#plz do not perceive this

[saotoru]

how they eat it

dante, nero, vergil x fem reader

tw cum eating

dante

dante is sloppy. he likes it filthy and messy. the sight of your sticky cunt covered with his cum drives him so fucking feral that he lowers his mouth onto you and laps it up, moaning at how good you both taste. he knows you’re still sensitive from your last orgasm, overstimulated by the way you squeal his name and pull on his hair, but dante doesn’t care. he needs to feel you cum on his face. he wants it so bad that he whines into your cunt, slipping two fingers inside you while his lips wrap around your clit, the sensitivity bringing you close to another orgasm.

“fuck, you taste so good, angel… tastes so good when you’re covered in me. cmon princess, squirt for me, please make a mess on me…”

a hand comes to press down on your lower abdomen and that’s enough to send you hurtling over the edge, all the pressure building up finally releasing. you shake violently while dante fucks you through your orgasm, but he’s got you, licking up all you have to offer. he pulls back for a moment to admire your pussy glistening with saliva, cum, and squirt, smoothing his hands over your thighs. “good job, pretty girl… give me another one, yeah?”

nero

nero is sweet, so gentle that it’s almost teasing. he’s nervous peeling off your panties to admire your pretty pussy, shiny with arousal. he’s so awestruck that he forgets he’s just staring and his warm breath tickles, making you close your thighs instinctively, a bit shyly.

“no, no,” he says as he gently pries your legs open once more. his eyes meet yours. “you’re so gorgeous.”

“nero…”

the whine in your voice is so cute that nero just can’t help but give you what you want. he presses a kiss at the junction of your thigh, his thumbs rubbing soft circles on your knees. “i know, baby.”

he loves to kiss everywhere first, softly, over both thighs and all over your pussy. he wants to show you how much you mean to him. it makes you squirm in anticipation with how slow he’s being, how ticklish his lips feel, that you almost whine again before finally feeling him press a long kiss to your clit. nero rewards you for your patience by making out with your sensitive clit, the moans it earns him spurring him on, his tongue parting your folds. he can’t get enough of your reaction, entranced by the way your hips twitch with every flick of his tongue. you’re so cute when you grind yourself against his face like this, that he can’t help but hump into the mattress, getting himself off to being used to make you cum.

vergil

vergil is actually feral. for someone who prides himself on composure and self control, he’s rough when he eats you out. he can’t help it. his burning desire to taste you is so overwhelming that all he can do is shove his face further into your pussy. he grips the soft flesh of your thighs hard and pins them to the bed, leaving you unable to squirm away from his relentless tongue. it’s too much, your clit still sore from your third orgasm but vergil isn’t done. he needs more. “your taste…” his voice is a growl, borderline inhuman. “it’s driving me insane.”

the nails digging into the flesh of your thighs become sharper, and you realize that he’s close to dting. the realization has your legs accidentally clamping around his head but vergil growls, large hands forcing you open and holding you still.

“enough. take it.”

you can’t interrupt him, not when he’s like this, not when he needs to have his fill of you. he mouths at your pussy, pressing his face into you as much as he can. slick coats his face, tongue, nose, everywhere, filling his senses with you, but it’s still not enough. he gives your clit a rough, hard lick, pleased how you writhe and whine beneath him. vergil loves how vulnerable and pliant you are, letting him make you cum again and again until he’s satisfied.

#i forgor how to write #LOOK AWAY #plz do not perceive this #dmc x reader #dante x reader #vergil x reader #idgaf if this even shows up in the tags lol #I just needed to post this so I can stop re editing it lmfao #i still hate it and am not happy w it LMAOO

[sagisatoru]

um ok so basically i read htbad by @/prettyboykatsuki obsessively and also another fic i cannot remember who exactly wrote rn but here is this bc uhm yeah 🛌 cw: pet play…gojo’s weird asf but what’s new (definitely not projecting) also boot riding 😔 degrading but like a little

“Such a good girl for me. Is that what you’re waiting to hear?” Satoru sneers down at you— knees on the ground, sitting straddling one of his boots as you grind on it, whining as you nod at him with wide eyes.

Gojo’s cold glare melts into an amused smirk. Pathetic, he thinks. Truthfully, his eyes are about to roll into the back of his skull from how needy you look, how desperate. He could say whatever he wanted to you right now and you’d only ask for his cock. Satoru plays with an idea as if it were a marble in his mind.

“Like a dog,” he says darkly, meant to be teasing, but just saying the words steal a bit of air from his lungs. You can’t help but whine again, grinding your hips harder against him to get some more friction. You should be ashamed, but the tension makes it hard to focus on anything other than pleasure as you rub against the laces of his shoe.

Gojo likes you like this, he thinks. Throwing yourself all over him, grinding on him like you just can't help yourself. “You need better manners, though,” he sighs, pulling you up and placing you in his lap. Pulls your underwear to the side and sits you right on his half-hard dick.

“Let's start the first lesson; patience.”

