#retired mean girl

[vickie-larue-575]

i am not her anymore

tiktok (user in photo) | call it what you want - taylor swift | via pinterest (all photos) | via pinterest (photos with quote) | dealer - lana del rey

#web weave #web weaving #compilation #retired mean girl #personality development #lana del rey #lyric quotes #paralells #taylor swift #reputation

[the-expose-on-girls]

Isn't funny (funny strange, not funny haha) how the instant a girl marries and becomes just another cringey, "wholesomely" beige Instagram influencer wannabe, everyone magically forgets about her infamous past as a major hoe? All her sleeping around, bullying, backstabbing, manipulating, heart breaking, gossip starting, man stealing, and home wrecking is forgotten about by the surrounding community.

The metaphor commonly used to describe a good salesman is being able to "sell a cat to a mouse". But I argue that concept is far easier than people have always thought. It's easy to sell death and self harm to people, especially these days. Just look at the addictive substance industry, tanning salons, and even seemingly innocent addictions such as TV platform subscriptions, which suck away your life that could be spent on worthier activities. Or, to reference current events, a tour to the most dangerous depths of the ocean in a regulation-breaking, bargain basement plastic jug. People are constantly yammering like zombies for the next big, dangerous waste of their money.

No, what is a far more difficult persuasion achievement---though not to be admired---is the ability to make everyone forget about their filthy past and treat them ever after as a sweet, innocent, wholesome person. Even more preposterous is that no one even recognizes them as an "evil to good" story of reformation; the minds of the surrounding community are completely wiped of this woman's past misdeeds. POOF! Gone. It's like some sick combination of "retired mean girl" and a Witness-Protection-Program-level forged new identity.

This level of personal rebranding is what celebs with a scandalous past DREAM of and what big-time PR agencies can never quite achieve. They should be taking notes from these hoes-turned-housewife!

#mean girls #bullies #retired mean girl #instagram hoes #fake friends #backstabbers #manipulative women #rebranding #fake girls #sad beige #influencer wannabe #hoes turned housewife

[ajmichalka]

Regina George and Janis 'Imi'ike in Mean Girls (2024)

#rejanis #meangirlsedit #wlwedit #regina george #janis 'imi'ike #renee rapp #auli'i cravalho #mean girls 2024 #mean girls #mean girls the musical #* #coming out of retirement for them #this is my magnum opus #otp: aware of her stare #mean girls the musical the movie

[vulcannic]

A widow's life isn't nearly as bad as it's made out to be 🎨

#YAH GIRL IS BACK OUT OF COSPLAY RETIREMENT (kinda) #this has been david jenkins approved on twitter #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd cosplay #mary ofmd #mary bonnet #my cosplay #cosplay

[stevesoli]

Steve’s the type of person to be jokingly jealous with Eddie. Eddie’s not answering the phone? Best believe when Eddie calls back the conversation goes something like this:

“So what position were you guys in when I called earlier, huh?”

“Steve, what? Who?”

“Your sidepiece, obviously.”

“Baby I had a campaign you know this.”

“Suureee you did, Eds. That’s what they all say.”

Eddie just rolls his eyes and smiles because he would never cheat on Steve and he knows it (and vice versa).

#steddie #steve is a retired mean girl #projecting right now #steve x eddie

[coquelicoq]

i like the natsume dub, but i'm glad i watched it with subs first. for one thing, the japanese voice acting simply cannot be beat. for another, the dub translates nicknames into english - for instance, the little tatsumi that hatches from an egg, turning natsume into a teen dad, is called "eggy" in the dub instead of "tama" (which unless i'm mistaken is a shortened form of the japanese word for "egg") - which isn't a bad thing, but it does end up creating the possibility of a little misunderstanding once you get to taki's first episode. because if you couldn't hear the japanese, and you were accustomed to characters getting jokey english nicknames like eggy, and you heard that a character who hadn't talked for almost a year was named something that sounded phonetically like "talkie", would you assume that she had a completely different name in japanese that was a pun on the japanese word for "talk"? because that's probably what i would have assumed lol. but luckily i watched it in japanese with subs first, so. crisis averted!

