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#sona: Delaney
sin-sidejob · 1 year
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Pls tell Delaney I’m free whenever if she needs a wife
Maybe in another life~
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art credit and many thanks to @olexxx who immediately jumped at the opportunity to draw this after hearing me talk about this specific ask, which btw anon, thank you
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radioactivebowtie · 2 years
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Fireworks and Fireflies
This is a little gift to Delaney and me because the world has been really fucking rough lately <3 We both need to feel better and It was just a little inspired by a convo we had, even if I am just a little scared of fireworks in real life.
@sin-sidejob I LOVE YOU WE DESERVE THE GOOD FEELINGS!! <3
Warnings: Uh,,, literally nothing actually? This is just some nice domestic fluff
Delaney was smiling, the air was warm, and the sky was filled with the soft light of the fireflies and the light sound of cricket chirps. But what was more was the sound of laughter, the nice feeling of grass under her feet, watching from her spot on the edge of the deck as Finn pulled Andre around the yard, watching him stumble behind them with laughs of his own as the two of them jumped with clasped hands trying to catch the little lightning bugs. It was almost enough to distract her from the noise of the door opening behind her... Almost.
Her head turned, meeting JR’s smile, it was wide even though it seemed just a small bit nervous. This had been her idea after all! Something she had been used to doing in her childhood, and it was something weirdly enough that Delaney had learned wasn’t something either JR or Finn had done despite the very large space they had to do it. Luckily though, JR was a sucker for her and anything he could to make her happy. So on he walked, the boxes on boxes of… honestly probably very illegal fireworks on the dark wooden table with a smile. He was absolutely beaming at her.
“Are you doing okay over there handsome?”
She stuck her tongue out as she watched him fiddle with the colorful boxes, normally something like this would probably have caused him to send an eye roll her way. But the look he gave her was nothing short of genuine love, something about her was just too adorable to him, he couldn’t help it! Even if he was mindlessly fiddling with countless explosives that may or may not have been recalled or deemed illegal.
He sighed from his spot near the table, hands moving from fiddling with packaging to the rolled-up sleeves on his white button-up. She hummed, her eyes basically fixated on his arms with an appreciative hum. He chuckled just a little bit under his breath, a small smile gracing his face.
“As good as I can be sweetheart-” There was a small pause as JR looked out onto the yard, his smile just a little wider as he watched Finn scream in joy further into the yard jumping around and clapping, they watched as he opened his palms and a little lightning bug flew to join the rest in the sky. It was so calm and yet so exciting. Something about how long it had been since the last time this had all happened had her bouncing her leg in anticipation.
“God we don’t come out here enough-”
Delaney snorted a little, her hand covering her mouth as she continued to laugh. “Yeah? And who’s fault is that?”
This time he did roll his eyes, he sat down in one of the chairs. “You think they’ll like them?”
JR looked back at Finn for a moment thinking, he looked back at Delaney with a shrug of his shoulders. “They’ll like the colors for sure, I know that much? The noise won’t be such an issue hopefully.”
Delaney sighed, she gave a much smaller wave as Finn smiled wide their hand waving rapidly at the two of them from their spot halfway down the yard. Andre waved to them as well, albeit not as excitedly as Finn! But that didn’t matter, his wave was cut off as Finn grabbed his free hand and took off in a full-on sprint towards them dragging him behind them. She snickered watching Andre stumble trying to keep up with the speed and energy that Finn was giving at the moment. They let go to jump onto the deck and hug JR, side-eyeing the fireworks immediately. He chuckled a little as he hugged back, “Got all the ones Delaney asked, one special for you though-”
Finn’s eyes lit up as they jumped to the side, scanning the table of brands they had never even heard of before. But their eyes lit up when they saw the one.
“YOU GOT ME A PURPLE ONE!?!” Finn had their face shoved in front of the box, reading over every line of text. “Do I get to light it? Please say yes please say yes, pleasesayyes-” 
The three people gathered around them snickered, JR had hauled himself up next to them. “If you want to, and as long as you’re careful-”
Delaney smiled “I’ll help you out cuttlefish don’t worry.”
Finn breathed out a small ‘sick’ as they sat the package down on the table where it began - They turned back to the yard with stars in their eyes “I fucking love summer-”
Andre snickered, “Your favorite season is fall?”
They shoved a hand near his face without even looking over “Not anymore-”
He let out a chuckle as they fell back into the chair. He climbed onto the deck after them with a bright smile, sitting next to them on the chair, hand running along their back as they continued lightly bouncing.
“I can’t believe we’ve never done this before, it feels like- like something we should have done before.”
JR chuckled a little ruffling up their hair before Delaney spoke up, “It’s right up your alley! It’s like mini arson-” Andre snorted a little bit but not even close to meeting the deafening laughter that was coming from Finn as JR shook his head just a little bit waving a hand at Delaney as if she was wrong. Even though she was not, and they all knew that.
The darkness had cloaked over the expansive yard, only lit by decorative lights that lined the edge of the porches and sides of the house. Soon to be lit by the wonder of pyrotechnics, specially picked out just for their viewing.
It had begun now, Delaney teaching the two of them how to safely light the fireworks and move out of the way just in case. It was honestly peaceful and joy-filled, contrasting with Finn's loud screams and cheers as they jumped on the grass dancing with Andre under the fireworks lighting up the sky. The night was great, the booming noise, the laughter, and especially the screams.
Delaney laughed as she lit her own firework, Finn falling back onto their ass with a scream in complete surprise.
It had calmed down a little bit now, JR and Delaney were still Slowly lighting off their own, the tinier ones still shining back into his dark eyes. She watched him look at the sky in awe, her hand gripping his.
“Y’know I don’t think we even did this as kids.”
She turned to look at him, “No? I think it was normal for us, summer was filled with nights like these.”
He hummed back to her, his eyes drifting from hers to the concrete area beside the porch where Finn was throwing poppers, currently chasing Andre with a handful of them laughing out threats as he dodged the ones that hit the ground.
“I think we should have done it sooner honestly, I would have given anything to have more of these moments with them.”
Delaney looked over at him, he was looking at their kid with so much love, they all looked so happy. He turned to face her again when he felt her hand place itself gently over his. He looks over, his eyes meeting hers. His expression is filled with love and peace, a contentedness filling his gaze. So at peace.
It was a good evening. The loud laughter of a family finally at peace, fireworks lighting up the night sky. Peaceful even if just for the night.
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reinabeestudio · 1 year
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You should follow my instagram btw (astrale.stella) I post exclusive The Funni™ content there sometimes
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bonelybuzzard · 5 months
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Hey Hey Folks! Figured since I haven't posted much art lately (Went through a MASSIVE art block for months) I'd throw some WIPs into your feed! First two images are of a new in-the-works sona! (Their monster form is still MAJORLY in the works, as evident by the very rough concepts, but I've got a solid design for their main appearance!) Totally didn't take inspiration from Pennywise's monster form for them (yes I did) Third image is a doodle of my sona and the sona of one of my friends, (they're married your honor) Fourth image is a doodle page of my Inside Job oc Leuther <3 I love drawing this stupid grump so much Fifth image is a Christmas drawing of my Inside Job ocs and @sin-sidejob 's character Delaney <3 And the last image is a new oc I have in the works! They're a fallen star that grants wishes :D Anywho, that's all for now! Will try to post more in the future, but I am the SLOWEST at drawing pff
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wings-of-flying · 9 months
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bro ferin sonas shpukd be a thing i wanna see whatever utterly deranged names people can come up with
daylayney (delaney) ferin is the wildest i can come up with off the top of my head
hell yes. we need ferin sonas asap. guys we need to do this actually
i'm going with aylayna (elena) ferin. if we do middle names she'd be aylayna jayne ferin
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mysteryideasgroup · 9 months
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Former Night Security Guards' Flashbacks
Desmond Taylor's Flashback
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Joey Nelson's Flashback
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Collin Duff's Flashback
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Gianella Delaney's Flashback
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For @laurasanchez36
All belongs to my new msa x natm (Night at the Museum) Former Night Security Guards ocs sonas
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dine-on-darling · 4 years
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Wanted to compare the heights of Darling and my pred ocs
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For reference: Darling is 4′9
Iona is 6′3
Tsubame is 6′0 (base height)
Drea is 5′6
Mavra is 6′6
Elwyn is 7′6 (base height, human)
Delaney is 10′0
Roan is 7′9 (base height, and technically his tail is over twice as long as he is so he’s more like 16 feet or so long, but this is like how big his human part is compared to Darling and how tall he typically stands up on his tail)
Sigihild is 23′
Dagmar is 29′
Prue is 19′ (she’s actually small for her kind)
Bo is the fucking apex predator at a whopping 46 feet long
For the size shifters (the one’s that say “base height” next to them) I haven’t decided what the exact limitation on their size shifting is. Not as tall as Bo, but taller than Dagmar?  
