Henry: When you manage to find this paragon of virtue, whatever makes you think she will accept your suit? Are the young ladies of London truly so easily won by a pleasing smile and absolutely nothing more?
Alex: So, you find my smile pleasing.
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Henry before the closet scene: okay it's just a stupid crush, it will go away
Henry after the closet: oh yeah, I'm totally in love, oh bloody hell.. and now .. I've got his number, Christ!
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Remus: What—what the hell is this? Did you…with Reg? Regulus? Fuck!
James: Moony! Breathe!
Remus: Don’t you tell me what to do, Prongs. How long has this been going on?
James: Since New Year’s.
Remus: Oh, Merlin! And who knows about this?
James: Literally no one but you. And Peter.
Regulus: And Barty and Evan.
James: Right, and Lily.
Regulus: Oh, and I told Pandora.
James: Aw, I didn’t know that.
Regulus: Yeah, she was really happy for us.
James: Oh, I can’t wait to see her again. She’s really—
Remus: Okay! Shut up, okay? The both of you! I need to think.
James: Please don’t tell Pads!
Remus: Seriously?
James: I haven’t told him yet!
Remus: Oh, gee, James! I’m sorry to interrupt your process of you fondling with Sirius’s dearest brother, but you’re the one who decided to put your dick into the only heir left of the Black family!
Regulus: Technically, if my parents find out I slept with James, I’d be disowned anyway—
Remus: Not talking to you, Reg!
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“Henry fell first”
“No Alex fell first-“
Stfu they both literally fell together into a $75000 wedding cake
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Almost everyone: we know you're dating the prince of wales
Alex: what how'd you figure it out?????
Also Alex like 3 times a day for the last six months: I gotta go uhhh cancel literally every plan i have for the next five days to go see Henry for..... appearance reasons...... and we'll need at least twelve hours alone while im visiting... why??? *sweats nervously* ahahaha no reason we will definitely not be fucking if that's what you're suggesting- who said anything about me and Henry actually liking each other????? *laughs nervously*
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Shaan: this is your man ?
Henry: yeah
Shaan: look at him
Henry: that’s mine
Henry: and imma stick beside him
Shaan: and that’s-that’s what you’re gonna settle for?
Henry: I’m gonna stick beside him🥰
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Alex, staring at Henry: ahh. My rival (affectionate)
Henry, glaring at Alex: ahh. My crush (derogatory)
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Do you realise that Aug 10th (book timeline) is the one with:
"History huh? Bet we could make some"
And the movie literally comes out at Aug 11th, so yeah, they definitely knew what they're doing and history shall be made
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Alex: hey what's the wifi password again
Henry: the best moment of your life, love
Alex: [typing] huh. didn't work though
Henry: did you capitalize the 'w' in wedding?
Alex: [quickly erasing 'Henry playing polo'] yes, yes you're right
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