#natsume VO: everybody talks‚ but for nearly an entire year‚ that 'talkie' girl tried not to. <-what it sounds like he's saying in the dub #you can practically hear the air quotes #especially because when it's her first episode you have no idea that she's about to become a recurring character #she could be another one-off guest character natsume meets once and maybe encounters a second time three seasons later #as opposed to his new best friend. you don't know that in her first episode #so given that this could be her only appearance...it wouldn't be that crazy for her to have some novelty name For The Lulz #like i probably would've watched the whole show thinking ah yes here is Natsume & his friends Tanuma Nishimura Kitamoto and Talkie #i would have come on here and made a total fool of myself spelling her name like that #people would have been like tf are you talking about dude #i'd be like you know‚ the girl with the spell circles? #and they would have been like DO YOU MEAN TAKI????? #i would have had to retire. never show my face here again. #natsume's book of friends #translation #names #puns #my posts #natsume yuujinchou #taki tooru #watch me write this whole thing about how the dub makes it possible for you to think her name is a pun when it obviously isn't #and then have a japanese speaker come on here like 'actually 'taki' IS a pun in japanese. the dub perfectly translated this joke' #that would be so funny. what if

[queen-boudicca]

Someone: ugh marvel sucks now

Me: you're so right, 100%, agree completely

Someone: they peaked in endgame

Me: ...

#i will never understand why people like endgame #i mean i hated infinity war bc it had to do the contrived shit where very powerful characters had to be very foolish #bc otherwise they could win immediately #and the way that they decided saving vision was more important than the hundreds of wakandans that would die instead #and many many other reasons #but endgame was a billion times worse #it had exactly one redeeming quality and that was Steve using Thor's hammer #but even that was undercut by his ending so #anyway Steve should've done the snap and Tony should've retired to be with his family #and also everything else about that movie sucked too #god the fucking “”“girl power”“” shot where all the women come together to help a man when they should've just given it to Captain marvel #way to admit you have zero female characters by the way #also way to disrespect black widow like where was her wreath during the funeral scene?? #anyway there's a billion more problems with that movie but my point is people will be like “everything after endgame sucks” #and I'm like my guy everything after whatever movie was before infinity war sucks #tbf i heard the new black panther and guardians are good #but I've stopped giving marvel my money so #marvel #anti endgame #anti marvel

[shadowglens]

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#mine #ch: ione diem #i'm so glad i brought this girl back out of retirement because she means so much to me #i wanted this edit to be a lot more Interseting but lost steam halfway through #so have this half baked thing instead #anyway i'm v emotional about her network slide #especially gungi #the idea of ione having a padawan towards the end of the war makes me 😭🥺 and gungi is my favourite child from that one arc in tcw #the fact that he survives (at least the initial order 66 situation) also gives me the opportunity for him and ione to reunite at some point #😭😭😭 #also yeah i'm a sucker for jedi/clone ships (looks at codywan) so i just had to make my own #dylan my love!!!!! #the star wars brainrot is back ever since i finished my tcw rewatch and watched the bad batch all the way through afgasdjhfa #i'm sorry to my non star wars mutuals

[girltwink-jackie]

Jackie, after watching mean girls: oh my god, shauna, that is soo fetch

#the only way mean girl and jackie can be in the same sentence #shauna:... as long as u retire wowza #yj #jackieshauna

[the-expose-on-girls]

21st Century Pharisees

First of all, let me be clear that I normally do not feel comfortable criticizing people from a Biblical standpoint. "Let he who is without fault cast the first stone" and "judge not lest ye be judged" and all that. Honestly, I don't know how pastors can preach "thou shalt not:_____" every week without feeling awkward, as a fellow sinner, in front of their audience. Thus, the criticism this blog focuses on is mostly in a non-religious context. HOWEVER, there are sometimes religion-based situations that peeve me to such a degree that I cannot look the other way.

(Warning: long religious rant ahead, continue at your discretion. Happy scrolling, if this isn't your cup of tea.)

