#sauce the bat

[fledermaus-art]

You look exactly like a cherry blossom Swaying in the wind with a sunbeam in it

I think I might just be that sunbeam Shining through your leaves, feeling mostly completed

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#valentine's day #bats #chiroptera #Soy Sauce #Sauce #Sauce the bat #furry #furry fandom #vhs style #vhs art #ok to reblog #fursona #robloxsona #roblox sona #batsona #lovecore

[fledermaus-mainblog]

ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏᴇs ʜᴏᴍᴇ ғᴇᴇʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ?

#roblox #screenshots #weirdcore #dreamcore #sauce #sauce the bat

[kizzer55555]

The power of hotdogs

Danny is running to Gotham to escape the GIW. As he’s running into an alleyway, he crashes into non other than condiment king who proceeds to attack and hits the GIW goons behind him. This absolutely terrifies them due to the fact that their prestigious white clothes will be stained. The fact that he has people running in terror gives Condiment king a giddy feeling so he proceeds to chase them around Gotham.

Thus starts Danny’s constant exploits of running to condiment king when he’s being chased and the rogue scarring the living daylights out of the GIW. They develop nightmares and Condiment king starts developing new concoctions that will specifically stain clothes and never come out. Mwa ha ha!

Eventually, Danny gets adopted by the rogue and becomes his sidekick. Now, when people learned that condiment king got a new sidekick, they laughed. Who in their right mind would want to mentor under him. They believed that this was some poor sob who was down on their luck and truly desperate. That or some weirdo like the ‘king’ himself.

But they didn’t understand.

They didn’t understand that they should never have let Danny Fenton (known as Phantom) become Condiment King’s sidekick.

Danny knows how to animate hotdogs and other foods to create an army. Danny knows intimately about the secret nasty burger sauce that is capable of powerful explosions of you heat it up. Danny has knowledge in the usage and how to build various weaponry designed to shoot or even be powered by green sludge (which can easily be replaced by ketchup, mustard, or relish).

And he hasn’t even shown Gotham his power-set yet. No one knows why he calls himself phantom. For all they know, he’s just a normal (terrifying) human.

Everyone blames the GIW for this mess.

#Dpxdc #dcxdp #all hail condiment king #Danny becomes condiment king’s sidekick. #Danny gets adopted by condiment king #He makes it everyone’s problem #Army of hotdogs #Hotdog henchmen. #The nasty burger sauce is weoponised #Don’t worry though #Danny doesn’t kill anyone #Everyone learns to FEAR condiment king’s sidekick. #Sure he’s the only rogue that doesn’t kill but he is so much worse. #The bats regret their life choices. #The bats regret they didn’t stop this. #The entirely of Gotham hates the GIW. #Even the rogues #This is all their fault. #Condiment king and Danny raid a food market and start a hotdog uprising #He drives many people to vegetarianism. #Damian is the only one happy about Danny being Condiment king’s sidekick. #Danny cannot drive. #He build a weoponised food truck. #These two things are related.

[sauce-central]

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[sh4thesh33p]

The face of pure evil..

#oh my goth! #aurelio voltaire #raised by bats #voltaire #the man ever #my heart omg #father figure #man hes so evil and scary ! #<<sarcasm #i love his goofy lil smile sm #he so pretty #awesome sauce

[pcbbles]

Are you feeling nervous, are you having fun?

#all eyes on me has me feeling a certain kind of way today #mun art #Sauce #fursona #batsona #bats #chiroptera #📸That looks like me! • VISAGE.📸

[batnbreakfast]

“They’re giving away free food at work,” my colleague said on the phone, “I’ll take some [list of things] for you. Oh, and dried tomatoes. Would you like some dried tomatoes?”

“Yes,” I said, without asking about pack size.

10 kg of dried tomatoes in oil.

Ten kilograms.

TEN.

