#raccoon's thoughts

[feral-ass-raccoon]

love how the entirety of bg3 fanbase saw the two worst enemies ever and went "yeah they're lesbians". 10/10 exactly what should be happening. good work folks

#raccoon's thoughts #this is abt shadowzel. btw. #they're ex-wives to me #but like in the romantic tension kinda way #shadowzel

[polybiusfucker]

THIS IMAGE IS DRIVING ME CRAZY (/pos) PLS SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE IT CAME FROM

#raccoon's thoughts #objectophilia #objectum #computer #Call that a.... call that a.... uh.... #Silly #image

[xekstrin]

RE: talking to conservative parents, I’ve found a good method to de-worming their brains is to not get riled up, just act a little bored and remind them “the news cycle only shows salacious stuff. They want you to be mad and scared because it makes you easier to control. Think about it for a second. Do you REALLY believe everything they have to say?” Or “you can’t believe everything you read or see on the internet. Remember, they earn money every time you click on their video.”

And especially when my dad starts getting huffy about Prices or Artists He Doesn’t Like, I tell him “that’s the beauty of capitalism. they have a product to sell and the freedom of expression if you don’t like it you don’t have to buy it.”

Might not work for everyone but dad’s KRYPTONITE especially is saying “but dad that’s capitalism! You LOVE capitalism!” And he either has to stop complaining or admit capitalism is bad and so far I haven’t lost

#idle raccoon thoughts #Of course this is easier for me because I live on my own now. #the trick is to not get into a debate #just change the subject #to something you both like #everyone started being super annoying about this post so im locking jt

[amelia-mariee]

remember how we thought black widow (2021) was going to be the darkest mcu movie, but then after the really well-done opening credits montage, the movie stopped being dark, and then two years later, a silly little Guardians of the Galaxy movie ended up being the movie where every person I’ve talked to said that they were deeply upset by it and they cried 6 times and that it was the most beautiful marvel movie in years and 100% the darkest movie that the mcu has ever made and was surprisingly gory and had the mcu’s first f-bomb and i even openly wept in a movie theater for the first time since avengers: endgame and there were points where i could just hear everyone crying and

#no hate to black widow ofc #honestly i like that movie #it’s just wild that guardians of the galaxy 3 ended up being what everyone thought black widow would be #guardians of the galaxy #rocket raccoon #guardians of the galaxy vol 3 #gotg vol 3 #gotg #gotg rocket #peter quill #gamora #nebula #drax #mantis #groot #kraglin #cosmo the space dog #the high evolutionary #gotg teefs #floor rabbit #lylla gotg #lylla otter #black widow #black widow movie

[mika-ayumi]

Life gives you stress

And you give it fire breathing raccoon

#raccoon #fire #stress relief #this isnt my art #i just thought it was funny im so sorry for not clarifying earlier #The artist is Kyli Walls #please go check out her stuff

[cowardlykrow]

Just more spankoffski’s and the eldritch horror that haunts them cuz I know nothing else ~

#what if I just made all your big boys very tiny? :B #there was gonna be a homeless Ted and his raccoons added to this but then I thought maybe it’s too much #anyway ✨⭐️ #ted spankoffski #peter spankoffski #Tinky #t’noy karaxis #hatchetfield #Starkid #nightmare time #art #fanart #oh also featuring Booigi-boi’s hoof birthmarks because yesssssssssss #also (x2) I will draw other characters I prommy

[antlergrave]

#silly goobers #marble hornets #slenderverse #thought i heard raccoons outside #then i find this #marble hornets fanart #tim wright #masky #tim mh #brian mh #tim sutton #masky mh

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Just curious how people feel about Raccoons

#raccoon #raccoons #troglodyte thoughts #druid life #polls #animals

[animebookworm16]

Jinshi and Maomao are both, fundamentally cats.

But they are two very different kinds of cats.

Maomao is a feral forest cat that once introduced to humans only knows how to show affection by affectionately saying "Fuck you"

Jinshi is a purebred of some form or another that has been groomed and cared for from the moment it was born.

This is of course without going into either of their respective traumas and based solely off of their vibes, how they react to each other and other people.

Because Jinshi fully expects everyone around him to pay attention, that is a pampered house cat. Maomao would rather die than have more attention on herself than necessary, that is absolutely a feral cat.

