#she would be an MD then

[mafiawater]

And if you guys were really getting killed by the government for getting cures to people you know what I’m just not believing that

Any decent medical doctor will spread decent information like wildfire whether it’s because of neuropathy or whatever they will be glad to share valid information to save your life or help your quality of life

And if they are doing the opposite and if they are keeping you waiting in the waiting room for an hour or an hour and a half you need to report them I guess there must be somebody to report HIPAA violations to besides just that trash ass people, they hire to listen to your story and gaslight you

#Jeesica wallen #hippa violation #saving lives #being lazy like Jessica better than you are wallen #yes it’s very intentional #no she’ll never be better haha #she would be an MD then

[chase-md]

i wonder why

#maybe if you didn't stare into each other's eyes homosexually she would #house md #hilson #gregory house #james wilson #hatecrimes md #hate crimes md #greg house

[deadshadowcreature]

I’m still mourning for what we could’ve had: Nori being a goth mom and Khan being a cool dad

#my art #comic #doodles #the dress design is based on Nori’s heart with the romantic goth aesthetic cosmetics #drawing her with different dress as if she’s a dress up doll #also I would absolutely love the idea of them being badass couple but also annoying parents to Uzi #and at the same time those are something Uzi would take after when she’s with N #murder drones #md #khan doorman #khan #nori #nori doorman #uzi doorman #Uzi #I crave badass married couple #the older the better #khan x nori #nori x khan

[papertowness]

i cannot stop thinking about when cameron told foreman she and chase had sex and foreman was like “ house would do wilson before you would do chase . “ and cameron was like “ no , you would do house and wilson before i would do chase “ girl what did you mean . what did you mean .

#townes watches house ! #3 x 16 #‘ top secret ‘ #she really said no house and wilson is too likely to happen i need to pick something i KNOW would never happen #incredibly rare cameron w #i can’t believe she’s a hilson shipper good for her #sorry i didn’t take screencaps and i’m too lazy to go back and do it #but i was like PAUSE . #house #house md #james wilson #gregory house #houseposting #hilson #lgbtq #lgbt

[thankstothe]

#house md #gregory house #james wilson #screencap #s07e01 “Now What?” #one of the thing that bothered me about canon huddy #is it feels too close to the unrealness of s5 finale #just huddy becoming canon does not feel like it would be enough to offset all the issues house had building up in s6 finale #hes not even a bit bitter about wilson throwing him out anymore and it certainly wasn't just a cover for huddy #left unresolved #last patient's death unresolved (you can say it delayed if youre a pedant) #the overall stress from that wrecked building - unresolved #all this skipped overnight #even more of a rocky start to this relationship would be better #cuddy too #this is so ooc for both of them #like their characters got reset #i do wonder how proper huddy would look like in canon #like it wouldnt work long term either #but in s7 it just went too smooth #what does cuddy even gets out of it besides the initial thrill? #she is a freak and workaholic in a completely different way to house #literal mother #and an authoruty figure #they would clash so bad so fast it would be glorious #maybe it would be better if she didnt make it and house was already back on vicodin in the bathroom #also would give deniability to ooc moments #dont mind me *watching perfect house md in my brain*

[realbeefman]

the fact that chameron canonically fucked DURING A PATIENT PROCEDURE and when chase said “hey maybe we should. go out together in a normal way and stop having wild unrestrained sex all over the hospital” cameron essentially said “sorry i cant negotiate on that. its wild hospital sex or nothing. also it’s kind of cringe that u want to go out with me. not my fault we had awesome sex and u got emotionally attached. skill issue tbh.”

