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Billie: What are all those dead bodies doing at the table?!
Barnaby, in a disappointed tone: Honestly, not much.
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Eli: Please don't kill me in my sleep.
Ares: Awake it is, then!
#incorrect xena quotes#incorrect quotes#xena warrior princess#xena: warrior princess#xena#eli#ares#source: tomska
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Happy belated December 3rd!
JOHN: dave! happy birthday! [bro hug]
DAVE: [bro hugs back] hey you too
JOHN: that's... not how this works.
DAVE: oh
#submission#source: TomSka#looks away. ygeah uh. very belated. very belated My Bad#happy birthday dave strider (it is december 15th) (12 days later) (almost two weeks)#its fine. 👍🏼#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#incorrect quotes#mod dave#john egbert#dave strider
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Frank and Eddie are snuggling together on a hill, watching the stars:
Eddie: It’s so beautiful out here.
Frank: Yes, it’s just you and me- *hears the bushes rustling and sighs* …and Julie.
Julie: *helpfully* HEY! YOU TWO SHOULD KISS!
#source: tomska#source: asdfmovie#Eddie Dear#Frank Frankly#Julie Joyful#welcome home puppet show#incorrect quotes
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Charlie Morningstar: What are all these dead bodies doing over here?!
Adam: Honestly, not much.
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#charlie morningstar#adam#source: tomska
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Person A: Please don't kill me in my sleep.
Person B: Awake it is, then!
#source: tryhards#source: tomska & friends#thank you for the submission!#incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes ideas#incorrect quotes prompts#submission#source: tomska
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Narcissa: What are all these dead bodies doing here?
Bellatrix: Honestly, not much
#incorrect harry potter quotes#incorrect malfoys#malfoyfamily#narcissa malfoy#bellatrix lestrange#source: tomska#HP Fandom
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Stanley, finding his missing coworkers: What are all these dead bodies doing here?
The Narrator: Honestly not much.
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Shilo: What are all these dead bodies doing here?!
Graverobber: Honestly not much.
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Emily: I love it here.
Emily: [squeezes her hands so tight her knuckles crack]
Andy: What was that?
Emily: Those were the bones in my hands.
#the devil wears prada#incorrect quotes#incorrect dwp quotes#emily charlton#andy sachs#source: tomska
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Heavy: I cannot wait to eat this sandvich!
Medic: Yes you can.
Heavy: Da, I guess you're right.
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The Hole
Padawan Shaak: Plo, have you seen my copy of the greatest movie of all time?
Padawan Plo: Seventeen again?
Shaak: Yeah.
Plo: Pretty sure it fell in the hole.
Shaak: What hole- OH MY GOD
*ominous hole noises*
Shaak: What is that?!
Plo: It's a hole.
Shaak:
Shaak: Well I can see that. What's it doing there?
Plo: Well I woke up this morning... *takes a long sip of his tea*
Plo: Then there was a hole.
Shaak: What're you gonna do about it?
Plo: Well I put a rug over it
*OMINOUS HOLE NOISES*
Plo: Yeah, it fell in the hole.
Shaak: Should we call the Temple Guard or something?
Plo: Oh yeah I called the Temple Guard.
Shaak: ...Well where are there?
Plo: They're in the hole.
*OMINOUS HOLE NOISES*
Shaak:
Shaak: ...Where is your uncle?
Plo:
Shaak: Plo, where is your uncle?
Plo: He's at work.
Shaak: Oh, good. Where does he work?
Plo: In the hole.
*i think you get the jist of what this is indicating*
Shaak: God!
Shaak: How deep even is this thing?
Shaak: *Takes a book and throws it in*
Plo, sadly: That was my favorite book. Now it's in the hole.
*ominous hole noises*
Shaak: Plo, do you even know what this is? Like, for all we know it could be an interdimensional wormhole or a... a portal to HELL or- Plo? Plo? PLO!
Plo: Hey what's up I got a snack *munch*
Shaak: ...
Shaak: Plo, will you PLEASE take this seriously?
*HOLE PERSON NOISES*
Shaak: *screaming noises*
Plo: *gunshot noises*
*dying hole person noise*
Shaak: ?!?!*%$#
Shaak: WHAT WAS THAT?
Plo: Hole person.
Shaak: Where did it come from?
Plo:
Shaak: Right... the hole- dude why are you being so calm about this?
