#plz entertain me

[ajuice-matts]

send me hockey players in my asks & i will give you my very biased, definitive opinion on whether they are babygirl or not!

#plz entertain me #random tags for post boost #sorry #toronto maple leafs #auston matthews #leafs #mitch marner #philadelphia flyers #jack hughes #dallas stars #luke hughes #vancouver canucks #quinn hughes #trevor zegras #anaheim ducks #detroit red wings #new york rangers #rangers

[woe-is-tuli]

ATEEZ(에이티즈) - 'IT's You (여상, 산, 우영): YeoSang

#ATEEZ #yeosang #oh no no no you stay in your lane sir plz i cannot #SHOUTOUT TO THIS MAN FOR KILLING HIS PARTS (and me) LETS GO #atz #kpop #8 makes 1 team #에이티니 #에이티즈 #여상 #kq entertainment #ateez gifs #atiny #ateez its you #yeosang gifs #kang yeosang

[bootlegfrank]

Does the Frasier fandom exist? Do people ship the brothers? Do people on Tumblr know of Frasier? Or am I the only guy still obsessed with a show from the 90s?

#im scared about the reboot i havent watched it yet #im just not normal about niles okay #im also not normal about bulldog #frasier #frasier crane #niles crane #text #plz entertain me and my incest-shipping tendencies okay

[lover-of-skellies]

Tfw the boredom hits and you nearly doze off

#not skeleton stuff #rambles #this has happened several times #god plz let me find a way to be entertained #I can't do this. i need some kind of mental stimulation or else I'll perish i stg

[cloudycaffeinatedcryptid]

maybe im not funny but my book might be

pinned on my blog :)

#the quarry dylan #dylan lenivy #dylan lenivy fic #eliza vorez #the quarry #plz give my fic a chance its kind of entertaining #im pumping it full of my own feelings & no one can stop me #take me back and back again

[cantsaythetword]

Agdkagskahs lee mood hit HARD tonight I was such a lil shit playing games

BUT IT PAID OFF I GOT TKLS QUITE A BIT IT WAS GREAT

I'm all cuddly and sleepy now lmao bed timesssss

#he speaks #crow's in a lee mood what's new #agskags my friend did this thing tkling my ribs where he just kept a few fingers pressed into me and like vibrated it up and down and #HOLY FUCK IT TKLED SO BAD #he was also very entertained that my ears are super tklish lmao #but it was so gooooood #im so so happy #i wanna get tkled by him more often #like ofc i want tkls in general #and theres a few people that im like 👀👀👀 tkls plz ??? #but im so comfy with this guy hes one of my best friends and i just want to hug him constantly hes so very important to me #anyways i need to shut up before i get too soppy on main lmao #its almost 1am i am EEPY SLEEPY and feeling very soft #so night night ❤️❤️

[siixkiing]

☯ @dxwnxdusk​​​ ☯ — There is perks in being taller, yet there is also things he had to weigh in. Multiple encounters running in his mind, all having been carefully studied for just this exact moment. It didn't take much to end up getting close to Wukong, in a relationship as deep as theirs? Not a single problem. It's overpowering him that's the struggle, if he can remain in power. Of course, there is no hesitation as one claw wraps around the other's throat and presses him back against the wall. Unwilling to let the other make any noises he captures his lips with his own, fangs gently grazing across his lower lip.

At the same time, his free claw trailing down, already putting pressure and starting to work with the other's growing arousal. Practically smothering him in intense affection, he wanted to make him drown in the feeling he was giving him. He wanted to make the other cry his name, he'd get that one way or another.

Being ambushed in such a manner was nothing new for him, it seemed to be the shadow’s favorite way to start — taking the Great Sage by surprise. Not that he minded in the slightest. It brought such thrill to him when he was taken off guard and pounced in such a way by his mate. Relinquishing control to him was easy too. An act of utter trust when he did, he knew it would not be abused or betrayed. Not after all the effort they had made to mend their relationship and piece together that bond that they thought had all been lost. This time, he’d guard it with such ferocity and care.

