#whatever the fuck

[dualcertifiedtkstrand]

i thought yall were joking about tommy and buck but that LOOK???? THE SHOULDER TOUCH?? bi!buck is IMMINENT and i can’t wait for jealous!eddie to make an appearance. tommy you will always be famous

#tuck #bummy #bucktommy #whatever the fuck #buddie #evan buck buckley #eddie diaz #tommy kinard #bi buck #911 spoilers #911 spec #911 abc

[notactiveartblog]

A little behind the scenes for the dreamling comic. This is a rejected sketched page. I just want to try a whole different idea for the whole thing!

#the sandman #dreamling #once upon a dreamling comic #artists on tumblr #fanart #honestly the colors arent working either #whatever the fuck #destroying perfectionism by posting one sketch at a time

[faejilly]

so average-mako-enjoyer made this post about Shepard being forced to have a social media account for morale and only posting hamster pictures and like

I read that and immediately had four different Shepards yelling at me in my head (I blame @shadoedseptmbr's Aedan tags) 🤣🤣🤣

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Weaver would in fact include hamster pictures, but they'd be macro pictures of like, whiskers and toes only.

The whole account would all only be macro photos. No tags, no comments, no explanations, no definitions. No time stamps or metadata, all expertly wiped, no location cues beyond maybe the quality of the light... which isn't that hard to manipulate after all, if you've got an omnitool and some good flashlight/spotlight blueprints.

It's all just exquisite close-ups of pieces of gravel and seeds and leaves and pollen or fractions of circuit boards and weird screws or clamps or the odd pattern of wear on a [redacted but clearly the Mako for those in the know] tire.

She and Aeden would clearly get along great.

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Ngaio would flat out refuse. (She would've done it if she'd met Traynor sooner, because she can refuse Traynor nothing, but that was too late, on several levels.)

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Ella would be asked to make an account after she gets her N7 status and starts showing up in the news periodically; she's told to try and soften the public image of the infamous Butcher of Torfan.

She does set something up, posts some generic pretty Alliance Training Stock Photos, the kind you get in a recruiters office, but that's it for ages.

And then she posts five separate in-depth tutorials in a row, three on astronomy and two on France of all things, one specifically about the language, one about cooking.

Then nothing again.

And then a three-part series on astral navigation, and how different species figured out the math for measuring where the fuck they were in space.

Then a thing on baking with chocolate, including how to convert levo recipes to dextro (and vice versa) and which things were more likely to translate into something that might still taste good.

She never shows herself however, so it does fuck all to counter all the pics and videos of her stalking around heavily armed and armored in full gear, occasionally with a bit of a blue halo from biotics usage, generally glaring or scowling as she avoids reporters trying to get a comment.

Most people don't connect her socials to the Butcher of Torfan at all, and those that do assume someone else is running the account in her name in a failed Alliance PR stunt.

After the Battle of the Citadel, there are enough recordings of her helping with clean-up efforts and being polite at formal ceremonies to make it clear that the Butcher and the Shepard-who-goes-on-weird-tangents-on-social-media are actually the same person, who is also POSSIBLY a galactic hero, so the whispers about Torfan finally start to fade out a little...

And then she dies.

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Ward would be some terrifying (but delightful once you got past the scowl) combination of Adam Savage and Mercury Stardust because he would legit show people how to take things apart and upgrade and fix them (and which bits are 'legal-ish' depending on whether they technically own them or not) but also things probably explode sometimes (or at the very least spark A Lot™️) and Tali guests wearing glorious (flame-retardant) Turian fashions and ALSO sometimes PROPRIETARY TECH THAT IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE PUBLIC KNOWLEDGE and no one ever bleeps ANY of Jack's swearing and sometimes the three of them are gleefully trying to make something that probably shouldn't exist and some poor Alliance PR officer cries in their office sometimes because they are actually spectacular PR and GREAT for morale and also they break so many TOS's but it's Commander Fucking Shepard so who's gonna tell him to stop?

#mass effect #me ot #OC BBs #weaver shepard #ngaio shepard #ella shepard #ward shepard #did I have a random meta/headcanon tag? #I cannot remember #whatever the fuck

[han-merlin]

I have had an epiphany

We have let Lionel Scaloni and Leandro Paredes get away with TOO DAMN MUCH

1. La Scaloneta

Immediately starting off with this COUPLES ASS PHOTO. Boyfriend ass pose with the arm wrapped around him and Leandro gripping his forearm. I swear to God. "La Scaloneta ❤️" boy shut the fuck up 😑

2. The Hug TM

Scalo holding it together until he sees Leandro? Stoic serious no emotions Scaloni breaking the fuck down when Paredes goes to hug him? Uhuh okay.

And later saying "it was a relief when Leandro ran to hug [him] because he had suffered a lot in the seleccion"??? That it was a "very emotional ans lovely hug"????? O k a y

3. "Chico adorable"

Saying LEANDRO IS ONE OF HIS "FAVOURITES IN THE WHOLE TEAM" AND THAT HE "IS AN ADORABLE BOY"

Uhuh okay that's kind of in love behaviour but sure 😑😑😑

4. Some gay ass possessive bullshit

Aww, what a sweet, smiley photo. Except wait. Where is Leandro's leg?? Where is Scalo's hand???

That's right. Leandro is half sat ON Scaloni's lap, and Scalo is holding onto Leandro's thigh to keep him there.

I will say nothing. I cannot speak. If I speak I am in big trouble.

