#sproing answers

[munchboxart]

SPLOOSH AND LUNA BUFF I AM FUCKING BACK SPro too ♥

Patch notes link [https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461]

#ID NEVER THOUGHT ID SEE THE DAY SPLOOSH GETS A BUFF LMFAO #i dont like that they buffed screen ! #etc #gif

[hadeslegacyhephgirl]

Midnight adventure

Nico woke up alone. 

Which was, in and of itself, not unusual. But tonight was different 

Because tonight, he hadn't fallen asleep alone. 

When he'd fallen asleep, it'd been to Will's warmth and whispered reassurances that he'd never leave. 

His first instinct was monsters. 

But no, there was no blood and he was unharmed.  

He sniffed the air 

And was met with a sickenly sweet smell 

Chlorophom 

Which mean someone had drugged Will (maybe even Nico himself, and kidnapped him (Will, not Nico) 

Nico jumped off the bed and, grabbing his sword and jacket, headed outside. 

It was cold 

And damp 

But there was moonlight 

And a very clear drag trail leading from his cabin to the forest. 

He grinned, a wolflike grin as he tightened his grip on his sword 

He was hunting 

And Wills kidnappers were his prey 

~*~ 

Will tried to flick on his glowing ability and was immediately kicked in the head. 

Not that that particular bruise would stand out among the dozens fo others she was sure he was obtaining as two Roman demigods, a girl and a boy, dragged him along. 

"I don't understand" the girl whined "why can't we just kill him now?"  The boy kicked her in the shins. 

At least he wasn't the only one.  "Be quiet!"  So, no answers. 

~*~ 

Nico was close. He knew it. 

He'd seen the brief flash of light in the forest; Will had obviously tried to signal for help. 

He hurried after them, quiet as possible. 

Sproing 

Fuck. 

He'd stepped right into a net trap.   He let out a string of curses under his breath. His sword arm was trapped under him and his was basically upside down in the net. He was too tired to attempt shadow-travel. 

And every second he spent trapped, Wil was carried further away. 

~*~ 

Will came to tied to a tree. 

He'd fainted from pain and exhaustion a while back, and while he'd been unconscious, they'd either arrived at where they wanted to go or had just stopped for the night. 

The girl glanced over at him.  "'e's awake!"  A guy walked into the clearing, the firelight illuminating his scarred face as he smiled. 

Will felt a sense of dread.   "Search him" 

The girl and the other boy approached him. 

Roughly the turned out his pockets and searched his flannel for anything. 

The girl felt around his (still clothed) chest and grinned when she felt the necklaces.  She pulled them up out of his shirt and surveyed them. 

There was the camp bead necklace, which she glanced at once and dropped it, turning her attention to the other one. 

See, Will had a penchant for charms, and his charm necklace was almost as full as his camp one. 

She flicked through the charms until she stopped. 

Oh, shit 

It was the two little pride charms he'd got when he'd found out that he was bi. One little rainbow and a bi flag. 

"Hey, Thomas! Check this out!" 

The two boys stopped. The one by the fireplace, obviously Thomas, walked over and surveyed the two charms. 

"Well, well, well, would you look at that. Not only is he graceus scum, he's a fag too!" 

Thomas slapped him across the face.  "Beat him up. I loathe fags, and here is some practice for you two in beating up skills."   

Will felt blow after blow until his entire body was in pain, he curled up into a ball, protecting his face as they rained kicks and punches on him and then... stopped. 

He looked up.   

Nico was in front of him, sword drawn, probably glaring them down. 

He smiled.  

Thomas spat. 

"The camp traitor! What a find. You care for this one? Pathetic. Kyle, Dylan, let's go." 

The girl, Kyle, make a small sound of indignance 

Thomas whirled around  "Oh, by all means, if you want to fight him, go ahead. I don't care. Dylan. Let's go" 

The three trooped out of the clearing, Kyle flipping them off as she passed them. 

Nico didn't move until they'd disappeared, then whirled around, crouching, all worry and care now. 