#allison cameron i am in love with you #i love how repressed she is. this is how wilson would behave if he and house ever had sex btw #cameron and wilson should make out about this but theyre too repressed to emotionallh connect so they wont #enamoured by the chameron dynamic rn. what if you narratively paralleled ur boss’s weird psychosexual situationship #but u ended up divorced and miserable snd trapped in the same cycle and ur boss’s rode off into the sunset to commit gay suicide #house md #chameron #allison cameron #robert chase

[greghatecrimes]

If Camteen had been canon during the Dibala arc

#and thirteen wouldn’t have been fireddd because she’s not dating foreman #Using all my willpower to not go down a rabbit hole with this because a fic w this would be so intriguing to plan #camteen #cadley #house md #incorrect house md #incorrect quotes #remy thirteen hadley #allison cameron #an anya original #source: unknown #100

[weird-an]

Fem! Hilson headcanons in no particular order:

House accuses Cuddy of sexism whenever she doesn't get approval for whatever risky surgery she wants for her patient

House wears band shirts and her hair short, but she's "borrows" Wilson's panties whenever she can

Wilson knows House steals her panties but she actually loves the idea

They still call each other "House" and "Wilson"

Whenever they go for dinner House cracks some joke about eating out

House says "I'm just a girl" after committing another crime

The team tracks House's cycle because they need to hide when she's on her period and House tracks Wilson's

Wilson swears off men after each marriage and House offers herself and shows Wilson how much she has been missing out

Some of these are @lazybakerart's brainworms too

#hilson #house would milk any cliche as hard as she can #fem! hilson #because I have not seen any ?! or enough of it #james wilson #gregory house #although their names would be jane and georgie #hatecrimes md #house md #wilson x house

[thebeeshaveknees]

"Wilson's House's conscience" "Cuddy's House's reasoning" "muh muh muh muh muh" WRONG they are all insane in their own ways and they all help eachother with use of their own Insanity Specialties and they should all kiss eachother

#house md #Halfway through season five #House is logic Cuddy is control Wilson is understanding I don't know how else to explain it #If House didn't have Cuddy he would be dead or in prison if he didn't have Wilson he would put himself in a mental vaccum #If Cuddy didn't have House she would be bored and cautious if she didn't have Wilson she would be cold or overworked #If Wilson didn't have House he would live in a bland state of 9-5 5-9 if he didn't have Cuddy he would have killed a man #Yes I'm barely coherent but I'm Right #hilson #huddy #Widdy #What are their ship names #Edit: #Hudson #Hudson polycule #Thank you judipum!

[allmightyscroll-swag]

THREE POSTS ABOUT THIS AU IN A WEEK IM ON FIRE BABY.... OR JUST IN THE HYPERFIXATION MOTIVATION PITS.... Could be both, tbh (also all posts in this au are in my pinned post now! Fun)

Possessions are more common in the fuck around and find out au :))

At least Cyn can talk to her big brother now!

This came to me in a fit of inspiration guys

BONUS DOODLES + full comic page below, some drawings old some new.

all can very much can be read as canon to the au (except the solver Uzi thing which definitely happened. Uzi gets possessed more than once)

Also you can see some of my first drawings of V I ever made,, eh whatever

#murder drones #fuck around and find out au #scrolls art #murder drones au #murder drones fanart #murder drones v #murder drones n #murder drones uzi #n murder drones #md serial designation n #md serial designation v #murder drones serial designation n #serial designation v #serial designation n #WHY ARE THERE SO MANY TAGS OF THEM #uzi doorman #md uzi doorman #md uzi #HUH #murder drones nuzi #yes i love them #md nuzi #sue me /lh #N wouldn't have hit Uzi even though she's possessed btw. he wouldn't be able to do it. #Cyn would have ended him if not for V. So that HE wouldn't stop her from ending Uzi. #Like she said #his backups would forgive her (they wouldn't. actually.) #(she underestimates how much N cares for Uzi. the backups wouldn't forgive her.)

[dog-woman]

okay this but imagine it's made by someone who has ever edited a video before and i don't know has any eye for visuals.

house and cuddy and wilson and their whole thing

which is to say, when wilson says he needs you he means he needs us, we need you, you need us, us, us us.

someone do this again but better, please.

