what i like to do to assure myself that i am unique, and not just one of many small, white, indistinguishable, perfectly cylindrical checker pieces in jesus and satan's backgammon game, is — i'll say a group of words that i think no one has ever said, in that order. -bo burnham
good omens + textposts, part 2/?
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..🤭....maybe........ ok hear me out what bout 1 of them drives to a busy place n tells u to touch urself maybe with the windows down huh huh what do u think
i definitely have never imagined it ! this is definitely not something i spent a lot of time thinking about !
ayo imagine if you were feeling a bit shy about it and they'd tease you sm like "c'mon, you know you want it..." "i can see how wet you already are, don't lie to me" "c'mon, put on a little show for me... spread your legs for them to see how dirty you are" UHUH
and if you're absolutely into it 100% from the very beginning (you and me lmao) they UGH they'd tease you, praise you, degrade you whatever you want....... "oh a little louder for me... yeah let them hear you, baby "yeah... that's it... knew you had it in you" "yeah? can fragging hear your cunt... so wet at the idea that somebody could see you? little whore wants everybody to know she's touching herself for me?"..... damn
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Yaaay ^_^ hiii
Ummm. Rinniki. I love them. Uh. Do you think that Rinne waiting to kiss until marriage is a genuine thing he's committed to or do you just think he was a massive coward because of how forward Niki asked and now he's gotta commit to the bit. Both are funny but I think the latter is funnier.
OK PERSONALLY.... i do think rinne would be committed to it. i think hiiro would probably be too, if its something thats ever crossed his mind. but at the same time, i also think rinne could be convinced if niki really kept insisting, because if it happened once it's easy enough for rinne to shrug off, but after that i can only imagine it really feels like niki's testing his patience.... tradition vs the love of his life FIGHT!!
but also the one u suggested is so funny too. its like playing a game of gay chicken but niki doesnt even know hes participating in it, he would fully believe it's part of rinne's hometown traditions and just occasionally suggest them kissing but it wouldnt cross his mind that its not true. meanwhile rinnes like (tightens fist) idk how much longer i can do this. its really funny when rinnes portrayed as a huge playboy by people when in my head its more enjoyable to see him as a blushing virgin who doesnt even know how to kiss properly and wants to be with niki forever. he simply doesnt know where to start 😭 whereas niki doesnt think that hard about anything, so wanting to kiss rinne is just Easy. it comes naturally
in either case i think niki would probably be the one to initiate, i.e getting all close to rinne, intimate atmosphere, etc.. but rinne would have to be in just the right mood/mindset to know nikis serious and that he really really wants this, too. there's this beautifully written fic that expresses my thoughts on this really well; the fact that deep down rinne's insecure, too, and he wants confirmation of niki's affections just as much as niki would want his, even if theyre not entirely on the same page (but they can learn to be, theyre very important to each other!)
so rinne being really insistent about wanting to get married first is because he wants to make sure niki really loves him, too, even though its obvious he does — he just expresses his love differently.
something that doesnt change tho is that both of them want kissy. i think spiritually theyre both married anyway
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sir u can't keep doing this to me. igniting my lobes
i'm always gonna laugh at kuya reverting to silly fox behaviour and it contrasts hilariously with the appearance he wants to give off. that poor mouse is just catatonic after kuya traps him in his pointy damp holding cell (mouth)
rei almost literally swooping in . floordive past kuya to grab the mouse and shove it into his own mouth 😂
blade is always walking into crowded areas with giant tropical bugs on him bc he wants to show everyone his cute friends. my first thought was him walking into the staff room with a massive walking stick across his face and everyone's just
o_o you uh, got something on your face.
blade: yeah!! she wants to eat lunch with me!!!
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