"And I have come for you, Gorgosaurus."
Based off the Pachyrhinosaurus who apparently survived having half its face torn off, avoided kicking the bucket for a significant amount of time after that, and was still among the strongest of its herd.
That's a prehistoric Chad. I'm not kidding.
I don't know about dinosaur bone structure that much, but I'm pretty sure bro's brain had regular meetings with the sun.
Built differently.
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Chad: I'll be honest, Diego, I fail to see the tactical purpose of this.
Diego: Just- say it, trust me. The next time you fight him.
Chad: Alright. But only because I trust your good judgement!
[Later, as Chad and Rex are having a nemesis showdown]
Chad: You want to kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid.
Rex: [Stops dead in his tracks long enough to lose control of his giant robot and fall flat on his ass]
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Antoinette: OHSHC Antoinette is a really distinguished doggie. A golden retriever because of course. Just like the owner
Zoey: Real dog time!!!!! Here's the pics
Willie&Gus: Twin doggies with their pictures here!!
Joy-con dog: A dog you can play the switch with??? What else can you possibly need!?!?
Brandy: From Hamtaro. Most sleepy guy that deserves the world. Huge eyes and big ears. So cute!!
Rex: Ah, yes. Komissar Rex/Inspector Rex this series was so iconic for multiple reasons. My childhood!
Ms O' Leary: From the Percy Jackson series! A hellhound! Which means big dogo I want to pet said to be the only friendly one in existence (If you are a fucking coward)
Chad: A lot of real dogs this time!! I don't have any pics I don't think but the owner informs me that she's so cute she should win!!
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study buddy - c.m.m x gn!reader
posted nov 27th, 2023 4:47 pm
Anon asked: hi, can you do a chad meeks martin x reader where reader is trying to study but chad is trying to get their attention? i love your writing btw!
it's so short but I think it's quite cute :) sorry for the wait, love. hope u enjoy xx
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Coming to your boyfriend’s place to study had sounded great a few hours ago, you’d get things done with someone to hold you accountable and it just so happened to be your favorite guy.
You had gotten here around an hour ago and had grown to seriously regret this decision, it’s like Chad felt it whenever your pencil hit the paper.
“Baby, should we get pizza from Leo’s or Luna’s?” he asked, mindlessly leaning down to place his chin on your shoulder for what felt like the hundredth time. “Chad, sweetheart, I honestly don’t know the difference” You shrugged slightly, not wanting him to think you were shoving him off as you wrote down another note for your essay.
He sighed, not because of your answer but because he wanted you to ask what was wrong, but you continued writing down what mattered and resumed reading from the website on your laptop.
Sigh, you managed to fight off the smile on your face and remained stoic as Chad sighed a second time, he stood up straight just to move to your other side and place his chin on your left shoulder this time.
“Siiighhh” This time you didn’t bother to hide your smile or your laugh as he dramatically spoke. Chad smiled at the sound of your laughter, placing a sweet kiss on your cheek before standing up and walking to his bed to get his phone and order your pizza.
A few moments of attempting to focus had passed and now it was your turn to sigh as you set down your notebook, “okay, you’ve done it, I officially cannot focus due to my boyfriend’s face floating around in my mind” you said dramatically, turning the chair to smile at Chad as he laughed, fist bumping the air in victory.
“Let’s go get our pizza, baby,” He said happily, standing from his spot on the floor that he had taken to be as close as possible, you took his hand, using it to pull yourself up from his desk chair and closing your laptop, smiling at how he brought the back of your hand to his lips.
“We’ll keep studying when we’re done eating,” Chad said in a matter-of-fact tone, grabbing his keys. You rolled your eyes, smiling.
“Whatever you say, Charming” you responded, happily following him out of his room.
“You’re an awful study buddy, you know that?” “I’m a fantastic study buddy!”
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