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mafaldaknows · 10 months

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LOL, The Universe winks 😏😉🤣💩🧁👀

#2017 #happy birthday armie #shitty cupcakes #poopcakes #angry bird #bad baker #what are the odds #at least she’s consistent #the onion #kismet #the universe winks #especially on twitter #twitter

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pawzofchaos · 8 months

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some hey arnold drawings cuz I haven’t drawn these characters in 2 years woahheyy

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frogplaystoomuchkatamari · 7 months

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I sincerely apologize to all my friends who I am able to talk to and don’t get mad at me for existing for the impending doom you will go through when the latter half of October and the first day of November rolls around

I will only talk about Alien Hominid and my shitty Orange Knight Halloween costume that I’m making with my older brother

anyway want to hear about the entire lore to every Behemoth game while we wait? please? i can make Pit People themed cupcakes and Battleblock Theater themed monster cookies just let me pull up the wikis and the cutscenes so i can refresh my memory on what Gluten looks like and what type of icing i need for their top, please. we could also listen to watermelon too

#froggi speaks and speaks and speaks and speaks #the behemoth #castle crashers #alien hominid #battleblock theater #pit people #this is probably not a joke btw #you give me the chance and i will show up to the picnic with a basket of cupcakes with a shitty drawing of Gluten’s face on them

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sandutita · 3 months

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i have never read a single fanfic in my life

except in 2016-2017 when i was in my lazytown phase and read sportarobbie fanfics on deviantart at night

#my post #lazytown #sportarobbie #just looked at the sportarobbie tag for the first time in like 7 years probably #can you believe i wrote a shitty horror fanfiction about lazytown #it was a ripoff of mlp cupcakes where robbie kidnapped sportacus and tortured him to death #i also wrote another fanfiction where i inserted my depressed ass into the happy and childish world of lazytown #i also made some sportarobbie art i never published because i was too insecure at the time #and then i read some weird ass fanfic on deviantart where robbie and sportacus had turned into animals for some reason idk #all because of the we are number one meme

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butchviking · 8 months

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could u describe your feelings about Cheerard

ogh man. i am like always going off about this 2 people but u put me on the spot like that i get scared. um.

well. first of all she represents freedom 2 me. gerard has clearly always been kind of a feminine dude, "i was a girl to a lot of people growing up" "i have always identified a fair amount with the female gender" "masculinity has always made me feel like it wasnt right for me".. he expressed this 2 some degree w stage looks, w all the makeup & everything, and sure mcr have always had adoring fans but he also very much has always always been called a fag mcr have always all been called fags on the regular people have not always been kind. and hesitant alien era he was clearly going thru a lot and thinking about a lot. and from that angle it just meant the world to see him like. openly crossdress in the public eye for the first time (we know he's crossdressed before but never in the public eye u know?) and look so HAPPY. with his friends who support him. and u could feel the love u could see it u could almost hold it in ur hands. that was true of the whole tour ofc but it made me wail and cry seeing his buddies giving him a hug and everyone cheering and loving and supporting him. as a gnc person who has also gone thru Gender Issues. and the fact that he was doing it all at 45 with grey hairs and wrinkles and sinewy middle-aged-man legs. there is a future u know. there is a future. and theres happiness there. and he just looked like he was having so much fun and not giving a fuck.. again, vibe of the whole tour, but it was so special 2 see him dancing and jumping and twirling..