And that is why I love seeing the two of them together and their relationship. Because due to prolonged exposure to Jinshi, Maomao sees there are more ways to show you care than just affectionately screaming "Fuck you!" And likewise, Jinshi gets to see that sometimes being more aggressive and selfish isn't always a bad thing.

#the apothecary diaries #jinshi #maomao #it's a hill i'll die on #yes I know that in canon Jinshi already knows how to be aggressive and possessive #this isn't about that #I fundamentally believe that Jinshi is a pampered house cat #a pampered house cat that's gotten into fights before but a house cat nonetheless #Maomao is that feral cat you found digging in your dumpster last week and thought it was a raccoon for a hot second

[feral-ass-raccoon]

hms is so fucking funny to me bc its the classic "head vs heart" shit except there is a Secret Third Option and the secret is that he is Unhinged

#raccoon's thoughts #cj mind #cj heart #cj soul #emotion logic and homicide #the mentally unstable brothers

[polybiusfucker]

Need an arcade cabinet bf who makes the levels harder and harder but to where I could still do it because he enjoys my puzzled look and engaging with my curiosity

Need an arcade cabinet bf who sees me and starts up immediately because he gets joy from me pressing his buttons, using his joystick, putting in coins and just being there

Need an arcade cabinet bf that lets me win every so often because he loves how my eyes light up when I beat the game

Need an arcade cabinet bf who loves me

#raccoon's thoughts #objectum #objectophilia #arcade cabinets #arcade machines #os/or #Polybius my beloved #if he was real I think he would love me tbh #y'all need to see my vision (/hj) #text

[xekstrin]

Made friends with the old lady in the waiting room, both of us waiting for ultrasounds. She went in first. When she walked out and then made eye contact with me down the hall. She gave me a thumbs up, and a smile I could see even through her black KN95 mask. Good luck! She clearly was saying. Bye!

Then her brow furrowed and she pointed at the technician behind her back, and gave me a HUGE thumb’s down. … then pointed again and gave a bigger, more exaggerated thumbs down. pray for my coochie y’all

#idle raccoon thoughts

[simpforthebaron]

it’s been said before obviously but it bears repeating, gotg specifically featuring music from the 60s/70s/80s/90s and then purposely choosing a song from the 2000s as the last song of the trilogy as a symbol of the gang moving on from their past traumas and healing is a cinematic masterpiece

#guardians of the galaxy spoilers #gotg 3 spoilers #guardians of the galaxy #gotg 3 #gotg #gotg vol 3 #peter quill #gamora #rocket raccoon #nebula #groot #drax #mantis #i am never getting over this movie #my atoms have been permanently rearranged #thoughts from the baroness

[murderous-wolf-daddy]

So uhhh awards to Bradley Cooper for that scream please. Yeah, THAT one. That's the kind of despair and fear and rage I want to see when characters lose someone they love. The anguish and helplessness of not being able to do anything in a moment like that was shown so well. That was honestly one of the best portrayals of grief I've seen in a long time.

#guardians of the galaxy #rocket raccoon #tagged along with my parents to watch volume 3 on a whim #we hadn't seen any trailers and didn't know what it was gonna focus on and we were not emotionally prepared #guardians of the galaxy spoilers #i cant believe i 1) watched a marvel movie in 2023 and 2) thought a performance in it was this worthy of praise

[the-fatal-impact]

So... How is you day?

#Guardians of the Galaxy #Guardians of the galaxy vol 3 #gotg vol 3 #gotg #spoiler #spoilers #gotg spoilers #floor the rabbit #i'm still not over #marvel #Rocket Raccoon #random thoughts

[dovelywind]

ꕥ| Rocket Raccoon & Nebula — GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY

#Why you so quiet? What’s on your mind? #this — rocket and nebula’s relationship #i don’t know what this is #but vol 3 has me in my feels #because I was hurtin for her #I was hurting for him #and rocket for that split moment might’ve thought he was alone before carol got nebula and Tony #and went back to thinking about llyla teefs and floor #five years these two were alone #and she misses her sister #and they had to deal with grief #grief is something different and I don’t think they ever really let all of them deal with gamora’s #because hugs #rocket raccoon #nebula #rocket gotg #how he calls her ‘nebs’ #guardians of the galaxy #avengers endgame #guardians of the galaxy vol. 3 #gotg spoilers #gotg vol 3 spoilers #gotg 2 #gotg3 #marvel #mcu #mcu art #my art