#so mad I cried

[gods-favorite-autistic]

Track list for Fig and the Cig Figs independently published Junior Year album (officially named “Infaethable”)

Teenage Rebellion

Night Yorb (a heavy metal banger)

Summer Scaries

Devils Nectar

Time Quangle (a love song about Ayda)

Multiclass (Gorgug sings on this!)

The Ballad Of Lucy Frostblade (Kristen was the one who convinced Fig to write this)

So Late, So Tactical

Do You Have A Fucking Warrant

Cassandra (Can You Hear Me)

Hall Of Mirrors

President Applebees (written entirely in the night after Kristen gets elected by a drunk Fig with extremely drunk notes by Kristen)

Raging For Love (inspired by Gorgug, of course)

The Elven Oracle (Has A Day Job) (So Stop Bothering Her)

Maximum Legend

Fury Of The Ball

Cursed

Infaethable

The Bad Kids

#i neeeeed fig to go indie it’s her destiny #she promises each of them that she’ll dedicate at least one song to them and then dedicates a track to each of them individually #sklondas seething a tiny bit that she called riz the ball but he won’t stop playing it so it keeps getting stuck in her head #adaine summons mephits to help with her track #you can hear her in the background near the end yelling ‘yeah!’ and ‘fuck off!’ #fabian wanted his to sound like a shanty but fig said it wouldn’t go with the vibe of the album #they eventually compromised by having the noise of waves and seagulls subtly in the background throughout #kristen actually cried the first time fig played the ballad of lucy frostblade for them #summer scaries sounds like an olivia rodrigo song #gorgug gets a sick drum solo in raging for love #time quangle opens with fire crackling and a bird cawing and a quiet clip of ayda saying ‘I love you’ before the instrumental starts #fig stuck a quiet sound clip of gilear saying ‘oh fuck’ and then a louder sound clip of her saying ‘oh fuck!’ in cursed #devils nectar is one of the slower tracks on the album #hall of mirrors is heavily inspired by the events at evil mordred and baron so you can hear a lot of influences from baronesian music in it #fig has a fucking sick as hell guitar solo and a couple of samples from just the bottomless pit in general in infaethable #Gorthalax also gets some lyrical input on it #fig manages to get a clip of riz saying ‘the ball bitch!’ to kalvaxus in freshman year to put in fury of the ball #is this too long for an album? maybe but who cares I love this #a good portion of the profits made from the album goes towards college for the party #having thoughts about fig and the cig fig’s Junior year album #autism (mads) speaks #fantasy high #fhjy #fig faeth #fantasy high junior year #dimesnion 20 #d20 fantasy high #fig and the cig figs

[ilynpilled]

“killing off deeply traumatized character that was so close to happiness and healing after all they have been through is bad writing” is such a deeply unserious criticism and so many of you keep pretending like it isnt

#many different versions of this take exist even if at first glance it is wrapped in a more intellectual packaging #like im not saying u cannot come for certain stories like this im sure some are executed like shit and cheap but this by itself is #is so stupid im sorry #lol #i see cries of shockvalue when it really wasnt and u r just mad that ur blorbo’s story was a tragedy #and treated as tragedy #and it made u sad #not talking about got bc i do think most of those were bad for a plethora of reasons but even then if u come at it from this angle #its unserious

[suchawrathfullamb]

My favorite collective headcanon of our fandom is Hannibal retrieving Winston for Will so he can tag along in their runaway life

#like he would #he so would but only after fucking up bad #cause he knows will wouldn't resist #i shamelessly cried in a fic when this happened #i am unwell for them #nbc hannibal #hannigram #hannibal #will graham #murder husbands #hannibal lecter #mads mikkelsen #hugh dancy #headcannons

[redrobin-detective]

Something I think is very funny is that Ice King, Marcy and Bubblegum have been in each other's orbit for centuries before the main series. Early Marcy, hurt and isolated, I don't think would talk to or about Ice King all that much. I think she just straight up avoided him as much as she could. But she did date Bubbleum pre-series for a while and probably was at least a little emotionally vulnerable.