#her smile when she unloaded the bucket from her car!!! #it’s a bat’s life #bat and food #working in wholesale is fun #i also have a 5 kg Nacho cheese sauce tin sitting in my pantry #waiting for the next party

[shijieswife]

its cruelty to make lxc smart. let that man be a himbo in PEACE

#mdzs #lan xichen #hes a bbg forced to sect leader #hes literally made to bat his eyelashes and get manipulated #and get so lost in the sauce (twink and bear dick) that he overlooks war crimes and evidence of said war crimes

[chiropterx]

Man-Bat is on the prowl tonight but people can rest easy - the flying hunter's target isn't some lone straggler or somebody without any company this holiday but cranberry sauce. A mess of crimson jelly painted the immense bat's chops and dribbled down his chin to which he licked clean with his long tongue, the sweet scent of the fruity sauce appealing to him far more than that of roasted meat and vegetables.

#🦇 || musings #There's a cranberry sauce thief in town tonight... #Trying to get some activity going and it seems Man-Bat wants action? #At first glance you THINK it's blood but nope! Cranberry sauce :D #Happy Thanksgiving to all my US friends on here <3

[stupid-sloot-headcanons]

Smash or pass: joker?

So he has a lot of incarnations so I'll pick from 3: Smash Telltale Joker, Smash 2019 film Joker, but Pass BTAS/Arkhamverse Joker.

I would fuck Joker in theory, esp since Mark Hammill is fantastic in the animated series and Arkham games. Like a sadistic embodiment of chaos that is just Some Guy dressed as a clown? I dig it. But I usually lean towards sadistic characters that wouldn't kill or torture their obsession. Given who we're talking about, that...is not Joker's style lol.

Besides it feels like it would be kind of awkward since we're BOTH def thinking about Batman the entire time we fuck. And we both know he wouldn't agree to a threesome so it's just a disappointment all around

#tbh i prefer an obsessive joker that doesnt want to fuck Bats. Actually a joker who doesnt rly incorporate sex into his crimes #implications sure but Joker isnt rly the type to do that. He fucks Harley but lbr who wouldnt? I just feel like hed view that kind of crime #as boring and passe. His thugs can do that all they want but hes too busy making pies filled with muriatic acid and baby pacifiers dipped i #hot sauce #.dc #.arkhamverse #.sillyshit

[fledermaus-art]

VHS lover :)

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[fledermaus-mainblog]

s ʜ ᴏ ᴘ ᴘ ɪ ɴ ɢ .

#roblox #gaming #screenshots #sauce #sauce the bat #bats #chiroptera #weirdcore #dreamcore

[writingwhimsey]

Had a ln absolute BLAST today at the Ren fair with my girls! Good food, some good handmade crafts, and good drinks (and of course the best company)!

#one of my favorite things about the ren fair #the day drinking #perfectly acceptable to walk around getting sauced #no one bats an eye #really interesting considering #in certain states in the usa you cant buy alcohol on sundays #or until after noon on sundays

[wirtsauce4020]

@gokutober day 6 - Sports!

#I love the idea that Yams used a weighted bat #y'know #so he could have an extra kick while not directly training #he would also love just hanging out w Goku #idk why their dynamic isn't explored more #gokutober #gokutober 2023 #goku #dragon ball #fanart #my art #wirt's sauces

[lupinshanshin]

#green jacket #part 1 #s01e05 #lupin #goemon #car id #the way these shots are lined up is so cool. rip koukawa tameo you were goated with the sauce #first pic right to left: #datsun sunny b210 #1968 mazda familia rotary coupe #1967 mazda luce #i have no idea wat that yellow one is bruh its freaking strange. walmart brand bat 7 #last pic from top to bottom: #hino TH17 #1961 datsun bluebird #dodge 500 series #today may be the day i actually edit lupin imcdb

[songbirdstew]

After 14 years of raising a neurodivergent, picky, borderline-ARFID eater, the most gratifying and rewarding thing I hear as a parent is, "This is SO GOOD."

#sometimes with a contented sigh included #sometimes it's even GREEN #rn they're eating chicken enchiladas with green enchilada sauce #they didn't even bat an eye at the greenness of it all #so proud of them