#sorry if you were unaware of these

[weaver-z]

Irish people, I NEED to know: What do you think of these weird shirts that rednecks in my home town wear?

#sorry if you were unaware of these #ireland #personally i think they suck and are very funny

[redhotarsenic]

“Who said you could kill him?!”

“You piece of TRASH….”

#I’m very very sorry for taking so long 🙇🙇🙇 #this file’s hefty as fuck lemme tell you #also. feel free to zoom in. take it all in. :3 #also also the spots on his body are his bodysuit forming around him if you were unaware #trigun #millions knives #legato bluesummers #cw gore #nudity #trigun stampede #trigun fanart

[arklay]

RESIDENT EVIL → THE WESKER FAMILY

To the public, little is known of the families behind some of the world’s most renowned bioterrorists, but the question remains: did they play a role in causing their children to walk down the path that they did? Or are these individuals simply ambitious criminals with delusions of grandeur?

For Diana Wesker (née Afanasyeva), her introduction into the bioweapons black market trade was upon discovering her employers were using her research into limb regeneration with salamanders to further their experiments in creating enhanced soldiers, instead of developing human therapies with which she was recruited for. Although the prospect of using biological weapons in the military did not appeal to her, the concept remained fascinating for her own selfish endeavours. Born on the 27th of October, 1963 in Sydney, Australia to Russian immigrant parents, Diana had harsh expectations placed upon her at a young age, ones that no matter how hard she tried she could never live up to. Her mother, Tatyana, was an unfeeling woman, absent for long stretches of time with little regard to how it affected her daughters, much more concerned with her craft as an accomplished opera singer. Viktor was no better. A strict man whose role as father and ballet master blurred, he pushed his girls to one day follow in his footsteps. Whilst Sofia enjoyed ballet, and went on to become a professional ballet dancer, Diana’s heart was set on going into the field of biology. She wished to make a name for herself, separate from her family – to which she succeeded.

Diana was married to former U.S. Marine, Dave Monroe, for only a year until he was declared dead in 1992 after succumbing to injuries sustained in a horrific car accident. Foul play was ruled out while Diana played the role of the grief-stricken widow, but in reality, she had snapped after years of mistreatment at her husband’s hands, and opted for something she could pass off as an accident to be free of him. For years she believed he was dead – and he was, legally – but that proved to not be the case when he found his way back into her life again in 1999. Unbeknownst to her, she had been lied to by the police and coroner, who were paid off by her employers when they took Dave’s body for themselves and used him as one of their first test subjects in developing supersoldiers. Before he could ever hurt her again, Diana’s second husband, Albert Wesker, tracked the man down, captured him and tortured him, before allowing Diana to get her violent and bloody revenge.

The origins of Albert Wesker’s involvement in bioterrorism, alongside his twin sister, Alex, are much different than that of Diana’s. The two hail from London, Canada, but unfortunately, they hold no memories of their lives there, nor what happened to their biological parents when they were eight years old. Agents of Oswell E. Spencer, an aristocratic billionaire and eugenicist, took the twins from their home and executed their parents as per Spencer’s orders. Albert and Alex were then placed in a home funded by the Spencer Foundation where they were given new names and a privileged upbringing. They had access to the best education possible, free to pursue whichever field they decided, but it was by no accident they both went into virology and bioengineering; at home, their adoptive parents – agents whom they believed to be their real parents – instilled them with the beliefs of Oswell E. Spencer, harbouring disdain for war and pestilence, and believing humans to be an evolutionary dead-end in need of a rebirth. They were only two of the hundreds of children “adopted” as part of what is known as Project W, a plan intended to develop an advanced race of human beings. The most promising candidates were headhunted by Umbrella Pharmaceuticals, the twins amongst them, where they went on to create bioweapons for the company founded by none other than the man who had handpicked them for his plan. The final stage of this was to infect the thirteen Spencer saw fit, however, only two survived; Albert received the intended effects, now possessing superhuman abilities, however, Alex was only offered more time to live due to her terminal degenerative illness.

In the summer of 1995, Diana was working undercover within Umbrella to gather development data on their projects for her company. Here, she had a chance encounter with Albert, an intelligence officer at the time, which permanently altered the course of her life. The two were never seen far from one another’s side, marrying in 1998, and they went on to become notorious in the bioweapons industry. The development of the Uroboros virus was where things took a turn for the worst. Although Diana’s infection was successful and she bore abilities that rivalled her husband’s, the plan itself did not succeed as they had hoped, and almost cost Albert his life at the hands of his former subordinates.