#hatecrimes md #house md #huddy #yes #but also #hilson #but actually #ot3 #he lets him be gentle she lets him be wrong they let each other be safe #he wants to be needed #she needs to be wanted #and he is just need and want #why can't it be october october october #in the early noughties we knew how to ship ot3s #i have never made an edit before #i am deeply unwell #if this song were longer and i dunno happier it would have all the wilson cuddy dates #and all the times they check her out together #but instead it is short and sad like wilson's life #anyway

[wilsonsmcgillsweatshirt]

If you can't support women in their evil activities don't follow me

#That's it thats the post #I love evil women #I had Amber in mind for this but she's not even evil she's just superior #But in general in all fandoms I love evil women #And evil adjacent women #And rude women #any women really #but I'm getting off topic #So I'm tagging some female characters that aren't evil but maybe a bit morally corrupt and I would love to see become evil #house md #housemd #amber volakis #bedelia du maurier #alana bloom #margot verger #horror #female characters #women

[harmonicabisexuals]

i love cuddy but i find the huddy relationship thematically boring compared to hilson and hameron...it's not her fault tho!! bc she's just not enough of a foil to house like wilson and cameron are. cameron is house's conscious, wilson is his reflection and cuddy is his enabler :/ so the curse of her character is no matter how many times she tries to stand up to house, he will ALWAYS manipulate her, trick her, and eventually circumnavigate her and she will LET him! she'll even help him do it!! cameron and wilson are really the only ones who actually are able to stop him, and half the time wilson isn't even stopping him, he's just pointing out the truth of the matter after the fact...but it's still a point of conflict and something for house to push up against—with cuddy there just isn't that same tension

#conversely with cameron the tragedy of her character is that over time she isn't able to stand up to house as effectively #or she is sometimes but it takes more of a toll on her #and she hasn't learned to take the wilson route in accepting house as he is but still pointing out his flaws #which is a benefit of an over 20 year relationship I'm sure #so she does what she typically does when faced with this sort of conflict and runs away <3 #if she had only learned to manage that flight response tho i imagine she could have ended up very similar to wilson somewhere down the line #but i think she's too strict on herself to ever allow that to happen- would have been interesting tho! #in the end it was always going to be hilson that was the only option that ever made sense with all of their characters #house md

[umblrspectrum]

hello that one person in my askbox asking my about my opinion on cyn. I think this should answer your question.

#murder drones episode 5 spoilers #md ep 5 spoilers #murder drones ep 5 spoiler #md episode 5 spoiler #hopefully that covers my ass #friendship put on hold with N. Cyn is now my favorite character #i fucking LOVE body horror and she is ALL THAT #this art would go so fucking hard if i felt i could do it justice #unfortunately the image in my head does not match my artistic skill and therefore this will sit in my clip folder unfinished for years #anyways holy FUCK i loved episode 5 #i have. so many theories #what relation does cyn have to the disassembly drones? #the basement has a ton of MD parts and i dont think they were created yet #what is tessa's true motivation on copper 9? #why is the basement solver coming out of a tv? #why can't uzi change her username? #why is tessa the only human to have a noise when she blinks? #why is doll wearing a button over her eye? #what the FUCK is going on with the chair in the background of cyn blocking the stuff tessa throws at her? #so many questions and no answers #welp guys i will see you in 2 months for uzi and tessa teaming up #murder drones #murder drones cyn #art #murder drones absolute solver #murder drones abs #murder drones episode 5 #murder drones ep 5 #me and the sekaiju server were hoping n's name would be revealed to be nichael #not really related to this post but its funny as fuck so

[papertowness]

everyone in the show being angry at WILSON during the tritter plotline is lowkey fucking insane

#like let’s all be astronomically serious here #he did nothing wrong ????? #genuinely if you’re entire life got shot to hell because of something your friend did . someone you TRUSTED did like why wouldn’t you #and house was going off the fucking rails too like . no i’m sorry wilson was completely right in this situation and this episode is pissing #me the fuck off #cameron also needs to shut the fuck she’s a fucking hypocrite #she would be angry at one her patients if they did the same thing as house #she would get clocked if it were me . wilson ur so much stronger than me baby #house #house md #houseposting #james wilson #lgbtq #lgbt

[thankstothe]

#house md #james wilson #lisa cuddy #gregory house #hilson #hudson #long post #screencap #s05e16 “The Softer Side” #discussing house like a feral pet of sorts #i understand #👏let👏my👏girl👏smoke👏crack👏 #would be least of your problems tbh #wilson's obsession with house's happiness makes me dizzy #also hello cuddy not believing house can be happy and its all abt pain #then here and later she even “punished” house for avoiding it #longpost