#puts him in a jar

[4doorssys]

Vibrating out of my skin every time I see Matt Murdock put his unreasonably big hands on his slutty little waist like a bratty bottom who doesn't get his way.

This is completely unfair he knows exactly what he's doing

#puts him in a jar #im shaking #crying sobbing screaming #more like (s)creaming #matt murdock #matthew murdock #mcu daredevil #daredevil #how could he do this to me #chewing on him #throwing myself against the bars of my cage #wade posting

[sometimesieatexpiredcatfoof]

toriposting

#toriposting #HIS CHIBI FORM IS TOO CUTE TO BE REAL #PUTS HIM IN A JAR #HIS BABY FACE BRO

[hanslandasstrudel]

#inglourious basterds #hans landa #stupid fuckery #puts him in a jar

[eileenthecrow]

I understand the arven hype. I get it now. Hes everything to me

#puts him in a jar #shakes him around

[lyrebright]

I feel like I need to be clear with the fact that as of right now I have actually started S3 of TMA. I've a full work week of very long days, and managed to get through S2 over two of them. I'm still intending to make my liveblog/recap posts with my genuine reactions and thoughts being noted down, and some of these have been sitting in my drafts but I DO have some more context to things now, looking back retrospectively.

All that out of the way,

MAG 40 :D

Was honestly vibrating while listening to this episode because oh my god. I was still very shaken and sad about Sasha and SO fucked up about how no one was even going to realise.

The opening of this episode was pure comedy though.

Elias: Jon can you please get some sleep you just got eaten by worms (and the worm corpses are still everywhere in your spooky basement)

Jon: the bandages are a fashion statement and the worms are new decor. Shut up, Elias.

This is really where Jon's paranoia started to go full tilt downhill and like I can't really blame him but also my guy you clearly need a holiday.

Speaking of people who needs holidays: rip Tim (got chewed on with Jon (by worms))

Jon let him rest ):

A worm doorway...

I don't like this Not!Sasha and I do NOT like the like. High pitched whining she apparently brings everywhere with her like her own personal character theme. Jon are you not hearing this?

It sounds so...robotic, here. But there's a malice to it.

Are you alright, it asks Jon, and I swear there's a subtle glee in it as it watches him be upset, disturbed, by something that it said.

HUG MARTIN ):

God everyone here needs so much therapy.

Except Not!Sasha

It just needs to die :)

#lyre does tma #god. looking back at it from where i am now the s1 vibe was SO different #you know how i mentioned way back at the start of this liveblog that friends told me Jon would be my scrunkly. my blorbo. my meow meow. #and i was like...oh he's an asshole. i dont see it #well i see it now #puts him in a jar

[suiheisen]

i'm picking him up like he's loot dropped on the dungeon floor for being too annoying and putting him in my pocket

#studying him like a bug... putting him in a little jar and shaking him... #he's just so happy to be lovingly shrinkwrapped and spun by a monster and then to see an old friend <3 #laois touden #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #spoilers #dungeon meshi spoilers #anime #manga #autoplay warning

[mebssann]

bby girlifies your 50+ year old sad man

#puts him in a jar and shakes it violently #wanna see this guy in more situations #adventure time #fionna and cake #simon petrikov #fanart #digital art #my art

[supersleepyboys]

so glad i’m developing a minor obsession with the one time villain of a controversial movie seven years after it released

anyways batman v superman lex luthor

#ash post #he is MINE #puts him in a jar

[ohh-lover]

Had a photoshooting for our cats 9th birthday! Everyone say happy birthday teddy

#Teddy #personal #Don't worry we only lit the candle for the first picture #Not around him #We got him the fancy cat food that comes in a jar from the organic store #And put that in a muffin mold for the shape #And then added fresh catnip and steamed carrots that I cut into flower shapes #BTW yes he has a little wooden table

[hekissesme]

Nothing could've prepared me for the man Jeremy is, okay? NOTHING, with his fucking yoyo and his cardboard dog and beginner to ceramics class. Okay. No warning would've worked

#i aged 30 years i think #i need to put him in a jar and shake it #i am going to blend him beyond recognition #i am shaking him like maracas #the sunshine court spoilers #tsc #the sunshine court #aftg

[faerie-fang]

the winter king is sooo tumblr sexyman yes but can we talk about the candy queen being the best representation of your average tumblr user with Blorbo Disease — her fucking song???? “AND SO IM GONNA PUT YOU INTO A BLENDER WITH MEE, SET THE OVEN TO THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY DEGREEES��� nooo one understands love/obsession except for her and all of us

#fictional characters who would say stuff like #i need to put him in the microwave i need to put him in a jar and shake him #i am rotating him in my mind #she obsessed with that old man she’s sooo us coded #winter king #the winter king #candy queen #simon petrikov #fionna and cake #kelp #adventure time

[p4nishers]

sam vimes is actually the character ever. when we meet him he's absolutely fucking WASTED in a gutter bc he's grieving a subordinate and a friend. he gets his shit together bc he's an adrenaline junkie. he told the patriarch of ankh morpork to shut up TWICE in like, five minutes (and vetinari let him). he annoyes rich people constantly and consistently. he has arrested two armies (INCLUDING his own city's). he survived being chased by werewolves. he's "vetinari's terrier". he recognizes ankh morpork streets by the feel of different COBBLES under his too thin boots. he's sober but keeps a half empty bottle in his drawer to keep himself in check. assassins have tried and FAILED to assassinate him countless times. he can make armor look rumpled. he HATES kings and gods and journalists and kings and stupid rich ppl. when he's angry he punches the wall outside of vetinari's office and vetinari LETS HIM. he's malewife. he's so so great.

#discworld #i need to put him in a jar and shake him around #samuel vimes #havelock vetinari #gnu terry pratchett

[raggedy-spaceman]

S02E03 I Know Where I'm Going

This scene destroyed me. Physically and emotionally. Oh Aziraphale, you poor sweet angel...

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #aziraphale #michael sheen #aziraphale hugging the jar #top 10 devastating moments #i want to comfort him #but also #angel who do you think put that tumor in the boy? #yeah it was your god #you are too kind for your kin #sob #gos2 spoilers #good omens season 2 #good omens 2 spoilers #go2 spoilers #gomens #mine

[cam-stopped-eating-candles]

I’m sorry guys but this is exactly how Nico looks in my head about 90% of the time

#percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackon and the olympians #nico di angelo #nico pjo #pjo nico #pjo #pjo fanart #Percy Jackson #he’s just like me fr in the sense that I too will matirialize out of nowhere behind my friends and it freaks them out #he came straight out of the 1940s saw a hot topic and thought it was the only store ever #i want to put him in a jar and throw it down the stairs

[elalalune]

*shakes him*

(Wonderland au)

#one piece #shuggy #buggy #shanks #red haired shanks #buggy the clown #shanks x buggy #buggy in wonderland au #my art #god I wish I had my own buggy trapped in a tiny bottle.... #I'd shake him so hard #not really story related. I just wanted to put buggy in a jar or a bottle and I thought the drink me bottle from wonderland would work well

[r-aindr0p]

Sorry for the spam I thought I was done with the Rollo shitposts for a few days until I read chapter 4 of the event but no chapter 3 had shitpost material, he’s so salty and just suddenly has a burst of empathy, bro you ok ?

#twisted wonderland #rollo flamm #twst yuu #twst shitpost #i want to squeeze that living pile of salt #shake the jar I put him in #brain empty rollo only #also loving every sentence coming out of idia’s mouth #he’s outside yet still needs to touch grass somehow