#plus she's hot

[ghostface001]

Unless some new fucked up details come to light about their relationship, I will be a Dr. Kelly defender till the day I die. Don't misunderstand, she is a horrible mother, but holy shit can you imagine being a single parent with the (alleged) jersey devil as your kid 😭 I will always save her in my playthroughs

#plus she's hot #scarlet hollow #dr kelly scarlet hollow #doctor kelly scarlet hollow

[wtf-amiru]

i'm emptying the queue today and probably not going much further in 6.2 for a while. My life has been....stressful this summer to say the least and i am not about to go into a video game to push myself to grind for gear that never drops so I can keep incrementally taking in story when my brain just wants a break and an easier work/reward balance. It'll probably get done in spurts, chunks at a time as I come around in my stress cycle. Sometimes the brain just wants to run off and do silly little things like forcing Esmond to level up dark knight while I learn sage in potd with me lmao (I cleared a save slot for you, you're finishing this with me now) and i'll get back to msq when I want to. `

#maple rambles #i'm also just not ready to be done spending time with my new fav wife lmao #look #something about true neutral characters man #plus she's hot #also her name is actually steve don't tell anyone #also what's the deal with scouting drops #went through troia and got nothing twice in a row? #like not just didn't get scouting gear #i walked away with nothing because of repeats #that's just #demoralizing lmao #i like the look of that gear a lot sure wish i could get any of it #at least troia's a fun dungeon

[wxndswept]

Yuuki, about Ruan Mei: "I could fix her" Yeah? Well I could accept her as she is. You don't like the experiments? Grow up. The atrocities are part of her and I've decided they're funny

#(incorrect quotes) #plus she's hot

[cour4geous]

ngl, if the order & tvd etc existed in the same universe, vera & klaus would bang odjfsof

#* strandaed ✗ ❲ west ❳ . #power attracts power #plus she's hot #¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[qui-gg]

Studied the actual lavender chamomile candle that I have she is very pretty

Bonus this extremely old bald candle art

#candle ii #inanimate insanity #yinyang ii #silver spoon ii #thinkers ii #theres no way she doesnt have a pool of hot wax in her head 24/7 #plus a candle her size would burn out after 32 hours of being lit consecutively so she would havw to get a redipping like every 1-2 days #i love candle #cutecandle #fuckass trio

[flem17ng]

“that’s not my leighton!! 😡🤬”

she’s wearing Vivienne Westwood…

mf that’s Leighton, she just found lesbian tik tok and refreshed her pinterest.

#also she looks hot #renee-ification of leighton murray #renee rapp #slocg #leighton murray #sex lives of college girls #plus she’s dating Alicia #that girl has style

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

hmm... in a "Charlie gets wings" scenario, which sparks more joy...

the idea of Charlie very awkwardly unfolding a pair of gold angel wings that almost perfectly match Adam's (the ones her mom would have had if Lilith hadn't gone all demon) except they have only one stripe (like Vaggie's) and Vaggie is gleefully assuring her gf that she wears them SO MUCH BETTER than Adam ever did

OR, Charlie deliberately giving herself a pair of dragon-like wings, to match with Razzle (and the fallen Dazzle), setting herself completely apart from angelic dad bc she's hellborn and proud of it

XD charlie getting the gold ones and being all "nooo.... nnnoooooooo i don't want those... icky, icky associations... let's just trade them out ok???"

and THEN making herself the demon wings like aaahhhh yessss MUCH better o^w^o

(vaggie waking up next morning to find Charlie not in bed but something overhead SNORES, and it's her girlfriend, her gf has become a sleepy demon-winged cocoon snuggle blob, hanging upside down from their bed canopy by her demon tail, crashing on top of vaggie with a yelp the moment vaggie tries tentatively poking her gf awake with one of her own feathery wings) (it Tickled)

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #vaggie #chaggie #razzle and dazzle hazbin hotel #charlie equips wings au #like the gold wings would match her hair pretty nice #and can you IMAGINE the look on lute's FACE if she saw her dead boss / bro's fancy angel wings on the princess of HELL??? XD #on the other hand #Demon Wings Hot #plus... charlie being like a living memorial to dazzle... #and 100% done looking up to heaven- happy and proud to be of hell instead #she doesn't need wings to be that #but i like wings #charlie and the excitement of wings wearing off real fast #while she knocks something over with them accidentally AGAIN #and then SITS ON THEM #and realizes why her dad and girlfriend like keeping theirs tucked away most of the time