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desertpacificoctopi · 4 years
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2, 17, 18, 20, 24, 40, 44 for the oc ask meme >:3c
some of these are doubles but it means that i will simply have to give a second answer >:3ccc 2 - do you have a personal favourite among your ocs? hhhhh eeeeeeeeee uhhh. apart from mnem it is SO hard for me to pick favorites. maybe it is kosaadi vyrayassa because, god she's also just a tall wlw i have a Type sdhkfdsf. but vyra is different bc she is very lawful and has morals that she sticks to. but those morals also involve Kicking Ass. i love my dragon wife and she loves her demon wife. honestly ask me abt her character arc sometime 17 - any oc otps? LISTEN,,, when i have a ship in mind when i am doing ocs then i will go Whole Hog on it. so yeas i have a LOT of ships. but highlights include: typh & janus, the teenage god hell polycule, tenta & inkfree, delaney & macy, siv & rose, pratima & nora, the guidance trio, ursula & thomas, mirela & shiori, milosh & onyx, and my fairy tale wlw symphony & polaris. there are so many more and i am cutting myself off here 18 - any oc crackships? i don't tend to crackship (but if you have any PLEASE tell me) but abraxas and nemos i did not expect! abraxas blindsided me with being attracted to anyone at all. okay i have a crackship for you actually. sieglinde and eva. high femme and scary butch. i don't think it would happen but like worm. maybe i will think more on what other buckwild ships i could have 20 - do any of your ocs sing? if they sing, care to share more details (headcanon voice, what kind of songs they like etc)? i think a lot abt music and my ocs but like, it's often musical instruments or in the context of music videos that i play out in my head kdsjfhds. orith is more musically inclined tho, i think he sings in a soft baritone. i love him. hozier type music 100 percent. mirela absolutely sings, she has a strong alto. her only child kouki used to love her voice. all of my sonas most likely sing bc i'm like this, but most prominently my Ultimate Self, sylvan, would to keep their soup of souls appeased. sylvan's song is dream sweet in sea major and that is all i need to say there 24 - if you could meet one oc of yours, who would it be and why? i'd really like to sit down and talk to pratima, honestly. she's been through a lot and i want to either give her a hug or a stern talking-to, depending on what point in her timeline we're interacting in. and also we can vibe together about being older siblings, and poetry. 40 - any fond memories linked to your characters? feel free to share! ask me personally about the moment i came up with valhallabound. i love that one. that and all the time i have spent jamming on oc things with my friends over the years!! i deeply cherish that shit. arcane, quinn, max, lydia, annabelle, and the wholeass superverse crew. this one's about you. 44 - something you like about your ocs in general i think my names are good! i think a lot about them, trying to find something that both sounds good and means something.
thank you so much mario!!! i’m sorry i took so long getting to it sdkfjds
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gothvegas · 6 years
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can i make a [whatever delaneys race is]sona
ya sure as long as im credited for the species! Theyre called Wurven btw and theyre aliens from a moon orbiting a gas giant planet called Warveg.
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bahisdunyasi · 3 years
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Dortmund - Sevilla Maçı Hangi Kanalda Saat Kaçta
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Şampiyonlar Ligi son 16 turu 2. maçında Dortmund, sahasında Sevilla'yı ağırlıyor. İlk maçı deplasmanda 3-2 kazanan Dortmund'a her türlü beraberlik ve galibiyet skorları turu geçmek için yeterli olacak. Ayrıca 1-0 ve 2-1 gibi yenilgiler de Dortmund'u çeyrek finale taşıyacak. Sevilla'ya ise turu geçmek için her türlü 2 farklı galibiyetin yanı sıra 3-2'den daha gollü 1 farklı galibiyetler çeyrek finali getirecek. Ayrıca Maçın 90 dakikası 3-2'lik Sevilla galibiyetiyle sona ererse mücadele uzatmalara taşınacak. Dortmund, Sevilla'yı daha önce sadece 2010/11 Avrupa Ligi gruplarında konuk etmiş ve rakibine 1-0 mağlup olmuştu. Almanya temsilcilerine rakip olduğu son dört Şampiyonlar Ligi maçının üçünü kaybeden Sevilla, son galibiyetini Eylül 2015'te Gladbach'tan almıştı. Şampiyonlar Ligi'nde oynadığı son yedi iç saha maçını kaybetmeyen Dortmund, son 11 karşılaşmada sadece tek yenilgi aldı. Deplasmanda oynadığı son iki Şampiyonlar Ligi maçını kazanan Sevilla, Avrupa kupalarında üst üste üç dış saha galibiyetini en son turnuvanın şampiyonu olduğu 2006/07 UEFA Kupası'nda almıştı. Şampiyonlar Ligi'nde 2016/17'den bu yana ilk kez çeyrek finale yükselmek isteyen Dortmund, son iki sezonda çıktığı son 16 turu rövanş maçlarını kaybetti. Sevilla, Şampiyon Kulüpler Kupası/Şampiyonlar Ligi tarihinde ilk maçını kaybettiği hiçbir eleme turunda yoluna devam edemedi. Muhtemel 11'ler: Dortmund: Hitz; Meunier, Can, Hummels, Schulz; Delaney; Bellingham, Dahoud; Reus, Hazard; Haaland Sevilla: Read the full article
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football-indy · 3 years
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Bundesliga'nın 19. hafta mücadelesinde Borussia Dortmund, Augsburg'u konuk etti. 3 haftadır galibiyete hasret olan Dortmund, Augsburg'u 3-1 yenerek kötü seriyi bitirdi. Mücadelede ilk gol 10. dakikada Augsburglu Andre Hahn'dan geldi. Ev sahibi ekipte kazanılan penaltıyı 21. dakikada Erling Haaland gole çeviremedi. 1-0 yenik durumda olan Dortmund'dan cevap gecikmedi ve 26. dakikada Thomas Delaney attığı golle skoru 1-1'e getirdi. İlk yarısı beraberlikle sonuçlanan karşılaşmada Dortmund'da Jadon Sancho, 63. dakikada takımını öne geçiren golü kaydetti ve skor 2-1 oldu. Mücadele devam ederken, Augsburg'da Felix Uduokhai topu kendi filelerine gönderdi ve maç Dortmund'un 3-1'lik üstünlüğüyle sona erdi. Bu sonucun ardından 3 maçlık galibiyet hasretine son veren Dortmund, 32 puanla 5. sıraya yerleşti. Augsburg ise 22 puanla 13. sırada yer aldı.  
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sin-sidejob · 8 days
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hearing about delaney i immediately imagine her as minka kelly. is this accurate?
goddamn you read my mind this is an incredibly accurate face cast
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radioactivebowtie · 2 years
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I AM WRITING THE DOMESTIC INSIDE JOB CONTENT WE DESERVE!
It may be a little sad, but it may be a little emotional! But we deserve some good fatherly JR, some good motherly Delaney, and LOVING. FRIENDSHIP. INTERACTIONS!
I absolutely recommend reading my post about Project Jellybean because this post? I am absolutely elaborating on some of the more emotional parts of that. BUT you don’t have to!
Characters I mention even if briefly! Delaney @sin-sidejob (Nobody should be shocked at this point) 
Warnings: Sad moments, EMOTIONAL, Like a slight allusion to character death, and as always spoilers to the end of inside job
It’s been a little while since JR has “allegedly” passed. Finn was feeling a little better, they were actually showing up to work again.
Their interactions with people had definitely lessened, their energy however had seemed to take a nose-dive into erratic. Delaney was now monitoring their sugar intake to make sure they weren’t going overboard.
Finn was closing the door to the camera room, something they had been known to not do since they had started working in Cognito. It felt less inviting and warm. But that was to be expected, the workplace was filled with devastation and hardships. Honestly for the number of people inside who had ripped on JR while he was the boss,
(Which is valid he didn’t always have the worker’s interests in mind.) 
It was very clear that Rand was worse, He played a lot more mind games. Whether or not the people who were being used or fucked with had even realized it. Nothing felt the same and it was clear.
BUT THAT WAS OKAY! Finn could just brush that to the side! God, they felt like actually looking into the files of those therapists that Delaney had not so subtly put on their desk a while back. But now wasn’t the time for that. Today was their break day.
Finn was just getting ready to leave. Delaney was going to take them on some kind of trip. It was the first thing that they had been excited about in a while. She said it was going to be a surprise, that in itself was exciting. But then Brett had accidentally spoiled that they were all going to come! Finn was a little overwhelmed at first- But they did miss their friends, clearly, this wasn’t all the people that Finn cared about but The gang and Mom? They made Finn feel safe too.
Speaking of Brett, Finn jumped when he knocked a little jingle on Finn’s office door. “Hey hey hey! You ready? G-Money got one of the good cars with the blackout windows so we could bring Myc along! And she and Delaney are driving it upfront now! A group trip! Isn’t it exciting?”
Finn smiled weakly, seeing Brett so excited was starting to rub off on them. He was ever the optimist, whether it was misguided or not. 
“Sweet, alright let’s go! Group trip!” 
By the time the two of them had taken the elevator down the two floors, Gigi and Delaney were getting out of the car and the others were entering the car. It looked like Myc had spread out in the back of the van they had chosen and Glenn was trying to negotiate a place to sit so everyone could fit.
Everything felt so normal? It was like any other day. It was nice.
“Hey Finn, You ready?”
Finn looked up, shaken out of their daze giving a quick nod “Oh! Yeah sorry!”
And they were off!
Finn sat in the back, Delaney and Gigi were upfront talking, Gigi said they needed to catch up and that they should take her seat. But when Finn saw it was right next to Reagan they knew Delaney had asked her and she had just agreed. They were sitting in the back right next to Reagan and Andre.