5. Bonus: Leandro staring at Scaloni like he hung the stars or some equally sappy bullshit

The end. I have made my case. 🫡

#blame them for being so gay not me #🤨🏳️‍🌈? #in public you behave like this?? 🤨🤨 #they have been allowed to get away #with BLATANT HOMOSEXUALITY #FOR TOO DAMN LONG #they are adorable i love them please #chico adorable #this long ass post #i regret nothing #leandro paredes #lionel scaloni #scaredes??? paroni???? #whatever the fuck #argentina nt #la scaloneta #la seleccion

[creamvolts]

Its becoming tooooooo difficult. perspective, position, expression, i try too hard. maybe i should just switch to simplicity

blah blah deletin this later bc i sound stupid

#fuckin.. #have trad art sometimes #cant get that shit right for the life of me #maybe vent idk #whatever the fuck #i shouldnt be crying over this at 6 in the morning #ill delete this later bc it makes me sound like a lil bitch #I HATE DRAWING TRADITIONAL

[publicuniversalenemy]

*smacks my mutuals* reblog more posts now, damn you!!!! entertain me!!! entertain me!!!!

#this is just a teehee moment fyi #im not smacking yall Meanly just affectionattely #my dash is DEAD rn aaghhhh #whatever the fuck

[caudenart]

First thing that came to mind from this post

#splatoon #splatoon shiver #splatoon frye #fryever #shivrye #whatever the fuck #shiver x frye #caudenart

[crsentfairy]

oh to have a consistent and aesthetically cohesive sim style

#crsent.txt #whatever the fuck

[ufolvr]

hey did you know you can just draw anything? crazy.

+ bonus tiny thing bc im not posting this one anywhere else

#i hate coloring with a mouse so any imperfections you see r just Me not fucking wanting to fix them #art tag #self insert #selfshipping #selfship #self insert community #mlm selfship #mlm self insert #self ship #self insert art #elec man #elecman #quicksilver #oc: quicksilver #plantman #plant man #whatever the fuck #mega man oc #megaman oc #mm oc #thats fucking enough i think

[cistematicchaos]

💀 My pain doctor, who said we could keep upping my *meds for chronic pain* until my chronic pain was “manageable enough to live”, just told me “actually we’re staying at this rate, I won’t go up anymore.” 

I CAN’T EVEN STAND TO TAKE A SHOWER. Motherfucker, I could barely walk to the BATHROOM with a CANE and assistance the other day for DAYS. IN WHAT WORLD IS THIS MANAGEABLE. Now, I’ve gotta get on the phone and actually TALK to her! What the FUCK. 

There shouldn’t be a “syke” moment in my life with all my doctors! If this woman does not become serious, I swear...She said we could keep upping it and she apparently LIED? The hell. I hate doctors, fr, I’m not even sorry, jesus fuck. 

#'you're so young i don't want to put your meds too high' #ma'am i will DIE if you do not give me enough drugs to survive! #like fr I will [redacted] it will happen and it will be your fault #motherfucking shit i hate this medical system i hate these doctors i hate people lying to me about my health! #imna hit her with my cane next i see her if she doesn't fix this shit #(is that a joke you may wonder #no #no it really is not) #((i won't do it bc i can't afford to get sued but it's still not a joke) #i don't even know what to call this! #is this ableism??? #it just seems like plain out LYING to me but whatever #chronic pain #fibro things #chronic illness #chronic disabilities #spoonie #cripple punk #whatever the fuck #i'm so annoyed abt it #chaos is speaking

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

I wish there was a way to get back at unprofessional companies who don't have the decency to send rejection emails. You're expected to jump through hoops and play a stupid game of make believe where you put on your best wage slave mask and dance like a fucking monkey for their enjoyment, so many unwritten rules and social cues and codes, and then they give you nothing. I wish it were a two way street. I wish you could punish them in a way that actually effects their business for wasting your time and stringing you along for no reason. A nasty email to the hiring manager would do nothing but put me on a blacklist, and they'd use it as proof that they made the right decision in ghosting me, so there's nothing I can do to get even. I feel like a child being bullied, where even if I attack back it makes me look bad and they win because they don't care. It's a game, and I'm losing.

#rant #whatever the fuck #who cares #i'm so tired

[transingthoseformers]

Art time

On the left: the old version

On the right: 2.0 version as of Thursday of September 14th, 2023, 9:21 pm Eastern standard time

#look idk why i put the exact time I'm posting this; it's for shit and giggles #he also does not have a name #maccadam #transformers #oc #tf oc #art tag #oc art #whatever the fuck #there is no quality but click if you want #this fucker took me too long

[platinumchapel]

✰…

#i’m just a piece of meat #whatever the fuck

[coyotevallie]

soridiah is the most logical non-canon jedidiah ship bc soren is the only one insane enough to look at jedidiahs fucking nonsense with sydney and be like mmmm i want me some of that

#soridiah #sorediah #whatever the fuck #sorenidiah #also?? maybe?? #no clue what the shipname is despite loving them fearly #jedidiah martin #soren baltimore

[han-merlin]

Okay Becks. 🤨 Okay. You win, well played, etc.

You succeeded in half your evil plan.

Now.

I just need you to do something for me.

If we're already diving into this horrendous Americaball thing headfirst, then why not go all in, eh?

Just. As a small consolation prize. To take away from the fact that this is AMERICAball we are talking about.

Sergio can tackle everyone and give the Americans an ankle injury spree the likes of which they've never seen before. Or something.

Just a thought 😑. But also, maybe, a bit of a threat 🔫🔫

#americaball #david beckham #lionel messi #sergio ramos #ramessi #whatever the fuck #if everything's already gone to hell #then why the hell not add fuel to the fire #inter miami

[publicuniversalenemy]

using ALL of my self control to NOT buy a lava lamp at target rn

#it so tempting… #whatever the fuck