During this morning's daily social media check, I was greeted by a reel/story/short/tiktok from a girl I used to go to church with that made me cringe then sneer in disgust. She sat on the beige floor in her beige romper in front of a beige crib, praying in dramatic "altar call" style with eyes closed over diapers and placing them carefully into a beige baby bag. A wall of cursive text over this video described the laundry list of things she prayed for on her newborn daughter's behalf, while an equally long caption/description detailed the other inanimate household objects she held during her daily petitions. Super emotional live worship music played in the background, a subtle underscore to the performance of it all. It looked like she had spent at least half an hour putting this thing together, taking time to carefully set up her iphone before sitting down to pray and far longer than the activity itself typing out all the cliche buzzword phrases like "comfort in the Lord" and "place of worship".

This is not the first time this week I have cringed over local (small town) acquaintances putting a ton of time and effort into attempting influencer-level videos of their daily lives... just for friends and family to see. First it was a "get ready to move with us", an attempted spin-off of "GRWM" that was almost fatal levels of cringe. Now, it's this weird Instagram-aesthetic-moodboard-meets-cheesy-Hillsong-music "peek" at this local girl's prayer habits. I wish these small towners, who are one clunky Romeo step above rednecks, would chill out with their "keeping up with the Joneses" influencer attempts on social media.

It disturbs me for a number of reasons and now we get to the preachy part, my least favorite part. Firstly, it's SUPER performative and attention-seeking. It's on the same level as anyone who goes to the trouble to set up their camera to film themselves crying, except worse because she's literally "performing" her religion for the camera, for the views, for the likes, for the validating comments. I'm no expert, but I don't know of any religion, Christianity or otherwise, whose doctrine places a VALUE on performative attention-seeking. Except for cults, which are often very performative.

"2 The Pharisees and the teachers of the Law are experts in the Law of Moses. 3 So obey everything they teach you, but don't do as they do. After all, they say one thing and do something else. 4 They pile heavy burdens on people's shoulders and won't lift a finger to help. 5 Everything they do is just to show off in front of others. They even make a big show of wearing Scripture verses on their foreheads and arms, and they wear big tassels for everyone to see. 6 They love the best seats at banquets and the front seats in the synagogues. 7 And when they are in the market, they like to have people greet them as their teachers." -Matthew 23:2-7 CEV

Secondly, in her grand, aesthetically pleasing performance, she is---intentionally or unintentionally---trying to paint a pretty picture to cover up or distract from her past actions. Things like participating in a super exclusive "cool, holy girls" church clique, backstabbing her friends, and leading guys of all ages on for fun. Sinful? Not specifically by the "letter of the law". Christlike towards the church family? Definitely not. But now that she's not a player anymore, and is settled down with a family of her own, she's a pure, wholesome, righteous housewife. Nobody look behind the curtain! Just watch the pretty beige "day in the Christian life" videos with sweet-sounding buzzwords smeared all over them and forget all about her past.

"27 “Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You are like whitewashed tombs, which look beautiful on the outside but on the inside are full of the bones of the dead and everything unclean. 28 In the same way, on the outside you appear to people as righteous but on the inside you are full of hypocrisy and wickedness." -Matthew 23:27-28 CEV

Thirdly, there are many aspects of one's walk with God that are meant to be personal, almost private, while others are fine to be public. Some forms of worship are public and others are private, so it's not a hard rule across the board. But this... daily prayer sessions for your family... just feels like something that ought to be personal and not shared with the poor fools who signed up to listen/watch. (“Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?”) Somehow, posting it on the internet feels incredibly fake, insincere, and desperate for attention. It gives me an icky feeling.

"3 So when you give to the poor, don’t let anyone know what you are doing." -Matthew 6:3

Fourth, making religion, any religion, into an "aesthetic" like a tag you'd search on Tumblr doesn't feel right to me. Religion, no matter which one, is a way of life, not something to be picked up and enjoyed because it's pretty, until you get bored and find something prettier. First it was the hipster Christians who obsessed over cuffed jeans and Bible verses plastered on photos of foggy forests. Now it's the sad beige Christian girls (*cough*former bullies*cough*) putting cliche, righteous-sounding Christian phrases over videos of their sourdough bread project. "Aesthetisizing" religion just trivializes it. No Bible verse for this one, because I don't remember any passages that talk about #aesthetic. But I don't think I need scripture to back me up on this one.

