#rant noises

[arsonist-chicken]

....

#rant noises #cant say i'm not hungry now cant say i dont want to drink sparkling wine just because it was our birthday and my sisters back cant say i #dont want to take a picture with my sister #and then she goes and says shes sick of always having to beg for that and then no one smiling in the pictures #what the fuck does she expect when she always forces these things on us and then acts like i'm in the wrong because 'i always say no to #everything and pull a face' like ffs excuse me for having a face and being annoyed when me saying no is ignored #and the sparkling wine??? i know this country has an alcohol problem but maybe i dont have to clink glasses with wine i wont drink anyway #just because 'its your 25th birthday you have to clink glasses for that!!' no???? no #no??? you literally dont??? i dont give a single fuck about that???? #and sparkling wine tastes like sparkling water that has gone bad anyway ffs #i hate it here jfc #and 'you wont hsve any pictures when youre older!!!' i have plenty of pictures. with friends with people i care about taken when im not in #a bad mood from being bothered about pointless things and then bitched at for saying no #i swear to god if she posts that shit picture on her whatsapp status again im going to scream #2 more weeks until berlin and then 2 more until im back at uni and you better believe ill come back as little as somehow possible #maybe ill get a job where i have to work on christmas! #anyway #gonna go calm down or whatever and do my laundry and then text back people finally #its been a 'once in a century flooding and cats brought fleas a g a i n' kinda weekend #dont mind me im just using the tags to rant

[whatafuckinnerd]

I find it unfathomable and astounding that Tumblr isn't more obsessed with Sam Reich. You're telling me there exists out there a man who was born into the aristocracy of our country—with every privilege of modern society at his fingertips—who didn't complete high school (due to his mental health) and instead chose to devote his life to making strangers laugh and raising awareness on mental health. A full-bearded short king who is so committed to being the change he wants to see in the world that he decided to take the company he worked for into his own hands so that he could make sure all the people who worked under him could keep their livelihoods.

How many other CEOs are out here being as honest and transparent with their target audience/market as Sam Reich is? How many of them acknowledge when they fumble and continuously strive to be better than they were? How many of them actually seem like they respect their talent, both in the cast and crew? Sam Reich is the standard we should be holding other CEOs to.

But forget about all that (I could talk for a long time about the respect I have for Sam Reich)—ignore just how respectable he is as a businessman and a person. Ignore all the wholesome reasons for obsessing over Sam Dalton Reich.

The man is a stone-cold fox.

He's a little chaos gremlin and an absolute evil mastermind all rolled into one classy suit and well-groomed beard. Whenever Sam is on the set, you can guarantee he is going to make you crack a smile. And for someone with such natural authority, he's never afraid to be the butt of a joke and show himself being embarrassed. Go ahead, watch any clip of him trying to improvise in No Laugh Newsroom and just try to resist that blush.

You're sleeping on a goldmine of a man, here, damnit! And I will NOT let this go ignored any longer!

#sam reich #dropout tv #dropout #game changer #make some noise #incessant rambles #and yes i did have to stop myself from adding the phrase #''an extremely fuckable five-foot-two package'' #at one point in his dumb fucking rant

[ghosttotheparty]

love me softly p2

tags from @otteranha in response to this post that reminded no one can see what’s in my head and i need to Use My Words (also tagging @legitcookie <3)

It’s high school Steve. Preppy, douchey, scared high school Steve, who uses more hair product in a day than Eddie’s ever used in his life, with his collared, tucked in shirts and expensive watch. Steve who sneers and stares and stays quiet when Tommy H talks shit, when he trips people in the cafeteria for his own amusement.

Steve, who’s never worried about running out of hot water during showers, who eats bagel sandwiches in Click’s class every day and leaves crumbs on the floor. Steve, who asks all the questions in class that Eddie doesn’t bother asking, who seems to struggle just as much as Eddie, but nobody would know it, because Steve doesn’t look the type to fail classes.

Steve, who always looks a little tense when he thinks no one’s looking, a little too wide-eyed, a little too sad. Like he’s worried about someone seeing him, seeing through him. Like he’s not really Steve Harrington at all.

Eddie’s crush starts as curiosity. He wonders about him more than he admires him, why there are walls around him, why he almost glares at Tommy H when he isn’t looking.

Steve isn’t like the other ones. He isn’t loud and obnoxious, doesn’t call people names or throw fries at them just for fun. He picks up his trash in the cafeteria, smiles at the cleaning ladies.

He’s quiet when no one’s around. When he’s alone in class, he just works silently, doing something in his notebook that doesn’t really look like writing. And Eddie’s curiosity turns from just wanting to know who Steve Harrington is, to who Steve Harrington is and what he draws in his notebook when he’s not taking notes.

Then he notices how pretty his eyes are, and Eddie wants to slam his head in his locker until he collapses on the floor, because this was never supposed to happen. He has fucking butterflies. Christ.