Finn hummed buckling their own seat up and kicking their legs back and forth before looking up “Do any of us know where we’re going? Like at all?”
Andre shrugged “Myc tried to read Delaney but she threatened to cut him, And she didn’t tell any of us anything other than that this was supposed to be a-” He lifted his hands to mock air quotes, “Group Bonding activity.”
Finn hummed.
“So we just got into the back of a van because your mom said we were going on some kind of school fuckin field trip?”
Finn snickered “Guess so?”
“It’s great that one of the leading teams for the shadow government doesn’t listen to advice you’d give a small kid.” Reagan shook her head with a laugh.
Finn chuckled “Well I mean Delaney isn’t a stranger? So I don’t know if that counts? And according to Brett Gigi was the one to suggest the Van so Myc could come?”
They could all hear the eye roll Myc would be giving them if he could as he spoke, “Oh yeah cause I love being stuck inside of a car when you all can go out! Makes my day to be trapped like a weird fuckin dog in a hot car.”
Finn rolled their eyes “It’ll be fine! Delaney wouldn’t let you overheat!”
“Besides I’m sure we’d all rather be away from the hell that is Cognito right now?”
Finn nodded “Reagan’s right-” they smiled a little when Andre squeezed their hand, “Besides she has like all the connections in the world who knows we could be going somewhere that Myc could walk around in and look normal at!”
Reagan snorted “Like what Comic-Con?”
“Fuck you!”
The van came to a stop, reverse, and another quick stop. They were already here? But they didn’t even drive very far.
The door opened and Gigi tapped her nails against the side of the car “Everyone but Myc can get out, give Andre your order or something and we can meet back out here-”
Finn shook their head at the sudden intrusion of light, the no windows and only slight view through tinted windows so black that they were basically one-way mirrors making the suddenly opened door seem like they were seeing God. But when the light became more tolerable they felt a little sick.
“Oooo! Ice cream!” Brett clapped clambering his way out of the van. Glenn right behind him seemed to nod in agreement, but then seemed to take a moment to stretch, hunched over in the van for too long.
“Sweet! They better have superman? Is that what it’s called here?” 
Reagan had looked over briefly, right after looking out the door where the now visible ice cream shop was. Finn knew Reagan knew. Reagan knew they knew. But she quickly left the car too, letting out a loud ‘fuck!’ when she hit her head on the top of the van on her way out. 
Delaney’s head popped into the back of the van “Hey cuttlefish you ready to go?”
Finn once again had to shake their head to break out of their daydream, they nodded taking Delaney’s offered hand and walked out of the van towards the little shop.
The gang had seemingly already entered and Finn sighed opening the door, they felt like lingering outside would lead to an uncomfortable conversation and they didn’t want to deal with that.
“Finn look they did have superman! And you like Cookie dough right? They have that too!” Andre was smiling accepting his obscene tower of superman ice cream.
Finn snickered a little “Did you at least get Myc his?”
Andre turned and watched as Gigi rolled her eyes “I got it I got it-” Finn smiled again with a little chuckle, “I know the ice creams good Andre but get the man his ice cream too!”
Andre chuckled again as Gigi and Glenn passed him on their way to the door “We’re gonna meet at the car, Give Myc the ice cream before it melts and he asks us to buy another one.”
Finn hummed walking up and ordering their own ice cream, Finn was snickering when they could feel Andre’s presence bouncing on his heels before them. “Andre calm down!” they laughed as he bumped into their back right before the lady behind the counter handed them their own ice cream cone.
Delaney sighed with a smile watching Finn laugh at Andre’s antics, Brett was talking to Reagan for a moment before politely ordering his own ice cream. Reagan doing the same.
Finn smiled elbowing Andre. “C’mon let’s go see if Myc has some revolutionary opinions on their strawberry flavor!”
Andre snickered grabbing their hand and leading them to the door, Brett following behind with a quick ‘wait for me!’
Reagan snickered at their behavior, ignoring the look of annoyance and walking outside.
She opened the door and saw her friends running to the van. You could absolutely see Myc’s tentacles wrapping around the strawberry cone and pulling it into the van out of sight.
Regan shook her head for a second before looking to the side to see Delaney leaning against the wall and looking the same way that she had been. Reagan looked away when Delaney caught her eye.
“They missed you.” Delaney hummed, seemingly already down to the cone of her own food.
Reagan blinked a couple times. She didn’t know what to say.
“Finn missed you a lot, they talked about you while we were at their house. You two seemed to be very close, I assume Rand was the one who made that end?”
Reagan stuttered a little, “W-well probably- JR did stop bringing them after a while, and then I stopped coming too?”
Delaney hummed watching Reagan nervously eat her own ice cream, chewing on the little brownie bit way longer than she probably needed to.
I mean she didn’t know what to say! What was she supposed to say! This is all emotional and they haven’t talked to Finn like that since they were like nine?
Delaney hummed a little bit, “They talked about how nice you were to them. How they wished they could have helped. And they were worried about you and how you were taking things-”
Regan turned a little “What? They have so much going on to! They don’t need to worry about me!”
She watched and Delaney snickered a little, finishing off her cone of mint oreo with a little sigh.
She gave Reagan a little wave as she walked down the stairs. Her mission seemed to be to talk to Finn who was laughing with the gang in the mostly empty parking lot. She let out a sigh looking down at the stairs.
She may not have been there for the entire time JR was taking care of Finn. She had only been thereafter she was working at Cognito. But they had all been here before, all of them sitting together and enjoying some ice cream even if they didn’t exactly know what they were supposed to be celebrating. 
She was a little tired but she had gotten through. Finn was looking happy, more so than they had in the past couple of weeks. Now they just have to wait to see if the shadow council would be able to take him out. I mean she had been working with them for ages, that has to mean something right?
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sin-sidejob · 2 years
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There’s a running joke between the gang and various main characters of Inside Job to bother Delaney and her profuse refusal of legally representing them, citing how she specializes in corporate law and affairs not defense work
Still doesn’t stop Myc and Andre passing her five bucks each and dashing out yelling about how she’s their lawyer and they’re driving home drunk
The only one she’ll represent is Finn, @radioactivebowtie ‘s oc, due to how she loves them but knows that it’s unlikely + she’d kill for them anyhow
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sin-sidejob · 2 years
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Well since I have the astute honor of doing one of these thanks to you, I think it’s only fair I do one in return, and Yknow I have two ideas. I am in fact a sucker for Andre (very obviously) but I’m indefinitely curious how their relationship would work- even if it means revoking Delaney’s surrogate mom card and makes my father and me lonely all in one swoop.
Andre and Delaney sounds like it could be very pure, smutty and also a crackship- enlighten me if you would. And have fun or I’ll sob at you💕💕💕💕
This man would have to literally sweep her off her feet and fucking go all out trying to gain her affections because she’s def a bit of a prude lmao
I could see it somewhat but they’re really different, Delaney’s only drugs are needed prescriptions and she’s def the type to actually be allergic to weed. She’s a buzzkill lmao, but I think they’d def vibe with Andre somewhat but I’m unsure if they’d fully click?
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Okay, so, Andres a sex loving party animal with a large tolerance for almost every drug under the sun + some??? Delaneys more straight laced, def the type to unwind with friends and maybe get drunk and party but I think she’s got an aversion to drugs, both hard and soft, due to how hard it was for her to get diagnosed with her various shit and how people use the medicine she takes every day to function as party drugs. Just freaks her out ig??
But self-medication with drugs she understands and vibes with, like if it’s done safely, so I can see her clicking with Andre somewhat on the whole neurodivergent anxious bitches in a corporate job check. Romantically? They’d click I’d say, somewhat at least, because the sex would be fire and fun and safe. Before anything though she’d ask him to get tested for safety’s sake, which is literally the most logical thing because fucking mushroom herpes??? SIRRR???
They’re absolutely more of a crackship because it’s like this straight laced attorney, who’s maybe not even fully human??? And this head of biochem who’s literally labeled as alwayssexual and has more drugs than an actual drug den? But the dynamic would be funny as fuck I’d think because it’s like, literally an average woman who probably has an intolerance or aversion to everything he takes except the prescription meds.
OKAY IF THEY DID GET TOGETHER, I CAN SEE THEM AT A PARTY, and just meeting and she asks quietly if he’s got any adderall or diazepam and he’s like “ooooh party time?” And offers some but she’s like “fuck no, lol, forgot to take my meds this morning.” And they just vibe from there on out. I can see them more as a solidarity friendship in full honesty due to their differences but hella chill, especially when Andre’s having one of those bad days like at the wedding and he’s off his meds/drugs and having panic attacks.
She just swoops in with every damn calming method she’s got in the book, breathing techniques, picking out the surroundings and counting out different things around them, stim toys, the fucking works
But in summary, it’s more crack fic or unlikely but funny asf best friends with Andre and Delaney
(And also the ingrained loyalty with not taking her kids man 🤷🏻‍♀️)
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Insidious Inside Job: Halloween pt. 1
Note: Inspired by skoshibuns fanart on instagram + I have songs linked with each segment for the specific portion that goes with the monster, the plot, or both
Warnings: NSFW, 18+, Minors DNI, AFAB + GN PRONOUNS, monster-fucking, blood, inhuman creatures, the undead, various Halloween-y phenomena + food mention + cockwarming + literal blatant sex with monsters and creatures of the night + probably more
Content: smut, spooky scary spectral holiday smuttening, monster and inhuman creature fucking, usual debauchery you can expect from me, dicks and puss, inhuman and monster genitalia, reader has AFAB nethers/genitalia and a cunt but I don’t describe about tits so folks are safe, I used gender neutral pronouns all throughout as well. Mentions of underwear and generalized clothing but no bras or gendered articles of clothing except just underwear and general clothing.
