heathcliff: i killed cathy...... im a horrible person in every timeline. my revenge killed her. my remorse literally broke through timelines.
catherine who got back at heathcliff by stealing a house to remodel into the Magic Cocaine Labyrinth after draining the financial assets of england's least tragically ill victorian man, making carmen contact her copyright lawyers by sealing her ambiguously dead body into a glass tank while her brain powers a building, and potentially hiring the Mueseumafia of Modern Art because if she pays them with cash she doesnt have to report her Green-Energy-Human-Tank Powered Hydrogen Bomb Basement Factory's earnings to the IRS or whatever the city uses: 'tis what you get for trying to boyfail without your girlboss, methinks 😇😇😇😇😇
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thinking about hades pulling hermes aside one evening to tell him he cannot use nico as a distraction to pull a bank heist and hermes is just pouting "but he likes it!!" pointing at lil toddler nico on the nearby table loudly counting and stacking cash
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Clothes stealer, plant mom, overpowered demigod and disaster girl, Corrin is my first oc and the bane of my existence
She’s always so damn hard to draw, mostly because I can’t portray her exactly as she is in my mind. Like…. I started this reference sheet four months ago. I need to get a grip for real because she’s supposed to be my main oc. But now that I (kinda) gave up on accuracy it should go smoothly (it won’t)
A bit of a lore dump: in her world there are four different magic systems, and Corrin’s the only one that’s doesn’t have a language nor runes, so she has so resort to ~vibes~ to identify other’s magic
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I watched Carry On, Hawkeye again how is this man still fruity as shit when he was flirting with a woman the entire time
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A rough phone doodle while i wait for melatonin to kick in but... Tysm for this idea @bluestockingbaby 🤭
True love is making your lover revert to cannibalism for survival and then become an entity that personifies his guilt and horror over said cannibalism🥰😍
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You know who Tommy reminds me of that it was bothering me sm that I couldn’t place it but then I remembered this scene?
Rick from Casablanca
Like Tommy says this to chimney verbatim in that one scene
He calls buck (his love interest) “kid” just like Rick does to Ilsa (his love interest)
Even personality wise something about it fits like the cool guy exterior, the struggle to be good,the sort of air of unphased energy if you get what I mean, etc
Anyways that got me thinking and if the bucktommy break up is something bittersweet like Rick and Ilsa then I would love it:
HE EVEN DOES THE MOTHERFUCKING CHIN GRAB^^^^
Like imagine this if buddie does go canon instead of Rick letting Ilsa go for the greater good of the world/politics
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modern rise in tradwife and its related parenting fads comes as no surprise when you consider that mothers have always been held to impossible standards of maternal perfection and the rise of social media has them being more watched and scrutinised than ever, strangers picking apart their every single decision and calling them terrible mothers no matter what they do — no wonder they shape themselves for the approval of the Most vocal and Most sexist public opinions and end up treating little reighlynne's measles with organic no sugar granola because the keyboard warriors condemn any demon mother who has to resort to pharmaceuticals or whatever the fuck
the parenting advice industry is huge and filled with unqualified opinions, but it's Always been the most extreme, most controversial, most wacko religious parents who rise to the top and get the most attention. and now with tiktok and instagram it's easier than ever for a mommy influencer to get in on this grift, even (or especially) if she forewent formal education, married a rich man and started having babies young. you don't need to know shit about photography or business to point a camera at your biege playroom and make millions going tiktok viral. no matter what a mom does, people are gonna be angry; rage drives engagement and makes more money, so the wider social media trends are always gonna follow whatever pisses people off the most. the christian mom with the Most kids, with the Weirdest names, with the Most uncomfortable cryptofascist messaging is gonna get the most attention. and women who are just struggling and looking for easy parenting advice are going to get funneled into that echo chamber no matter what. and feminist mothers and child psychologists and doctors with anything actually useful to say are going to be underrepresented because they don't have a cloth nappy and peasant dress brand deal in their caption.
tradwife influencers are, at the heart of it, advertisements; they exist to sell products and ebooks and a romanticised, oversimplified lifestyle to their followers, while they simultaneously profit off spectacle, shock and rage from their detractors.
there's a reason why conservatives love the nuclear family so much. it's a multi billion dollar industry.
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You can’t have multiple human companions in Fallout New Vegas cause they wouldn’ve blown the budget paying all the voice actors argue with each other about dumb shit like if gecko meat is better than grilled mantis.
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Narmada and her sister Sharika are the daughters of prominent Tamil feminist and human rights activist Rajini Thiranagama, who was murdered when they were children. Every time they speak of her I move away from grief that her life was so brutally cut short, to joy that she spent those years living a life more full of light and love than many can fit into a hundred. Nothing can compare to the legacy of being remembered this way by your children.
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are u ever gonna write again
to be completely honest w u i don’t really know <3 atm i am perfectly content kicking back n playing games n reading on ao3!! i finished my last comm from my last set and i wrote one gojo thing in jan but other than that i don’t really feel like writing!! i have SEVERAL drafts sitting in varying degrees of completion tho so if i do write u would get one of those dhfbhfcn
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