He still doesn’t know who Steve Harrington is. He still doesn’t know why he tenses a little every time he mentions his dad. (Though Eddie can guess.) He still doesn’t know if Steve really even likes Tommy H. He still doesn’t know why Steve lingers one day when Tommy knocks some freshman’s books out of his hands, why he helps the kid sort his papers back out before he runs to catch up with Tommy. He still doesn’t know what he draws in his notebook.

And Eddie doesn’t want to know the king. He wants to know Steve.

Steve, who stares at Eddie across the classroom one day as Eddie is chewing on his pencil, who looks away sharply when Eddie’s eyes meet his.

Steve, whose cheeks flush pink.

part three

read the whole thing in ao3

#eddie realises he’s just been jealous of tommy this whole time #bc he and steve share food during lunch #bc tommy gets to see steve laugh up close while eddie has to listen from across the cafeteria #it’s hard to hear him over all the noise #sorry ab the severe lack of gareth in this just pretend he’s standing next to eddie the whole time talking but eddie isn’t listening #bc he’s Distracted #stranger things #eddie munson #steve harrington #steddie #this is seriously just me ranting #bc eddie would def be all angsty and pining in high school #steddie ficlet #1k #love me softly

[glassblossomsthunderstorm]

Brennan Lee Mulligan my beloved

#I love this man with all my heart #Brennan Lee Mulligan #Dropout #Make Some Noise #Noise Boys #CollegeHumor #Zac Oyama #Sam Reich #Josh Ruben #video #game changer #crypto #this episode was gold from start to finish I'm so so happy they made an unchanged spin off #definitely my favourite right now after dimension 20 and dirty laundry :) #capitalism #economy #anti capitalism #forever loling #what better way to start your day than by Brennan ranting against crypto bros #I love how he's slipping into his real voice the angrier and realer he gets xD #the hero we deserve #Living Life with Lyr

[adamsmasher]

Okay it's after 1am and I've had a lot of wine so obviously it's time for a late night wall-of-text post, but this time it's less likely to piss off your weird uncle or whatever because once again, I gotta talk about the best $4.99 a month I've ever spent.

Please, if you haven't yet, I'm begging you to look into all of the incredible content available on the Dropout.tv streaming service (formerly known as College Humor) . Not only did Whose Line Is It Anyway's Wayne Brady say that the Dropout crew are the only ones doing improv comedy on the same level as Whose Line, but they were also one of the only studios/streaming services allowed to work during the writers' strike because their contracts went above and beyond industry standards. (And, from my own observations, Dropout LOVES hiring queer, trans/nonbinary, and BIPOC performers + crew. Obviously I don't know much about the industry, but they seem like one of the most inclusive companies in Hollywood.)

"Alex, thanks for the recommendation! What shows do they have that you think I'll like?" Oh, you're asking me to gush about my favorite tv shows? Don't mind if I do!!!

Are you D&D curious, but took one look at actual play shows like Critical Role and thought "6 hours an episode? and there's like 750 episodes or whatever? oh baby not my adhd ass..." Don't worry, me too (sorry CR I love you I promise). But Dropout has a show called "Dimension 20" where comedians play Dungeons and Dragons with emotional, immersive storytelling, gut-busting laughs, and spectacular set design that makes you forget it's a fully improvised series controlled by the roll of the dice. They even did a miniseries perfect for D&D beginners called "Dungeons and Drag Queens" where absolute novices and Drag Race royalty Jujubee, Monet X Change, Alaska Thunderfuck, and Bob the Drag Queen embark on an adventure full of mystery, intrigue, and stupidity. I mean, Alaska plays a muscle-bound, axe-wielding, caveman-grunting Orc named Princess, what more could you want? Plus, the primary game master Brennan Lee Mulligan is so easy on the eyes. Oh, you're not into dorky ginger dudes? How about Aabria Iyengar, a 6 foot tall goddess who's equally as nerdy as Brennan but loves basketball. that's right, if nothing else, there's eye candy for every person in every season.

"Oh, why aren't there any good game shows on TV?" you wonder, wishing that the Game Show Network could come up with something that isn't a lame remake of a free-to-play phone game. Well how about Game Changer, "the only game show where the game changes every show (except for [...] Game of Games, Taskmaster, and a few others that have come to light AFTER [Game Changer first aired]. That's right, [the] players have no idea what game it is they're about to play. The only way to learn is by playing, the only way to win is by learning, and the only way to begin is by beginning." And yes, I did sit there and watch the beginning of an episode to make sure I was accurately quoting Game Changer host (and Dropout CEO) Sam Reich's description of his flaghship game show that has THREE separate spin-offs. (for context, he only mentions the other shows that copied his in the one episode I pulled up to get an accurate quote. could you imagine how uncomfortable it would be if he said that every episode? hah!)