FIFTH and finally, you know that idiom "if a tree falls in the forest and there's no one around to hear it, does it make a sound"? Translate that to 2023 and it basically equates to: "if something happens and you don't post it all over your social media, did it REALLY happen?" Many girls and young women have been conditioned to a point where they genuinely believe without even realizing it that moments in their lives aren't valuable, special, valid, or even happened unless it gets showed off on their social media for likes and comments. Unfortunately, that now carries over into their religious activities as well. It's not worth their time to sit down for a good reading/journalling session if they can't make an unrealistically aesthetic tiktok of it. If they spend some quiet time in prayer and don't make an Instagram reel with some inspirational worship music, HOW will everyone know what a Godly Woman(tm) they are??? It's both sad and disgusting that they think their worship time, charity, acts of service, and everything else about their walks with God aren't VALID unless people hit that "like" button on social media.

Before anyone tries to argue this one with me, saying that this content can teach and inspire other Christians... no. Just no. It's a night and day difference between teaching and showing off. There is nothing educational about these girls' photos/videos, which only serve to scream in everyone's faces, "LOOK AT ME, LOOK HOW RIGHTEOUS I AM!"

Narcissism is characterized by a focus on "me, me, me", while many religions are supposed to be a focus on their higher power. While they try to make it look like the focus of the videos and their activities are on God, it's very clear that the subject of the videos is themselves for the sake of flattering their egos.

#girl vs girl #instagram hoes #fake girls #bullies #social media #basic white girls #christian white girl #sad beige #former mean girl #retired mean girl #reformed bully

[reispinkoveralls]

You might be mean but you will never be girl on Pinterest commenting on fan art mean

#the rudest most out of pocket shit I’ve ever seen #it’s like where middle school mean girls go to retire

[pepprs]

mutuals i got myself into a situation so sticky i don’t even know how to describe it (edit: *describes it* lol). please send thoughts of successful escape my way lol

#purrs #delete later #i SONT understand anything about retirement or insurance whatever and basically imightve signed a contract for smth i didn’t understand #fully and im so scared lol. and i feel so bad bc im stupid and i don’t understand anything and no matter how much peopel #xolain it to me i don’t understand it. i feel like a stupid silly naive little girl rn LOLLLLL i feel so sick #it’s probably fine and not that bad and i didn’t do the wrong step but im freaking out. not just bc of the money situation but also bc they #have to do a. medical exam on me to see how much i would have to pay or whatever 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃 wtf #im making it sound like a big bad scary freak thing isigned up for when really it’s not i don’t thin&. it’s just dividend lige insirance but #i don’t understand what any of it means and apparently other stuff is better. idk anything about retirement i only got into this stupid #situation because i had a mandatory retirement selection for work and ididnt understand anything so i scheduled a meeting with a retirement #counselor person to help me figure out which option would be the best for me and he was really nice and helped me a lot but then he started #saying he could help me w additional retirement stuff if i wanted to see what the options were and i was like sure and then he told me abt t #this thing and had me fill out / sign the application in that same meeting to ‘get the process started bc it takes. a long time’ even if i d #decided to pull out later it would be a good thing to get the ball rolling asap if i did end up wanting to do it. but i didn’t understand an #anythi ng and i went along with it anyway and now i might’ve fucked myself over so bad. except i probably didn’t but i feel so bad. bc he wa #was so nice and genuine but maybe he was just trying to sell me a product bc he gets a commission from the insurance company which i he told #me wheni asked him if im getting his help for free. i feel so stupid and guilty omg #and also i signed up for my first credit card but the interest rates are really high which i didn’t realize. and i can’t log into the bank a #account for some reason liek it says my acc doesn’t work. and hr fucked up my pay so i haven’t gotten a time sheet for like 2 pay periods an #and im getting retroactively paid in august but it’s just one more fucking thing and i haven’t gotten the chance to pick new benefits yet #and idk if i can / will bc of my stupid pay situation like i literaly don’t exist in the system rn apparently. i fucking hate all of this i #hate adulting i hate it i hate it i want to explode and hide forever and cry a lot. and my bank account isn’t even my own rn and i don’t und #understand anything about mony or insurance or benefits or credit cards or anything. im so overwhelmed FUCK

