#so it doesn’t count

[sneef-to-a-snorf-fight]

me pre-hrt: eh idc how big my boobs get i just want something there

me now, with d cups: biggerbiggerBIGGERBIGGERBIGGER

#i dont have cleavage very easily yet #so it doesn’t count

[jinkieswouldyoulookatthis]

#I think they did more than drive in it if you catch my drift #wink wink nudge nudge #lol! #you cannot convince me that these two weren’t fucking #wincest #but like canon au wincest #so it doesn’t count #it totally counts #rich!chesters #au!sam #au!dean #huntercorp

[likemereckless]

Missed opportunity…

Veronica: Really? Betty with a ponytail?

Jughead: I don’t know. For some reason it feels right to me.

#bughead #Riverdale #my random thoughts #though I like 1950s Archie #don’t shoot me #they aren’t even themselves right now #so it doesn’t count

[captkiddd]

after a convo between me and Sky, I’ve now come to this grand idea and headcanon that Brook is acespec n panromantic— it makes me so happy hehe

to elaborate, the conversation went a little something like this:

Sky: “I think is would be funny if we found out Brook doesn't want to see panties because women are hot but because he's just kinda curious. Like it's still weird but that would make kinda funny.”

Astrid: “i agree”

Sky: “He finally gets a yes one time by some girl who likes him or something but he's just like "ok cool that's what they look like" and just fucking walks away”

Astrid: “YES HE WOULD OMG HAHSHSHSHS”

Sky: “She's like wait ‘you don't mean in a sexual way’ and he's like, ‘what? No! I just wanted to see what they looked like’ ”

the convo went on from there but we pretty much came to this idea that it would be neat if Brook was just actually really curious about what panties looked like n shit and he doesn’t actually want anything sexual.

We also came up with this idea that he was Ace and Panromantic and I think it would be neat if Oda gave him a wacky little platonic buddy (bonus points if they’re musically inclined) who he can be silly with.

(Also the idea that people just assume him and said buddy are dating even tho they’re not and they’re just really close pals is very neat to me :3)

#one piece #op #soul king brook #op brook #brook one piece #brook headcanons #I would talk about how this should be real #but this is a headcanon #so it doesn’t count #unfortunately for me ofc

[delicateimage]

Why do I always have snot in my nose like a Victorian orphan boy

#and I never get sick in the first place #a lie kinda but I haven’t been like bed ridden sick since 2020 and I might’ve been patient zero #so it doesn’t count #when I was in middle school I had to pick fcking toilet seats to even get a sniffle #I’m literally aging like a 50 year old 😭 #LICK NOT PICK

[jakeowen]

mark sloan only good man and that’s that

#before you ask alex karev is not a man he’s just a little boy #so it doesn’t count

[lyriumsings]

this is why you don’t draw at 2am bc now it’s 5am and i’m so fucked lmaooo and i know in the morning these sketches are gonna look ass but also i’m just happy i drew something

#it was unserious doodles anyway #not actual wips #so it doesn’t count #just literal doodles i’m not gonna do anything with #imma sleep now tho #lyriumsinhsbyxg #lyriumsings txt #bruh that first attempt tho #i’m gonna keep it there bc it’s funny lmaoooo #my vision is blurry

[queen-raven-imp]

A Wordgirl-themed fortune-teller I made in quarantine. I just found it in my desk drawer, and I forgot how much work I put into it 😅

The question is “Which WG Villain are You?” and each color corresponds to a villain (the symbols on the flaps are a clue).

#Wordgirl #wordgirl fandom #wordgirl meme #crafts #Wordgirl fortune teller #which WG villain are you? #I got LDW #but I made the fortune teller #so it doesn’t count #pick a color #yes I spelled cheese with a z

[lolalolituh]

TW‼️⚠️: sh, sa, vi0l3nc3

not necessarily in that order.

i crave violence.

not really. at least not on others. primarily myself. feel like i deserve it. ofc it’s like. really awful such a horrible feeling to feel towards myself but. i really don’t care.

i used to sh when i was younger and it was such a feeling that is indescribable. i don’t support it at all. i believe everyone should go seek help whenever they can. wherever they can. anyway. i hate myself to the point where nothing really matters what happens to me. i’m honestly only alive because of my pet. i love my pet. i love her so much. i might even go down with her when it’s her time. but that’s something i’d rather not talk about. i would not like to take my own life because i dread the thought of leaving her and having her wonder where i am. where i have gone. i can’t do that to her.

anyway. this isn’t supposed to be a suic1d@l post. just something to let off some steam.

on the bright side. i got my license. stressful. but now that i have it. my mom wants me to reach out and spend some time with the guy that broke me. supposedly my best friend.

best friends don’t touch other friends in their no no square without consent. best friends don’t wake you up at the crack ass of dawn to their penis rubbing on your butt. best friends are supposed to care when you cry. not ask to see your tits. best friends are supposed to be understanding. not mentally abusive.

i hate him. and he never apologized for any of it. but, my mother loves him. hate her for it.

my lips burn. i keep biting them.

and my knees hurt from work.