So I think she mentioned Simon, off handedly, like he wasn't once the most important person in her life. So imagine you're Bubblegum and your notoriously free wheeling, punk rock gf starts talking about this Simon dude. How he saved her from the wasteland, raised her, loved her as a dad and then left without explanation. This... doesn't sound like a real thing that happened. Bubblegum definitely files all Simon stories under "Things Marcy For Sure Made Up."

Now a couple of centuries pass and you learn, all in quite a rush, that not only was Marcy's "Simon" actually real but he's alive, here right now and has been the annoying Ice Wizard that has been kidnapping you for hundreds of years. I think I might lose my mind a little.

#adventure time #simon petrikov #gonna be real 'strange kind wizard adopts me saves me from monsters then abandons me to go crazy' has mad fanfic feel #I don't think a scientist like bubblegum would believe it? #and then out of nowhere its like 'oh hey simon is real and i didn't mention its bc he turned into that weirdo who's always harrassing you' #and then you have Simon back Proper #and you have to contend that your possible future sorta father in law once cried while reading his fanfic to you #they're all such old characters who have existed together for SO LONG #and yet simon and marcy have this deep bg lore that Bubs just straight up doesnt know #its so funny to me

[katabay]

tfw you catch your fellow actors making out at a party later and you get weird™ feelings about it

honestly, as far as theater and off stage relationships go, it's not that weird. however. this is a story. so it's about to get really fucking messy, especially since the play starts to bleed out in places.

more importantly, the actors for antony (cris) and brutus are dating, so this will in no way go terrible wrong ofc (this is a lie)

also! the context/premise for all of this, including everyone's names!

bsky ⭐ pixiv ⭐ pillowfort ⭐ cohost

#this is the kind of premise that will make the antony/brutus enjoyers and the brutecass enjoyers equally mad at me #artemio does try to pursue ariel but it goes sort of wrong because he doesn't totally break up with cris before that #however. cris is already cheating on artemio like WELL before that and ariel's objection is mostly that he doesn't want to get caught up #in their relationship drama. so he immediately gets caught up in their relationship drama #original #komiks tag #tbqh artemio was originally supposed to catch them fucking in someone's bedroom #however. i simply did not feel. like drawing a bed. so they're making out #but understand that in the original draft of this. they are getting hot and heavy and artemio is basically doing voyeurism #all the world's a stage but this is a komik

[meowlod]

focalors in the 4.2 archon quest does something to me. that VOICE is so pretty. the OUTFIT. shes so mother.

i would let her destroy me, make me a mess, do stuff to me and i wouldn‘t mind. please continue.

shes definitely a titty grabber. likes to randomly grab your breasts from behind and squish them like a toy.

or

i think she would be a great cuddle partner, like, she would give you a thousand of warm cuddles. burying and resting her face into the crook of your neck and have her soft arms wrapped around your body as you both lie under the blankets. she wants to keep you warm and comfy so you wont get sick.

oh and shes a big teaser, definitely. basically teases you about everything possible until you get super embarrassed from all of it. and that woman wouldn‘t stop!! no she will not, until you actually want her to stop, then she‘ll respect you and stop, of course.

if she used to battle and fight, then she would teach you on how to use a sword. she is always being careful to not wound you. and if she does, she will just simply heal you or get you bandages.

talks about furina sometimes whenever you both are sitting somewhere, or laying down on a bed.

and when she dies, she wants you to take care of furina. comfort her at any time whenever shes in a sad mood, get her favourite desserts, give her cheek kisses, dance with her, go to her tea parties, etc. make her happy, and focalors would be proud of you.

but you also have to stay close to furina whenever shes in a bad mood. if you went out somewhere without telling her, especially at night, she'll think that you are starting to dislike and leave her, or that you got kidnapped, making her panic. if you come back, the first thing she always does is run up to you and hug you tightly, asking you where you went, and why you didn't tell her that you went out. its best to tell her the truth, or she will ignore you for a day.

but she cant ignore you for long, because she can be a pretty clingy person. slowly crawling into the bed you're sleeping in, quietly wrapping her arms around your body and slowly starting to cuddle you, mumbling to herself about stuff such as “am i too annoying for them?“ or “i'm sorry if i did something you didn't like.“, hoping you wouldn't wake up and hear her talking bad about herself.

furina will randomly pin you to any wall to jokingly flirt with you. if you flirt back, she'll have a red face for the rest of the day! it can be outside, inside, to the bed, to the grass…seriously, everywhere.

if you buy her gifts, especially with desserts inside them, she'll buy you a gift aswell, but a bigger, and a more expensive one.