"Will? Are you okay? What am I say, of course you're not okay. Let's get you home. Do you need to go to the infirmary?"  "No, 'm fine. Le's jus' ge' back to your cabin, please. I need sleep"  Nico threw Wills arm around his shoulder and helped him up.  "Sorry I couldn't be here earlier."  "'s okay, at leas' you got there at all" 

They managed to get back to camp and back to Cabin 13, where they collapsed back onto the bed, Nico big spooning Will as they drifted to sleep 

~*~ 

The next day Will woke to find most of his bruises gone, due to his fast healing ability. The only visible reminder was a small cut on the side of his head, obviously from one of the rocks. 

Neither Nico or Will spoke of the late-night adventure again. 

#solangelo #solangelo fanfiction #angst #fanfiction #nico di angelo #pjo #will solace

[regicidal-defenestration]

KaF3Countdown - Magic/Folklore

When Feels came back from the shops to see Kane sitting on the floor, candles and loose bits of paper spread out in a ring around him, he didn’t pay it much mind.

“Afternoon, Luce,” he said, trying not to step on anything that looked too important as he made his way to the kitchen and dumped his bags on the table.

“Got us more milk.”

Kane made a distracted sound that probably meant thank you.

“You’re not going to burn more sigils into our carpet are you?”

At that, Kane did look up.

“That was one time!” he protested, in the way of someone who, from plenty of past experience, knows exactly how the conversation is about to go. “And I got rid of them.”

“You moved the desk over them,” Feels pointed out.

“I moved the desk over to the window so we could both get some more sunlight whilst working.”

“It doesn’t even fully cover the damage.”

“You suggested I needed more vitamin D, I might add.”

“Look at those scorch marks near the front corner.”

Kane threw a pencil at him, which missed by a good few centimetres. The worst part was that Feels was entirely in the right.

“That’s why I’m writing everything on paper this time. If they ignite again, they’ll burn themselves out before the fire has a chance to spread.”

That…

That wasn’t the worst idea Kane had ever had, Feels was forced to admit.

“What’re you doing with it?” he asked, rather than say that thought aloud. He was only half-listening for Kane’s answer as he put the milk in the fridge, then went back to the bags to fetch the cheese.

“Summoning a dragon.”

A thud as Feels dropped his cheese.

A pause.

“Luce,” he said slowly. “Do you remember the bit about not setting fire to our flat?”

“It won’t! Really, Brutus, you could have some more trust in me.”

There was no chance of Feels winning this particular argument. And, maybe, if he was really being honest, he didn’t want to win. The thought of seeing an actual dragon was one hell of an incentive, even given the fiery risks.

He sighed, picked up the cheese.

“Well, don’t let me stop you.”

Kane grinned at him, an infectious smile Feels was compelled to return.

“Þa se wyrm onwoc-”

Wait-

“That’s Beowulf,” Feels interrupted. “Why are you reciting Beowulf to summon a dragon? Don’t you need something a little more… magical-spell?”

Kane looked less-than-impressed at the break in his focus.

“If someone started chanting a story about you, that’d probably attract your interest, right? How do you even know that?”

“Some guy did a musical about it once.”

Kane made another sound, one that translated to that explains it. Turning back to the ring of paper, he cleared his throat and began reciting again.

“Þa se wyrm onwoc,

Wroht wæs geniwad,

Stonc ða æfter stane, 

Stearcheort onfand

Feondes-”

He stopped. 

Something was happening.

A shiver went down Feels’ back. He felt uncomfortably aware of his own teeth, and the air had started to smell purple.

Reality compressed in on itself, then, just as quickly, sprang back into place with a sproing which wasn’t heard so much as felt.

Feels blinked.

“Oh my god,” he breathed.

The amazed laugh that came from Kane meant he wasn’t imagining it either.

There was a dragon in the centre of the paper ring. A tiny thing, barely half a metre tall at its shoulder, with a squat body, thick neck, and wings that looked more vestigial than actually useful for flying. Two horns curled out from the top of its head.

Feels blinked again.

“Is it weird to call it cute?”

Kane was already kneeling down to get a better look. The dragon watched his movements with bright amber eyes, but let Kane run a hand down its ridged scales with no complaint.

“It is cute, isn’t it?”

“What’re you going to do with it?”

Kane’s hand was too close to the dragon’s mouth now for Feels’ comfort. He wondered how you’d explain fingers being bitten off by a dragon to A&E.

“Do you need a permit to keep one in your house?”

“Probably not, but only due to a lack of imagination on the government’s part. I expect the RSPCA wouldn’t be impressed.”

His sentence trailed off.

Kane shuffled backwards quickly, motioning for Feels to do the same.

A clicking sound, not unlike a lighter, came from the dragon’s throat. It hiccupped, then coughed a small, fizzing, spark onto the floor.

They watched in silence as the carpet began to smoulder.

#those lines are indeed beowulf but more than that they're the opening to the song olde english from the musical Beowulf a thousand years #of baggage #kaf3countdown #kane and feels #writing

[uswanth123]

Time Constraints In Sap Hr

Understanding Time Constraints in SAP HR: Key to Data Integrity

In the world of SAP Human Resources (HR), time constraints play a vital role in ensuring the accuracy and consistency of your employee data. They act as the guardrails that prevent conflicting information and maintain the logical flow of HR records over time. Let us delve deeper into what time constraints are and why they matter.

What are Time Constraints?

Time constraints govern how different types of HR data (info types) can exist within the SAP HR system. They answer these questions:

Must a record always exist? Can some HR records be optional?

Can only one record exist at a given time? Are multiple overlapping records allowed?

The Three Core Time Constraints

SAP HR primarily utilizes three time constraints:

Time Constraint 1:

Mandatory record – at least one must exist at all times.

There are no gaps in time between records.

Examples: Basic Personal Data (Infotype 0002), Organizational Assignment (Infotype 0001)

Time Constraint 2:

Optional record.

Only one record can exist at a given time.

Gaps between records are allowed.

Examples: Family/Related Person (Infotype 0021), certain memberships or qualifications

Time Constraint 3

Optional record.

Multiple records can exist simultaneously, even with overlaps.

Gaps between records are allowed.

Examples: Training and Events (Infotype 0004), Work Contracts (Infotype 0016)

Why Do Time Constraints Matter?

Data Integrity: Time constraints prevent errors and inconsistencies. Imagine an employee being assigned to two different departments simultaneously without proper time constraints – that would create confusion in payroll, reporting, and management decisions.

Reporting Accuracy: Time constraints ensure reliable reporting. Generating a headcount report with overlapping employee assignments would lead to inaccurate results.

Historical Tracking: They support historical tracking of HR data. You can see an employee’s progression across departments, salary changes, or training history as the system preserves this timeline according to the defined time constraints.

Where to Find Time Constraints

You can find the time constraint assigned to a particular info type or subtype in the SAP configuration tables. Here is how most HR consultants locate them:

Transaction Code:  Use PM01 or navigate the SAP configuration menu (SPRO).

Tables: Time constraints are primarily maintained in tables T582A and T582B.

In Practice

Understanding time constraints is particularly crucial when:

Designing HR Processes: Consider the nature of the data you are capturing – is it mandatory, unique over time, or can it have multiple records?

Troubleshooting HR Data Issues: Check time constraints if you encounter employees with conflicting information.

Building Custom HR Reports: Awareness of time constraints helps to create accurate and meaningful reports.

Let’s Wrap Up

Time constraints might seem technical, but they profoundly affect how your SAP HR system functions. Understanding their purpose and implications ensures your HR data remains accurate, reliable, and ready to support your people-related decisions.

You can find more information about  SAP HR in this  SAP HR Link

 

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[wyrmhaven]

Wyrmhaven Guide

This blog is about a "Strixhaven" game - that title is in quotes because our lovely DM has added some many homebrew NPCs and events that we're approaching Strixhaven of Theseus territory here - if you add a bunch of new content to a DnD module, at what point is it even the same game? The point of this blog isn't to answer this question, it's to enjoy the ride and hopefully share that joy with others. There is a lot of NPCs that are not in the base module, so if you see a name you don't recognize from the base module, chances are they were homebrewed in.

THE SETTING This game takes place in a world known as Kharas, in a city-state called Lux Concordia. The Strixhaven Academy has been renamed to the Wyrm Academy to fit in with the DM's existing worldbuilding, and the headmaster has been replaced with a woman known as Archjusticar Yasha. