If I see any of you shitheads quoting Osama Bin Laden or getting anywhere near saying that a literal terrorist has a point it is on sight and I cannot fucking emphasize that enough
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[ID: SVSSS fanart of Shen Qingqiu and Liu Qingge. It's the scene from volume 1 where Liu Qingge is having a qi deviation. He's on the floor, face and clothes splattered with blood. Shen Qingqiu has a hand on his shoulder, and smiles as he says, "You're too hot- I mean too young to die. We should be friends now." Liu Qingge scowls at him, angry and confused, thinking "wtf" repeatedly and with question marks floating around his head. /end ID]
this is basically what happened i think
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imo byler should have a slow kiss at first like theyre both leaning in, blushing thinking 'oh my god i cant believe this is happening', theyre both nervous and they kiss briefly but like not too briefly, a good solid kiss to let it sink in, and then we should get to see mikes face and he looks almost surprised and he has an 'oh, this is how its suposed to feel' moment and will's nervous bcs mike's just staring at him with his mouth open so he asks "was that... okay?" and then mike gets the biggest grin on his face and he nearly knocks will over with the enthusiasm of the next kiss, or maybe he does knock him over bcs theyre silly like that and they laugh bcs theyre best friends first and should get to act like it and then they get to make out sloppy style on the floor bcs they deserve it and its passionate and not watered down because we're not actually in the 80's and two gay characters should get to make out just like the straight ones have throughout the whole show anyway blink if u agree
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when assigning fob albums to seasons/weather patterns, almost everyone (myself included) assigns ab/ap to summer - oppressive heat, oppressive expectations, oppressive relationships. but i love that the album was released in january, because at its heart it is a dead of winter album. it’s remembering the summer you had, once. it’s about remembering summer’s heat that has long since given way to frost but the memory of it remains and you long for its warmth even as you know that, when summer eventually comes, it will just disappoint you.
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[awakens from my thousand year slumber] pseudo-tangled au inspired by Crowley insisting Gabriel can't go outside — Beelzebub, knowing that Gabriel is somewhere in the bookshop, goes to scope things out before Shax's invasion, and runs into Jim, Aziraphale's clueless, idiotic, cute human (?) assistant.
Jim, wanting to see The Outside, but scared from Crowley and Aziraphale's warnings, promises Beez that he'll help them find Gabriel (he probably thinks Gabriel is a type of book, especially since Beelzebub never seems to hear him when he tells them people call him Gabriel) if they can safely show him The Outside.
After eluding a frantic Crowley and Aziraphale, running from the police (how was Jim supposed to know he couldn't just walk out of places with Shiny Things??), seeing the strange and wonderful things The Outside has to offer, dancing at a Human Music Festival, getting Jim better clothes, and Jim somehow saving Beelzebub from being tracked down by heaven, Beelzebub finds themself reluctantly charmed by the silly, strange human (??)
Especially since something about him seems so familiar...
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the implications of these two 0.5 second shots from the bts has had me in a chokehold since I first saw em. I’m going insane. just??? look at them. standing on the porch of a abandoned house. romantic sunset. talking about their future, mayhaps? finally having A Conversation, perchance?
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I’m not sorry for the flood of posts focusing on the antisemitism Jews around the world are facing btw. Until I stop seeing you motherfuckers posting antisemitic garbage on the daily and having to block people constantly for it I will not stop shoving in your faces as much as I can what your refusal to address the rampant antisemitism across the political spectrum has led to for us. Learn some fucking nuance and how to not be a raging fucking nazi sounding dickbag, sit the fuck down, and shut the fuck up especially if you’re a white non-Palestinian goy
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fanfic writer asks
✨ Choose three adjectives to complement your own writing.
this is mental torture btw. this is cruel and unusual punishment. Uh. Let Me See Here. long, thought-out, consistent
📥 What is your fave fic to receive comments/messages on?
All Of Them, but it changes. usually the most recent thing i've posted, because usually i'm stuck in the curve of doom (trying not to delete it) and comments mean So So Much. so right now, that would be my modern luztoye oneshot <3
🍰 Name one of your fave comfort fics (doesn’t have to be your all time fave).
@almost-a-class-act's You Got the Best of Me and @ep6bastogne's the last voyage are just. Beautiful. if i'm going through something, i WILL be pouring over these fics like they are Ancient Texts from the gods
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