Now, they work within the shadows, with Diana declared missing and Albert believed to be dead. Their legacy, however, lives on with the mark they left on the world. As visionaries in their field, they influenced bioterror attacks carried out by countless individuals and organisations. In turn, they also inspired others to fight against such atrocities. One such person happens to be Albert’s son from a former relationship, Jake Müller, whose existence he was unaware of.

#mine. #oc: diana #pair: ewskers #click for better quality cause it's large & tumblr ate it ♡ #hii so happy birthday diana !! queen is 60 today :] #um. there's no template cause i made this from scratch...i couldn't find any i was vibing with so i was like you know what lmaoo #i'm sorry for the essay...it was meant to be just a short rundown of the family but well...that happened. typical leah fashion... #oh and guys. did you know that there's a limit to the amount you can put in one blockquote? that's why the rest is just left like that caus #i didn't like how it looked with a blockquote each paragraph...cause the spaces between were unever. you understand 😔 #with the tree i was also going to include weskids adoptive parents but i couldn't figure out how to arrange it all & make it look nice !! #cause i also wanted to have spencer in there as well cause he's a big reason why the weskids are the way they are...was maybe gonna include #sherry as well. like connected to jake (hehe) and then do her parents too but that would've made things so wide & it's already big enough #yes. i hc that albert & alex are biological twins. just for clarification there :] i don't think i added anything else that isn't canon or #implied with canon. cause the weskids were put in homes (or at least whatever ''controlled environments'' means) where they were monitored #by umbrella but were unaware of it. so yeah. i don't think i really changed much there !! #honestly i could've kept rambling cause there's alex's whole situation. there's my lore with jake's mum. there's way more with the ewskers #but it's already so long & i can't be concise so there's that lmaoo oh also diana's grandma. so much stuff #also meant to say the weskids birthday in that ramble. it's january 15 1960 :] they are capricorn sun leo moons but alex was born earlier s #their rising signs are albert is a scorpio rising & alex is a libra rising !! #had to redo the image cause typo on diana's birth year for some reason lmao so if that messed up the formatting i will sob

[ninicaise]

damen and laurent ARE codependant but like. they never find out

#captive prince #damen x laurent #everyone else knows bc it's obvious and they ruin the lives of everyone around them constantly bc of this #but they rlly are blissfully unaware <3 either that or they just don't give a shit #thos mfs would commit suicide if thw other died and leave their countries in ruins with civil wars bc of how obsessed they r w each other. #like canonially. #me personally i love an insane couple. completely bonkers toxic bitches. etc #i just think it would be funny if they were acting Like That #and they were both like we are normal. what do you mean. this is how normal couples who aren't all the other has left in this world behave. #We Are Normal #sorry about the three thousand typos in the tags btw

[soullessjack]

idk i just think it’s a little weird that almost every character who gets the “innocent baby” / “little ray of sunshine” treatment usually ends up just having neurodivergent traits and actual negative traits in the show that nobody pays attention to. like idk man it just feels like diet infantilization to me and it’s a teeny weeny bit uncomfortable to see all the time

#what’s even weirder is that half of these precious sunshine baby characters will canonically have some kind of temper too 😭😭 #like sorry I don’t think Adrien is an innocent ray of sunshine he was literally destroying property out of spite 😭😭 #cal.txt #autism stuff #fandom ableism #infantilization #she ra spop #entrapta #spn #supernatural #jack kline #autistic jack kline #adrien agreste #Like of course he isn’t canonically ND but the whole angle of his social awkwardness and unawareness #miraculous ladybug #it’s still a common trait in ND people and it’s probably the most infantilized aspect of us #but come on man #and don’t even get me started on jack. we know how I feel #TLDR jack strangling the gas n sip employee in a rage so blind he had to be shot in the back to snap out of it #like am I alone in this am I detecting a pattern that nobody else is . #siigghhh #we will never be free 😭😭😭😭 #castiel #at some point in the fandom and probably still in a few corners #autistic representation #this goes for when a character is simply coded that way too #like I cannot stress enough how coding and representation work #I also cannot stress enough that ableism does not have to be intentional to be ableism holy BALLS dude #you can do it by accident!!! you can play into tropes that you didn’t realize were bad!!!! ITS NOT A MORAL FAILING ON YOUR PART #it’s just a product of society like everything else.