! ! ! This is part one, with Gigi + JR + Glenn + a bonus character. Part two, which will be posted and located here, includes Reagan + Brett + Andre + Robotus + Myc! ! !
Gigi Thompson: V A M P I R E
• song: Bloodletting (The Vampire Song) - Concrete Blonde
- She’s quite literally the hottest woman you’ve ever met, even though her body is stone cold forevermore — you and her met by chance, her needing to feed and finding you irresistibly alluring and you thinking you’ve struck the lottery and are about to have the best fuck since — well, ever.
- Gigi kept getting confused, torn with the need to sink her teeth into your neck and taste that metallic sweetness, like copper pennies bathed in honey, but pulled back during every opportunity and opening she had in the cover of darkness to do it. She had watched you from afar for a while, far longer than you had even known her or had her on your radar. You were so naively oblivious, just a darling little thing in the line of sight from Gigi’s reddened irises.
- but the one night she forced herself to just get it over with, make a meal out of you, she kept acquiescing, changing her plan from luring you out and killing you outright to lingering a little longer, playing with her food. Then it shifted to going out, toying longer, and sharing food in some dark corner of a restaurant, to following you home and getting invited in.
- and here you are, bright-eyed and eager, so dazedly star-eyed that you’ve got no clue what her intentions truly are with you. That she could shred you into ribbons and suck you dry if every precious drop of blood within your thumping, steady veins. But she doesn’t. Oh no, Gigi’s body craves more than just the ambrosial vice seeping through your heart, she wants your touch, to taste the other parts you have to offer. She makes a full meal out of you, long manicured fingernails traipsing across your skin as she sheds you of your clothing, letting it slide off your skin to puddle on the floor in a wrinkly, hazardous mess.
- Gigi leaves little marks of deep burgundy lip prints across your collar, marking you a necklace in her kisses around your oh-so-tempting throat, shedding the last of your clothing sans some drenched underwear she peels off. She urges you into your bed, making an idle comment about the poster bed canopy that shrouds the two of you even more from sight. Gigi pries your thighs apart and settles into her hors d’oeuvre, teeth sunken in and hidden away in order to lap at your pulsing clit, sending her nerves alight. She wants to cut you open and leave you raw, eat everything from you until there’s nothing left. She wants to utterly consume you. To know everything about all of your parts, the intricacies of your thoughts, crack you open like a geode that only her undead eyes get to see. Get to feel the crystalline facets within that no one else could have ever uncovered.
- instead of carving you open, she lets you bestow your own offerings, having her touch shatter you anew and burst you open as you cum on her tongue endlessly. she treats your cunt like a blessed goblet, letting her lips and tongue worship the pooling slick that drips forth onto her awaiting mouth to savor all the facets of your taste. It’s so much better than she could have ever fathomed.
- in her latest sprawl of meals they’ve been mediocre, the equivalent of a microwave dinner in the range of quality of bloodletting. But you, the way your slick feels against her tongue and glosses her already dark, puffy lips, enveloping her heightened senses like a murky fog, you’re nothing short of bewitching. and she doesn’t plan to let you go.
- She eats you out with fervor, the pads of her fingers prying your legs apart and being careful with the digits, knowing the glossy nails are pointed and sharp, making sure her thumb against your clit rolls in circles and shapes in a pressure that drives stars behind your eyes. Humming against your weeping slit, she comes up for the air she doesn't need, lungs as still as fake flowers laid upon a grave. "Don't you taste divine," Gigi purrs in the dark of your room, eyes alight in a manner that had your pried open legs wanting to shut an rub together as you squirmed, more than just hot and bothered. No, you were practically steaming and Gigi felt it, her cold skin soaking up your warmth like the last look at a lover.
- She wishes she could just bite her nails down shorter to play with you even more, slide her hand into the warmth of your cunt and play around, finding your most tender spots and drinking whatever you have to offer her. She could live a hundred undead lifetimes in just what you have offered already in this night alone. Gigi doesn't know how or why, but she gives you her attention and care and hopes that all the words she hasn't said come forth in her lips against your heated, still full-of-life skin.
- She cages you in and has you beneath, bare and only wearing the remnants of a button-down top she tore off of you in order to bite and mark up your chest. "Can I fuck you?" emerges from you, and it's not rushed or hurried as it flies from your puffy, swollen, and kiss-abused lips. It's calculated, and your eyes are lidded low and glimmer in the light and Gigi wants to remember the sight until her final days. It has traces of what home used to feel like to her and stutters a feeling in her heart that lay dormant for decades, centuries even. God, you're so darling, so she will continue to call you as such.
_ "You dont have to ask me twice," Gigi utters with a grin so sweet, you taste the sugar in your mouth just from the sight of it, "Be a doll and help me out of this dress?" Your hands hurry to remove her clothing, practically falling asunder when you go to remove her tights and find stockings in their stead, thick bands for her garter belt, and the thin straps holding them together. She could kill you between her legs and crush your skull like a rotten melon and you'd still be beaming from ear to ear.
- Once she's stripped, clad in a lingerie set that clings to her like it was painted on, thin slivers of silk and velvet cup her breasts and have transparent panels that shimmer, making her body lie behind what looks like erotic slivers of stained glass windows. The panties match, thin bows on the sides tying them together. The garter belt emphasizes the sway of her waist and the curve of her hips and is taut lower at the ties to the stockings that make your mouth both dry and flood with too many yet not enough words. Yeah, you would willingly die at the mercy of her hands without concern.
- You get her settled among the pillows beneath the canopy of your bed, feeling as if she was meant to be there, always with her languid form curled and splayed across your sheets and rubbing her thighs together and reaching a manicured hand out to pull you closer, into a holy hell you'd enjoy ever step into the descent of.
- Paused for a moment, you shake back to reality with a sway of your head and reluctantly move away, looking back as you step away at her and cheekily utter "just stay right there, I'll be just a moment," and smile at her gentle laugh. You sort through a drawer, pulling forth a special little toy you never thought you'd get to use, a little double-ended number you'd love to christen with her cunt. Turning back, you nearly drop the toy and the bottle of lube at the sight of her, hair across her shoulders and bra straps lowering dangerously down her shoulders as she shallowly bucks into her hand that's in her panties, moving lazily. Her eyes open and peer up at you, and she grins something wicked when she reaches her free hand across her thigh and pats her flesh, beckoning you forth.
- You practically hurdled into bed.
- Eager hands pry her thighs apart while you busy yourself in darting kisses across her collar, teeth moving to bite at her bra straps and drag them both down before leaning back, settling between her spread thighs to reach back and flick the clasp off of her bra. Gigi shucks off the garment, tossing it aside in the room and enjoying the way you fall slack and in awe of her partially nude, finding her chest nothing short of exemplary.
- "are you even real?" you marvel aloud, feeling as if you're in the presence of a statue come to life as if some renaissance statue woke and wandered into your life, your heart, and your bed. Lucky you.
- "I could say the same for you. Such a sweet thing you are." Gigi murmurs in response, eyes doting in equal to her caress of your side, feeling the warmth of your ribcage and beating heart beneath, seeing the chills sprawl across your body at her ice touch. Her legs spread and she pulls the ties of her panties, silky bows undone as she removes and tosses her underwear, bare beside her garter and stockings. You wish she could kill you, it would be kinder than this.
- She smirks, leaning back and nestling against the pillows, hair sprawled around her head and shoulders as she grins up at you, "Oh but I think living suits you much more." Gigi shucks off your tattered blouse and you toss it out of the way, lowering down upon her and kissing her body, marveling at her breasts and the peak of her perked nipples with your tongue, practically at home and near creaming when she snakes a hand across your hair.
- You make your way down to her cunt and find her clit, sucking and licking with greedy eagerness, hands sliding beneath her thighs to lift them over your shoulders. She takes it from there, locking them at the ankles while she takes your hands in hers, sliding them up her body until she plants them over her tits, and you oblige, palms cupping handfuls and rolling thumbs across her nipples in flicks while you busy yourself with lowering to her lips and licking through them.
- "oh fuck, a little harder," she asks, pleading in a pitch that lifts, voice airier and lighter now that you've got her at your generous, plentiful mercy. You'd give her the world, everything you could reach and beyond. "You need not ask again." you tease, echoing her words from earlier when you nose her clit briefly through a patch of curls and return back to breach your tongue in her cunt, moaning at the taste and squeezing her chest while you did so, smiling against her cunt as you feel her shudder and draw you in.
- "you taste fucking immaculate," you murmur while breaching for air,, looking up at her from between her thighs, taking a moment to tease. One hand stays on her breast while the other lowers to help you part her lips and then slides into her cunt, two fingers entering without issue and scisssoring in her cunt, spreading and then curling upwards. Gigi jolts and arches, lip tugged between teeth you envy. You almost halt when you spot fangs, pronounced and pointed against her lower lip. A normal reaction would be fear, disgust, maybe even some anxiety or paranoia. Not you - you just fuck her faster, better, and want those teeth buried in your neck.