Are you more of a traditional Whose Line fan? Look no further than Game Changer spin-off Make Some Noise, where contestants act out "improvisational prompts that [they have] never seen before, isn't that right contestants?" ("We won't know if we've seen them before or not until we see them!" Brennan insists every time he's on...)

You like musicals but wish they were less... ya know, scripted? Check out "Play It By Ear", a fully improvised musical! (you may be familiar with its primary cast members Jess McKenna and Zach Reino from the podcast that inspired it all, "Off Book: the Improvised Musical Podcast with Zach and Jess")

Or maybe you're more into trivia, cuz you're a total nerd like me (and every single performer that's ever appeared on dropout.tv). How about "Umm, Actually" where contestants are given an incorrect statement and have to buzz in to correct it - but you have to say "Umm, Actually" first!

Straight up, you can't go wrong on Dropout. Please, check it out. They're nearly doubling the amount of original shows they have in 2024, and no other streaming service is doing it like them. If I haven't convinced you yet, get the 7 day trial and give em a chance. There's no referral code I can give you that gives me some sort of kickback or whatever, I genuinely wrote what looks like a thousand word essay about Dropout at 1am just because I love them so much.

#dropout.tv #umm actually #dimension 20 #make some noise #game changer #brennan lee mulligan #aabria iyengar #for a late night wine-fueled rant on a broken keyboard i think this went well #actually i feel so guilty about my CR dig because i loved Exandria Calamity so much so please dont yell at me #also google said quiddie is exactly 6 feet i hope i did her justice

[saryasy]

"oh you can't write that it'll never happen in canon" that's quite literally one of the biggest selling points of fanfiction

#people need to stop caring about canon and have fun like god intended #sorry i can't hear you over the kissing noises #like what's the point of fics if not to explore what canon won't #to put those guys in situations canon will never #sary rants #about fanfiction

[going-to-superhell]

Can we talk about the autistic people who were diagnosed as a child but labeled ‘too normal’ to qualify for any help so the adults around you never bothered to get you a formal diagnosis and just treated you like a neurotypical kid all while you struggled with being autistic and would get yelled at for acting r-worded or not doing as their told or just having sensory overloads and/or autistic meltdowns and now as an adult it turns out you aren’t ‘too normal’ and actually are ‘more autistic’ and now the people who labeled you as ‘normal’ have to slowly come to terms with your autism

#just me? #actually autistic #autistic #autism #unintelligible gremlin noises #kinda a rant #now I get to struggle for a proper diagnosis because my therapist no longer does autism diagnoses and I’ll probably have to go inter state

[a-heart-full-of-dumb]

Welcome to the fandom, Isaac.

#the noise I made when this happened #ahdhwhajsdbhsja #he read it so fast #one of us one of us one of us #les mis #les miserables #les misérables #heartstopper #heartstopper season 2 #isaac henderson #isaac heartstopper #river rants

[chaotichyperfixations]

Who let them cook!!!!!!!

The pizza gang, i love them!! I love drawing these silly goobers!!! I used a buncha those draw the squad things which will be located under the cut!!! If yall possibly have any requests or ideas do shoot an ask towards my way!!

#chaotic art #pizza tower #pizza tower art #pepperman pizza tower #pepperman #the vigilante #the vigilante pizza tower #vigilante pizza tower #the noise #the noise pizza tower #noise pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #peppino pizza tower #fake peppino #fake peppino pizza tower #pizzahead #pizzahead pizza tower #gerome pizza tower #john pizza tower #john the pillar #gustavo pizza tower #mr stick #mr stick pizza tower #OK GOD THAT WAS A LOT OF TAGS.... #draw the squad #i missed one. #ok ok now that should be all- #hi hi!! its the ranting tags time #i had so much fun drawing these

[arsonist-chicken]

I don't want my printer to have wifi, I don't want to make an account with the company, I don't want new ink cartridges ordered automatically when they run low, I don't want companies to be allowed to make older models unusable via a software update, I don't want to install an app to user a goddamn PRINTER. I want to connect it with a USB cable, print stuff out, and remove the cable again and sned the printer back to being turned off completely.

#ffs yes yes technology good and all that but not every single thing needs wifi and an account and an app jfc #rant noises #mine

[omgthatdress]

The really frustrating thing about the “Meghan and Harry lost their Spotify deal and everyone is losing interest in them and their whole “hollywood empire” is crumbling” thing is like....

All Meghan really had to do was go out on the red carpet and absolutely EAT. Like for real. Keep us interested in you by making some absolutely amazing fashion choices and use that to leverage your stardom.

