#pronouns: little BITCH

[grimacesympathizer]

heres ur annual “this is what i look like now” post 🫡

#fall 2022 #me #what a strange strange person #also do any of u guys what jschlatt bc im 😩😮‍💨😩😮‍💨 #im also like rlly high rn so 🫡🫡 ignore this post #i only talk in tags like a MAN #get up cocksuckers its memorial day weekend #pronouns: little BITCH #selfie

[letsmcfreackingloseit]

And for the holidays I give you memes! Memes everywhere!

I hope that all of you are having a wonderful time, but if not, I at least hope these silly doodles brought you a little joy!

I'm going to keep this short and sweet today, so to round this of: These doodles are based off of the fanfic Apex Polarity, which is written by the lovely @naffeclipse and Eclipse' design is based off of @themeeplord 's fantastic design!

And as a bonus, you will find an alteration and a bunch of Yeti slogans/puns under the cut:

and if you're wondering why I made so many gd yeti puns, it was for michael's mug. You gotta have some fitting and funny slogan for all mugs. Btw If any of you know some good yeti slogans and/or puns, please call me, I've been struggling.

Michael; local cryptid believer, but not cryptid enjoyer

Vanessa; POLAR BEARS

Eclipse; I'm having the best time of my life! :D

Y/n; I'm having A TIME :')

#apex polarity #polar!y/n #polar!vanessa #polar!michael #polar!eclipse #orca!eclipse #dca #dca au #OK! Here comes the obligatory extra thoughts section- from top to bottom order- GO!!! #BEHOLD!: is the will smith meme- but it's also kind of a reference to the “BEHOLD- a man!” joke but- you know- in reverse :P #also if you wondering why Y/n is kind of T-posing- it's the 'I have too many layers of clothes so I'm sort of T-posing' pose #I love drawing them like that XD #and also I'm giving them a little sass- you know- as a treat 💅❇️ #NDA: I love michael. He's been through shit and is trying so hard to keep everyone safe- #and for that I want to give him a break and a hug :') #POLAR BEARS: I know and you know and SHE knows *nods knowingly* polar bears XD #Me and the bad bitch: this fits so well with polar!y/n but it would be an even better fit for hare!y/n XD #my pronouns: Sorry Y/n- eclipse will like you no matter the gender- so you're stuck! Good luck! XD #Yeti puns: OK so Michael knows sirens exists right? #So I was thinking that he's probably a cryptid believer- but not so much a cryptid enjoyer #So I was trying to make a mug slogan that was kind of both #but that was HARD- so in the end I picked just a pure and very simple yeti pun for his mug #the 'Yeti? Not on my watch!' ties back to michael believeing in cryptids- but not liking them #so yes- my headcanon is he will send cryptids to Uno hell if possible #at 'yeti spagetti!' I was grasping at straws- NOTHING RHYMES WITH YETI EXCEPT SPAGETTI!! Also yes- #spagetti is misspelled and I'm going to keep misspelling it because why tf is there an H in the word spagetti? NAY I SAY!! *GASP* ok done! #again I hope all of you are doing well in these times #and I'm sorry for being so late in saying this naff (got caught up in the holiday prep)- but I hope you're feeling better now! Ik how #stressful it can be around the holidays- but I hope this cheered you up and that you'll get to relax after chirstmas! #NOW I NEED TO STOP BECAUSE I'VE REACHED THE TAG LIMIT- happy holidays everyone and hope you have a good one!

[sciderman]

Tips from a trans masc that passes pretty damn well even though I haven’t started transitioning and can’t bind.

1. Walk like you carry your manhood between your legs! If you pretend like you got a “package” while you walk (if you don’t have a packer which I don’t) it’ll make your stride look way more masc. it’s the shuttle things people.(don’t overdo it though)

2. Looking for Jeans? Levi’s 505 pant cut. I personally think this cut is great for people who don’t want their wide hips to be so obvious. Thigh room and baggy legs. I should be a 32x33 but I always go for 34x34 for the best baggy effect. Got like three pairs of these.

