#she literally

[kedreeva]

TIL a lady in Massachusetts released a hive of bees on the police officers trying to evict her and when told some of the officers are allergic, responded "Oh, you're allergic? Good."

#news #bees #well then #she did this with enough forethought to put on a beekeeping suit too #she literally #drove up in a truck with hives in the back #shook one and opened it at them #I don't know what to make of this #but I feel it's worth knowing it happened

[ilovelin]

It’s so funny seeing fics where Lin is written as some grumpy 2d character when in the show she’s so soft too.

Just look

She’s so babygirl coded

#she is baby #like she’s not angry and grumpy alll the time guys #sometimes she’s written as having one emotion #like ofc she’s stern #she’s a police chief #but she’s also rlly sweet #and cute #as shown here #she literally #POUTS #It’s canon #so Lin is deffo babygirl material #lin beifong #legend of korra #chief beifong #tlok #lok #avatar #Beifong #Korra #beifongs

[lovrboyx]

Vash: i dont like showing girls my body, i think itd make them run away

Meryl:

#she LITERALLY #me too girl #im talking about the og series btw sorry yall #trigun #vash #vash the stampede #meryl stryfe #vashmeryl

[motzs]

#she literally #ouo #frieren #fern #motz.cap

[codename-freya]

~*~ The small blonde just ferally screams into the void. The void is listening. She just has too much pent up energy and emotions and it's all she can do to let it out. Sometimes it's just necessary.

#~*~ down but not out ~*~ ic #v: tbd #this is a mood #she literally #just wants to scream it out

[wanderingpages]

Omg I don’t wanna be mean on main but my friend just finished acotar and she goes “yeah this was kinda dusty and for, like, old people I guess” and I was too stunned to speak lmao

#she did not like it :/ #lol whoops #I thought she’d be into the howl theory but uh that made her hate it more #she literally #called me when she got to ‘there you are I been looking for you’ #I really clocked her for liking that part but she said ew #among other things #lol honestly it humbled me as someone who used to like to her series 💀💀 #acotar #but wow dusty had me choking

[mccnstruck]

she stole my fucking pencil case im literally goikg to lose my shit

#[ the repression of an idea ] #vent #she literally #she takes my stuff thinks its funny and then everytime i get mad says its no big de #deal #girl fuck you #give me my shit back #i literally almost had a breakdown and notging is going right #what the fuck #youre not funny

[p33p33p00p00]

was literally looking at old dms between me and an old friend and bro. i was literally Eleven years old why would you tell me this

#she literally #'WHAT' #'W H A T' #'OK YOUR DEF OVERWEIGHT YOU NEED DIET-' #i was eleven. my brother in christ #this was YEARS ago but im still pissed over this. i was a fucking child with awful body issues bro why would u tell me this #slash nobody here #oh emmet brickowski we're really into it now

[astrid-goes-for-a-spin]

Listen, I know women have been clowning on Carol’s OG costume for literally 45 years now but we simply do not clown on the scarf enough. This is only issue 8 and this is the 3rd time someone’s grabbed Carol’s scarf in a fight and the SECOND time THIS particular guy has used it to swing her around and try to break her neck 😭 girl stop, make it the sash already!!

#she literally #had to go through reentry unprotected #bc this guy was holding her scarf #carol danvers #captain marvel #ms marvel

[clandestinegardenias]

My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.

#NOT A JOKE SHE LITERALLY DID

[laikabu]

save me mother and child imagery save me thistle’s innate desire for a family save me (peep the mother and child painting on the first pic)

#if you don’t think thistle is meant to be *seen* as a childlike villain with childish motivations by the reader u may need to do a reread #dungeon meshi #falin touden #thistle #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi spoilers #delicious in dungeon spoilers #thistle dungeon meshi #like yeah hes not literally a child but im saying she deliberately drew him much younger than when he first appeared

[zenwhoberi]

had the wildest interaction today some random woman called me a slag and my dog a fucking faggot because I was using a pink lead/harness and he’s a boy like what the fuck lmfaoo

#she said he’s going to get sexually confused I said he’s literally a dog I don’t think he’s got anything to be confused about #dkdjdkfkfkf #if I stop posting it’s cause I got jumped by a chain smoking fifty year old woman who has nothing better to do than call random dogs faggots

[drmajalis]

Brb going to wotc to get this card printed and included in every pre-con

Let's just say I had a bad experience at mtg today.

#magic the gathering #mtg #trans #misgendering #I literally wrote she/her in front of my board and he still did it

[mcapriglione-art]

what do you want!!!!!!!!

#great #thanks #cat #comic #cats #my art #she's literally been screaming at me all day #and im cleaning so im moving about the house and she's just following me going MEOW ME WO M WOWM ME WO MEOW #and ill pet her and give her treats and shes like mewo mwow meow meow meow

[fandomsandfeminism]

Yall wanna hear a kinda funny, kinda sad story about my grandmother and hetero-normativity?

Ok, so... when my grandmother was in her 50s (I was an infant), she met a woman at the Unitarian Church. And, as can happen when you meet your soul mate, this event made it impossible for her to deny parts of herself that she had fiercely hidden her whole life.

All the drama- their affair being found out, the divorce with my grandfather, the court battle over who got the house, happened while I was a baby. Even in my earliest memories, it's just Mama Jo and Oma, and my grandfather lived elsewhere (first his own apartment, then a nursing home, then with us.)

But here's the thing- no one ever explained any of this to me. No one ever sat down and was like "hey, Rosie, so do you know what a lesbian is?" It was the 90s. It was Texas. I think my mom was still kinda processing all this, and just assumed that like... I was gonna figure it out. Don't mention it, let it just be normal. Like I think my mom thought that if she explained the situation, she would be making it weird? I dunno.

But like. In the 90s, in all the movies I had seen and books I had read, do you know how many same sex couples I had seen? Like. 0. Do you know how many "platonic best friend/roommates" I had seen? A lot. I had no context, is what I'm saying.

I literally thought this was a Golden Girls, roommates, besties situation until I was like...I dunno, 11? 12?

It was actually their parrot, an African Grey named Spike, imitating my grandmothers voice saying "Johanna, honey, it's getting late", that triggered the MIND BLOWN moment as I realized that *there's only one master bedroom and it only has 1 waterbed* when all the pieces finally clicked.

Anyway. I think it's a real important thing for kids to know queer people exist, for a lot of reasons, but also because kids can be clueless and it's embarrassing to have your grandmother be outted by a parrot because everyone just thought you'd figure it out on your own.

Anyway, here is my grandma and her wife, my Oma, after they moved to Albuquerque to be artsy gay cowboys and live their best life. They helped run a "Lesbian Dude Ranch" out there (basically just with funding and financial support. As Oma has explained "traditionally, most lesbians don't have a lot of money" so they wrote the checks and let the younger ladies actually run the ranch.)

#this is the grandmother who passed away unexpectedly earlier this month #she was so cool yall #and so weird #they got married twice by the way once when Massachusetts legalized it and once when New Mexico did #they hiked the grand canyon together #they had a european river cruise planned for this fall #she was 89 and she wanted to see the whole world with her wife #and they were working on it #literally i thought they were roommates #and there was only one bed

[hisownworstinvention]

I had to record a video for my friend to show her how to beat this kettle BECAUSE SHE SUCKS so im playing splstoon 3 hero mode here

#splatoon #SHE LITERALLY #SHES SO BAD AT THIS #if you see this. hi girl #yes i meant this ily though