[maddy-ferguson]

i hate that "girlhood" is used to talk about idk the essence of being a woman the universal experiences that all women (girls) share (usually makeup and idk shopping and being bad at math i guess) instead of idk the experience of growing up as a girl lmao

#but idk. #that's why i said we should retire the world girlhood in like august but no one listened! #i blame people using it 24/7 on the barbie movie BUT the barbie movie wasn't even that guilty of that (i mean it's not like anyone actually #said anything about girlhood in the movie) like i remember a quote from greta gerwig before it came out that was like that time when girls #learn to not speak their mind and lose their confidence that's what this is about and i was like oh! #like that's interesting and it's about GIRLhood the experience of being a child who happens to be a girl and who is internalizing some #things about her (future) position in the world #yes a child who happens to be a girl is also internalizing things about makeup and being bad at math because girls like math less just #because idk. mlm dark academia wlw cottage core things gender roles or whatever. but yk #and like i say: brf slt

[wellexcuusemee]

Mmsdghdjhdhdjfmm,,, thank youuu Mommyyy 🤤 you have just the most beautiful ass svajajshsgysd I love the design of those panties too- AND I get to see it fart?? YES thank you thankk youu thank youu<3

Gosh I wanna thwamp my face right in there and just smell and maybe even lick at it,,, dhdjdjdhhd

And don't even get me started on the idea of it being super super musky and sweaty and very smelly and demanding for me to clean it,,, msmshdhdjdjdj

And OH GOSH it's Thanksgiving so like,,, imagine how gassy you might be after you eating a whole feast,,,, sbshjsjshdhdhdbdhdjdj goooshnfycjkk 🥵

Watch me dart into you dms begging for more heheheheheheeeheheheeheer-

- Cryptid Girlthing 🫀

Oh anon baby, you’re SO welcome! Aaaa no but thank YOU, you’re sooo fuckin sweet!! I’m so flattered that you like my ass so much!🤭💋 Maybe I’ll just have to pats more fart videos with my ass out, hm? I’m getting a LOT more comfortable with that idea.❤️

AW HUN if you licked my ass??!! Oh myGODD literally the hottest fucking thing ever, I wish you could be here right now 😭❤️❤️

And YESS it is thanksgiving, and I’m American so I celebrate! But sadly, I don’t think you’ll be getting many farts tonight from me :( I am still very nauseous from the anesthesia from surgery, and my poor belly can’t even think about anything heavy right now 😭 I’m snacking on a piece of plain white bread and some grapes, and I wish I could eat more, but I’m just not feeling well enough. This surgery shit is no joke 🤢 BUT!! My family is saving me leftovers, and once I feel good enough to eat like, a real meal again? You bet I’ll post more kinky videos on here for you, bby 💋

#YOURE SO SWEEET!!!! #ugh I hate this. but I basically didn’t have a choice #for surgery I mean. I wanted to get it done over winter break since I’ll be back from college again but. #the surgeon that did my surgery is retiring in December 😭 so thanksgiving break it is…super funnn… #SOON THO! #farts #farting #fart kink #eproctophilia #gas kink #gas #female farts #girls farting #fart video #women farting #🫀 anon

[im-like-if-a-girl]

Starting thinking about Kirk and Spock again right before bed like how am I supposed to go to sleep now?

#they deserved so much better than what they got #they deserved to live out their retirement together #they deserved to kiss. with tongue. #they deserved to fuck nasty on the floor #but most of all. they deserved to be happy #fucccccckkkkkkkkk #im fucked up right now #star trek #spock #james t kirk #spirk #my post #mean girl dean girl has thoughts about star trek

[chaeoniz]

y’all are OVER . i actually started listening to laufey AND NONE OF YOU GUYS R STOPING ME FROM BECOMING A LAUFEY GIRL

#does thaf mean i retire from being a swiftie girl #maybe now #but not all the time #ANYWAYS #STAN LAUFEY 😋😋😋😋 #⿻◜ 🎧 𓈒 𓈒 𓈒 wonnie’s room ˖ ◞