#tw violent thoughts #tw #tw sui implied #tw sui ideation #tw sui vent #gaslight gatekeep girlblog #girl blogger #blog #croquette #speak now taylor’s version #tw sa vent #tw self h4rm #tw self destructive behavior #tw selfhate #tw sh related #i’m hot #so it doesn’t count #soft lips #i'm just so tired #im just tired #tired #tired af #mentally tired #i need therapy #therapy #please #cruel summer #Spotify #rotting #rotting away

[official-redhood]

tagged by @stonechild to put my spotify on repeat playlist on shuffle and list the first 10 songs (thank you my beloved!)

1. You First - Paramore

2. Creep (Glee Cast Version) - Glee Cast (LISTEN…)

3. Trust Fall - Pinkshift

4. nothing (in my head) - Pinkshift

5. VOID - Melanie Martinez

6. MESS U MADE - MICHELLE

7. Big Man, Little Dignity - Paramore

8. Kingslayer (feat. BABYMETAL) - Bring Me The Horizon, BABYMETAL

9. Running Out Of Time - Paramore

10. This Is Why - Paramore

I tag whoever wants to do it! Sorry I’m lame lol

#I skipped one song but it’s only on repeat bc it’s an audition song #so it doesn’t count #as you can see paramore owns me rn #my post #eerie listen to MICHELLE you’ll love them

[morgenlich]

I need to take a longer trip to Ireland at some point bc i have spent a full week in poland and have lived in germany (and will be doing so again soon) so ireland is the one major source of my ancestry that I haven’t been to yet which is funny bc my family is far more Irish than it is polish or German

#i will be passing thru Dublin airport when I fly to Berlin next month tho #for uh #an hour and a half layover #so it doesn’t count

[jellycryptid]

Had a dream after like ages and I was into a man😭 and we kissed and we tried to fuck but kept getting interrupted so then we were going to his car and I woke up. It was a youtuber like ????? It was quite nice it’s just the man bit that’s ?

#if it were a lesbian I would’ve been soo wired waking up #but im rlly never at peace huh #I did dream early this week but all I remember is putting on my sports bra and that’s it lol #so it doesn’t count #me talking

[faeriecap]

*elsa voice* ooohhhhh i’m such a fool i was so focused on writing scenes with bucky and steve’s friends bc i didn’t want to just include clint and sam as side characters who give bucky permission to date steve or are comic relief like most old fic does that i completely forgot about stevenat friendship omg i need ideas for scenes where they interact besides the one i already have when bucky had a panic attack

#i speak #jays fanfics #jays dublin au #steeb #bucket #sammich #nat <3 #fran fine #natasha is such a little freak in this au hahahaha so many possibilities #she’s MY little freak tho #oh also i guess there’s the scene where she breaks clint’s nose by accident as well but like everyone’s there for that #even peggy #so it doesn’t count

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 218

“Moom, there’s yellow-eyed creeps fighting ninjas outside the window again!” 

Danny sighed, taking a deep breath- in for ten, out for eight- as he set the pot he was cleaning back in the sink. Dan- currently six- came running in from the living room of the apartment, where he was watching TV. Or he should have been if not for the bullshit outside. 

He sighed again, picking up baby Ellie- currently closer to two- out of her highchair (even if she could just float out) and let his oldest drag him to the window. Sure enough, another fight was happening, with no vigilante in sight stopping it. Look, he knew most people didn’t live here, but it was still rude. 

“Jordan, remember how I told you how violence isn’t always the answer?” Danny asked sweetly, Dan’s expression shifting to a wicked grin as he opened the window. “Feel free to practice tossing some fireballs while I clean up your sister, yeah?” 

Ah, the sweet sound of surprised cursing and startled ecto-signatures. Maybe they’d be polite enough to take their spar elsewhere. 

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Danny: I’m going to be a better parent than my parents & not get distracted by work #He has a couple of the clones’ cores too #Does it count as mpreg? #Danny has a garden shop/bookstore at ground level #He’s gotten better at cooking but he doesn’t trust them not to come alive so he sticks to drinks #Halfas are like phoenixes when they have to retreat to their core #They come out as babies thanks to having to rebuild their human flesh body from scratch #Why yes they’re in Gotham- he’s lived in several different cities over the last few decades #Doesn’t look a day over thirty somehow (it’s the ectoplasm) #Space Core Danny #Sun Core Dan #Moon Core Ellie #Why yes he named his clone-sons after stars #Shadow Core Orion #Bed Sheet Ghost #Earth Core Rigel #Monster Ghost #Light Core Algor #Tiny Ghost #Sun Core Draco #Yes Danny is an adult with a pair of small children & 4 more on the way what of it #dad danny #Mom Danny #He is both #prompts

[mysterycitrus]

let dick grayson have sex with a man on page

#unfortunately outsiders 2003 was off panel so. doesn’t count. #dick grayson #nightwing #dc comics #spokes