- "holdin' out on me, huh?" you breath against her clit, grazing teeth against it and soothing with your tongue, suckling between sentences to see her shake and tremble, "should've known you were something unearthly, too pretty to be normal." You fuck your fingers into her, sighing in gratification at the sound her soaked cunt makes when you play with it, pinching her nipple and sending her crying out as you feel her hips lift off the bed occasionally,. grinding into your face and you are savoring every single second.
- You've peaked the moment she became interested in you, but you've surpassed everything and everyone when you managed to get her attracted to you and now, rendered into a bundle of high-strung and coiled nerves, ready to snap.
- She comes with a cry of your name on her lips, mouth gaped and enticing with those sharp canines you wanna' toy with. But that's for later. Now, you clean her up and bide your time with the touch of tongue and fingertips, soothing her and ushering her down from the high of orgasm, murmuring her name like a holy prayer and beaming from between her legs, calling out once her red eyes lock upon your grinning form betwixt her stocking-clad thighs.
- "wheres that toy you had? I'll fuck us with it then suck your veins dry and keep you around, you're never leaving if you can fuck me like that and look at me with all that love in your eyes." Gigi promises, like a god laying across an offering bed, handing you the world in a gesture so soft that it wins over the pillows.
- Lucky you indeed.
JR Scheimpough: G H O S T
• song: Ghost Of A Texas Ladies Man - Concrete Blonde
- you weren’t going to let a gossipy rumor of ghosts hold you back from owning a fucking perfect Victorian mansion — listed reasonably and in your price range — in the country, just thirty minutes or so commute from your work.
- it had a goddamn greenhouse, fuck them ghosts.
- you adjusted well, reapplied polish after re-gritting the checkerboard tiles in the main walkway, weeding the garden and scattering oyster shell fragments and slate for the landscape, running gas and electrical through the house to turn on the sconces with those scalloped, filigree light fixtures now aglow. You made that house your home and even that kitchen was amazing. You loved every minute of it.
- until the house began to turn on you. Lights flickering at odd hours, almost seeming to be talking, flickering in response to words or actions. The trees whistling during overcast days in a manner that seemed too ominous for outdoors. Movements in the corner of your eye. Fuck all that.
- you were this close until the breaking point, the crux within the ordeal, to calling in someone to cleanse the house or bless it.
- the master bathroom was nothing short of lavish, marble tiles in ornate patterns littering the floor with cornflower blue ceilings and ornate wallpaper, littered with filigree and ornamental flowers and imagery, pastel greens and blues only further enamoring you with the room. It had a walk in shower, updated with an overhead shower head with a rainfall spout and jets, a bench, and one of those glass window panes. The double sink with the decorative brass faucets, resting below a giant mirror. And the pièce de résistance was the tub.
- a gorgeous oversized claw foot bathtub lay apart, seated in the center of a tri-paned window overlooking the backyard landscape and garden, drenched in sunlight. It was only furthered by the crystals you hung in the windows, fragments of prismal glow dotted around the room, twinkling like a rainbow broke and scattered it’s pieces in your home.
- you’d been taking a break from working on the house this weekend, wanting to just relish in it and let your aching bones recuperate. Bath soak makes the water almost thick, a thin gloss of it sticking to your limbs that peak out from the water. Bubbles are spread throughout the water surface, glimmering with minuscule reflections of the noon-day light from the windows that send them towards your shiny skin.
- your neck is perched on the raised lip of the tub, arched perfectly for your posture and just so that it allows you to rest your eyes. Until the crystals on the window begin to sway and spin, and the large vanity mirror above the sink fogs over with a chill that you don’t feel near you just yet. It fogs over partially, a murky space where one would sit on the sink counter makes you realize those rumors were real.
- stark naked, tub-bound is an unfortunate state to realize you did have spectral housemates.
- “if you’re going to stare, at least let me see what you look like. Even the playing field here fucko.” You’ve got no clue where you found your voice, nor why it spoke of its own accord, but you know you should not have said that but it’s too late now.
- in a shimmer, the form appears, perched in a manner that drips with cheeky and smarmy bravado, displaying an older man who seems all too glad to see a human in the flesh - yet you kinda like his spirit.
- he’s donned in glasses, framing colorless eyes drenched in a void sans the ice-blue irises gazing at you. He’s got on a pinstripe suit, a few decades too old to mean he’s died recently, looking like a Halloween advert for a Mad Men episode.
- “well, isn’t that a warm welcome.” His voice chitters, almost otherworldly with how it seems to phase in and out of your ears, hovering like even sound is trying to decide whether to believe in him. “Hello babydoll, pleasure to finally speak with you. I’d shake your hand but, Y’know.” He feigns nonchalance, gesturing vaguely and you’re not sure if he’s alluding to the fact you’re buckass nude or that he’s unable to touch things – only phasing through them in that spectral nature.
- “didn’t stop’ya from waltzing into my bathroom and watching me.” You pause for a moment, eyeing him warily and sinking lower in the tub before the curiosity creeps inwards, twisting and invading like ivy crawling up brick, “what’s your name?”
- the ghoul’s head tilts, smiling in an amused way that’s both endearing and mocking, eyes shining like ice cubes twinkling in a water glass, “JR –“ he cuts you off as your mouth opens, “No not junior, just J-R.” He trails, eyes locking on you briefly from where they would pretend to find the wallpaper interesting, “yours?”
- and so you utter your name aloud, watching him almost relish in it as if your name was a secret that he’d been searching for. He repeats it, pronouncing it correctly and seems almost casual before he grins, “pretty name for such a cute little thing such as yourself.”
- you’d strangle him is he wasn’t already dead.
- he laughs, and you realize with horror you said that aloud. “Didn’t think you were that kinky, aren’t you full of suprises!” You toss a soap bar in his direction, not expecting the thud nor the sound of it hitting the floor after it landed off his - apparently solid - chest.
- You catch a glimmer in the dead eyes of JR, they flash red — for a millisecond only, just enough to show he’s not just the pretty charmer sitting on your sink. And unfortunately for you, that unnerving danger is just your thing. He notices.
- dark eyes glint and that Cheshire grin returns, JR busying himself with rolling up his sleeves as he notes the dilation in your pupils and the way your legs rub together, water rippling and sending barely-there glimpses of what lies beneath the soapy water of your body.
- “Oh, a mighty kinky thing you are. All hot and bothered for a ghost — pity. But why leave you all to your lonesome here?” He drawls, winking as he steps off the counter and his shoes click at the tile floor, black loafers so shiny they look freshly polished in the midday light. “Why not, keep your lively, darling self company? Hmm?” JR hums a note, nearing the tub and sitting on his haunches, forearms resting on the lip of the tub and teasingly pretending to peek downwards but keeping his attention on you.
- “that —“ you pause, caught up in ice cube eyes that you cannot seem to pry away from, struggling to find the weight of your tongue and get it to work, “that may work.” And he smiles, always smiling, this specter, “what a wonderful answer. Now — how about we get you out of that tub.”
- Y’know what, you would go along with your previous advice. Fuck them ghosts.
- Sitting up, slow enough to let the water adjust and not slosh over the side of the tub and ruin the fluffy bathmat nearby, you maintain eye contact while the suds drip down your chest and expose your torso. You lean up to hover near him, not feeling any chill but just a presence, a wave, that emanates. The closer you are, the stronger it feels, and when you run a sudsy hand over his temple, brushing a stray hair back, you feel him. he’s real. and he’s determined to show you just how much.
- JR’s about to move, most likely kiss you, but you lean back. Completely pull away. And he looks dejected and it’s a dreadful sight on an already dead man. You stand, stepping out the tub and move to grab your towel. It’s gone.
- “missing something?”
- you turn, an eyebrow raised in what is currently the longest moment of you having a complete absence of self consciousness or shame, and fix him with a look and glance around for your bathrobe and towel that you knew you had in there.
- “this is a bit ridiculous,” you roll your eyes at his expectant look, muttering to yourself that this is the most ob-fucking-scene moment of your life, “towel please.”
- “nope. quite like how it’s going without one personally.” JR muses, pursing his lips to avoid smiling while standing and rocking back and forth on his heels.
- “oh sweet fucking christ—“ “I thought I told you my name” you’re this close to abandoning the plan of fucking the ghost but you turn and see he’s got your robe, which was on the other side of the room, in his hands outstretched and ready for you to step into.
- you do, bare feet against tile now sending a shudder than sprawls through you, settling goosebumps across your skin and for you to visibly squirm, only to get enveloped in your plush bathrobe and have him usher you into the sleeves. It’s quite domestic as he loosely ties the robe, large bow barely closing the fabric, still revealing the entirety of your legs and barely covering your pelvis.
- His head hovers around your shoulder, him standing behind you still with hands perched at the tie-belt of your robe, “still want company?” and with his voice, the eerily charming timbre of it, how could you deny yourself the opportunity?
- you murmur your answer before you yourself even process it, nodding and saying a soft absolutely just before you turn around, stepping backwards and grabbing onto cold hands and leading him into your bedroom. You thumb the knuckles and realize they’re very soft and that the chill isn’t so terrible, not overly cold. Warming him up wouldn’t take much if anything at all.
