#shitfucker

[cimmerian-war-shrine]

#shitfucker

[thethcministry]

#Shitfucker #f-yourblog.com #Punk #Heavy Metal

[short-and-ugly]

gotta remember to write his disgusting eating habits at every opportunity

#lest people forget who he is #mr shirt stain ugly stinky smelly #shitfucker

[music-addiction-disorder]

SPITER

Bathe The Babe In Bats' Blood (2022)

Hells Headbangers

Philadelphia / Pennsylvania / USA 🇺🇲

#spiter #transylvanian night #bathe the babe in bats' blood #2022 #hells headbangers #philadelphia #pennsylvania #usa #🇺🇲 #black metal #blackthrash #punk metal #deathrock #shitfucker #devil master #Spotify

[bruderdeslichtsblackmetal]

SPITER release HELLS HEADBANGERS debut today, begin tour – features members of DEVIL MASTER and SHITFUCKER

http://bruderdeslichts.com/spiter-release-hells-headbangers-debut-today-begin-tour-features-members-of-devil-master-and-shitfucker/

#SPITER #DEVIL MASTER #SHITFUCKER #HELLS HEADBANGERS

[geminison]

Dishonored Kinktober prompt week 1 - Collar kink

Version without clothes is under the cut

Full piece can’t be posted here (unfortunately) but you can see it on ao3

#dhkinktober2023 #kinktober #dishonored #corvo attano #daud #god it came out surprisingly good. I know it won’t get a lot of attention here because of yk tumblr policy and also not everyone is into #that kind of stuff but I HOPE it reaches the people who want to see it! #art tag #IT’S HERE #shitfuck I forgot their tag #knifecrow

[fuckmeyer]

Jasper as a character is so interesting because he ends up a Confederate because he can't actually empathise with the slaves and because he simply accepts cruelty around him, and then when he becomes a vampire he literally can't ignore others suffering because it hurts him, but even decades after he becomes a Vegetarian he still can't get a hang of it partially because he still can't see humans as *people*. Idk there's smth to be said about him becoming a vampire because of his own cruelty and then being eternally in horrific pain because of said cruelty that fucks.

Jasper's whole life is a curse & i love to see it

here we have a Confederate supposedly so empathetic that he acquired a "gift"... yet not so empathetic as to recognize he was fighting for the enslavement of an entire race. despite seeing the consequences of slavery literally every day. now, the man who spent his last human days denying the humanity in others is forced to spend his immortal life being slapped in the face with their emotions. forever. hueeueueueu-

yeah, i would call that "gift" a curse, actually.

if Twilight weren't a horror story, we might see a discussion between Jasper/Bella about how immortality forces you to confront the darker side of your nature (e.g. "there will come a day when the societal beliefs imbued unto you leaves you standing on the wrong side of history"), & Jasper's journey with finding love & humanity. OR, y'know, he could've just had ONE (1) line where he says "yeah i'm not proud of my service." simply, if Twilight weren't a horror, Jasper could see the error of his ways & change for the better.

HOWEVER. Twilight vampires are "mentally frozen" when they turn, so Jasper is likely still a racist who does not regret his service. no matter how many times he is confronted with his cruelty, he won't change. meaning whatever life he chooses, his gift dooms him.

wow! eternal curse!

we see evidence of this frozen mental state in his decision to go vegetarian. he doesn't switch bc he feels bad about killing humans:

"I could feel everything my prey was feeling. And I lived their emotions as I killed them. [...] You've experienced the way I can manipulate the emotions around myself, Bella, but I wonder if you realize how the feelings in a room affect me." (Eclipse, Ch 13)

note the dehumanizing term "prey" & the focus on himself. he laments not that the human lives he's taking have value but that their dying moments harsh his vibe.

the irony! trapped as an empath while never possessing the ability to be an empath! CURSE CURSE C-

herein lies a bigger, juicier curse: Jasper is, himself, (hot take) enslaved in the sense that he will never know freedom, philosophically speaking, due to the choices he made in life. the series tries to paint him as a master tactician & competent leader; fanon often paints him as a free-thinking amoral black sheep. in reality, he simply obeys the commands of higher authorities & abides by their worldview regardless of how toxic it is to himself or others.