[turtleblogatlast]

I am once again reiterating that Leo could and should be a figure skater because what are ice skates if not twin blades? What is dual blade swordsmanship if not a dance-like performance? Using the skates as blades themselves could let Leo make portals be his ice rink no? I rest my case. ⛸️

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rottmnt headcanons #rise leo #would also like to add that he loves glam rock and unicorns! and what’s something glam rock unicorns and figure skating share #that’s right ✨glitter baby✨ #(his glam rock look unironically fits right in with figure skater attire ngl) #I also mentioned his incredible ability to hold a pose before which helps him here #plus his fighting style in general can easilyyy incorporate figure skating elements #I am this 👌 close to animating a quick gif to show what I mean by those ice skate portals #and I do specify figure skating over hockey because 1) hockey is CASEY’S thing 😤 and 2) hockey just. doesn’t fit Leo? not enough ✨pizzazz✨ #episode where the A-plot is Casey Sr showing her love for hockey and ending up playing a life or death game against yokai #she brings Raph in for help (since I like Casey & Raph friendship) and he gets the rest of the fam to help fill out the team #Casey Jr is especially excited but he’s never actually played hockey before #Leo tries to join and immediately accidentally makes a portal with his skates when he tries twirling to show off #the gang wins the match and the ep ends with Leo finally making it back completely beat up from accidental portals #the gang: wow we won! haha let’s go get hot chocolate it’s cold in here #leo: *desperately twirling over an active volcano* THIS IS THE OPPOSITE PLACE TO BE RIGHT NOW #actually to extrapolate on this more I really adore the idea of the boys’ abilities needing to be retrained as they grow #because their powers have the opportunity to grow #Mikey just randomly floating off and needing to be tethered down until he gets the hang of it lol #and stuff like that

[lilmaymayy]

NO SHITTING ON DIOR BUTT

this has me tweaking IS MY POOKS IS TAKEN???

*****

OKAY NO WAIT I THINK WERE FINE

A REAL ONE DMED ME🙏🙏

#char😔 #baby i thought it was you and me #pullin a luke rn… #at least theyre both hot😪 #NOOOO😫 #luke castellan x reader #luke castellan #luke castellan pjo #luke castellan imagines #luke castellan story #luke pjo #luke castellan oneshot #luke castellan fanfic #luke castellan fanfiction #lukecastellan #pjo luke #luke castellan imagine #luke castellan x oc #pjo luke castellan #charlie bushnell #charlie bushnell pjo #disney plus #disney #pjo #percy jackson imagine #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #she speaks🗣️

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

This election day, I'm thinking of my Nana.

I'm thinking of how as a young woman, she fled political violence in her native Colombia to build a new home in a more stable country. I'm thinking about how she lived a long life, but not long enough to see her home country elect its first ever progressive president (just a few months ago!).

Coincidentally, I was living in Colombia at that time (in the very city she grew up in), and I was able to witness what felt like a miracle. A very conservative country, suffering from the violent inheritance of colonization and catholic invasion and the war on drugs, against a backdrop of the dangerous global rise of the far right--this unlikely country managed to elect one of the most progressive heads of state in the world, in 2022. That's a pretty big deal.

And I'm thinking about this, this election day, because that election was won by a very thin margin. I'm thinking about how it almost didn't happen. I'm thinking about how it was only possible thanks to the highest voter turnout in 20 year. And I am thinking about the countless number of voters who chose to vote for the first time. I am thinking of the poorest and most disenfranchised citizens who showed up at the polls. I am thinking of the indigenous women who rode 12 hours on public buses to vote at the 'nearest' polling stations. I am thinking of all the money and corruption that went into preventing minority citizens from voting, and I'm thinking about how they showed up in the millions and voted anyway.

I am thinking that I would like to see a miracle like that in my own home country.

So if you're on the fence about waiting in line today to cast your vote, I hope that you will think--about the country you want to live in, the future you hope will unfold, and about all of the people it takes to make a miracle.

Because history may deem us nameless and faceless, but when we show up en masse, we are the ones who make history happen.

