#tim rambles

[temeyes]

met my godson for the first time yesterday, and he shares a name with a certain character,,,,

#no literally.. imagine my shock when my cousin said he named his kid vladimir SGHAHSAHSAH #dont worry guys im gonna avengers endgame MWIII #might take me a few years tho #LMAO BUT FR THO!! MY GODSON'S SO CUTE.. HE'S SO ROUND #I WANTED TO SQUISH HIMMMM #anyway good morning!! gonna play stardew valley teehee #my art #2024 #tim rambles #call of duty #cod #makarov cod #vladimir makarov

[oozedninjas]

It really breaks my balls when people tag their visual p*rn with fandom tags. Are you sick? What the literal fuck is wrong with you? This site works through tags! I don't wanna see a post of your butt in the TMNT 2003 /12 tags, Kim. Jesus.

#not even fandom related #Tim rambles #I know sex workers need to- you know #make themselves known #but damn #if someone knows how can I filter that pls let me know #cause in the research I've made there's no way unless they tag something I can block #but their tagging my fandom related keywords #I obviously can't block that #ughhh #brakes my nerves

[bardicwanderlust]

Help!! I want to start watching Hermitcraft

how do i go about starting it? Do i go from the beginning? Is there lore of sorts? I really want to get into it but im not sure how to start watching jt because theres quite a bit, i mean to get into limited life (is that whay its called?) as well, but my adhd/autism makes it rlly hard to start a series, any tips? (Preferably from grians/scars pov??)

#hermitcraft #grian #gtws #goodtimeswithscar #mumbo jumbo #what else do i tag??? #tim rambles

[she-is-tim]

Karasu player icon doodle 🫶

#tim rambles #tim doodles #Karasu tabito #Bllk doodles

[linktoo]

This whole page.... implies that the fanny pack marcille wears is the one she bought from chilchuck who haggled it for her 😭😭😭

THEYRE MATCHING 😭😭😭😭

#chilchuck tims #marcille donato #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #Linktoo rambles #i love them so bad... what the fawk...

[grimm-writings]

do we like this chil i drew today

#✮ grimm rambles #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi #chilchuck #chilchuck tims

[fox-guardian]

I've seen a few "Tim and Alice would be besties" posts and I love it so much cuz like. Tim's sense of humor canonically is mostly pop culture references to movies and stuff, there's no real indication that he's particularly online. Meanwhile Alice speaks like she's been Very active on tumblr for longer than she's been at OIAR CONSTANTLY, she just says the strangest shit all the time. So I just keep imagining a conversation between Tim and Alice constantly having to stop because Tim keeps cracking up unable to breathe over the Shit Alice Keeps Saying and he's never heard any of that kind of shit before, especially not with such a casual, nonchalant delivery. And Alice is laughing because its hilarious how offline Tim is. Hearing the phrase "none pizza with left beef" would incapacitate him.

#ramblings with major #the magnus archives #the magnus protocol #tma #tmagp #tim stoker #alice dyer #cursing #i likies them a lot <3

[maskofredacted]

Batman AU where the batfam is an extension of Gotham’s will so they can’t leave the city without taking a piece of it with them

Bruce, ever practical, has a batarang made from a steel piece off the bat signal (not that he’d be able to throw it but it’s a backup nonetheless)

Dick, Jay, and Tim have made it Robin tradition to carry pebbles in their pockets (the justice league has come to associate the soft jingling of rocks with the arrival of the Dark Knight)

Steph finds pretty rocks and quartz to crack open and share with Cassandra- and they cycle through their newest finds (cass does keep a shiny piece of obsidian in her utility belt, it was the first one Steph gave her)

Duke keeps a corner from a road sign in his pouch, the reflective yellow paint matches his theme- (what better representation of the city than perpetual construction)

Damian reverently carries a piece of deep green sea glass from the harbor. The color reminds him of his mother, and he finds the beauty fitting. (The irony that the only way for him to leave his new home is an echo of the reason he’s there in the first place is not lost on him.)

EDIT: LOOK AT THE REBLOGGED VERSION WITH MORE CONTENT ITS WORTH IT I SWEAR

#don’t mind me I’m just rambling #feel ​free to add on too! #I kind of wanna write a fic for this tho #gothambound au #batfam #batfamily #Batman #Bruce Wayne #dick Grayson #Jason Todd #Tim drake #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #Duke Thomas #damian wayne #writing #meow

[phoenixkaptain]

I really want to explore Tim “rich kid” Drake spending time with his friends and them just slowly realizing that Robin is even weirder than they thought.

Like, Arrowette complains about some press event or something that her mom wants her to go to and Robin just starts listing off advice and unspoken rules and tells her to absolutely avoid the shrimp cocktails unless she wants an early out, in which case the correct amount to eat is one and a half shrimp with only a bit of cocktail sauce, which will be enough to change her complexion and convince people she doesn’t feel well and allow her to escape to the restroom, then she just needs to slip out one of the windows-

Or Wonder Girl commenting on, like, a science fair project or something and he just goes “Science fairs are the worst. Everyone wants to buy your services to make them something, not understanding that you’re richer than they are and that an insult to you could lead to you buying their parents’ companies if they don’t shut up. They’re lucky I have an even temper…” WG: “…wat.”

