#poison chocolate

[canisalbus]

most foods humans can eat that dogs cannot are down to how incredibly large humans are, they are toxic to us too. Most, not all. If the dog boys are in fact human sized then they can have a little spicy toxin as a treat.

Anyway they don't have chocolate because they live in fuckin' renaissance Italy.

#answered #anonymous #they have chocolate in modern au #when you can eat poisonous things just because you're too large of an animal for them to have an effect on you

[skywalkervahnya]

2000’s Tim Drake was so insane. He went to like seven different schools in a year, he fell asleep on a rollercoaster, he made up a fake uncle, he attempted to clone his dead best friend 99 times, he had real beef with a ten year old, he was on the verge of becoming evil every other issue, one of his antagonists was a guy with a demon tube in his chest, he learned how to skateboard by practicing it for hours on end for a week, he somehow had a box set of Buffy despite that breaking universe and continuity rules. I’m afraid that modern Tim can never live up to just how unhinged he was.

#I miss him #like don’t get me wrong I still love modern Tim #but there was just something so special about him in the 2000’s #tim drake #every issue he’d do something absolutely insane but you’d be so used to it you’d be like ‘oh casual tim moment’ #he poisoned lady shiva with hotel chocolates #like that was his grand master plan to escape her!!! #and it worked!!

[neon-zipperooni]

some whacky/weirdly specific cookie run headcanons i have

capsaicin cookie really likes the song "one two buckle my shoe" for some reason and nobody knows why. besides that most of his music taste is probably 80's-90's rock

electric eel cookie is afraid of escalators, this is a common thing for eel cookies

the fives great dragons all unironically think morbius is peak cinema, only those five, other dragons don't get it. hydrangea keeps having to watch it with lotus, same for mango with ananas. save them.

dark choco cookie is a cat person and also a cat magnet, he can just go "pspspspsp" and the cats will Approach him

royal berry cookie is the kinda guy to plug his nose and say "geronimo!" when diving into a pool or clap when the plane lands

custard cookie III loves watching MLP:FiM and jake and the neverland pirates (slight bit of projection on this one since i grew up on mlp)

there's a whole conspiracy theory about chocolate bonbon being a spy for the cookies of darkness (she's not) and she's really tired of it

rebel cookie regularly steals from lotus dragon cookie and distributes their wealth to the victims of their "wishes", he's also got his sights set on stealing from the corrupt elders in the republic

poison mushroom cookie's favorite movies are those badly reviewed animated films like the good dinosaur, home, and either of the secret life of pets movies

#cookie run headcanons #capsaicin cookie #electric eel cookie #pitaya dragon cookie #ananas dragon cookie #lotus dragon cookie #lychee dragon cookie #longan dragon cookie #mango cookie #hydrangea cookie #dark choco cookie #royal berry cookie #custard cookie iii #chocolate bonbon cookie #rebel cookie #poison mushroom cookie #i dont know how to explain these just hear me out

[huariqueje]

Madeleine Smith of Glasgow The hot chocolate poisoner - Ian Ritchie

Scottish , b. 1947 -

Acrylic, Xerox and image transfers on board , 84 x 59 cm.

#Ian Ritchie #scottish artist #female portrait #warm chocolate #hot chocolate #Madeleine Hamilton Smith #arsenic poisoning

[mike-milkyway]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BABYBOY BOYFRIEND/BABYGIRL WIFE/POOKIE WOOKIE WITH CREAM AND COLOR SPRINKLES ON TOP, BLACK LEG SANJI‼️‼️💥💥🗣️🗣️🎉🎉

#HAPPY BIRTHDAY HONEY BOO #I LOVE HIM SO SO SO MUCH AAAAAACK #one piece #black leg sanji #i miss seeing him happy so i made him be happy #the last time he got food poisoning from the crew's cooking #this time he just got a stomach flu #he's so proud of them #zoro noticed Sanji staring at a wine bottle so he bought it #he didn't help with the doomed cake so he just put it in thete #the cake isn't a chocolate cake #it's burnt #the strawhats #strawhat pirates #I HOPE YOU ALL HAD A LOVELY SANJI WEEK #zosan #sanji week #sanji week 2024

[dailybloopy]

#still the 14th in cali so it still counts for valentines day// #i hope everyone is doing well...!! #treat yourself to some discount chocolate tomorrow c: #blue poison #glaucus #bloopy #gloop

[luliaka]

Can you really call it a batfam fic if no one makes hot chocolate?