in the beginning, he had María.

he entered the Southern Vampire Wars not by his own volition but stayed because he was content not having a choice. however one feels about María, the fact of the matter is 1) as a newborn he was stronger, bigger, & faster than her & could have run away or overpowered her, 2) had the "gift" to identify emotions & could KNOW when/if she was malicious or manipulating him, & 3) could have escaped by influencing her emotions to make her disinterested in him. at any time in the 100 years they were together, he could have left. he talks about never knowing a life outside the war & discovering "options I'd never dreamed I had." ok???? run 100 miles in any direction & you would have seen a life outside of war. BOI-

instead, he took comfort in being submissive & adopting someone else's ideology. not only did it remind him of his past, but it meant he had no need to reflect on his actions or beliefs. he prefers others dictate his worldview & order him around even if it means being unhappy. he only left because he was going to be assassinated, & even then, it wasn't until someone else told him another life was possible that he "realized" another life was possible.

notably, the period where he's most free— living with Peter & Charlotte— is his rock-bottom where "the depression got worse." but, again, not because he realized the value of human life: "I was so wearied by killing [...] even mere humans."

then he meets Alice.

Alice, who has visions of being vegetarian & converts him so they can live with the Cullens. Alice, who dictates how her family should live their lives to the point where she manipulates them. Alice, who goes so far as to dress the Cullens, who orders Jasper to wait in the car while she & Bella go shopping, who Jasper refers to as "truly [...] one frightening little monster" because for all his experience she can still beat him in combat.

his eternal soulmate is authority.

despite being unhappy with his vegetarian life, as it makes him feel weak & coddled & a liability to everyone around him, he follows the lifestyle because Alice tells him to.

then there's the Volturi, another authoritative body. "We owe the Volturi for our present way of life," says acclaimed bootlicker Jasper Hale, who in the same moment shudders at the atrocities they committed, yet strangely sees no other way for a governing body to keep the peace... so... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

but, since Carlisle outranks the Volturi as an authoritative figure in that he more closely aligns with Jasper's new worldview, Jasper sees no problem deposing the vampiric governing body if it means his sister-in-law of like 2 months can keep her demonic spawn. so i guess we don't really owe the Volturi that much

to his credit, we see glimmers of him questioning his leaders: 1) his decision to leave Maria, 2) his considering switching diets to defeat Victoria, & 3) going against the Volturi. but, again, these decisions are all just a result of his self-preservation & submitting to the higher authority du jour.

in the end, he has the perfect storm of conditions that would allow him to escape the prison he's created, to find freedom & to love humanity unconditionally... but he won't. Jasper's ultimate curse is that regardless of whether he realizes the enslavement of his own self, he will never leave his cage because it's cozy & easy & allows him to never think for himself.

AAAANYWAY Jasper's life sucks & he's trapped in an eternal prison of his own making. lol

#twilight #twilight renaissance #the twilight saga #jasper hale #twilight meta #twilight headcanon #you're right there really is something to be said about jasper the shitfuck confederate ending up in this situation!!! #like it would be tragic if it wasn't so comedic and if he didn't display a modicum of self-awareness!!!! #you make a great point about how he accepts cruelty his whole life and even when he's unable to ignore it he just is forced to accept it fo #ever #the absolute *chefs kiss* curse. smeyer coudlnt have written a better curse if she tried #in fact i do believe ALL the cullen gifts are actually curses in their own way #and it's so delicious to think about it that way #god i just love thinking about twilight as a horror #you're right riote- It Fucks #thanks for sending this my way! #cheers~

[thescrolls-haveforetold]

mother dearest and the son she hates

#tes #the elder scrolls #oblivion #hero of kvatch #oc: valiel hlaalu-septim #WIP #oc: val’s shitfucked mother

[anakinsempress]

holy motherfucking shit look at him

#joe burrow #nfl #nfl football #joey b #burrow #daddy sorry daddy sorry daddy sorry #holy shitfuck #frothing at the mouth #again #so fucking hot #pray for me please #is it just me or is it getting hot in here #okay im done

[megatronsimp]

On this, the anniversary of things going to hell with Covid, may I remind you to keep fucking masking?