Superboy is like “man, Superman’s trying to convince me to clean my room. What should I do?” and Tim just stares blankly at him because nobody has ever told him to clean his room before and he’s never cleaned his room before and he had no idea Clark was so cruel and-

Impulse: “Hey, Rob, pass me a can opener.”

Robin, staring into the drawer, fifteen can openers right in front of his eyes: “We don’t have one.”

I just want Tim to inexplicably not know some things because he’s never had to know them. I want him to explicably know things because he had to know them. I want the things he does know and the things he doesn’t to be totally backwards to everyone, who are all wondering why Robin knows how to hotwire a car but does not know how to work a vacuum cleaner.

#tim drake #young justice #robin #batman #arrowette #cissie king jones #wonder girl #cassie sandsmark #superboy #impulse #bart allen #the inane ramblings of a madman #i just really want them to be baffled by his knowledge #robin knows how to do a third century waltz #robin does not know what 2-in-1 shampoo conditioner is #i’m talking early timmers #baby tim who just came out of his boarding school #bourgeoisie tim if you will #in marxist context #i think it’d be funny

[bluerosefox]

Playing Dead AU Guyyyyyyssss

I just had a random shenanigans idea...

Now hear me out.

You know those murder mystery parties right? The ones where people get together, an actor plays dead, and the groups have to figure out who did it.

Well what if.

Danny takes a summer job as the body/actor of the victim for those parties and actually is commented on being the best 'very lifelike dead body' actor and hey at least his 'medical condition' (halfa) is finally being useful for something (besides you know, fighting ghosts) he can even go hours without moving (or breathing) once he's dead so he doesn't ruin the immersion for party goers.

Anyways, what if he gets a job for a rich people's party, you know something novelty for the wealthy to have fun with, maybe it's the Wayne's hosting a party or maybe someone else and they invite the Wayne's. And the company he works for sends him to Gotham. He gets there, helps set up the clues and the other actors, etc etc.

Then the guests start showing up, Danny acts like the star of the show he is and then the lights cut out, he screams (very realistically), and 'dies' before the lights come back on. As some players come up to inspect his body however he doesn't notice how some take his pulse and actually fully think he's dead.

Point being, Danny is the 'dead' body for the murder mystery, goes to Gotham for a gig, 'dies' and the batfam think they have a legit murder happening.

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dp x dc #blue rambles #crossover #writing ideas #random idea #danny phantom dc #dp x dc crossover #shenanigans #just all the shenanigans #Danny takes his 'deaths' as naptime and doesn't notice he stops breathing #and hes naturally cold #the batfam thought this was going to be a normal fun semi-normal night at a party #but... uhh what do you mean you cant find his pulse Tim?? #hes not breathing? #what do you mean you can sense death around him Jason!

[qcomicsy]

I don't think we give the Robins enough credit for fighting the joker at 10-13 years old. Because from a human point of view the guy is terrifying.

#jason todd #dick grayson #q rambles #bruce wayne #batman #tim drake #robin #jason robin #dick grayson robin #tim drake robin #stephanie brown #stephanie brown robin

[temeyes]

hi guys!! sooo, unfortunately idk if it's cuz tumblr's being wonky or what but some of the asks you sent just went missing??? but my inbox counter's pretty much the same still so they're not deleted. i only noticed cuz i was supposed to answer a different set of asks today but this happened, lmao.

so please don't be sad if i don't get to reply to you anytime soon (or at all). again, really sorry for the inconvenience!!

#inbox update #tim rambles #my art #2023 #call of duty #cod #soap cod #ghost cod #simon ghost riley #johnny soap mactavish #soap mactavish #simon riley

[oozedninjas]

I might start posting more fluff. Idk I think this account needs a bit of a brighter side?

#tmnt #Tim rambles

[bardicwanderlust]

GERRYOLIVER HC,,, when they cuddle they do the weighted blanket thing,, idk how explain but like gerry used oliver as a weighted blanket thats yeah thays the post thanks bye

#tma #tim rambles #gerryoliver #obituaries tma #gerry keay #oliver banks

[she-is-tim]

Twitter not working because of greedy rich people wanting us to spend money to use social media is pissing me off so much

I was making so many friends there and now here I am… they better fix this cause I don’t wanna lose my Blue Lock moots I made there

#Tim rambles #fuck Twitter and el0n

[aingeal98]

Top 5 Bruce Wayne canon girldad moments

In no particular order:

Letting Cass go on dangerous solo missions just because she gives him puppy dog eyes

That time he gave her a flying lesson on a mission with Dick and Tim and she almost crashed them all into the ocean and he was like "You're doing amazing sweetie" while Dick and Tim tried not to throw up in the background.

His attitude any time a boy or Stephanie Brown gets within 10 meters of Cass. Toxic girldads are still girldads!

That time Cass was grounded because they weren't sure if she was still brainwashed or not but she kept doing work anyways and when she and Dick got into a fight over it Bruce was like "Nah she's right. Go do what you have to do." while Dick stood there glaring with a kicked jaw.

The time Tim thought he killed a fake Batgirl but then was like wait a second Cass wouldn't go down so easily and Bruce's response was:

#dc #cassandra cain #batfam #bruce wayne #tim drake #dc rambles #Batfamily #Batman