- “darling place you’ve got here,” he jokes, brows raising as he watches you walk then seat yourself on the edge of your bed, “just love what you’ve done with it.” JR continues to stand, fiddling with his tie and buttons before he halts his movements, hiding the hesitation by feigning the intention to move them to his pants pockets. you’re about to ask why, but then you see the glimmer of indentions near his Adam’s apple, pearlescent skin dusky mauve and periwinkle, understanding sinking into your features that he cannot miss. He chuckles, the dark and bitter kind and that red glint almost appears but instead that ice blue turns white then back to the clearish hue.
- “Guess I stuck my neck out for the wrong guy.” And you swallow, knowing that’s certainly a story for another time but you move on seeing that he wants to as well, rising to smooth your palms across his shirt vest and to begin undoing his tie. In a normal circumstance, it’s quite sweet, the image of you wrapped up in a bathrobe and undressing him from the remnants of a suit as if getting ready for bed. But this is no normal circumstance, and you two are far from a normal pair.
- And as you feel at the skin of his neck, bared of his starched shirt collar and tie, you look beyond and thumb at his jaw and lean to kiss at the juncture near his ear. “Well, I’m here now,” you trail off, feeling barely-there hands hover at your waist, “if that helps?” He barely moves and already has you splayed on the bed, peering up at him and seeing him slowly shift from being semi-transparent to completely opaque. Solid. Still ghostly but physically there and it’s a relief, not wanting to voice your concerns of spectral sex and how that really would work.
- “It does.” JR grins, chilled hands shucking off the bathrobe and leaving it beneath your frame until your bare hips lift up and he tugs it out from under, tosses it, then pauses. He leans back, hands flexing and his teeth biting into his bottom lip as he gazes up and down at all of you, admiring blatantly. “Oh honey, it really does.”
- you’re already soaked, which is a relief to you because you didn’t want to navigate foreplay or delve overly so into exploring each other’s bodies. You wanted him, wanted to know how he felt, how he’d feel filling you. JR delivers.
- cold, dead, dextrous hands lift your thighs up and rest the underside notch of your knees on his forearms. His appears shifts, like a ripple rolling over a still waters surface, appearing and disappearing all at once. His shirts unbuttoned and partially tucked into the back of his slacks, belt gone and pants undone. JR almost looks like he’s wearing a thick choker or a necklace and you pointedly avoid looking at it, knowing it’s not the place or time to call attention to a death mark.
- instead you grab onto clothing that feels like it’ll flutter away in your hold, unreal, not there, and tug him closer so he’s looming overhead — and if it wasn’t for the spectral visage, he’d look completely normal. As completely normal as a businessman from the 60’s could look. “Eager little thing, all neglected and alone in this big ol’ house.” JR croons, cheeky and feather light, feeling like a stuffed down pillow yet like a switchblade all the same, “not anymore, you’ve got me, dont’cha honey?”
- that’s the moment he removes his cock, blue tinged and with a weepy, bulbous tip, and slides it through your folds with emphasis. Snake oil salesman. Con man. You never want him to leave. You let out a thick “ungh-huh,” grunting response, squirming at the feel and wanting him in already, petty and petulant and wound up like a turn-dial toy, ceased in your puttering about.
- “Aw kitten, I’ve got you,” he murmurs once more, unnervingly genuine smile on his face. It’s crooked, imperfect. Good. “Easy for me, breathe — I’d demonstrate, but that’s just one thing I can’t do.” And just as your lips part to comment, he slides in, fat cockhead breaching your walls and nestling deep inside. It’s cold, foreign feeling, practically glasslike within you but it sends you clenching and grinding weakly back onto it, feeling your bare hips brush against wool-blend slacks and the weight of his gaze on you.
- “what a perfect, snug little fit this cunt has,” he muses, almost more intrigued than turned on. But he falters as the shift of your hips, eyes flickering like they’re phasing in and out, there one second the next they’re gone. “Fuck, do that again,” he orders after an angled grind while you clench your walls around him, sending his ragged and eyes aglow.
- you do, you clench and he bends you like a pretzel in response. Thighs to your chest, dick now kissing at your cervix which’ll end up bruised by the end of the day, and him even closer now. He’s not as cold, almost as if he’s warmed up. Did you do that?—
- “oohh yes, yes — you feel fantastic, so good to me,” JR babbles, hands splaying across your belly flat while the other is near your head, “so, so good to me.” He whines a bit in his thrusts, overwhelmed with pleasure as you feel the same. The foreign sensation fades as your hot cunt warms him, welcomes him, and stretches to accommodate. His pelvis and slacks brush against your clit, sending nerves alight and twinkling behind your eyes like the fractals from the prisms in the bathroom, rainbow shards scatter behind your eyes as JR steadily fucks into you. it takes you turning your head in an attempt to bury it in the sheets and comforter for you to realize you’re not actually on your bed. Oh, no. In fact, you’re several feet in the air above it.
- That’s hot.
- weeding a hand through his hair, you tug and bring him closer to your frame to press against you, thighs sandwiched between your body and his as his face looms above, eyes now half lidded and sapphire blue. his kiss is so cold it’s warm, tingly up to your toes, almost like spearmint threaded through your bones and body like a puppeteer’s strings. it doesn’t take many more thrusts, many more shifts of his incorporeal form to send you shuddering and gasping, clawing at him and crying out silently in an open mouthed cry as you cum.
- JR follows, unable to not fall under the same petite mort as you do, finding it much sweeter than the actual thing with the view he finds himself surrounded by. Pretty little breather, so eager to take him. He supposes having a housemate won’t be so bad.
Glenn Dolphman: SWAMP CREATURE
• song: It Will Come Back - Hozier
- you shouldn’t have gone this far out onto the boardwalks alone. Should’ve packed extra AA batteries for your flashlight, grabbed the stun gun from the glovebox of your car, sitting stagnant and useless in the National Park’s car lot.
- but now, now you’re alone and the suns starting the creep and inch downwards in the horizon, setting brackish and green water inky blue and drenched in oranges and yellows. It would be gorgeous and ethereal is you weren’t alone, and surrounded by open water and more threats than friends. You’d been there all day testing water and recording data for water pollution, making sure the water clarity was still as high as it was last month. The internship in the park’s department was new, testing your limnology skills and knowledge of freshwater ecosystems. But this place blended just likes it’s water, fresh and salt, murky and clear. And with the sun setting, that line got crossed. You’re in no man’s land, where the gators swim free.
- you won’t see morning.
- shutting off the flashlight allows you to conserve what you can for the night, same with your phone as you pace and try to figure out how far from the entrance you are and how much daylight you have left, gauging about 45 minutes to maybe 2 hours of light. Then, darkness. You feel like crying.
- there’s a tree, thick and stable with roots deep within the mud settled next to the wooden walk you’re on, and you settle against it, back rested on the wood and your legs sprawled on the walks planks, fiddling through your bag and wishing you’d brought more than your your water testing kit and supplies. Like a fucking knife, flare gun, something actually useful. What’s the goddamned chapstick gonna help with, making you look good for the gators?
- moving water unnerves you, the sound heavy and laden with weight, something slow moving underneath you and the thin, wooden slats. It has you getting on your feet in milliseconds and rushing in the opposite direction, knowing it’s at least closer to the beginning of the park. You run until you can’t and it’s already too late, suns gone down and abandoned you in the horizon, the light begins to fade with it. There’s the lurking after light, still hazy and silky in the clouds and it’s clouded the air. And you sit back down, curled in on yourself and trembling, eyes darting around yourself for any flicker of movement in the water.
- you hadn’t heard the water move beneath you as you ran earlier, hadn’t counted the shadows in the depths. Fatal mistakes.
- shadows lengthen then dissipate as they blend with the darkness that surrounds you, and you lean back and groan, practically whimpering as you hold in a cry. The water ripples around you, your form a little dot within a giant circle of ripples resting on the thin plank board walkway of the park.
- chest rattles are all that you feel, shaking like a leaf on a tree is all you can do as you worry about what we’re the last things you said to your loved ones, the last texts you sent, fuck you weren’t going to catch the show premiere for next month. Then the water ripples still, completely unnoticed by you. Again.
- you’ve turned away, looking at the horizon when it emerges, watching wistfully as the light fades and the darkness creeps in around you finally. Webbed digits spread against the wood supporting beams from underneath, it’s head precariously perched beneath the surface and slowly edging forwards and upwards until the eyes are the only lifted feature above the Spanish moss and algae-coated water surface. Golden brown eyes stare ahead, almost hazel if not for the unnaturally shaped pupils and too-glittery irises, reflective and almost iridescent as they flicker light in shades of gold leaf, chestnut, moss, and phthalo. You turn back and lock with them immediately in your line of vision, and your body seizes. You want to cry, want to scream and run, fucking beg. What the fuck is that thing. You want your friends and a blanket and to be woken up from this nightmare.
- but you’re frozen, and this is real.
- the form inches forward, so slowly you almost didn’t notice in your panicked state, creeping in the water in a way that couldn’t remind you of anything human. No alligator moves that way, no snapping turtle shifts like that. It’s too far up for a shark to make it in this brackish water, too fresh for that. Hell, catfish don’t get that big. This ain’t River Monsters. This is your reality. Hell.