3. Tired of wearing huge shirts? Sometimes smaller is better. When buying a shirt make sure it’s cropped above your hips so it doesn’t hug your figure, the shirt must fall straight from the pit (make sure it’s lose around the torso to hide the waist), keep sleeves of shirt short and tight (makes arms look bigger and muscular)

4. I know putting weight on one leg is much more comfortable but sacrifices need to be made. Keep weight equal on both feet, and keep them apart by about a foot in distance (Evens out the curve of your hips and makes it a little less noticeable). To be more comfortable I like to sway back and forth if I get tired of standing like that for too long.

5. DARK CLOTHES CREATE LESS SHADOWS, BETTER AT HIDING THE CURVES!

6. I know you want to slouch. Don’t do it. It’s not worth the terrible posture. We men got to stand up straight and maximize our height.

I could keep going but I’ll cut it short at the MOST achievable stuff.

you’re forgetting one vital step and that’s to listen to this song every morning at breakfast

you can skip all the other steps if you can’t remember them it’s fine (I’ll forgive you, king)

#this all seems like far too much for someone brainless and silly like me to remember #and I like frolicking and skipping in my cute little fruity pink sneakers far too much #and I like strutting in my sexy big pink boots too much also. #but posting this for all the trans boys out there who care about passing. #me I listen to britney’s ‘work bitch’ every morning at breakfast #because my desired gender happens to be ‘bitch (he/him)’ #my pronouns are he/bitch/him #yeah. #sci speaks #blowing kisses to the trans king in my inbox. keep that metaphysical dick swinging king

[leonardalphachurch]

gary/gamma’s name actually makes me insane because like. like omega/o’malley very CLEARLY goes by o’malley by the time of blood gulch, he actively identifies himself as such and everyone around him, including people that he ostensibly cares about, call him o’malley.

BUT GARY. he only refers to himself as gary when he’s lying to church about who he is. wyoming never refers to him by name. neither does o’malley. delta calls him gamma in oom but that’s like. would delta know that he’s going by gary now? have they spoken? would gary even tell him? IS GAMMA JUST. A LIAR?? WHAT IS YOUR NAME LITTLE MAN. WHAT IS THE TRUTH.

#delta also calls gamma an ‘it’ so it’s that like. #is that delta knowing what gamma goes by or is this. delta disrespecting gary’s preferred name and pronouns. #delta transphobia moments??? #sigma calls him gamma but that’s during pfl and sigma’s a little bitch so that proves nothing

[cupophrogs]

New Silly Alert!

Introducing the one and only... Sammy Starlet!!

#I uh #well- they use any pronouns (including neos) #and they travel a lot #but that's all I got lmao #Sorry for the lack fo actual content lmao #life is a bitch rn #but I made him in photoshop for one of my classes!!1! #silly guy #little creature #so silly #she's Sally's little cousin #bleh #i wamt soup #character design #art #phrart #welcome home oc #welcome home #sammy starling #also yes I did make this with a mouse so it's a bit wonky

[stargazer0001]

"Wow!! Star finally posted art!!! I bet its gonna be rainworld :3"

WRONG old oc art.

Its ghost cat AKA Buddy. The human you see there is J.J. No lore reveal bc I forgot the lore I had but it had somethin to do with a cult sacrifices murder and demons. So. Theres that.

#oufh Buddy my beloved my wonderful son #you can make him into any shape u want they can literally be a liquid #also its voice is 100 percent sounds something like the fucking eeaaooo song because. Hes just. Quirky like that #also when surprised Buddy does kinda go all funky. But he can also do it at will if he just wants to be silly #I also imagine if music is loud enough he also goes all quirky. Like you know when you listen to music #and theres that weird little wiggly line in the middle? Yeah it does that #also his pronouns are he/they/it in no particular order #also bitch is LOUD they will ramble about anything and everything all of the time #poor J.J. Having to deal with this funny little fellow wherever they go..... btw J.J is NB and their pronouns are they/them <3 #oc: [Buddy] #oc: [ghost cat] #oc: [J.J] #cw eyestrain #cw bright colors

