply MY BLOG and I'M ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN HERE #Also I do have to watch people repeatedly misgender him in the tags of MY OWN FANART completely unprompted so y'know. #Like randos pls don't misgender my husband on my posts I am fucking begging of you 😭 #Moon posting #OP Meta

[zharizard666]

#I don't know which video I got that yell from :') #pls help me find it #its so damn funny #dan and phil crafts #dnp #dan and phil #phandom #phan #sister daniel #dnp art #dnp crafts

[storfulsten]

eaouuugh

#corpse husband #amongus #I guess #help me pls #I've forgotten how to draw people that aren't fnf shaped #iiidk brainron not wanting to leave me alone #I know it's just 2 unfinished things plus a weird bean thingamajig but eh #maybe I'm worried if I don't upload I'll procastinate and won't end up producing anything cause I know I won't finish these doodles #and I started to not like the previous corpse attempt much I guess bc the teeth were so lame #so more teeth for better or worse yeehaw #idk if there'll be more corpse art or not tbh maybe I should just doodle more beans cause then I can draw his cute lil friends aswell #like a green sykkuno bean and a red rae bean and the rest aswell maybe ahh the possibilities lol #cause I probably won't draw anyone else otherwise bc learning how to draw more actual people is too much dang effort tbh ha ah well #k will stop rambling about nothing now ok cool #so enjoy more amongus ish corpse attempts or do not it's whatever #among us #I draw what I want #feel free to ignore nws ha #more bombeep and regular stuff soon hopefully fingers crossed #stream 'Never Satisfied' on spotify bc idk good music and also yelling ha #anyways laters k bye

[birdantlers]

You like Lord Huron? Their early work really captures the human terror of loneliness, personifying abandonment as various supernatural events. But when Long Lost came out in 2021, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The titular Long Lost single recontextualizes isolation as self-given power and liberation. Some people don't like the retro Americana sound, but I think the album is fantastic!

#lord huron #pls reblog my meme essay #long lost #ben schneider #he's the only one i know sorry #this is literally me irl don't ever ask me what music i like #should i do one about fleet foxes abskdhdk #yes this is based off the marina one #skart #skit yells #indie #indie folk #indie rock

[rhythm-of-space]

i'm sorry but I can't stop thinking about danny in the spring/summer months and running through the sprinkler. How his curls would stick to his face and how his cheeks would be sunkissed and pink. the way he'd tuck his hair behind his ears and smile wide as a chill hits his skin. also sorry but imagine him doing that with his little one. joyful screams coming from both of them as they run back and forth, slowing down with each pass as their energy starts to dwindle from being in the yard all day. their feet painted with soil and clover as they enjoy their time together out in the summer sun.

#it's been nice out lately and I can't get his smile out of my mind #Danny enthusiasts pls don't yell at me #danny wagner #just a thought<3

[sharkartery]

i'm sorry but 😭 i feel like watcher has no reason to charge for any other content than ghost files. they travel and it's a big production yes, but everything else is just stuff they film in their own studio! y'all are not fiending for money, u live in la and drive teslas for fucks sake! most of ur audience is people who are strugglin sm with the financial crisis going on w the rest of the world n u guys r saying "6 dollars a month a price that everyone can afford!" a price everyone can afford is no price at all!!!! the whole video is very tone deaf too, making it super sad that they're leaving youtube, while ppl r having actual, you know problems? so many ppl r dying due to poverty while ryan bergara gets to go to expensive ass theme parks every weekend and than complain and start charging money for content.

jus go ahead and jumpstart the downfall of watcher! xoxo i will be watching and supporting smaller youtubers who make their living off of it, not 3 dudes who have been well off for years while being on the internet who decided they wanna charge for their content.

#not panic posting sorry #watcher #ghost files #men always have the audacity #it's okay if you don't agree pls don't yell at me #shane madej #ryan bergara

[dameronalone]

what abt din + tending wounds....?

I love this prompt so much. so so much

discussion of injuries, nothing graphic. big strong men feeling FeelingsTM. plenty of feelings from reader. din djarin x gn!reader

They stagger back aboard the Razor Crest, leaning heavily against each other. Din is wheezing with every breath he takes, and the modulator only makes it sound more breathy - you're worried, and your worry and residual adrenaline staves off any concern for yourself.

The quarry had been better defended than anticipated, and had escaped. No doubt Din would go after him again with a vengeance tomorrow, but right now, Din was shaking himself free of your grip, and careening across the hold, unceremoniously collapsing on a crate.

Despite the urge to rush after him, you know he's more than capable of getting started on himself, so instead you turn and lock up. By the time you finish and reach Din, he's worked his gloves off and was fumbling with a medkit.

No matter how many times you've seen them, Din's hands without gloves always seem so naked and vulnerable, like you shouldn't look. They captivate you anyway.

You shake yourself, and take the medkit from him gently, settling on the floor on your knees between his.

"What are you doing?" Din demands, but a thread of exhaustion laces his tone, and the question is more weary than anything.

"Taking care of you," you say, simply and brooking no argument. "Can I take off your chest plate?"

His helmet is impassive as always when you look up at him, and after a moment, he dips his head in acquiescence. You lean upward, reaching for the buckles at his shoulders, and carefully pull it off, setting it gingerly aside. You'd clean it and store it properly once you had Din cares for.

Next you reach for his shirt, to pull it loose from where it is tucked in his belt. Hands resting on his knees in loose fists, you can't help but notice the way his fingers twitch, like he wants to stop you, or help you.

He'd just caught a very lucky blaster bolt to the side, below his ribs. It was more of a graze than anything, and looked worse than it was. Still. You hate to see him hurt, and quickly press a bacta patch to the damaged skin.

Din hisses, but it is one of relief, and some of the tension drains from his body.

You begin to lean back, to reach for the medkit, to begin to clean up, but Din grabs your wrist. You freeze, and look back up at him. Again, you cannot discern what he is feeling from the black T of his visor, or from the tilt of his helmet, but you think - hope - it might be concern.

(Half the time you still aren't sure where you stand with the Mandalorian. He trusts you, at least, had given you his name, but he's still hard to read sometimes, even with you.)

"Cyar'ika," he murmurs, a rough rasp - he still hasn't told you what that meant - and turns your arm over.

It's then that you realize you'd been cut, that your shirt sleeve is jagged and crusted with dirt and dry blood - your own. Din pushes your sleeve back to inspect your injury and you try to focus on the dull pain beginning to press at your mind, instead of the gentle rasp of his skin against yours.

"This shouldn't have happened," Din says slowly, haltingly. You suspect he has been thinking that exact sentence since the mission went horribly wrong.

"It's not your fault," you murmur, as Din carefully cleans the jagged wound, and applies bacta. It stings, the way healing usually does.

Din just shakes his head. He's finished with your arm, and any other injuries either of you have are easily attended to by yourselves, but - you have to admit, you like being this close to him, and don't make any move to get up. It's almost humorous, the way you've begun to develop romantic feelings towards a man you've never seen the face of. But it's true - it's where you're at.

You don't need to see his face to care about him, not when he protects you, defends you, cares for you even as you are perfectly capable. He protects and defends without behaving condescendingly. He remembers the littlest details about yourself.

And Din is still holding your forearm and wrist, cradling them carefully.

"What's cyar'ika mean?" you ask softly, gazing up at him. That helmeted face is one of the most dear faces in the galaxy to you.

He tilts his head and squeezes your wrist.

#dameronalone reader fic #din djarin x reader #din djarin x gn!reader #din djarin fanfiction #din djarin #anons #pls don't yell at me for the ending #maybe if the ppl want it I might write a follow up ficlet