LOVES to teach you to dance a waltz or help you sing. if you suck at any of those, she will gladly help you because you are someone she deeply cares and trusts.

if you're sad, she comes running up to you with your favourite food, plushies, etc. to comfort you and have you smiling again. she hates seeing you sad, and doesn't want you to go through the stuff she did.

too shy to ask you out on a date, but will pull an all nighter to practice words and flirty pick up lines to say to you. if you're the first one to ask her out on a date, she'll get mostly flustered but will be happy, jumping into your arms and giving you thousand of kisses.

if you guys are together, she's extra clingy and could be a little jealous if a man or a woman stares at you. you're her partner, of course you should be paying attention to her! if you look back at the stranger, she will wrap her arm around your waist and glare at the stranger who was looking at you, silently telling them that you're hers, and shes yours.

animal lover! if she sees a cat or a dog anywhere, she pulls you along and walks towards the little animal and will pet it, feed it, caress it, etc. if you're a animal lover aswell, expect a lot of animal plushies in the house and furina bringing a random cat inside.

if you kiss furina in public infront of everyone, she would push you away and laugh like nothing happened. but if you're somewhere private, hidden, or in a back alley with her, she'll kiss you with alot of passion like she was starving for that kiss.

cake lover. please buy her cake anytime! it can be chocolate, vanilla, strawberry or anything. she will even demand you to get her a cake when she feels like it. or you both just cook a cake together.

can't cook, but is still learning! loves to make sweets, and sometimes asks you for help. if you can't cook aswell, then…expect alot of flour or a whole mess in the kitchen. you both have to clean everything up if you guys are finished with baking or cooking. she can also make YOU clean everything, just to piss you a little off. but she will help a little bit, don't worry.

listens to your problems in life, and talks to you about her problems aswell. you both deeply care for each other, and she trusts you enough to talk about her secrets and stuff she never wanted to mention because of her insecurity.

makes you sit on her lap while you both play games or watch a movie on the tv.

and furina absolutely loves piggy rides.

#focalors smut #furina x reader #focalors x reader #genshin x reader #genshin impact #fontaine #genshin impact x reader #finished the archon quest and furinas story quest and i cried alot.. the story quest was pretty wholesome but sad #the archon quest made me cry so hard that i couldnt stop crying for over 30 minutes god furina what are u doing to me??? #im pretty obsessed with furina and focalors. was kind of mad when focalors mentioned that she cursed furina :(

[ledzeppelinmixtape]

wish house was a real doctor so i could be his mystery insomniac patient and after giving me horse tranquilizers and still not falling asleep he just hits me in the head with his cane and im out like a light

#house md #i was supposed yo be asleep 2 hrs ago cause i planned to get up very early to study but LMAO NO #as soon as i shut my eyes my chest felt like it was being ripped to shreds from anxiety. i love i love it i love it (←says guy who hates it #anyways. i got mad i cried i googled some things frantically and now im in an acceptance phase of 'it is what it is' ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ #i think the thing that makes me the most frustrated is that. i slept like shit last night. like 4hrs maybe!!!! total!!! and so by the time #i started studying today around 6:30 i was eepy. and then by 7:15 my eyes were sooo heavy so i decided to take a 15 min power nap #and i was DREAMING within minutes. i fell asleep that quick. such a deep sleep that my alarm scared me awake #but ofc when im like oh teehee ill go to bet hella early and wake up hella early my brain is like ? no. #if youre still reading. idk im kissing you on the mouth or something. thanks for being here 🫶 #gonna start tagging these posts as #insomnia chronicles

[merilles]

Narmeleth 🌸💖

#I MISS HER SO MUCH *cries* #still mad that lotro gave me an incredibly compelling well written female antagonist with a redemption arc #and then went and killed her! right in front of me!!! #lord of the rings online #lotro #npcs #elves #narmeleth #amarthiel #art #fanart #my art #merilles

[dootznbootz]

