also can we talk about Kristen living with her ex’s uncle. I know we love jawbone, but truly nightmare scenario
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My headcanon for Marius is that he is a bad psychologist normally but very rarely he will pull out this god tier analysis of someone from not even five minutes of talking. He can tell you about things youve completely blocked out from memory and when you ask him about it he'll say some shit like "The way you blinked" with no other explanation
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alice fortescue and narcissa black should be glad they graduated before the marauder’s map became a real thing
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I’ll make your worst relatives run for office. And they’ll win.
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