#covid19 #covid #hellhole shitfuck virus #masks #masking #where your fucking masks

[skeleslime-phantom]

IRL AI data programs scraping together art/writing from the work of actual human beings: Ew. Gross. Insignificant. Lacking in true human value. Get this garbage outta my face. 🤢🤬

Fictional Sci-fi AI robot trying to express their own form of humanity/self-expression through the arts: AMAZING, WONDERFUL, YOU'RE DOING GREAT SWEETIE, ILY 😍 ❤️

#i dont give a flying shitfuck about what IRL AI does #cause that affects real people's livelihood #but i gladly will eat up complex AI and robot stories where a character is wrestling with their own sense of self

[thethcministry]

#Shitfucker #f-yourblog.com #Metal Punk

[dooffirmations]

Cooooooooolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcool I want to squeeze his stupid ugly head between my fingers until it bursts.

Bonus from the article

#we're so cooked writers and artists can't afford rent and have to watch their projects get thrown in the dumpster #while the corporate assholes who know shitfuck about art in any form get their millions #david zaslav #warner bros

[carrotsnake]

Desert Bandits: Chapters 1-3, Ao3

the first few chapters of my yiga-centric fic have been uploaded to ao3. it follows a gerudo woman and a yiga footsoldier forming a temporary truce to find the cure for a mysterious illness.

it's all about exploring the relationship the yiga have with the sheikah and gerudo. it's focused on my ocs (it's quite difficult to write yiga characters otherwise!) but will also feature zelda as she joins the lucky clover gazette, purah being a big sis to josha as they investigate the yiga clan's next big scheme, and master kohga going shield-surfing to escape his problems.

chapters 1-2 introduce aubri and her revenge quest against the yiga spy who tried to kill her many years ago. ch.3 has zelda and riju thwart an assassination, except this time he doesn't escape. one captured footsoldier doesn't seem like much, but a chain is only as strong as its weakest link. an interrogation may yield useful info on their next plot, if it doesn't blow up in their faces.

#yiga #totk oc #totk fanfic #totk yiga #zelda fanfic #loz fanfic #totk gerudo #yiga clan #gerudo #totk sheikah #might be a mini nanowrimo project. let's see #there's gonna be a zombie apocalypse. and a cuccocalypse. hyrule's gonna get shitfucked but in a funny way #i'll post here everytime i upload a new chapter but i won't tag it all because that would be mega annoying #desert bandits

[bruderdeslichtsblackmetal]

SPITER reveal new video from HELLS HEADBANGERS debut album – features members of DEVIL MASTER and SHITFUCKER

http://bruderdeslichts.com/spiter-reveal-new-video-from-hells-headbangers-debut-album-features-members-of-devil-master-and-shitfucker/

#SPITER #black metal #shitfucker #devil master

[avayarising]

Headcanon that Robin!Dick's historical swearing construction 'Holy X, Batman!' derives from the way his parents swore, being some flavour of Eastern European Catholic who tended to swear by holy things, and it's actually his natural way of swearing. Adult!Dick can turn the air blue if he wants to, but in moments of extreme stress or distress he reverts to his childhood swears (and, thanks to his using them as Robin, sometimes has difficulty preventing himself from tacking 'Batman' on the end – this isn't an identity reveal because everyone assumes he's just referencing Robin).

Dick is driving Steph to college, or some other civilian journey, going across a narrowish bridge and they meet an enormous lorry absolutely barrelling down the other way, very much not keeping to its side of the road. Dick floors it towards the lorry to get past it before it drifts even further over, and there really isn't a lot of bridge…

Dick: AAAAAAAAA HOLY ONCOMING TRAFFIC BATMAN!

Steph, coming down from adrenaline rush as the lorry disappears behind them: What did you just say?

Dick: 😬

Steph: 😁

#batfam #batfam headcanons #dick grayson #stephanie brown #dick grayson's swearing #holy x batman #steph on the group chat: guess what Dick just said! #Dick is impossible to embarrass #but this comes close #dick: fuck. shit. shitfucks #steph: that's not what you said