- and the hell before you gets bigger until the arms splay across the wooden slats, water dripping down to soak the beams and lifting the body up and out, knees from bulky legs notched at one edge. It looms above you, dark eyes staring down into the very depth and well of your soul, practically toying with the dregs of whatever’s down in the bottom. Your eyes are wide, scream silent and stagnant in the bottom of your throat, tears welling in the corner of your saucer plate eyes while you lean down against the surface of the boardwalk and think of your loved ones and shut your eyes tight.
- It grunts then lumbers forth, head peering down at you with eyes unyielding and unrelenting, as harsh as staring directly into sunlight. It does not move after a few moments, just staying put. When your eyes open and warily look upwards, staring at what you expected to be death in the face, your mind goes blank.
- it still is a beast, a creature of proportions unknown to mankind or otherwise, something for the pages of nautical maps in the old ages to have painted alongside sea serpents and sirens. This, this is unfathomable.
- Whatever it is, looming overhead like death's scythe mid-swing sits still. Bulky arms and legs support the weight, and arms on both sides of your torso with legs kneeling outside of your own. The face is narrow, blunt nuzzle protruding with a murky green appearance all over. There are scars and gashes, all paler pinks and greys with the gouges healed and appearing old. Faded and worn, leathery.
- your attention is drawn back to reality once you hear a deep-pitched chitter, sounding more like a rattle, emanate from its chest and throat. It's almost playful, and then you catch the eyes and they've changed. They look human.
- Before you can say anything or voice a concern, the blunt nose of the beast leans down near your neck, and you freeze, wondering what it's doing. Instead of its mouth opening and teeth sinking into your flesh, tearing your throat and life out, it bumps at your pulse. The softened feel of its nose nudges at your neck, once, twice, and huffs a breath of warm air.
- It leans down on what would be the equivalent of shins and forearms, water dripping from its form and soaking your khaki shorts and your work shirt, underwear growing damp with how drenched the articles of clothing become. Your hands are at your sides, cheek pressed to the wooden board beneath you as you feel its breath and puffs of hot air at your neck. There's barely anything you can see around his form, its size so massive it blocks your peripheral.
- you hear it growl out near your ear, limbs brushing yours, and it repeats the noise then you realize with a shock that it’s speaking, the garbled, drowned tone emerging through its throat like reaching through muck and mud.
- “pretty.”
- your freezing and cold, firghtened and expecting death to soon take you, and yet the sound of the backroad gravel and unearthly, rough voice pulled you forth. Almost like a sirens song, luring the sailors directing the course of your consciousness into the sea to sink to the bottom in ribbons of flesh and tissue.
- you think, until you don’t, when a leg notches between yours and this thing, this behemoth above you, grinds against you. There’s a small, still present logical part of yourself but even that braincell jumped ship the second the thick, pulsing muscle of its thigh hit between your clothed, soaked legs.
- growls and animal-like chitters and coos go unheard as your mind blanks over and you’re lifting hands to feel across its arms, his arms from what you could understand, and dart across jagged tissue scars and roughened, thick skin as you lift your hips up and grind you hips into its groin, rewarded with a hot huff against your sticky collarbone and a thickening fleshy weight growing against you.
- “smell r’good.” Comes out slow and jumbled, but sweet for a horny swamp monster that’s about to fuck you stupid. You almost laugh, smoothing a hand up a shoulder in disbelief and wondering just how truly main character you were until you get your clothes quite literally torn off of you into ribbons upon the boardwalk planks and slats, clad barely in underwear and your shoes that stayed on your feet, your ankles hitched over his thighs. Your legs couldn’t even touch his back let alone lock over them.
- “thank you,” you murmur, grinding against him again and keening when his teeth graze, the creature pressing more weight against you once his dick unsheathes. You don’t see it, can’t with the closeness but you feel it. It’s hot, and a spare hand wanders to toy and find with wonder that it dwarfs your hand. Good for you. “Gonna’ take care of me?”
- where did the real you go and what monsterfucker took your place, fucking a swamp monster in a National Park — and no dinner? Damn.
- it huffs an approving groan, nodding a blunt nose against the slope of your neck and at your mercy as your hand plays with his dick, feeling it move and twitch wildly in your lax grip. You carry on, grazing fingertips over a blooming cockhead and weeping slit, running over ridges and veins until he grows tired and tears your underwear in half down the central seam, prying your legs open and grinding his dick through your slick, the sound echoing almost.
- with a lip tugged between your teeth, hands scramble for purchase as enormous arms and sides, digging in your nails a tad once that blunt, flared cockhead drags across your clit then slinks in, breaching your cunt slowly and stretching it. You take inch after inch in an achingly slow pace, whining and twisting in this things hold and wanting to get fucked already, but it knows better. Cant break a new fuck toy on the first go.
- it’s tedious but rewarding in the end once you get nearly three quarters of its dick in you, pulsing hot and twitching against taut walls, feeling full and warm in contrast to your icy skin from the cold, warming up slowly but surely.
- the creature edges forth in a small thrust, testing the shift then picks the pace up rapidly, hips snapping as a hand lifts your ass up from beneath in order to sink in more of his dick and see it disappear into the warmth of your cunt.
- pressure builds, making your toes curl first and your nails dig a bit into the bicep muscles of the arm your holding onto, another flattened across the back of a shoulder blade and rocking softly back in forth to meet thrusts, voice too broken to scream out, whimpering and moaning out for this monster above thats both the softest and most impressive sex partner you’ve had in a while.
- God Bless National Parks.
- after a while the pace steadies and the continuous brush of his giant dick, making a mess of your pretty cunt and sending slick dripping down your thighs, gets you close to cumming, feeling that warmth spread up the back of your legs and in your belly, blossoming forth in your rib cage and chest, curling around your heart like silken ribbon.
- the steady pat patt patting of his balls against your ass also sends you into a hormonal frenzy, loving how warm and treasured you were in the moment. The pressure builds and you start muttering and crying out, legs shaking around his thighs once it builds closer, a litany of “gonna’ cum gonna’ cum, gonna’ cum please lemme’ cum f’you.” That sends the pace to perk up as well as the behemoth, a shift lifting your ass in the palms of his webbed hands and thrusting you back and forth on its cock, using you with as much ease as one would fuck a sex toy.
- a few bruising knocks of that mushroomy, blunt tip against your cervix sends you creaming around his cock, just in time for him to cum and fill your greedy cunt while you’re agape and shut-eyed as the tremors wrack your body, falling victim to the power of orgasm, wracking your brain like a fog that slowly fades into a haze.
-The once rapid thrusts stutter and fade, continuing until you’re both fully spent and dated and you’re weighted down with a heavy beast that’s the warmest weighted blanket you’ve ever tried, feeling content all plugged up and held. Felt great, fan-fucking-tastic.
- the giant hands holding you tight splay over your heated, damp and sweat-slicked skin and shift, you press a kiss to its cheek and dart more down his neck, nosing it so sweetly he draws you even impossibly closer.
- later on, when you’ll go to work and be unafraid in the dark and cheery and bright in the day, it’ll be due to the rippling force hiding in your shadow as you make your rounds and tend to your tasks, biding the time until nightfall.
- and you feel it’s eyes on you always, but instead of a weight clutching at your throat or coiled between your ankles, it rather lies across your shoulders like a well-beloved overcoat. Warm and powerful and strong. Roughened. Uniquely yours in the best of ways. Especially when swamp creatures are concerned.
— Bonus —
Delaney Whitmore: T H E D E V I L
• song: Personal Jesus - Depeche Mode
- Waking up in the same day, over and over, endlessly for what has been a week now is already getting old. You’ve been shot, run over, electrocuted, and even gutted. Dumped into a ravine. Drowned in the lake with weights and chains, got hit by a train, even got your throat slit. You want it to be over and you’ve got no clue what’s going on. There’s only so much one can learn from Bill Murray in Groundhog Day, and it seems that even he ain’t doing you no favors. You're tired, traumatized, reeling day in and out, and facing death with a chagrin belonging to even the most exhausted reluctant heroes. But you are no hero, no, you are a stranger, a normal person, trapped in an endless loop and feel as if the eyes of ouroboros are gazing down in mocking, chiding laughter. You feel doomed.
- You find answers, or more accurately, a cause to your cruelly violent cycle. She’s been present the most out of all the passersby, with different clothes and different styles of hair, always a bystander and stranger, nearby to watch the fallout behind tinted brown sunglass lenses and a burgundy-lipped grin. God, what a bitch.
- You finally see her up close, spotting and cornering her in the back booth of a dark bistro in town, a flute of something dark and bubbly tucked between her hand and her manicured nails. They match her lipstick. “Having fun? How’s the loop treating you, I’ve tried to make at least the dying random,” she coos, stirring around the decorative garnish that rims her cocktail before turning her body to face yours, “wouldn’t want it to be overly repetitive. That just becomes so redundant, but enough about my little spoils. Introduce yourself, go on, I’ve just been dying to meet you.”
- faltering, you eye her outstretched hand warily, noting the several rings on her fingers and the watch, the gloss of her nail polish in the low light of the room. You shake her hand, noting the firm grip and authenticity behind it, and sit down across from her, shifting against the worn faux leather booth seats and hating the sound.