#hi hello so uhm #okay. #also plz don’t be mad i didn’t directly tag #it’s just i would implode if prettyboykatsuki ever perceived me istg #id die of shock and awe #BUT PLZ READ HOW TO BE A DOG 😩‼️ #gojo #gojo satoru #gojo satoru smut #satoru gojo smut #gojo x reader #jjk #jjk smut #jujutsu kaisen smut #cw pet play #cw degradation #cw boot riding #(do i cw that ??) #smut #divider cred to cafekitsune!!! #juni writes

[thief-of-eggs]

God really does have a sense of humor, seeing as he gave me such a deep-set hatred of being perceived, as well as a crippling fear of being forgotten.

#it’s ok i’ll just settle for <incoherent beeping bleeding into tv static> #please i beg of you do not perceive me #but also plz perceive me i wanna know #memes #egg speaks #funny #relatable #shitpost

[singsweetmelodies]

Best shit ever i adore you. Also. Brocedes spiral? 👀😌😏

OH BESTIE I AM GOING THROUGH IT TONIGHT 😭😅🥲😃 but i adore you tooooo <333 ALTHOUGH, i do notice that you very carefully avoided any mention of my lovely carlando tags... smh 😔 i thought i was so funny for that fr

#asks & answers #akira tag 😻 <333 #and about the brocedes spiral.... do not speak to me. do not PERCEIVE me #i am first and forevermost a sewis girlie BUT #brocedes appeals to me HORRIBLE amounts when i am feeling a certain type of way #actually it's THOSE FOUR. them fucking four #by which i mean lewis nico seb jenson #months ago i never would have been here #but by GOD #these days #that narrative HITS THE DAMN SPOT #and brocedes? AUGH #it kills me in a way other ships just can't quite manage #half the time i hate them with everything in me; half the time i love them to the point of insanity #exactly as i imagine they feel about each other... #but anyways!! enough about THAT #ily and of course i have to bully you ahahahaha #plz go give me attention for my carlando-ish tags i really am SO FUNNY mwahahaaa #:DDDD 🥰 #😘

[fizeroli]

one day i’ll wake up & it won’t hurt anymore. (:

too stunned to speak was the jester, staring in the face of one of his many replicas across the nine rings. yet, kitty was . . . different, somehow. fizzarolli felt a tether to this particular crimson clad robot. a string that tugged so keenly on his little heart. brought a tear to his eye fighting hard to spill over. he was looking at— himself. " y'know, kitty cat.. " with a fond smile he looks at the ground, then back to her just as well. " i used to tell myself the same thing. and it did. " a robotic limb reaches it's way to pat the top of her head, he hoped she too would be free from the hurt.

#k1ttyb0t #♡ ' 𝑓 ﹏ ask a clown #plz do not perceive me asdakjd

[basket-of-loquats]

(returns to the fandom one year late(r) with warriors au)

#song lan #xiao xingchen #songxiao #mdzs #cql #the untamed #a-qing #they're loners outside the clans #sl is frost #xxc is moon #a-qing is bamboo (boo for short) #songxiao married with a daughter #this isnt canon in my au but it would be nice #mo dao zu shi #chen qing ling #sl/xxc #song zichen #song lan x xiao xingchen #also i havent drawn cats in so long #plz do not perceive

[skellytonsandstars]

My friends mom was concerned about me today and I feel like a fucking price of shit lmao

#skelly rambles #I didn’t eat dinner and wanted to stay longer #and I’m like #aaaaaaaaa stop I don’t wanna be perceived #no thank youuuuuuuuuuuuu #forget about me maybe giving myself a head injury on purpose at your house do not acknowledge my existence #plz

[violetsiren90]

Doodley doodles.

#complete with little schoolgirl hearts #plz do not perceive my attempt at hangul

[a-lil-perspective]

••Tales of the Jedi spoilers••

Dooku mourning Qui-Gon I will never recover.

#plz do not perceive me #tales of the jedi #totj #totj spoilers #tales of the jedi spoilers #qui gon jinn #count dooku #qui gon and dooku

[coraxaviary]

ok so like does anyone else have the rational fear that

someone's gonna come along and mention/post/recommend/rant about their fic on tiktok or some other social media? Mostly tiktok, but I suppose there are other possibilities.

Like, I don't want random people from tiktok coming to read my stuff. I certainly don't want to ever get the attention of anyone associated with the production of these shows -- especially the actors, God forbid.

