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forestshadow-wolf 8 months
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Ghost: do you think I can make rudy my platonic wife if I ask ale?
Gaz: 馃え what happened to soap?
Ghost: soap isn't platonic. Answer the question.
Gaz: idk ask him
~~ on a video call with ale ~~
Ghost: can I make rudy my wife? Platonically.
Ale: idk let me ask.
Ale, yelling off screen: hey, rudy! Can ghost make you his platonic wife!
Rudy, off screen, yelling back: what happened to soap!
Ale: he asked what happend to soap?
Ghost: he's not platonic.
Ale, yelling off screen again: he saying it's not platonic!
Rudy: I thought we already knew that!
Ale, to rudy: we did!
Rudy: then tell him I said yes!
Ale, to ghost: he said yes.
Ghost: great.
Ghost: *hangs up*
Gaz: .. so?
Ghost: he said yes
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nuclearnyx 10 months
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hijinxinprogress 22 days
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Whenever the JL starts complaining about YJs public image YJ just straight up gaslights them
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kitkatpancakestack 2 months
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Favorite scene
Two characters you wish would interact more
If you could write a storyline for the show, what would it be?
Unpopular opinion about a character
Favorite song played during a scene
Honest first impression of the show
Honest opinion of the show now
Favorite season of the show and why
Character you used to hate but now like
Character you used to like but now hate
Worst part of canon
Best part of canon
Worst part of fanon
Best part of fanon
Worst take of the show/a character you have seen
Character most likely to get away with murder
Best rare pair
Guest star you would promote to series regular
If you had the same characters but had to completely change the premise of the show, what would the new setting be?
If you had to pick a Major Character Death, who would it be?
Least favorite relationship
If you could put any other fictional character into the 9-1-1 universe, who would it be?
Quote from the show that means a lot to you
Pettiest take of the fandom
Favorite part about the fandom
Favorite rescue
What would it take for you to quit the show?
If you had to choose a different city for 9-1-1 to take place in, what would it be?
The character that everybody most fundamentally misunderstands
What do you wish you saw more of in fics?
Worst fandom discourse
Persistent fandom complaint that needs to be retired
Reason you started watching the show
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classycookiexo 4 months
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Definitely, everyone should leave home at least once
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applebees4prez 22 days
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theminecraftbee 1 year
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you know sometimes one of the things the fandom does that i like the least is joke about how certain ccs are "lorephobic" because it basically always ignores the lore they actually are really and visibly doing. like, sure, they may not be doing the lore YOU'RE looking at, but, one, lore doesn't just mean "big overarching server storyline" it can also mean solo stuff. it can also mean 'builds that have story built into them'. it can also mean 'fun little storyline between like two guys'. it can also mean character continuity. it can mean many things. two, "this guy doesn't do lore" is NOT the same thing as "this guy doesn't do the specific lore i personally like and want to see them doing" and i don't always think you guys know the difference. all of this, of course, is to say: hey guys did you know zedaph can canonically time travel,
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guckies 2 months
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You could really try to tell me which qsmp couple is the best at the whole sun and moon thing but everytime if it was not Fooligetta you would be wrong. Because it just is Foolish and Vegetta every time, no competition.
You鈥檙e telling me Mr Sun Bird at the top of the dragon tower Foolish with shining golden skin and an ability to make everyone smile is not the embodiment of the sun? Or that Mr Lobo Nocturno, night wolf that turns from human into wolf during the night all while having a passion for the colour purple and only shining so long as it鈥檚 lover shines too isn鈥檛 symbolic of the moon?
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grimalkinmessor 10 months
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Light's end has always bothered me for multiple reasons (the biggest of which is it not actually being his fault that he lost therefore robbing me of a greater poetic justice but you can't win 'em all), but I think one nobody really talks about is that,,,Light wasn't afraid to die.
Well鈥攈e WAS, at the beginning, but part of the reason I'm so obsessed with his relationship with Ryuk is because Ryuk's existence was a constant threat to Light's life. And yet Light never once seemed afraid of him, or tried to cozy up to him, or even attempted manipulate Ryuk into doing things for him. Sure, he bribed him sometimes into going along with his plans, but he was friends with Ryuk. Or鈥攁s close to friends as I assume a Light Yagami and a Shinigami can get.