So many people shit on fashion as being frivolous and like and shallow but like no, it’s incredibly powerful. Absolutely slaying at the right time can be the thing that can launch your career into the fucking stratosphere and it doesn’t deduct from your talent or intelligence. If anything, it adds to it. Look at Zendaya and Lupita Nyong’o. They both absolutely leveraged fashion as a way to cement themselves as in-demand a-listers. In Zendaya’s case, it helped her go from just another Disney star to landing the complex adult roles where she could fully display her talent. Lupita used fashion to prove that her Oscar win wasn’t just a flash in the pan, that she had a lot more to show the world, and she used it to sustain interest and build a robust career.

UGH. I guess the frustrating thing about Meghan and Harry is that I really, really wanted the rebel royals to be cool and fun and sexy and it’s like.... no you’re just as bland and edgeless as the rest of the fam, who are only interesting by virtue of being royal. Once your not royal, you need to have something else to be cool about you, and Harry and Meghan have not delivered.

#y'all enjoy it when I rant about the royals #right? #or am I just making noise?

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

twitter keeps disappointing me every time i make the mistake to log in there smh… 😒😒 just awful stsg take after awful stsg take ….

#just saw a tweet where ppl were upset. at a tiktok. for suggesting that suguru might’ve been envious of satoru …. #… like. i’m sorry but did we all read hidden inventory. #”if i could be you… wouldn’t my impossible ideal become possible?” <- did we all read this. #suguru was ABSOLUTELY envious of satoru’s strenght. literally everyone was. everyone STILL is. #suguru and him used to be the strongest together but then satoru became stronger. satoru can protect everyone he loves. suguru can’t. #how could he not be jealous of that? how could he not want that for himself? #that’s not me suggesting suguru held any contempt for satoru but he was without a doubt jealous of him #that doesn’t take away ANY love they held for each other but i need everyone to understand that Love is Complicated #their dynamic was twisted in a lot of ways that’s why it all fell apart. they were two traumatized teens. #smh smh smh. only tumblr understands them #i should make a tag that’s just for stsg rants atp #ari noises ✩

[800db-cloud]

hey haha 😇 you should ask me about my mr. orange interp and headcanons haha 😇 i promise i wont talk about him for three days straight haha 😇

#pizza tower #mr orange #the noise #era.png #ok im about to ramble a lot in the tags now. get out while you still can #but anyway AAGHHHRHGGAHHRGAHHHGGHGGAA/POS #I LOVE MR ORANGE SOOOO MUCH YOU HAVE NOOOO IDEA #im so happy ppl are TALKING ABOUT HIM hes my FAVORITEST CHARACTER EVER #(self proclaimed no. 1 mr orange fan in the WORLD) #talk to me about mr orange please please please please llease epleas plelaee plas #I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AAAHHGH RIPS HAIR OUT #im so crazy over him. i think everyone should draw more mr orange pretty please #OK RANT OVER sorry for that i just love mr orange #also sorry for disappearing for like three weeks schools been terrible lol 💔

[lunarelly]

verlaine reads like a cryptid to me bc the whole time that all of this absolutely insane shit has been going down he’s been like what?? knitting in the PMs basement or smth

#he is simply skulking around in the recesses of the narrative #he pops his head out occasionally to say “hey i heard a loud noise that sounded like yokahoma exploding” #and they’re like ‘’bet you recognize that sound really well” #bsd #storm bringer #bungou stray dogs #chuuya nakahara #paul verlaine #verlaine #lunarelly rants

[going-to-superhell]

Haha don’t mind me I’m just thinking about-

The speed of light is 299,792,458 meters per second so we are technically seeing everything how it was in the past but because of how fast light travels it’s practically unnoticeable but it’s slower the further you look into space with a telescope, we see the moon how it was 1.3 seconds ago, the sun as it was 8.3 minutes ago and the closest star how it was 4 years ago. The closest galaxy is 2.5 million years ago and we can look so far that we can see the universe as it was forming 4 billion years after it began to technically humans CAN time travel, in this essay I will-

#yeah so anyways #if you are reading this with the mental image that this gets progressively more unhinged you are reading it correctly #my unhinged rants #science is cool #science #space #unintelligible goblin noises #time travel #speed of light #physics

[irisjaxx665]

Gods i wish he were fucking my face right now.

Pinning me to a wall so theres no escape as he bruises my throat and moans that im being such a good hole for him, pushing and pushing deeper so the only eye contact i can give is with his bellybutton.

Or having me lay on the bed with my head between his legs so he can have one hand on my throat and one on my tits or fingering me if he wants, so he can watch my body writhe beneath him as i try so hard to keep up with his thrusting pace, drunk on the smell and the taste of his musk.

As he drains down my throat and i drink in his pleasure and he says im “such a good girl for him” and he turns me around.

To ram into my dripping hole, aching, needy, begging for him to fill me

#me #heat rants #squeak noises #praise kink go brrrr #breeding kink go brrrr #size kink go brrrrr #degrading kink go brrrrr #voice kink go brrrr #primal kink go brrrrr