#so much hot chocolate #all the time #I mean I like hot chocolate #but it’s a lot #you could make it a drinking game #a shot every time a family member makes or drinks hot chocolate #but I’d worry about alcohol poisoning #batfamily #batbros #dick grayson #bruce wayne #batfam fic #canon vs fanon #jason todd #damian wayne #tim drake #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #alfred pennyworth

[pourablecat]

Minor Angua design update!

What is she gawking at?

#discworld #discworld fanart #gnu terry pratchett #angua von uberwald #So many Angua feels lately #Do you think chocolate can poison her on a full moon?

[tillman]

#made this one for violet hi. #diet dr pepper #millia #eddie #ya whtaever im putting it in the art tag #eddie ate it because chocolate is poison!!!!!!!!! To cats. #and girls who realy like cats i suppose...!

[acebutnothtehardwareplace]

I read this post about Dwarves some time ago about how "their food is bland because people don't want to risk poisoning because Dwarves have a natural tolerance to poison" what if the same thing is true to humans, just imagine, Quthar'tin is getting along great with his human shipmates, he doesn't know their foods just yet, some seem odd but taste great, until his scanners detect humans bringing out "dessert" a highly poisonous item, he declines, figuring the humans were attempting to be sneaky and poison him, and then to his great horror, one of the humans actually starts eating it, his scanner pings "chocolate cake, a human delicacy"

#humans are weird #chocolate poison

[mofffun]

🔴🔵🟡⚪'s birthday cake (they tried) + Erica's drawing

#can't stop laughing at that cake #it looks like it went through radiation and the purple is not helping to make it look less poisonous #the chocolate plates are sweet though #king chan #kingohger cast #mon mon

[im-a-chunky-potato]

I feel like at least half the problems in bsd could be solved by giving the characters hot chocolate.

#HOT CHOCOLATE SAVES ALL! #Joking of course but I do want to give all the characters hot chocolate #Just because it's warm and sweet and hopefully not poisonous? (Looking at Nikolai here) #Sigma gets first pick of course though #bsd #bungou stray dogs

[wis-art]

doodle v2

#george #he's pink #and a dog #chocolate gets him intoxicated (cause he's a dog human and he can only partially break down the poison) #dog #art #my art #sketch #digital art #he's got a bad posture

[dailydegurechaff]

Today's Daily Degurechaff is… more furry-posting

#in every universe it seems like im obliged to cast erich in the role of 'long-suffering parent' #furry tanya would not be able to survive. caffeine is very poisonous to dogs #chocolate as well #poor Tanya. deprived of everything she loves… #dailydegurechaff #youjo senki #the saga of tanya the evil #tanya von degurechaff #erich von lergen #erich von rerugen #lergen

[thesaltyace]

Absolutely FASCINATED by the production decisions made here.

#No vials of poison in the future #Only spray bottles ���� #Poison the chocolate milk with windex I guess #First time watching Star Trek TOS

[fullmoonfireball]

looking at that new playset and like . very cute Clawdeen doll! but i couldn't help but notice

CLAWDEEN NO!!!

#Rambles Into The Void #Monster High #i dont think werewolves would actually be poisoned by grapes or chocolate or what-have-you but i think it's funny to joke about #<-(has a werewolf fursona) #i could definitely see it making MH!werewolves' stomachs upset like a mild food allergy would tho