also. hm. hard to know how to phrase this one without just copying out a previously written essay. as a woman, who also was once a girl, feminity is something that has often been forced on me. the world has tried to make it a prison for me and i have chewed through the bars kicking and screaming. and over the years ive stubbornly gone very much the other way and eschewed anything that could b considered feminine and viewed all things feminine as evil and as a cage. bc thats what that was to me. but the thing is that not everything deemed feminine is necessarily bad. ive avoided gentleness and vulnerability as much as ive avoided superficial aesthetic markers of femininity like skirts and pink and whatever. (and i have lost some kindness but i was a girl too and you were just like me and i was just like you..) and. hm. you know that thing transmascs sometimes say about looking at transwomen and being like "i forgot that womanhood could be enjoyed i forgot that it isnt the burden to everyone that it was to me"? well obviously i dont agree with that. but as far as feminity rather than womanhood i think thats a fair parallel for how i feel about gerard way. there are things i have run from that i see him enjoy and it makes me see them a different way. and it makes me see that it doesn't have to be a prison and by god i do not have to move myself from one cage to another. i'll never be an aesthetically feminine person it's just not who i am or what i enjoy.. and dresses and skirts are superficial things.. but him doing his silly little twirls in his silly little cheerleader dress is a very visual representation of something more. its very symbolic 2 me. and i'll also never be exceptionally feminine in my behaviours or personality either and that's not a bad thing its who i am and im proud of who i am. sometimes anyway. but. there are traits i could do with letting in. that have been hard for me to let in. he/she (that is gerard/cheerard fjdksk gerard is a he hes a real human man but cheerard is a symbol a concept a character and she's a she to me. sorry i dont make the rules my brain does) is a representation of all of this 2 me.

all of this 2 say gender is fake and u can do what u want and u just have to be yourself and be what u want 2 be and be what makes u happy and what brings love and joy. and u dont have to sit in a hole about it u dont have 2 write emily or drugstore perfume u dont have to wish u could bring her back from the dead or whatever. sometimes u just gotta wear a silly little cheerleader dress and go have fun. metaphor but also very real 2 me i WILL be buying a custom made cheerard dress and it will probably b the only dress i'll ever wear in my adult life fjfkkdj

#thanks fr asking i was actually in a really shitty mood bc i didnt wake up in time 2 go get a cheerard cake printed #getting 2 ramble on abt her has lifted my spirits im on my way 2 buy green food colouring 2 frost some cupcakes instead #everythings coming up cheerard 😁😁😁#ask #anonymous #typed half of this while walking btw and im not rereading it.. hope it makes sense <3 #now everyone go listen to when i was a boy dar williams RIGHT NOW !!!!!!#then maybe listen to not that kind of girl :3

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ridiculously-over-obsessed · 5 months

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Idk what is up with 2023 but can you pls stop killing off my comedy dads??? Like wtf???

#max rambles a lot #pls first matthew perry and now andre braugher 😭😭😭#i'm so sad he was so young and seemed like the lovliest guy i????#it's been a pretty shit year and this is just the shit cherry on top of the shitty cupcake #god i am so ready for next year #really over 2023 at this point #there have been a few fleeting moments that have been beautiful but the majority of it??? absolute shit #no more celebrity deaths now i've decided #that's it 2023 has had it's lot

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night-creeps · 5 months

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I hate making cookies

#shoulda made cupcakes or smth #my oven is too shitty for cookies #theyre all burnt on the bottom #and im not even halfway done the batter this recipe made #and i STILL have to make caramel for the center #this sucks #at least they taste alright #they would be better if they didnt KEEP BURNING ON THE BOTTOM #grah #i love baking but I dont like baked goods very much so I only do it when bringing them somewhere #cause my graduation from my course is tomorrow so theres a potluck #but GRAH #i think the almond flour and needing to substitute baking soda mighta made them a bit more difficult but idk #they still taste fine so whatever #at least this much fucking batter is giving me room to figure out the best way to bake them #cause theyre so thin that the burnt bottoms rly destroy the taste

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rejectedfables · 7 months

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the apparent lack of cum scented candles available for sale is a travesty. An attack on comedy. The existence of candles that SEEM to be cum scented (and are labeled things like "CUM" or "smells like cum in here") but when you try to add to cart and it asks you what normal inoffensive scent you want it to smell like? A homophobic hate crime. I'm trying to make my house smell worse!

