Maximus proving that the Brotherhood doesn't have sex ed
S1E5 at 12:50 - transcription below the cut
[Lucy] Want to have sex?
[Maximus] ... You mean use my cock?
[Maximus] (weak chuckle) I don't know. Uh, that weird thing could happen...
[Lucy] What weird thing?
[Maximus] Well, it's just, for some guys - not me - uh, but for some guys, you know, when they make it move...
[Maximus] ... it gets all big and hard like a pimple and then it pops
[Maximus] And they say it can happen to anybody, but still, it's... it's gross
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When Mike has his "oh" moment, "Back to the old house" by The Smiths starts playing, and Mike has a montage flashback of all the times he's been in love with Will (finally from his own pov):
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that’s how it went right
[Image ID: Three-panel comic about Dragon Age 2. The first panel shows Anders and Hawke, who is depicted as a brown man with long black hair tied into a ponytail and wearing a red cape. Anders is angrily gesturing with his hands and finishing up a speech with "...Andraste's words that magic should not rule over man. It is not ruling to simply wish for the same rights as any man!". In the second panel, Hawke lays a hand on his shoulder with a sympathetic look and says "So true bestie." to which Anders looks dumbfounded. In the third panel, only Anders is depicted in all grey and a blush on his face as he stares at the floor in disbelief. Behind him, google searches are depicted that each say: "where to but engagement rings in kirkwall", "spells to make your ass fatter", "average fereldan dick size", "how to find out if your crush likes men", "fereldan courting rituals", "marriage certificates for fugitives" and "deepthroat tutorial". ./ End ID]
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Tbh I think people are clipping the wrong part of the Ivantill kiss like - okay yes the big sweeping kiss is BEAUTIFUL. But have you all seen. the last kiss. the tiny, sweet kiss Ivan gives Till just before he starts to choke him. When they make eye contact and you can see the determination and love in Ivan's eyes, and for the first time, Till finally sees him back.
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