- “sorry about the surroundings, can’t really alter this stuff unless I wanted to immediately call attention and ruin the game. No fun in that.” She noted the visible discomfort on your face, showing interest and care that seems ingenuine with how real it felt, “now go on, introduce yourself. Treat a lady.” She all but purrs, sipping at her drink and smiling with something wicked and dark in her teeth. Her pointed, sharp teeth. Just the canines.
- and so you do, blurting out your name and watching her process it, and you take her in. Deep brown waves settle down and rest in curls upon her shoulders. She’s got big, Jackie O-style glasses on again, paired with the deep red lip. There’s twinkling gold jewelry dotted around her body, across the collar, several across the ears, her rings, and the watch.
- “what a darling name,” is what pulls you forth from the stupor you found yourself in while staring, seeing her settle her chin in her palm and her elbow upon the table, “usually it takes months or even years for someone to find me, let alone single me out. Clever.” She chimes, sipping once more at something you can’t decipher, maybe champagne with a mixer. “Would you like something to eat, or drink perhaps? They’ve got great appetizers.” Before you can answer she snaps her fingers, the thwick of the sound much louder than you’d expect it, like when hearing someone whistle for a taxi.
- a waiter appears, scattering two menus and place settings quickly before the two of you and topping off her flute with something from a corked bottle, scrawled in looping cursive and definitely champagne, then adds a bit of a syrup that smells like pomegranates. The drops sink like dye does, blooming forth in swirls that resemble the Rorschach inkblots. She catches your inquiring gaze. “I love the taste on its own, but there’s just something about the little dash of syrup I’ve come to love.” She drawls, and you finally catch the locale of it, southern. Not too deep, not too slow to be truly at the southernmost part of the United States, but lulling along enough to be southern. Drips forth like the syrup does.
- “reminds me of those myths and tales of Persephone, those pomegranates that locked her to the underworld for part of the year and to Hades’ realm. Those Grecian tales, so full of woe and death.” She rolls her eyes behind the glasses, unable to see but still noted in the movement of her brows in addition to the gesture of her hand. She asks about what you plan on eating and you’re unsure, not just about the food but about the overall situation. Trapped in a hellish loop, sitting down with the one who’s caused it all, with no clear motive, and yet you can’t feel mad. It’s like sedation, sitting with her, numbing the raw and angry parts of yourself.
- you force yourself to come up with what you’ll eat, getting urged by her for an appetizer too, saying you deserve it. Who is this woman? After giving your answer she calls back over the waiter and prattles off your meal choices and her own, kindly and hands back one of the menus but keeps the other and sidles it against the wall of the table, “in case there’s dessert,” she winks.
- you stare, questions rattling about in your head and overloading you, making you just blurt out what was pressing you the most of all the queries you had. And she laughs. It’s a twinkling, delightful sound. It’s laced with something that warns you to not trust completely. “Who am I? Oh darlin’ I was wondering when you’d get around to askin’ that,” she sips her drink then sets it aside, drumming her nails against the hardwood of the table before grinning with pointed teeth that indent at her lip. She takes off the glasses, thick lashes dusting her cheeks before opening to reveal her irises. Gold, just like her rings. Then she speaks.
- “Babydoll, I’m the devil.”
- there’s the one half of you that’s been expecting that sort of answer, relishing in a way that’s akin to an “I’m right! Suck it!” internal celebration. The other half is in a myriad of what the fucks, wondering what is going on and why you’re talking to the devil and why is she hot?? Confused, bewildered, and utterly at a loss. “Why are you doing this to me?” Is what flies from your lips next, still confused as to why you’re even here and why you’re talking with devil as you discuss your looped-in-hell situation.
- “it’s actually quite interesting, y’see, you’re the offspring of someone that owes me. Big time. The resolution was made, through crossroads bargains — Y’know the black magic, Anne Rice novel typa’ shit — and I’m sorry to break the news Sugar, but you’re the price that got paid. The loop was something I’m fiddling with to perfect it, just unfortunate luck that you were the next contestant. In summary short, your heart, soul, and ass are mine.” The devil answers, in sprawling words that sound like signatures spoken aloud as if the personality of someone’s handwriting was flung into the air to be heard.
- you stammer, words failing again, and then the food gets plated before you along with a glass poured with one of your favorite drinks. “Dig in, food won’t bite. I do on the other hand,” she teases, chiding and amused, “ask any questions you’ve got and I’m happy to answer them. I’m rarely in the company of such gorgeous creatures anyhow.”
- Blinking, you’re reeling from everything, and take a fork full of whatever food is in front of you and chew before you say another stupid thing. You watch her, and she goes about her actions as if this is any other day — and you suppose it is, her being Satan and all. She’s tall, taller than yourself you suppose, with a body that’s curved in ways that must’ve written the rules of temptation and sin, especially lust you think as you glance at cleavage that’s just too alluring. All of her is, it’s unfair. Cruel. It’s fitting. She’s the devil, Satan, the big bad, queen of darkness, etcetera.
- “is it the appearance? Sometimes people expect me to have the whole monstrous look, wings and the tail and hooves,” she prompts, eying you with a curious gaze as she sticks a fork into a piece of fried calamari, “I can slip into something hornier if you’d like.” And you almost choke on what you’re chewing before you realize it was a joke, and you see her laugh. She snorts. Imperfect. “Sorry, sorry — i just love that joke so much, it’s funnier when I make the horns show up. At least sometimes it is.”
- “do you not naturally look like that?” Is how you respond, eating another forkful afterward to stop you from rambling or commenting on her appearance, and how yes, you would like to see her step into something hornier. “I do, there’s just degrees and a range in which I look, this being the original form I was made in. The extra stuff is flair from being the devil I’d assume, and the embodiment of all that is evil,” she trails off, chewing then moving on, “it’s not like I was born and immediately formed into lady of all unholiness, what, do you think my name is just The Devil?”
- “is it?” You expect her to laugh, but she just smiles and sips her drink, eying you while she does before setting the glass back down. “It’s not. My name’s Delaney, but I haven’t heard anyone call me that in a long, long time.” And you think about that last segment, wondering how far back it was since she was seen as a person or a thing rather than just the devil.
- “it’s a lovely name,” you comment, turning back to your food only to glance up and see a subtle flush on her olive-skinned features. “Thank you.”
- you note the reaction for later, but soon enough you feel the time of your meal blurring by you, the time more fleeting than wisps of snow in winter's blanketing season. It’s the end of the meal, and conversation flows while the devil escorts you home, elbow crooked in hers as she walks nearest the road and you’re nestled between her and the buildings as the sidewalk takes you home.
- “soul for your thoughts?” She chimes, sunglasses back on her head but she glances over at you from the lens's rim, smiling impishly and turning once you arrive at the steps to your house. “No, no, just wondering about something.”
“Oh? Do tell, love t’hear what’s rattling around in that skull of yours.”
“Feels like a first date.”
- she blinks, and you watch the processing moment before she grins wicked and lazy-like, eyes half-lidded as she extends a hand in proposition. “Would you like to skip to after the third?”
- you say yes, you’re not a fool, and it’s not as if she walks you inside and fucks you silly. No, within a whirlwind you see hours go by and get your consciousness inserted back until when the third date would be. And you’re in the middle of getting eaten out when this gift of consciousness is bestowed. The timing is nothing short of absolutely glorious.
- she’s got you perched on a marble top vanity in a lavish bedroom, a blend of Victorian or Rococo with the scrollwork and filigree in the wood craftsmanship you garner while trying to prevent your orgasm so you can make it last, staring at the ceiling and an ornate tulip-shaped glass light fixture and thinking of other things to not literally black out just yet.
- “There’s my little one, back to me now, okay?” She breaks up from her assault on your pussy, thumb idly rolling circles and smoothing shapes into your puffy clit, “Let go for me so mommy can make a meal out of you.” She smooths your thighs back open and coos when she blows air upon your cunt, laughing when you shudder. She laps at your cunt and peers up at you from beneath dark bangs and even darker lashes, a knife's point of winged eyeliner making the golden hazel eyes shine. You’ve got the devil on her knees eating you out. Casually. Life unwarrantedly signed away sucks but hey, there’s at least cumming on the tongue of the most powerful demon since ever?
- soon you’re crying out and tugging at her hair and coming against her mouth, gushing around her cheeks and chin. She works you through your orgasm and the over sensitivity. And another venture through orgasm. And two additional upon that, her claiming that oral is just foreplay while she sucks your skin clean as she licks up all the aftermath of you squirting from between your thighs, nipping occasionally with tender teeth.
- she hushes your whines with hands that smooth over your belly and heated skin, calming you down until she rises and her tall form cages you in where you sit perched on the vanity.
- “calm down, angel,” she starts, tucking stray hair back into place and cupping your warm cheeks in her palms, smoothing thumbs across your cheekbones with care. She shifts, reaching to grasp your chin between your fingers as her hand wraps at an angle around your neck, “now, can I play with you for a little longer?”
- Regret was not something you had a lot of, but there was not any present in your response. Especially since you had never said yes so fast in your life. The demon laughs before pressing her lips to yours, murmuring beneath her breath in airy huffs of air that grace your teeth and tongue as hers meet yours in the middle, "welcome then, my little Persephone."
— Happy Halloween —
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