#so only the girls /joking

[zombvibes]

anyways off topic just had to use my big thighs to open a water bottle because of how weak and soft my baby hands are

#zombvibes never shuts up #i need one of those hand grip thingies #like the ones deku from mha used that one time #<- don't ask me about the anime i've only seen season one and got bored when the girls didn't really do anything #i only care about the girls in mha... and iida #so only the girls /joking #in my defense it wasn't like... a normal plastic water bottle #it's glass and the top is round without any grip to it

[theoldkyokodied]

Guess who has been rewatching iasip...

#it me. i have been rewatching it! (pointing at myself) #macdennis #iasip #macden #dennis reynolds #mac mcdonald #it's always sunny in philadelphia #girl help lol #i always loved the way they love (violently. obsessively. with hatred and desperation) #is iasip comparable to no exit by jean-paul sarte. discuss #sorry its so weird i usually only reference iasip with jokes. now im here. drawing art #they are hard to draw btw. i just dump all of the doodles at once like usual. mayhaps i'll even upload it to the drive

[romansmartini]

i’m connecting the dots

#succession #girl like gerri used to be the only person who didn't think roman was a joke. #AUUGHBJHSBGJHEWBFJHEWB #WAHHHHHHHHHHH #whatever. let me be delusional for a sec maybe one day she won't think he's a joke again if he gets his act together <3 #jk we are so over

[nightlocked-in]

“peeta is bisexual” you guys are losing the vision. peeta isn’t even straight. katniss INVENTED sexuality for him. whatever katniss identifies as, he’s like “yeah, i’ll take that one” no questions asked

#katnissexual #i’m joking btw #and i agree with yall #he says you’ve ruined all other women for me #yeah twink we know #the hunger games #katniss everdeen #thg #nightlocked-in #everlark #peeta mellark #hunger games headcanon #hunger games incorrect quotes #thg incorrect quotes #bisexual peeta #peeta what’s your sexuality? #idk #what do u mean u don’t know #i’ve never thought about it #well i mean… do you like guys? do u like girls? #he thinks for a second…. girl #just one #katniss he says #i’m convinced in modern au’s when he’s dating someone else he just pictures katniss when fucking and then feels horribly guilty for it later #peeta why don’t you look at me during sex? #huh? oh glimmer uh… i just get distracted by how uh… good it feels. yeah that haha #katniss was his first love in every thing and not only was she his first love she was his ONLY love #so he’s never even considered being attracted to girls besides her #so when he tries to date he finds girls that are objectively attractive but on a scale of 1 to katniss they are still 1’s to him #and that never stops being a problem

[mysteryposter]

what if they were girlfriends

here's the whole sketch page, i sure do love clutter. and lesbians and also robots

#idrk my rationale behind this one it was the voices mostly #v2 and the mindflayers have some of my fav designs in the game and they both got that girl boss energy so they should kiss #and also this fandom needs some more yuri sorry #also the only ship art ive been drawing lately is mlm BOOOOORING #(<- joke) #v2flayer #<- i think i am the only person ever to draw them together LMFAO #my hcs are v2 is she/it genderless and mindflayer is she/they transfem ok thumbs up! #nayarts #ultrakill #ultrakill v2 #ultrakill mindflayer

[biruesque]

i do it all for...

#revolutionary girl utena #utena tenjou #utena #rgu #biruesque art #we joke about utena being yuri jesus but like #her bday is only 4 days away from jesus' #so......................................................................... #she exudes so much comfort for me #she is one of those characters who make u believe in the world and in love a lil more :] #she means a lot to me

[waterghostype]

not so tall now are you

#ninjago #jaya #nya smith #nya jiang #jay walker #jay ninjago #nya ninjago #ninjago jaya #my hc is that pilot to s2 nya is 14 and jay is 15 #and that jay was like a tall lanky long fella #but he stopped growing when he turned like 16 meanwhile nya kept on growing #i keep working on and tweaking this over and over im just posting it already #i hate side profiles oh my lawrd #my fav character trope is the girl and one of my fav ship tropes is the couple so jaya was kinda made for me #you could put a gun to my head and tell me to accurately draw the ninja suits and i would tell u to shoot #thats a total joke but i am uniquely bad at using minifigures as reference #i rmb when i first watched njg i saw nya and i knew shed at least be one of if not my fav but i did Not like her design #is it because im a girl master wu no it’s because youre the only one with that fuckass bob #but shes justa girl… bad haircuts are inevitable…. #my haircut in 2021 was actually putrid ill say #so i forgive her #i fixed the crop thing bc i realized how ugly it is LMAO #im new to postings pls #aphid artisms

[clarissasbakery]

test tube redesign i made as a warmup!!! old design (2019) under the cut

#i redesigned her cus i thought it was so fully how half her hair was in her face #like girl! #that is not lab regulation #anyways don’t ask me to draw more inanimate insanity cus i won’t im only interested in test tube #half joking #my art #illustration #my art! #fan art #art #inanimate insanity #ii test tube #object shows #character design #iii #ii lightbulb #ii fan

[martlet-my-beloved]

ran out of comic ideas so *gestures* take a doodle dump instead

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#oh my god tagging stuff for this au is a nightmare #undertale bluebird #martlet #undertale yellow #martlet undertale yellow #martlet uty #undertale au #frisk dreemurr #toriel dreemurr #chara dreemurr #chara: *points at martlet* excuse me who the fuck is this #i wanna escalate the story a bit further but i feel like the goofy vibes are gonna be ruined for a bit after i finally post that comic :/ #so i wanna like throw out a few more goofy ones before shit gets real for a bit #cause like a lotta jokes i wanna pull can only happen AFTER i set the scene #and unfortunately setting the scene requires a bit of seriousness(TM) #anyways im very much a momlet fan but only if shes extremely confused and very much Not Ready to be a mom #like girl is a what 21 year old who wanted to be a guard so she could slack off HER ASS AINT MOM MATERIAL #but like its really fucking funny so she gets to be a mom. for my entertainment #born to be fun older cousin forced to be a mother 😔