He couldn’t loss it again. Not again.

A gasp had escaped him in the moment, feeling those claws grip his throat and push him against the nearby wall as Dusk struck. It made his pulse race in the moment he felt them. Leave it to his Starlight to know how to ignite that burning desire without much effort. Gods, he knew him too well sometimes — it was almost scary. Any further sounds that parted the king’s lips were swallowed by the other’s own as his lips crushed against his. Almost bruising in nature but filled with such passion and care, only earning more sounds from him in the moment.

His own claws finding purchase against his ebony counterpart, gripping into the fabric of his hanfu. Another cry swallowed by that hungry mouth as he felt the other’s free claw begin stroking him through his pants. Shivering in delight at the sensation, already feeling himself harden under the rough touch. 

Gods, he was going to be an absolute mess by the end of this — and he couldn’t help but find that thought appealing. Giving Dusk all the control in the moment, letting him dominate and play with him to his heart’s content. Soaking in that intoxicating pleasure that was growing higher and higher.

#Here Comes Monkey King | IC {Sun Wukong} #ask #answered #dxwnxdusk #So When They Say They Don't Believe I Hope That They See You & Me | {Ship;dxwnxdusk:Dusk/Macaque} #Wanton Monkey Moment | {NSFW} #Legends & Tales | RP Menu {Thread} #At The Shadow's Mercy | {RP} #TEM ATTACKING ME WITH SMUT TONIGHT #I JUST...HNNNNGH #YES PLZ #I see Dusk was in a mood~ #Well well well; Wukong is more than happy to entertain him~

[amynchan]

One time, I was talking with my friend about her upcoming wedding and about all the fun things she and her fiancé had to figure out for said wedding, and she talked about the officiator, and I joked and said "Just let me do it!"

And guys. She didn't realize I was joking, but that's how I ended up getting ordained in 15 minutes and writing and scripting a whole wedding a few months later. The morning of the wedding.

I want to know which character would put themselves in this chaotic position and who the fortunate coupe would be. XD

#it was very entertaining #because I got to write the vows #which were hilarious #and I got to write the whole shibang #which was also hilarious #and I got to give a few nods to people important to both parties #AND I got to pun mightily that morning #it was hilarious #I had a lot of fun #anyways in terms of characters #please let Wei Wuxian ordain his sister's wedding #Madam Yu wouldn't want him in family photos and Jiang Yanli is like NOT ON MY WATCH BUT I WON'T BE UNFILIAL #Excuse Me Mom We Have To Have The Ordainer In The Picture It's Not Complete Without It #ahahaha #oh my gosh that would be hysterical #I now want that kinda crackfic #plz plz plz #mdzs #XD

[rachelsquill]

i havent read pjo in like 10 years but i enjoy the pjo show. i know its def not book accurate in plot but it? is fun? i dont think its quite as corny as some ppl are saying but maybe i just am immune to the corniness or smth

also i just think the main 3 actors are good like they genuinely are fun to watch in action!! idk sometimes i think people just have a stick up their ass at all times.

i do understand that its a bit annoying when rick said this would be close to book accurate and its not but idk just try and enjoy urselves a bit more

#rachel rambles #pjo #<i don t wanna put this in the main tags but i have a moot who a long time ago asked me to tag pjo stuff #so plz dont come for me if u disagree like idc #like its not a perfect show but its very entertaining for me #also i forgot timothy omundson was playing hephestus so i was like holy shit its lassie when he came on screen

[defilerwyrm]

🧡

y’all

this is Srs Bsns™️ and all but it just occurred to me

the trajectory of that final WWE poll followed Caleb’s arc:

started off with a lead

fell way behind because of a powerful figure

rallied at the end with the help of friends to win in the end

I’m proud of us! I’m proud of him!