#Nonsense #Anyway if anybody knows where I can find semen scented candles HMU #I want to bring all of you on this horrendous journey with me so you too can suffer at the hands shitty novelty online shops #misleading you that they'll sell you fun unique products when it's just a normal product with an annoying label instead #If I wanted lavender vanilla cupcakes I'd go to a candle shop I WANT SOMETHING WEIRD THATS WHY IM ON GOOGLE

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flamboyant-king · 2 years

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I’ve been hearing different kinds of art advice and I’m torn on them.

Should you go through and finish something even though it doesn’t look good and is flawed in many ways OR scrap the piece and do it a different way/abandon the idea altogether?

#im a person who doesnt want to waste resources. If im unsure of the outcome then i dont do it #i dont know how to sew or bake because i dont want to waste fabric or ingredients on a fuck up #but i want to have fun DOING SOMETHING. Like haha baking cupcakes would be fun haha oh no its burnt #i havent gone through with ANY STORY IDEA ive had because i dont know how it willbegin all the way to the end #and im hearing advice like make that shitty make that shitty game but i cant bring myself to even start it #like i CANT make things without a purpose. If i dont have the finished product in mind #im too afraid to mess up im too afraid to fail #but like doing nothing is worse than failing no?#the other advice i saw was just leaving things as sketches. Not everything needs to be finished and not everything needs to be seen #and thats another issue i have. Not only will i not do things unless i know the productis good #i wont show you guys anything unless its appealing. And combining those two..li just dont make anything anymore #like…i cant take either advice because of how embarassed ashamed and afraid of failure i am #i want to let loose. I want to be free. I want to create nonsense from the heart rather than thinking everything through and through #every meticulous detail. Every sketch upon sketch upon sketchto deliver on something no one will see #i get that. I get that im not hot shit. Im not big or important. I have nothing left to bring to the table and #i guess knowing that stops me from doing anything because i think that the only thing im allowed/forced to do is make things worthy #i dont display my art in my room anymore. I dont doodle random things anymore. I open commissions because my drawings need a purpose #and thats stupid because im nobody. I have no purpose. My purpose is just to enjoy life. And being like THIS isnt enjoying life #its not even drawing its just anything. Socializing being with friends or family. Watching movies or playing games #i cant enjoy myself. Because i dont know how its going to GO. Thats not living. Life isnt fucking planned. Its spontaneous #but i cant DO that. And I dont know how to fix it.#but thats enough about me. What advice to you go by? Just going with it or redoing it?

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daisymeade · 1 year

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February is almost over and I still haven't done anything for Femslash Feb! But that's okay, because I'm sapphic as fuck all year and I can set a fic on AO3 for WHENEVER I WANT! Hahahaha!!! 😈🔥

#another shitty birthday also behind me #but at least i got to see some wonderful galfrey art and my beloved brought samosas ice cream and red velvet cupcakes home!!!!#we'll just ignore the like five times i cried yesterday LOLOL #personal

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publicuniversalenemy · 1 year

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people suck and are evil and im stomping them to death with my big fucking boots

#went to show tonight in cupcake getup #for the record i looked cute as hell #and the shows great but theres nowhere to sit and i feel like im watching though a tv screen #so halfway through i decide to leave #and on my way out i hear these two guys fucking mocking me for how i was dressed #and i quote #‘aww im not having any fun’ ‘i didnt see this part on tiktok’#<-said in the most derisive and mocking tone imaginable Definitely aimed at me #so basically people are shitty and mean and i was SO CUTE but nobody appreciated it #and now i never wanna go to a show again #and also im convinced that im not meant to feel belonging ever in my entire life #or be a part of any group or have friends or anything #which i know is irrational but still. its how i feel and i feel it often #:(#whatever the fuck

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telestoapologist · 11 months

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me: god spider is sooooo hot

also me: this opportunistic slimebag would open the most dogshit cupcake stand in the last city so he can launder glimmer

#daddy longlegs #anyone else remember the rampant cupcake stores in the US back in the earlier 2000s #a lot of those were money laundering fronts apparently #makes sense if you’re buying a dry shitty cupcake for $15 #cw food