But before Light meets Ryuk, he 100% believes that he's going to die. His frenzy those first few days can be attributed not to any moral righteousness, but to a desperate sort of resignation. Light thinks that he's sold his soul after killing those first two men, so instead of destroying the Death Note, he immediately sets out to make as big of an impact as possible. He wants to go out with a bang! He wants to be remembered! Light is afraid of death in those first days鈥攂ut he also comes to terms with it somewhere between killing Otoharada and Ryuk showing up. He was ready to go with Ryuk quietly if he was there to take his life or his soul.
But then鈥攈e learns that he's not going to die.
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The face of a boy excited and relieved.
Light learns that there are no consequences to using the Death Note.
THIS is when he starts getting cocky, when he starts to actually convince himself of all that moral stuff he spouts.
But he's still not afraid of death.
Oh he's afraid of being caught, for sure, and after L humiliated him on live television, he might've even been afraid of execution. Because he'd seen firsthand just how quickly L could turn the tables on him, how he could make Kira look foolish. And Light definitely does not want to be remembered as foolish.
I don't think Light was afraid of actually DYING though, because when Ryuk says "You know I could just kill you", Light laughs. Literally laughing in the face of death. Light KNOWS that Ryuk will eventually kill him, but as long as he goes down the way he wants鈥攐n HIS terms鈥攊t's fine. Ryuk claiming that he'd be the one to finally end Light might've even been a relief, considering how Light's mind works. A god can only be killed by another god, etc. etc. 'Killed By A Real-life Shinigami' sounds metal as FUCK. Top-tier way to die if you're as much of a gloryhound as Light.
And one thing that irks me is that鈥攖he five year gap kind of,,,,takes that, from Light. Light spends so long on top of the world with no real challenge that by the time that Near and Mello show up, he's far more arrogant than he was when he was up against L. Light is, once more, afraid of death. He's lost that tolerance he built up in those pivotal first few days, and he goes out, not in a blaze of glory like he wanted, but clawing and pleading to live like a dog.
Light lost his recklessness, his impatience, his acceptance of the inevitable because he believed that he could now change the inevitable鈥攁ll somewhere in that five year time skip.
This makes him less likely to get caught, yes, but it also takes away that鈥攖hat teenage dauntlessness that he had at the beginning. Pre-skip Light feared L and L alone. Only the idea of being caught by someone who could truly tear him down frightened him. Not even death compared.
And I suppose that Light's spiralling at the end is a sort of poetic justice in this case?? But it's not the one I wanted.
I wanted Light's recklessness to blow up in his face. I wanted his carefully curated plans ruined by his own impatient hand. I wanted him to go down much as he probably first intended鈥攊n a blaze of glory. I wanted his fall to be explosive and terrifying to the audience. A moral of the story that shoots you right in the chest and really makes you think.
Instead he was reduced to just,,,,another criminal, begging for his life.
Which, yes, I suppose, is also a message in and of itself (all evil figures throughout history have only ever been human, have only ever been men that bleed red at the end of the day, and nothing they've ever done or said will change that), but I also find that....exceedingly boring.
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atissi 4 months
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i think the internet could be greatly improved if we just assume that OP is always talking to someone who is not you. if the post is not personally applicable or relevant, cool, this isn't a conversation you're in. this is a strangers' conversation that you're eavesdropping on.
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jaegerbroshoe 2 months
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I'm sorry, Jawad did nothing wrong. I'm glad Sara didn't blame him and recognized he was trying to help.
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forestshadow-wolf 9 months
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Soap: I think centaurs are a terrible mythological creature. Anatomically... And that they're actually horror creatures
Gaz, squinting at him trying to process what he just heard: ...are you high?
Soap: I can only see two options for what a centar looks like. Option one- the typical half-man, half-horse. Remove the horse neck, replace with a human torso. That would mean you have a human head, a human neck, 2 human arms, 2 different torsos, and 4 horse legs. This gives me many questions.
Price: why am I here?