Like, oh my gosh the prospect of "blowing up" for fanart is so appealing -- like, my eyes *light up* you know what I mean -- but the thought of someone mentioning my fanfic on any other website gives me a cold sweat and heart palpitations

#fanfiction #Ao3 #ok so in summary PLEASE ask for permission before reccing things outside tumblr... #im scared of tiktok mom plz come pick me up #i think it's like... on AO3 and here I have control over the way my fic is perceived #anywhere else I lose all control and anyone can have any opinion outside of context #ive seen videos of videos of people reccing fic on tiktok and wow thats scary #did any of them ask??? like genuinely #my feeling is that most AO3 posters enjoy being in a little microcosmic community #this is more about the nature of “content creation” as well on second thought #fic writers are not content creators nor do we feel as if we are #however I've been noticing an uptick in some readers treating fic like “content” #not a huge jump from there for some readers to assume a “signal boost” to their favorite “content” #would be unequivocally welcomed #but I'm sure most fic writers would prefer 2 engaged enthusiastic readers. fans of the source material #rather than an influx of 10 people just in it for the hype #bc someone influenced them that the fic was good or something #ya feel me? #please tell me you know what I mean #meta

[fruti2flutie]

Hi. First of all, I've reeding "The blood on your lies" nonstop and I want to fly off the handle and throw myself out of the window. Minjeong it's killing me (they deserve each other damnit). Thanks for the recommendation (one of the best fics I have read truly).

Secondly, CHAPTER 5. OMG. I just love seungbin so much. I was scandalized while reading the whole smut part 😭 also reading Minnie's pov breaks my heart. He's a poor little fella that wants to be loved. He's so stubborn. He should allow himself some love.

HELLO!! FELLOW THE BLOOD ON YOUR LIES READER!!!! THAT FIC!!!!! IS SO FUCKING GOOD!!!!!!!! i will YELL IT SO LOUDLY i am GLAD u took my recommendation(??) i love the authors so BAD, i began the fic with that & bc of my love of seungbin!!! i didn't feel strongly abt any of the pairs aside from seungbin, BUT inkin has such a way of storytelling that I AM SO.... INVESTED...... IN ALL THE RELATIONSHIPS....... personally aside from seungbin, my fav ship in the fic is hyunsung!!!! i have a soft spot for Snarky & Sunshine 🥺 and i really want them to just sit next to one another 🥺 the minjeong is Extremely Painful tho so i feel u on that........

"poor little fella that wants to be loved" is SO TRUE 😭😭😭 i affectionately call my fic seungmin "a freak with committment issues" JFJSJXMS i really am leaning into the p0rn of the p0rn with plot trope 😳👉👈 so hopefully it's an entertained kind of scandalized LOL thanks for reading!!!!!

#anon #reply #🐶💰🐷🐇 #the only things on my mind: inkin's gang fic & my prostitution au 🥴 #also i'm bumping up the length to 9 chapters whenever i update again. plz Do Not perceive me

[ranspuppyboy]

i need to be careful with what i say here now 👁️👁️ bf follows me

#|👹| yuu needs adhd meds #bf do not perceive me simping over fictional characters plz

[kittyjoe]

had to get gas in my cosplay someone laughed at me 😭

#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa plz do not perceive me !!!!!! #i was so embarrassed #gizmo meows

[tomatosoump]

okay

#nooooooooooo #😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 #feeling so **** i wnat to melt into my bed and neber ever ever leave or be perceived or be seem or anything please #PLZ if u r attractiv or confentially attractive DO NAWT TSLK ABOUT being ufly in front of me..... plz........ #espceialyl the ones that do it on purpose... hello..... plz dont i will throw up and end my fuckiinf life here dawg #ur so prettu andidk IF U dontthink of urself as prety or whatever bu im sorru u DONT but dont do iy with me ..... #OHHHGJMM GOD this perosm WONT STP[ talking ABT HOW so msny guys findhwr preetty lie ok... stop #.. good for u.... wha abt the ones THA ONLY GET ATTENTION PROBABLY BECAYSE THEY MADE THEM LAUGH ONCE... AND NOTHIMG ELSE.... and #u know it..mm #so why r u crying abt it TO ME.... WHAT AM I SUPPOSEF TO SAY.. OHHHH SORRY....... PEOPLE FIND U ATTRACTIVR IM SOOOOO SORRY.... #firl u dont get it..... what abt the ines that will alwaus be 12 and not look st themslebs in the mirror girl..... #if igavr up on beinf [pretty i wouldnt know how 2 be alivr.... yeah.... #omg... haha.... i dony get makeup i dont use maekup.. what sthe point.. OKM GIRL. GOOD FOR U ................... WHAT DO U WABT ME TO SAY.. #sorry 4 hatign myself so much pookie i am si sorry for not cbeing compfortabe innmy own skin i am sor orry... forgivr #me.... can u fix me niw and mever talk to me again liek ever ever ever #haha its chill so chill wow wow nice nicr pkay okay nicr wow

[carolinanadeau]

I think it's safe to say that I now have two different sets of Those People to vaguely refer to now, one for each of my main fandoms. hmm should I name the new ones something else? The original edgy idiots can remain Those People, my new nemeses can be... hm. idk. The Fix-Yourselves? gotta workshop that one

#do not ask me to explain this plz because neither is a conversation I want to have unless I absolutely have to lol #also these are not people I feud with. these are people who I resent for their spreading of monstrously bad opinions #and I do not fight them - I want them to never interact with me or perceive me actually :P #I fight them indirectly by promoting the opposite of the things they've said! #my original post