[samantha-and-nellie]

i’ve been re-reading the american girl history mysteries on and off here and well. let’s just say that miss brown and miss guerrier from “under copp’s hill” sure seem gay

#i’m only a few chapters in so let’s see how this develops #but they share an apartment together #and are running a settlement house together #a notoriously queer activity #also this book is set in boston so like #in my mind the author is making a joke about boston marriages #american girl history mysteries #books #from my slate #ag #agblr #american girl #american girl doll

[thetimelordbatgirl]

If you ever feel bad about money decisions, at least be reassured by the fact that your not the youtuber who went bankrupt and could no longer make his youtube videos because he decided to spend $50,000 on commissioning an animation of his Youtuber self being SA'd by Charlie from Hazbin Hotel.

#yeah uh im not joking #the youtuber verbalase actually did this #and keep in mind its also being alleged alot of that money likely came from his patreon donaters #so like he basically begged his patreon supporters for money to help his channel and such #only to allegidly use it on this #so like really feel bad for his patreon supporters in this situation #not him though dude fucked around and found out with money mismanagement #and yeah uh hazbin hotel having like....so many instances now with SA....just.... #girl this shit and other shit is why i never wanna check it out

[daily-hanamura]

#p4 #persona 4 #persona 4 golden #p4g #hanamura yosuke #yosuke hanamura #you know for all of yosuke's behaviour i think its very clear that he doesnt really see the girls in the IT as prospective dates or gfs #i think its just because this was such a “bro” moment that it was so funny #it also reminds me of that scene where chie complained about him calling her up to tell dirty jokes #it's funny to me because yosuke is simultaneously so conscious of gender roles and lines but also like... not at all #like hes only familiar with them in the abstract but also sometimes just... not at all? #in the magician manga his hometown friend group is mainly other typical teenage guys that also have that similar type of humour #they play pranks on each other they talk about girls and the smut they read - you know that bro type #and i think its the kind of friendship that yosuke is familiar with so he carries it over into this friend group as well #except of course it doesnt really go over as well because 1. the connections here are deeper and not superficial #2. this friend group is not made up of that type of bro dude #rise asks if this is something he really should be talking about in front of girls and i think it speaks to a lack of awareness on his part #the swimsuit incident aside i think yosuke for the most part just seems to forget that half his friends are girls #i think him signing them up for the pageant is precisely the kind of stupid prank that bro dudes play with each other #and of course it was extra funny when chie does exactly that to him #hes so stupid (i love him) #he's good with his queue

[sygneth]

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Yeah take him dancing Mack, he could use it

#i have always seen torson as a guy who will joke-flirt with every girl in the precinct #so #i also believe mack tends to call people by their nicknames if only possible #it's canon that he calls harry tequila and mullen a lot as well as him calling jean “vic” #echoes of elysium #disco elysium #disco elysium fanart #harry du bois #harry dubois #kim kitsuragi #jean vicquemare #judit minot #mack torson #chester mclaine #émile mollins #? lol #yeah that's him behind mack #i doubt poor guy does even have a tag :') #for any reason i like tillbrook and mollins don't judge okay #that's even more people #my art #art #fan comic #webcomic #whoops i forgot #trant heidelstam

[scarygirlsteakhouse]

I love priya just living her wattpad fanfic dreams

#shes so girly girl i love her #td 2023 #total drama reboot #td spoilers #td 2023 spoilers #im like only 3 minutes into episode 5 but its already so better #all the jokes are so great and the deliveries and they have actual voice direction #scaryposts

[liquidstar]

i also love mikorin so much because the mangaka was creating his love interest and decided theres no fucking way this loser could ever talk to a girl normally, so the only solution was to make him gay. there's no other way around it.

#gsnk #hes just so incredibly cringefail #context for anime onlys: his love interest is nozaki's brother who cameos briefly in the anime but only makes his full debut in the manga #while the joke for every other pair is that theyre genderflipped versions of typical shoujo tropes theyre an acceptation #simply because mikorin talking to a girl was so unrealistic

[idekwtf-is-happening]

Damien’s currently getting cancelled on Twitter for *checks to make sure I’m reading this shit right* apologizing for a joke he made five years ago where he mentioned the conflict in Gaza

#every time I go back to Twitter I am reminded why I keep the app closed #some girl was hounding him for an apology #he apologized #she continued hounding him #he was polite and stated his confusion for bringing up a five year old joke #she again continued hounding him #he tweeted separately that he is stepping back from social media for a bit #she and a couple other sjw teens are now bashing him #friendly reminder that he was the only smosh member to publicly talk about Palestine and his support for them #the sjws are really coming for the sweetest person at smosh saying that they might just have to leave the fandom as to not see his face #dear fucking god please leave then #stfu and cloud watch or something #also his joke want even poking fun at any victims it was simply mentioning the complexities of the situation #that’s literally it #anyways if you see anything like that with someone going too far then just report them and their post for harassment and bullying and #DONT interact with them #they’re literally so pissy that he blocked them after harassing them like no fucking duh dude #anyways I hope they get some love from their parents so maybe they won’t have to live on Twitter anymore #have a good day and report and ignore sjws!!! #smosh #damien Haas #I fucking hate twitter