[ajaxpilled]

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#non kink people are so weird to me bc #long story short i have finally gained some weight through many tropes i did not even realise were happening #which is a good thing bc everyone close to me is worried abt my weight bc im naturally underweight #and somebody mentioned it to me recently like oh wow so glad to see you’re getting better #and my bf who is completely blissfully utterly unaware of this kink and just rly likes cooking #put a HAND #on my STOMACH #and was like yeah you eat very well for me don’t you :) and kissed my forehead and Kept His Hand there for a while like ??? #ppl are way too open about weight fluctuations and how full or hungry they are for my liking like.. #how do u do all this and feel so normal and open about it #okay sorry #rambles #things such as this have happened before but this one had me so awkward #smile thru it they won’t find out they won’t find out they won’t find out !!!!! #ive only dated or been friends with people who have disordered eating or care for beauty standards before so it’s all New To Me #tw disordered eating #?

[electricfied-wolf]

Thought abt maybe slowly stepping back into the stex fandom. Remembered how godawful half the people became. No longer thinking abt stepping back in.

#not tagging this one #it literally makes me SICK thinking abt it. I know I have those people blocked now so I won't see them anymore #but seriously. what kind of fucking asshole to you have to be to see someone who is unaware of something #and instead of asking them to like. further elaborate what they meant or try to teach them #you hound and accuse them with not a PINCH of empathy and then go on and act like YOU were in the right when you weren't. #I could throw up. My god. And these were grown ass adults too. #yeah no sorry. I thought maybe that they could change and just had different views than my friend. BUT THEN THEY FUCKING HARRASSED HIM FOR- #-SOMETHIGN THAT WASN'T EVEN TRUE? It's horrible. I can't believe they thought they were the right ones.

[chantilly8]

I am now the exact age I used to lie about being to my mutuals 5 years ago

#If you knew me in 2019 sorry you were unaware I was 14

[icharchivist]

"Cecil isn't a tumblr sexyman" whom the fuck is Cecil? An herb??

ANON.

ANON??????????????

IS THAT A JOKE 😭😭😭

I guess only the 2013 tumblrinas (gn) know properly who Cecil is.

Cecil is the protagonist and narrator of Welcome To Night Vale, a surreal horror podcast (perhaps THE surreal horror podcast that kickstarted the trend you see those days like tma and stuff). (go listen to the Pilot, though huge warning for unreality stuff if that's a problem with you)

The show is set up to be a radio show set in Night Vale, a city where weird things happen all the time except that for the narrator, all of this is normal. Yeah of course a 5 headed dragon is running for mayor against the faceless woman who secretly lives in your house. Of course no one is supposed to go to the Dog Park. Of course everyone must give their offering to the Mighty Glow Cloud. Of course there's a ghost cat in the bathroom floating and having kittens, isn't she adorable.

One of the extremely refreshing thing about this podcast, especially in 2013, where tumblr was mostly obsessed with queerbaiting shows, is the fact that in the very first episode, Cecil meets Carlos the scientist, and immediately falls in love with him. Meaning there's a lot of episodes going "the eldritch monster camping on the highway once again committed some new incidents and people died. but that's not important. DID YOU SEE CARLOS'S HAIR? ISNT HE DREAMY?" (and they went on dates and eventually got married).

And the thing with Cecil, outside from his dreamy voice, his gay crush, and the beautiful existential sentences he could spur sometimes (“The past is gone, and cannot harm you anymore. And while the future is fast coming for you, it always flinches first and settles in as the gentle present” is one of my fav quotes), is that he was just a voice. There never was a single canon design about him.

So everyone could make their own Cecil. Everyone had their own version of him in mind, though we all somehow agreed on him wearing Night Vale's purple, and you would often see tattoos of eyes and tentacles on him (or that pushed with literally showing them off outside of his skin).

in the early 2010s on this website you couldn't go ANYWHERE without knowing about Cecil. Everyone was talking about him. Anyone who has been on this website for about ten years would talk to you fondly about their friend Cecil Palmer from the radio show.

We're discussing Tumblr sexymen. if you think tumblr sexymen just means a man tumblr finds sexy (even though it's weird), you're dead wrong. And Cecil had earned his place because HE was THE Blorbo.