And yes, maybe also spare a thought for my Nana. Who was in fact a very angry and judgemental woman who supported the republican party for 50+ years, and who would be turning in her grave right now (if the family hadn't had her cremated). Think about the mean angry ghost of my Colombian grandmother, who very much wants you to not show up at the polls to support abortion and other sinful progressive values. Think about her. Do it for her. Do it for Nana.

#Do it! for her #not a shitpost #serious post #politics #ask to tag #I love you Nana but i disagree SO vehemently with almost all of your personal political and religious values #also you should have treated my mom SO MUCH BETTER when she was a kid. all of your kids really #i see you very much as a victim of religious trauma & childhood poverty #followed by the cultural isolation of being a first generation immigrant with no local hispanic community to provide support #plus the failure of late 20th century mental health care almost certainly compounded by medical sexism #recognize sympathize and am indignant on your behalf for all of those reasons and more #but that truth can also coexist alongside the truth that #hot DAMN Nana you and Papa very much failed to provide your children with an emotionally safe and stable environment in which to grow #and me and my sibs are still dealing with the generational trauma #and who knows how many of my cousins. I HAVE TWENTY-ONE COUSINS AND I DON'T TALK TO ANY OF THEM #that is too many cousins to not be in contact with any of them #(and fyi that's on *one* side of the family. on the other side are a dozen half-aunts-and-cousins I've never met #because Other Grandpa was a Certified Piece of Shit) #Anyway. ANYWAY... #apparently i really needed to overshare today. know what? no judgement. judgement free zone #i have no judgement thoughts or opinions i am finally FREE #........gosh that sounds so relaxing #ANYway #yeah. break the cycle of abuse or your descendants will grow up and critique your parenting choices on third-tier social media platforms #when people say 'they will always be remembered' at a funeral--that is a THREAT #what they actually mean is 'OH HONEYBUN YOU DONE FUCKED UP' #.........i want that in my eulogy actually

[shower-phantom-ideas]

Jazz becoming the next big Gothem villain is such a solid concept. Theres so much to explore.

She targets corrupt mental institutions. Corrupt companies who destroy their workers state of mind so they wont quit. She attacks landlords who make it impossible for people to live comfortably.

She is the staple anti-hero of anyone struggling to get back on their feet. People should have to work three jobs just to afford a crappy one bedroom, no utilities, half bath, in crime alley apartment, with a roommate.

Shelters should be aiming to gain a profit instead of using the donations to support others.

She is tired of these big name heros leaving children to clean up messes. She has watcher her own brother wither away to a shell of his former self trying to make a change and she is sick of it. Hell she herself is a child but if this is what it takes, then this is what it takes.

Enter from the left The Manipulator™️

Feared by all corrupt. People think she has mind control or something. When she targets someone they make almost a full 180 in their ways. “She will do anything to get her way or to make people into what she thinks they should be. And she mist be stopped” cries big business.

In reality she is the worlds best damn psychiatrist ever to be known. She doesn’t force anyone to change but gives them the choice to be better. To see how much more they can be. And it terrifies them. Helps them find themselves again and to move past their troubling pasts. No force and no mind control. No manipulating. No one but those who she has helped know the truth but when they tell the truth it only fuels the fire of her being controlling.

Theres one thing also fuelling the flames of mind control. Thats the fact that every single major hero to go after her can’t. Any who approach her find themselves no long near her. Superman just wants to talk, well she doesn’t, and he is then back in his city?!? Batman is stalking her to figure out how to deal with her but once he gets too close he suddenly finds himself in the batcave?

At first they think it’s teleportation but time is passing? Theres video feed and tracking of no they just went back themselves. No response from them the whole trip. As if possessed. (Lmao it’s just good brother danny pranking his sis a little by making her seem all powerful but also protecting her anyway he can. Or could be Dan instead)

#danny phantom #dp x dc #dpxdc #jazz fenton #manipulator? I hardly know her hehehehehehe these jokes are peak for me atm #jazz snaps and does some changing of the world #vlad is funding her because hes scared of her #no good tags today boiz I gotta call my mom and the hot water is gonw #yes yes I know I know I said I hate my mother but I am a good boi and will bring her lunch today so she eats #plus my sistet never leaves the house so im offering to take her too so maybe she can get some sun light #oh I got a promotion at work too btw #not the one I wanted but meh it’s something right? #gonna be working mon-fri 10hour shifts so ill be a bit busy sorry #got a catboi danny post in the drafts for you later though so u wont starve I guess #who am I kidding plenty of dpxdc posters for yall I aint gotta be worried #oof that makes me sad kinda so im a dip