Soap: first of all, does that mean it has 2 sets of organs? If it does how does the horse-half get air to its lungs? If it doesn't where do all the organs go? Do the lungs have to be extra big to compensate for 2 torsos? Where would they go? In the human torso? Do the rest of the organs then go into the horse-half? Does that mean the rest of the organs are extra large? If it were to wear pants, how?
Price: I hate it here.
Gaz, horrified but intrigued: ..go on...
Soap, no longer paying attention: or option two- just a regular human body, but the butt is actually a horse torso. That means you have an entire human just with an extra horse body and 2 horse legs. I still have questions on the organs. And how does it pee or poop like this. Does this version need pants? How does it wear them?
Gaz: I see what you mean by horror creature, now...
Soap: oh this isn't what I meant by horror creature, though I suppose that could be part of it.
Gaz: wha-
Soap: I mean because they're always depicted to be muscular, but I can't see a way that the human half would have the ability and range of motion the build that muscle. So this leads me to believe that the fat is perhaps stored in the horse half of the centar. This would explain the defined musculature of the human half, but it also probably means that it is very lean and pale and knobly, and with too well defined musculature. If this is the case that centars would likely create a sort of uncanny valley feeling, therefore I have concluded that centaurs are horror creatures.
Gaz: 馃槰
Ghost, with heart eyes: ... I'm gonna marry you
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t4tails 22 days
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yeah im a bit of a sick fuck (i think fictional universes that are just supposed to be like ours but without homophobia or transphobia suck ass)
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sunrayretriever 8 months
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APPLE SHOWDOWN BITCHES
i would never judge someone for their personal preference but if your favorite is red delicious do you enjoy eating wet bitter cardboard. what the fuck is wrong with you. anyway cosmic crisp are my favorite.
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spotsupstuff 10 months
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caper of euros, what do you have stored on your puppet chamber pearls?
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puffin-smoke 7 months
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here me out here. In Guy's christmas decorating audio, he says, "I am a man of many talents but I know unequivocally that I'm a better cook than I am decorator." and then lets Honey do the decorating. So may I introduce...
Interior Decorator Honey
For the low low price of a vague knowledge of interior decoration, you can have:
Guy consistently asking Honey if he "sparks joy" and Honey keeps threatening to kick him out of the apartment.
Whenever Honey's stressed they start reorganising furniture, so sometimes Guy will come home to the sofa in the kitchen and a brand new coffee table, and immediately ask what's wrong.
Guy keeps saying that Honey is the "Feng to his Shui". Honey baby darling why do you love that man
Honey going into someone's house for the first time and having to physically restrain themself from talking shit. Vibrating with rage, muttering under their breath, exchanging looks with Guy while he dies of laughter. The moment the friend leaves the room? Blows up like Mt Vesuvius.
Has assumed someone was colourblind before because of the pillows they used. Needless to say that someone wasn't colourblind. That someone was Guy.
Dragging Guy to charity shops. Smile a thousand photons bright. (old person hobby LLLLLL)
Guy goes to charity/thrift stores and looking for furniture and decorations without Honey. If he can't find anything he thinks they'd like, he'll find whoever runs the shop and give them his number, telling them to call him the MOMENT anything cool comes in. Ohh that's why they love that man
Owns many a "festive napkin" (it's called bunting, GUY)
Hates minimalism with a passion. Just based on vibes. Maybe I'm projecting.
Snuck into Guy's room once when they were roommates just to reorganise everything. When Guy got back it felt like he was stepping into another world, a world that smelt considerably less like pizza and oh my fucking god Honey put it back
Also that sleek, modern aesthetic? They are going to kill you
AND HAVE YOU CONSIDERED: Honey making their own furniture. DID YOU THINK ABOUT THE IMPLICATIONS. Them utterly refusing to use IKEA furniture, and making their own; rolling up their sleeves and going ham with a hacksaw and a dream, learning how to do things with resin and how to make carpets, AND making a lil pizza heart carpet for Guy as an anniversary present. THEM GOING FULL SEXY CARPENTER WITH LIKE A TANK TOP AND MMMMMMM
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