[corfisers]

the thing about the dudebro discussion, the aita post, the willingness to just take at face value any accusations directed at a person you don't know, is that it's all so painfully transparent, it's so obvious that those conversations are happening at this scale specifically because it's about trans women. maybe it's just me, but you generally shouldn't be using certain terms for people unless you know that they are comfortable with them, and if you fucked up then apologize and move on (if we pretend for a second that the majority of dudebros weren't feign ignorance or just actively malicious to begin with). you should be aware that some things don't affect you the same way they affect other people, and you definitely shouldn't be giving those people potentially dangerous advice on topics that you personally aren't familiar with, this is the baseline, at least don't fucking put other people who were misled into trusting you in danger. and if an anon barges into your inbox with some wild accusations then you should stop and think "hey, why are you coming to me anonymously with no evidence to back any of this up, and in such a way that i have to reply to you publicly so more people get to see this" regardless of who it's directed at. like, those are all pretty simple things, or they should be at least, but because the targets are trans women and transmisogyny is so fucking rampant everyone has to bend over backwards to come up with excuses as to why treating trans women this way is perfectly normal and justified.

#transmisogyny #i'm not going too much into the aita thing because i've seen trans women express different opinions and i don't feel like it's my place #to talk over any of them. ik how i feel but i'm focusing on the part that i feel more confident about. which is don't give people advice #when you have no idea what you're talking about. like. those people trust you and turn to you for help and the least you could do is to say #“hey i'm sorry but i'm not the right person to ask” #i've been in a situation where a friend assumed i was tma and i didn't realize (i never said i was but we met in a game so like #minimum info outside of pronouns which were they/them at the time + some assumptions based on little things she knew about me like height) #and when she asked me about something that is not my lived experience i cleared things up. so the idea of just rolling with it instead #is so baffling to me. it's so irresponsible and disrespectful. it's hard enough already for transfems to trust people and you pull this? #the dudebro thing too. i hate being called a bitch (has nothing to do with gender) and ik that if i said so people would be like “yea ok” #could throw some completely genderless term in here as an example as well. people are usually fairly reasonable. but nooo not with dude #can't have the right to casually misgender a trans woman taken away from you. gotta make it look like that's not what you're doing either #infuriating and exhausting #benvey tag

[milkolya]

my favourite difference between 1999 and 2011 hxh is how much bitchier kurapika is to melody in the 2011 version he rly just fucking stands there in silence when she tells him he just misgendered her gkskgkkajg meanwhile in 1999 theyre bffsies

in 2011 she also follows up with "you know, i can vouch for you too" and i know its meant to be in terms of getting hired as bodyguards, but it rly sounds like she means gender-wise and its soooooo comical

#ik u just misgendered me u little bitch but ill respect your pronouns #you androgynous little weitdo #hxh #gmdkjgkdj

[candiid-caniine]

motherfuckers really be in my asks. in my replies. in my DMs. can't be fucked to put an age in your bio, but insist you're an ENFP, looking ass

#also fuck the hell off “ickydaddy4babygirl9998” from Georgia/Utah/Idaho #srsly get the hell out “ursadistdaddyUK” who's looking for your little princess #as well as “gentlemandom1982” who is Unbetitelt and capitalizes His own pronouns #seriously MBTI score??? really #bitch give me your RAADS-R score it's hotter #im bratting rn #shame tag #only barks

[criticalrolo]

im about to make a ranger bard who is so fucking tortured by the past and also gets a flat 22-24 ish minimum roll on all deception and persuasion checks by level 6

#about to get some disgusting charisma check numbers out here I miss being the most persuasive bitch in the room #havent decided on pronouns for them but i might say fuck it. All. again #if i use all pronouns i think my little guys should get to use them all too #going to make them a human to get them the martial adept feat and give them the maneuver that lets them give an ally an Extra Attack #and then need to decide. if im going more bard or more ranger #or do what liza and i talked about and triple into paladin and just get flat 36 minimum persuasion checks by level 9. if i wanted #this is going to be. such a build #ranger bard

[thueenz]

bg3 posting. everyone look at my tav

#she/he pronouns her name is aaren and she is an oc thats existed long before bg3 came out but #i like him. i love staring at the game rendition kicks my legs and twirls my hair #my mean little warlock... #ughhhf i love how the game gives her his resting bitch face #its so important to me #i have not finished the game yet tho</3 #pers #bg3

[wipples]

What is it like to lack a sense of agency?