On another note for you to understand exactly what it means on tumblr, you heard of Dashcon? Everyone's heard of Dashcon. Many people weren't here when Dashcon happened. I was here. One of the scam the people of Dashcon ran in order to get people from tumblr to come was to invite the wtnv's cast. However, last minute, they didn't pay them, and the condition of hosting were deplorable (the nearby hotel was stacked, and the organizator of the con didn't even pay the con's site at all, which means they locked all the teenagers who had came into the lobby to ask them to pay for the fees of the con's rent. Do you even realize how insane that is). So the wtnv crew didn't come.

But it was literally THE thing that represented tumblr enough that it ended up wrapped in this horrible scam. It was the moment. The thing that truly defined the early 10s on this website.

Of course you might think he's not a proper sexyman for tumblr (tbh i think Sans and the Once-ler are the real sexymen of this website) but Cecil has been the embodiment of the early 10s culture of this website. (and personally i think it'd be somewhat very vindicative of the website to have him become the sexyman this time).

Somehow... the way history gets lost in here i swear.

#tbh i think people are just. completely unaware of how the early 10s were on this website #it was widely different in term of how we interreacted with one another #i don't mean it in like 'it was better before' it just was different #i always get a grip when i see ppl talk about 'the new once-ler' or 'the new superwholock' #and everytime all they mean is 'this chara is popular' or 'those three saga are popular at the same time' #this is not what those were. god the early 10s were weird. #anyway. we put respect to Cecil's name in this house thank you. #ichareply #anonymous #unreality #unreality cw #sorry making sure but this show might be extremely unreality indulcing so be careful

[yuukei-yikes]

dude have you seen skip and loafer. dude. harutakacore. dude,.

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK THIS FREAKED ME OUT I LITERALLY FINISHED READING THE MANGA LIKE 2 HOURS AGO actual reply in tags

#THIS ASK MADE ALL THE HAIRS ON MY ARM STAND UP #DO YOU FOLLOW ME ON MY SIDE TWITTER OR SOMETHING!!!! #oh also abt haru.taka core. their looks Yes. their personalities ummmm Barely #i think mitsumi and takane are both socially oblivious #and haruka and shima are people pleasers #BUT MITSUMI IS WAY TOO SELF AWARE AND SHIMA IS WAY TOO SELF UNAWARE (BC HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT HE WANTS) #while haruka is the self aware one and takane self unaware in their case. erm. #anyways THEIR CASUAL FRIENDSHIP REMINDS ME OF THEM FOR SURE THOUGH LOL #the chapter where shima buys mitsumi hand cream was extremely haruka and shintaro core. i kept imagining it. sorry. #like set in hs days ofc. haruka wanting to buy takane a gift and shintaro being like. been meaning to ask but are u and enomoto going out #haruka immediately like NOOOOO NONONONO THIS ISNT WEIRD WERE BESTIES U DONT GET IT!!!!!!!!!! #shintaro being like but you like her??? and there haruka isnt as quick to answer so shintaro's like oh got it and harukas like GOT WHAT??? #anyways. that last part doesnt happen in the manga its from my delusions. #erm. READ SKIP TO LOAFER ITS SO GOOD I WAS GOING CRAZY ABT IT IN MY GC EARLIER my good buddy joey recommended it to me #it tackles relationships and friendships so perfectly and the artstyle is so nomnomnomnomnom ugh #ask tag #if youve only seenthe first ep i see how u see haru.taka core because SAME LOLLL #shimas voice fits haruka so well too #especially their first meeting that was SO haruka and takane core

[missjenniferrose]

I pretty much never unfollow people on here. I recently unfollowed several people who reblog AI art very often. You know who you are.

#sorry if you were unaware #it's super obvious to me but maybe not everyone sees it #shit no one cares about

[the-kipsabian]

wait

WAIT

okay admittedly i havent seen this before i think. or at least its been so fucking long

KIP HAS BEEN CALLING HIM CLEMENTINE ALL THIS FUCKING TIME????

#'this has everything to do with YOU clementine' WAIT #WHY WERE WE FREAKING OUT AT SWEET LITTLE CLEMENTINE WHEN THIS WAS ALREADY HERE #IN 2020 #MY FUCKING GOD #sorry i was incredibly unaware of all of this im UNWELL #wrestling musing #box thoughts

[camping-with-monsters]

“…I sure hope not.”