Diomedes: Odysseus! I need your help! Nestor's in trouble! Odysseus:

(Book 8 of the Iliad)

#*points to the asshole who abandons and bitches at his comrades when they ask for help and cries all the time* #“That one's my favorite🥰” #the little fucked up wife man >:D #Nestor and Odysseus are both 'storytellers'. I know he's there with Palamedes during the plow thing in SOME versions but idk if THAT'S #maybe the reason why he doesn't give a fuck??? #Diomedes is so nice. :) He's killed so many people and is an amazing warrior but he's also really nice. he tries to save people even #if he puts himself at risk #Mad rambles #iliad #the iliad #diomedes #odysseus #shot by odysseus #tagamemnon #greek mythology

[dead-girl-tells-stories]

Almost finished reading Dungeon Meshi and I got an idea

So in Dungeon Meshi or Delicious in Dungeon, there are these... dungeons.

And from what I have gathered dungeons can be made naturally or artificially but both types have the same few things in common.

They are made to contain demons

They attract adventures

The dungeons have lords who manage/control the dungeon and are given the power to do so by the demons

I know that I'm skimming over some important bits, but long story short, the demons come from an alternate dimension called 'The Infinite Realm' and feed off of people's desires, the Lord of the Dungeon's specifically.

That being said... (incoming dp x dc prompt)

Beings from the Infinite Realms aren't ghosts but demons. And while they do still have obsessions, they lack desires. And so, they've become something they hunger for.

Danny learns this the hard way when he accidentally eats his parents' desire to hunt 'ghosts'.

When the endless, all-consuming hunger, that had been growing inside himself became just a bit satisfied by the action, he got scared. He ran to Clockwork, who immediately explained everything to him.

From there he became terrified. He didn't want to eat people's desires, especially considering that he had some of his own. But CW explained that while other demons will most likely never be satisfied no matter how many desires they consume, because of Danny's halfa status he may be able to. (Also it would be a bad thing if the baby starves itself. No one wants the baby to starve!)

To test out this theory, CW pulls (more than) a couple of strings, and soon his dungeon was set up in Gotham City in the DC universe.

He felt a bit bad since he had to set up shop in another ghost's/demon's territory, but Lady Gotham seemed to have taken a liking to him.

Danny takes his time searching for the most desperate person he can find, (Lady Gotham is leading him to some of the most desperate people in her city, aka the Batfam.), and appears to one of them as a fawn (signifying his hunger and current 'lack' of power). He then looks deep into their mind and offers them the power to fulfill all their desires.

The Batfam? They should be better than this, but damn they were in a tight spot and the city is going to shit because the rouges have been more active than ever, and their family is on the verge of crumbling!... And the answer to fix it all was right there, just within their reach.

They held the fawn in their arms gently. Its ivory wings, coat of starlight, and piercing Lazurus green eyes. Gotham began to change.

A few years later, some members of the JL and the JLD are once again trying their hand at clearing the dungeon but are a bit discouraged because last time their team was wiped out completely.

It was inconvenient how their powers were nullified whenever they were inside the dungeon, but they had yet to find a spell to counteract it.

In an attempt to get past the third floor, they teamed with a team called Team Phantom, which comprised two young adult siblings, their 12-year-old sister, and a few teenagers.

Morally, they were against this. No one this young should be trying to clear the dungeon! But on the other hand, this team was the closest to getting to the fourth floor.

Sucking it up, they teamed up with the young dungeon dwellers and quickly found out why they were so close to getting to the third floor.

These kids were skilled. These kids were powerful. These kids were trained. On top of that, they didn't care about their lives! Because these kids? They wouldn't- no! They couldn't die, and they were using it to their advantage.

The JL/JLD now had much more to worry about than clearing the dungeon.