Plo: I'm more worried about that space octopus.
Shaak:
#source: tomska#Nobody can tell me they weren't like this when they were padawans#I mean I know the timeline and their ages wouldn't add up but still#plo koon#shaak ti#Padawan Koon#Padawan Ti#Incorrect Quotes
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Silverstream: It’s so romantic out here…
Gallus: Yeah, just you, me, and the moon.
Luna: (on the moon) HEY!! YOU TWO SHOULD KISS!!
#Submitted by: Admin#source: tomska#Gallus#Silverstream#princess luna#shipping#gallstream#mlp fim#mlp friendship is magic#my little pony#incorrect quotes
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Pollywog With A Knife
Sprig, in his room: *doing his own thing, then notices his two week old sister in the room*
Polly, holding a knife: *baby gurgles*
Sprig: *points to Polly* That’s a pollywog with a knife
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Sprig: It's a- POLLYWOG WITH A KNIFE!
Polly: :)
Sprig: I'm calling Hop Pop- wait he's not home
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Sprig: I mean- it's a pollywog with a knife!
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Sprig: Comfort eating *eats something out of a can*, these are just mushrooms
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Sprig: Aww, it's a pollywog with a knife
Polly: :p
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Sprig: *panicking hitting every item in his room* POLLYWOG WITH A KNIFE! *regrets it instantly*
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Sprig: What do you want? You want something? I'll buy you something later sis
Polly: :D
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Sprig: (quietly to himself) Why does my sister even hold a knife?
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Sprig, on top of his closet: GET OUT
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Sprig, holding a plush version of him: How about we trade? I'll give you this, and you give me that *gives plushie in exchange for the knife* Now, Isn't that bet- oh
Polly, with another knife: :)
Sprig: *facepalming* I'm really stupid.
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Sprig, holds the first knife out: Oh. It's not nice, is it? Huh?
Polly: :(
Sprig: I'm a FROG with a knife, what are you?! You're a POLLYWOG with a knife. You're NOTHING
Sprig: Actually I'm sorry Polly, that was mean. You don't deserve that. You're young. Here just take my-
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Sprig, filled with regret: Oh, now it's a pollywog with two knifes.
Polly: :D
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Sprig: Where's Polly? THERE'S Polly! WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE?
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SPRIG, on top of the closet again: GET OUT OF MY ROOM!
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Sprig, nowhere to be seen: I'm hiding in the closet now
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Sprig: You know, I kinda want you to stab me. So when our ancestor's like-
Leif: "Hello there, my descendant, how did you die?"
Sprig: I can be like-
Sprig: "Oh, I dunno, maybe I was stabbed by A POLLYWOG WITH A KNIFE."
Polly: *laughs*
Sprig : Don't laugh at me! You're sick. You're a sick pollywog with a knife
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Sprig, moving around fast: Yeah. Not easy, is it?! Not easy to hit a moving target!
2 minutes later...
Polly: :D
Sprig, with several cuts on his outfit: You have to leave
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An hour later...
Sprig, in his room tending to his injuries: ...
Ivy, outside: Aw, look at this little pollywog, isn't it-
Maddie, also outside: OH NO, IT'S GOT A KNIFE!
*sounds of things being sliced and screams of terror*
Sprig: ....I'm sure it's fine
Wally, outside: AAAAAAA-
#source: tomska#amphibia#sprig plantar#polly plantar#this definitely would've happened#and explain why sprig is so used to it in the future
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Chef Pepper Jack: (on a walkie talkie): “I-Its a baby with a g-gun…”
Nightshade: (also on walkie talkie) “…What?”
Chef Pepper Jack: “IT’S A BABYYYY WITH A GUN!!”
Trigger Snappy: :D
#skylanders#incorrect quotes#incorrect skylanders quotes#source: tomska#Chef Pepper Jack#Nightshade#Trigger Snappy#submission
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Luz magically gets turned into a baby.
Amity: Uh, guys, Luz got turned into a baby and still has her staff.
Hunter: What?!
Amity: LUZ IS A BABY, AND HAS A STAFF!!!!!
Willow: *(slowly approaches Baby Luz)* Heeeey Luz, I'll let you have all these shinies if you give me that staff! *(pulls out 10 snails)*
Baby Luz: *(laughs cutely and points the staff at Willow)*
Willow: *(puts her hands up)* Or you can just have it, this is a mugging now.
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