What is it like to have it?

#oc #it's her full outfit no flippin way #sometimes her name is miranda #sometimes her name is Bunny #depends on the fandom LMAO #her bit is always the same though: kinda stupid college student with a knack for urban exploring and nature stuff #she's stupid in the way that junji ito protagonists are: just kinda lets shit happen and doesn't stop it #lets herself fall into the abyss basically because depression is a bitch and she's a little obsessed with escapism #she also hates cops and is a big ol druggie but thats not important for the majority of situations i stick her in #her brain is also weird but thats just bc shes basically me but worse and also better #worse and better how? idk you tell me #she's also nb and goes by any pronouns but defaults to she/her #she's still a boy tho lol #she'd allow you to call her a girl but she mostly likes being called a guy #this bitch wears binders unless going out urban exploring or hiking etc because shit gets sweaty and you should never exercise with them #shes also vaguely southern because im from the south yehaw #mmm grits and pimento cheese yummery #I'LL MAKE A REAL CHARACTER INFO THING ONE DAY maybe

[dgaftilwedie]

i totally respect adding trigger warnings to ur fics when necessary but i will never forget when i saw a fic that said "TRIGGER WARNING: THEY/THEM PRONOUNS"

#kira momentz :3 #like WHAT. #WDYM TW THEY/THEM #OOGA BOOGA BITCH R U SCARED OF MY PRONOUNS #straight up could've added a little note that said “reader uses they/them pronouns” #but TRIGGER WARNING?????? #that's actually diabolical

[non-un-topo]

The thing is, like--- I probably am still at least a little trans. Once you try it on and it feels right for a while and things start to make sense, it doesn’t fully go away. But also, am I gonna do anything about it? Nah. Not anymore.

I want to look and sound different sometimes, of course, but I don’t want to actually change anything major. It’s like a fantasy I can slip into, in my head. I see a guy with a certain type of look walking past me and I think for a moment that in another universe, I’m him. And I’m okay with that, because I know he’s happy. And I think I’m happy here, in this body. I think I’m comfortable. I think so.

#not to be philosophical but literally i just Am. #like how about i just do the thing i've always done as a kid but a little more? be as masc as possible without actually changing anything #i won't break my mother's heart and destroy my entire future then #my bio says any pronouns because bitches can't be assed to decide because it all feels fitting (i'm bitches) #but some days it's more in one direction than the other. idk. i'm just complicating things

[homiro]

Here's tonight's picture of me. I tried to smile for this one after the pharmacy lady said I looked ill which is not wrong but yeah. Just a random gpoy or gpom because I don't really care anymore. This could be the last picture of me so. Sorry about the off vibes. I'm just not feeling well. I don't feel well, I don't look well, I'm not good looking and I don't look like anything even though I'm technically not non-binary gender wise. And that's eating me alive.

(he/him)

#homiro said some shit #gpoy #queer #lgbtqia+ #sapphic? #maybe #he him pronouns #mental health #i have been trying to go outside more and it sort of helps but i just feel so ugly and weird #like if Kafka's bug was just walking around and being tolerated lol #butch4butch #butch #ish #idk #butch4femme #though i guess because im a sensitive little bitch it would have to be a domme femme #what am i even sayingggggg #sorry #ahhhhhh #why am i tearing up I don't want to face tomorrow or anything at all #idk what to do i need money so badly and im too ugly for racy content so lol #no im not above that im actually below it #and i keep rambling #sleepless night it is #trans #intersex #hormonal