#sorry I spilled my cup of angst oops #and would you look at that— we’re all out of rags #looks like it’s just gonna have to sit here lol #Daisy-Mae you… really should have actually got help #Look at these two. Blissfully unaware of what’s to come. #How bad it’s about to be for the whole family… #I’m gonna start experimenting with drawing actual interactions between these two…? #like more ‘in character’ stuff rather than just only silly doodles or experimental/rendered pieces #for those who I sent this on discord to: im surprised none of y’all have pointed out the bruising on Rupert’s wrist #a reminder: daisy-mae is not a pretty character. she had a lot of untreated issues that became everyone’s problem #another reminder: these two were in a toxic relationship because of that #the things Daisy’s saying here were unfortunately some things I’ve been told before #after all. who better to write characters in a toxic relationship that a victim themselves? #Rupert Snapdragon #Daisy-Mae #Bliss #ocs #original characters #original stories #The Kiwi Draws

[neverendingford]

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#tag talk #thinking about how I'm too loud too rough too much for so many people #there was a neighborhood yard that all the kids would go to jump on the trampoline and wrestle and I would accidentally hurt other kids #I was too unaware and too unrestrained and weirdly enough I kept on accidentally sinking my teeth into others (genuinely accident no lie) #and. idk. a lot of the scars on my body were deliberate but a lot were accidental. my hands and fingers are covered in slices #bigger ones from the hand saw. smaller ones from my knives. a permanent dent in my calf from a biking accident #I feel like I've always been just a little too much for people and I feel like some kind of animal that was never meant to be kept inside. #I'm sorry for biting too hard I was not created to be friends with something so delicate as you. #do I tag this as therian? I don't think so but now that I've typed it someone will find it in three months like they do with my tag talks. #I feel too much for even my own body. my skin too delicate for my own actions. #my dick is covered in scars where I've just ripped the skin from too much yanking. the joke is death grip but I'm two steps past that. #this is relevant because I accidentally made my gf sore af the other night because I used my strong hand not my dexterous hand #like.. sorry I hurt you I wasn't careful enough I didn't remember to turn myself down to sixty percent #I forget to turn my volume down I'll hurt you. I forget to turn my power down I'll crush you. I forget to turn my speed down I'll hit you. #spirit made for a stronger body. energy made for a larger society. hands made for tougher people. heart made for stronger friends. #I get too energetic and have to spread myself out to multiple people I mention this and they say “why don't I ever get to see you like that? #you get to see part of me. you think you see the entire god but you only see the finger reaching out to touch you. #I show too much and you burn. your face glows with the afteraffect of my radiance. #I open my mouth to breathe freely and you char from the flames I let out. I kiss you and your cheek singes from my heat. #how do I live in a world full of fine china shops when I am a bull? #a traveler washed up on the shore of a land full of people with chairs too tiny for me to sit on.

[thethreehostsystem]

So, I am still doing whumptober, however.

I am afraid I need to take it at a slower pace because my body doesn’t like me.

My cane does help to an extent and I’ve been able to write more than I would have, so that’s a plus.

All of them should be published (well?) before the end of November if my predictions are correct.

Cold weather is brutal on chronic pain.

uhhh yeahhhhhh, also there’s some system drama so That’s fun.

#ths rambles #ao3 writer #ao3 author #fanfic #AAAAAAA #hehehe i am so tired #pain hurts #just in case you were unaware #sorry guys #i am trying #but alas #sometimes the stars don’t align #and instead crash into you #leaving you with brain fog #and severe pain #idk lmao

[vanillabat99]

I am having a rough week. Been stuck in bed for a few days, lots of pain and fatigue, week-long migraine that is still haunting us, didn't sleep last night, and our glasses are broken ._. There's still a doctor appointment, therapy appointment, and now an optometrist appointment, and then I have my anniversary (one good thing!!) and it is all so much to deal with.

#sorry for weird text/grammar. been dissociated all day and havent been able to settle it down. #iwe also got a small booboo in dance class today :( squashed our toe and had to ask for a bandaid. #i am okay and it doesnt hurt or anything but it still adds to the pile of stress happening woagh. #ive been so unaware of my body and ive been crashing into furniture a lot and im so dissociated lately😭 #i am okay i swear. just goin through it rn. #our clothes were a total disaster today since we couldnt agree on what to wear and everything was a compromise 😭 #we got to shower at least. and we emailed webkinz support about account recovery. small things. #batty blogging #text #god please dont ask me who i am rn i cannot tell you.