[evilmacdennisevil]

dee is 100% the most psychotic member of the gang but y’all aren’t ready for that conversation

#case in point: rickety cricket #i’m just saying if anyone’s gonna be a serial killer it’s not gonna be dennis it’s gonna be dee #i mean she literally set her college roommate on FIRE #and was then institutionalised #and when she is confronted about this she is overcome with rage #plus she understands the implication IMMEDIATELY before dennis even explains it to her #and even has her own version of ‘the implication’ involving threatening to falsely accuse men if they don’t sleep with her #what makes her worse too is that she doesn’t even REALISE she’s unstable #she’s under the impression she’s the most normal member of the gang #in fact she’s convinced ben the solider is trying to D.E.N.N.I.S. her when in actuality she’s unconsciously D.E.N.N.I.S.-ing him #he’s so dependent on her that he’s willing to wait in a hot car for hours on end while she hangs out with the gang #i love her though and personally think she’s simply a silly billy #dee reynolds #iasip #it’s always sunny in philadelphia

[mercisnm]

Sweater weather shenanigans

Plus the lines, before I throw colours on it like an excitable squirrel:

#yes i am aware that squirrels are colour blind #anyhow #sometimes i draw things #tissaia de vries #yennefer of vengerberg #it's been *cold* lately and i hate going outside so much #ill think of my blorbos being warm and cozy and comfy thank you #every lesbian's dream: to have an older girlfriend whose lap you can use as a pillow plus she will make you hot drinks if you ask nicely #yes tissaia in frumpy comfy cardigans. she has a collection of tartan blankets too. she's very Grandpa fight me #yennefer in one of those super large but comfy looking turtle neck cream colour sweaters and grey sweatpants #she wears the sweatpants as an experiment because everyone her age seems to go crazy over their partner wearing it so whats about tissaia #(tissaia doesn't give a shit about sweatpants. doesn't own them. doesn't need them. doesn't find them aesthetically pleasing) #(i've used the word comfy way too many times in these tags and i don't regret it one bit) #also i have that seal plush. just smaller

[weirwoodsugar]

i love cat stark i really think she is the funniest and most interesting woman in the world i do think she is tripping more than half the time. but that is part of the interest that is part of the appeal. obviously i know a lot of jonfans in particular do not see it this way and i understand why but thats just not really how i read books. i think she is such a compelling well written engaging character and a character who shows you, more than any other pov character maybe, HOW the social world this story exists in actually works & its underlying beliefs/ideologies & her being a dick to my #1 boy doesn't really affect that either way. actually thats not true i think about the cat jon dynamic and how they exist in each others minds all the time and i'm rotating them in unison in my mind so if anything her behavior towards and attitude about jon is part of what i'm interested in it sweetens the pot. if she was nice there's so much shit we wouldn't learn about everyone involved!

#plus shes hot

[hopelesslygaysstuff]

ceo!wanda letting you grind against her thigh while she gets some work done, ignoring you until your eyes gloss over and you're softly moaning in her ear. right when you're about to come, she stops your hips with her fingers digging into your waist, smiling as she asks, "having fun darling? remember to ask permission to come." before going back to her work and ignoring you while you beg and plead on her lap as she forces your hips to keep moving.

#charsgaythoughts #need me a sugar mommy wanda fr #life would just be way better #plus she's literally perfect #and hot #and so so so beautiful #mcu #marvel #wanda maximoff #mommy wanda #wanda maximoff x reader #wanda x reader #dom!wanda #ceo!wanda

[mentalmeles]

Seeing people getting upset about Queen Beelzebub's design because she's not a full on fly/bee or whatever and like... Why does it matter? Who said that Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss canon had to be perfectly 100% accurate, ykno? Maybe it's because I'm not religious in the slightest and I'm speaking from a place of ignorance, but it just feels like a weird thing to get hung up about tbh

#hazbin hotel #helluva boss #helluva boss spoilers #i mean no disrespect of course #like i'm genuinely confused ldkfjkl #personally i think bee's design is rad af #the colors and markings and lava lamp hair are all so cool #and she's hot #which is a plus LMAO #she's just lots of fun! #the star child speaks