#wizard world entertainment #caleb widogast #critical role #cr c2 #plz how do i fandom #polls for ts #AABRIYA PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR THE IMPLICATION YOU’RE NOTHING LIKE IKITHON WE KNOW THIS ;0;

[kaydi2dope333]

Sadly, it won't happen with him. Not like this. I need to find a huge cock to suck and fuck. BWC please. I need to make some new content to enjoy and to feel good. My body craves your cum.

#so fuckable #help plz #sexy tease #hot as fuck #needy pussy #wet pu$$y #why me #eat my pussy #adult entertainment #ass tease #ass eater #fem darling

[blue-collar-stoner]

Decided to return & see what everyone’s crazy asses have been up to 😝 send me shit and entertain me while I game 🖤

#personal #text post #send me asks #send anons #entertain me plz #stoner #gamer

[bodysntchrs4evr]

Are you an “ORE kara, kurikaeshi, chimamire no, kubimoto de kanjite” girlie or a “OMAE e, okuru yo, Signal” bestie?

•Sponsored by S.O.S-ΑtoΩ•

#as long as I can sign the moans im good #im drunk and sad plz entertain me w this #this is stupid lawl #Diabolik lovers #diahell #dialovers #Diabolik lovers song #diabolik lovers carla #Diabolik lovers shin #carla tsukinami #shin tsukinami

[demadogs]

hey bitches i cant do anything bc i have covid wanna send me shit

#i had something due at 11:00am today and i stayed up til 4:00 and then got up at 8:00 to do it and i turned it in with 12 MINUTES TO SPARE #and then i slept for like six hours #and now im eating dorm food bc i cant leave so entertain me plz #byler

[carewyncromwell]

“You took a great risk, coming here.”

“Well, what’s life without a little risk, my brilliant Frenchman? ...Forgive me -- your Highness.”

“No. ...Forgive me, but...I never want to hear that phrase out of your mouth again, Mr. Knightly.”

“...Then I shall simply have to come up with others, my prince.”

In England at the start of the 20th century, a soft-spoken, intellectual prince with a love of academics and learning and a flashy, charming vaudeville entertainer with a tragic past carry on a secret whirlwind romance that comes to a head at a fateful royal ball, where the prince is expected to announce his engagement to a foreign princess and the young actor plays his part so well that no one would suspect his humble origins. 

xxx featuring James McAvoy as Jackson Knightly @carewyncromwell and Luke Treadaway as Montelimar “Monty” Bloom @cursebreakerfarrier 

#gaaaaaah this idea wouldn't leave me alone I just had to do something with it #but yeah vaudeville theaters would've been considered rather low-brow compared to more upscale theaters #so this fits for a cinderella-esque story #not to mention we have our two wonderful perfect gay men in a time period when homosexuality was er...yeah a bit frowned upon #I see jacko boy having made a name for himself as a stage magician when he was still under his father's thumb #and then becoming more of a traditional vaudeville entertainer -- magician actor singer dancer -- after running away and growing up #I also see these two having met while monty was visiting the local university #dressing super casual bc plz don't bow and act all weird with me I just wanna read lots of books >//< #so jacko boy originally has NO idea who he's even talking to even though he can kind of suss out he's upper crust pretty easily #and because jackson also is kind of putting on his best face monty at first thinks he's part of -- like -- the royal theater company #partially because of how well-spoken and gentlemanly he acts hahahaha #not that either of them are disappointed when they figure out the truth #aside from the slight 'oh...wow yeah we're from two different worlds' thing #if I wanted to lean into the time period part of this AU I could always reference wwi as a plot point #but not too much -- no tragic ending for these boys no way :I #anyway these two own my heart and I need to do more with them I love them so ;~; #jackson knightly #montelimar bloom #au #moodboard #...I can't even label this as cinderella au because I already did one for carewyn LMAO #would you even believe that cinderella isn't my favorite fairy tale?!? #it just fits these two so well though