#dp x dc #dc x dp #dp x dc prompt #dcxdp #dc x dp prompt #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc #dp dc crossover #inspired by dungeon meshi #go read it #or watch it #Danny likes delicious meals so he chooses complex people #it could be a single Batfam member that becomes the lord of the dungeon #if thats the case any of them could work #but the batfam as a whole? #*maniacal laughter* #We all know who team phantom is soooo #if Gotham wasn't a hub for the supernatural before it certainly is now #this was a ploy made by CW and LG so that the baby wouldn't starve itself #they didn't expect it to go like this #this is also me pushing my 'Danny is a cool biblically accurate space deer god looking thing with wings thats so wynorrific #it drives you mad by looking at him but you can't fucking stop so you're stuck in the madness of his horrifying beauty' agenda #also #Danny becomes extremely morally grey in this #not good #not evil #just hungry #sorry if this is shit i wrote the first half half asleep and the next half the next morning when I had lost the idea #*cries* #*sobs*

[majimasleftasscheek]

came across some of ur monster au stuff and started thinking important thoughts. can monster au okita unhinge his jaw like a snake......

of course he can 😏 + bonus kitty

#kiryu is a coward because that sloppy toppy would blow his fucking mind #I like to think in this au nishiki has like a clothing shop and there's just tiger hair all over everything and he cries #ohhhh and majima in human form don't walk too well on human legs so he's mad annoying until kiryu carries him around #yakuza #ryu ga gotoku #monster au #kiryu kazuma #majima goro #saejima taiga #nishikiyama akira #kazumaji #tigerfish #my art #suggestive

[ptanalo]

I'll finish this some other time but...qwq

#my art #gundam witch from mercury #sulemio #suletta mercury #miorine rembran #THEY ARE IT YOUR HONOR #that was a good last ep........cheesy but so good I cried so many times it's just so sweet I I I I CANT #also I thought it was funny how prospera turned into a bundled up old granny #I am so mad at her but I can't not be when she's all cozy like that and suletta forgiving her is like??? FINE I'll begrudgingly do the same #ANYWAYS RLLY SWEET ENDING ALL IN ALL EVERYONE IS GAY IT WAS FUNNY AND GREAT

[tmmylovejoy]

And btw, a massive fuck you to every single youtube clips channel clickbaiting a mans death and his friends reactions to it. I am genuinely wishing so much hatred and ill will upon you.

#i keep seeing them in my recommended. like. i don’t understand how you could post that and think it’s ok. #‘​wilbur CRIES on STREAM’ yeah his friend passed away. stop trying to exploit this situation. #god it makes me so mad #technoblade #wilbur soot

[irlplasticlamb]

i’m so sorry if i seem a bit off or post less in the next week or so — i just found out my beloved 17 years old soulmate cat got diagnosed with bone cancer and he doesn’t have much time left. he lives in my family home with my parents still whilst i’m abroad so it’s double tough because i can’t be with him. i just need some time to calm down and make my peace with everything

#vic.txt #i’m just so damn sad he’s my most beloved boy i got him when i was fucking 7 #we grew up together i cried with him i laughed with him he’s been my companion my number one boy for my entire life #i know it’s silly like yeah it’s a cat not a human being but we formed such a strong bond #when i had c0vid last year he lied with me all day all night #i love him i love him i’m so fucking mad at the universe he does not deserve this fate #and he’s so old the treatment isn’t really an option #he’s fine now he isn’t in pain but as soon as his cancer progresses he will have to be put down so he doesn’t suffer for nothing #i just want to be with him when that happens i want him to know he’s not alone and that i love him very much #txt #tw: animal death #tw: animal sickness

[elvenbeard]

Glitter and Gold

upcoming masc underwear by winks uwu

#cyberpunk 2077 #cp2077 #cp2077 vp #kerry eurodyne #kerry eurodyne x v #vincent ezaki #cyberpunk 2077 vp #virtual photography #my vp #otp: to bad decisions #WHEN I TELL YOU #I CRIED A LITTLE WHEN I TOOK THESE #cause it had been quite a while I sat down to do some shippy shots ;_; #and their hands always kill me and asdöfhasdf #this is also the first time I have them both properly in a shot since I updated Vince's tattoos #and I'm just a mess rn xDD #also not me spending a ridiculous amount of time trying to remember how to make that text colorful #bc tumblr removed the yellow from their palette for some reason and that makes me so mad XD #yellow was always kerry's color when I did little chat-style convos beneath my pics >:[ how dare

[apollos-olives]

I NEED TO BEAT MY HISTORY PROFESSOR WITH A STICK

#im so mad i almost cried in the hallways as i left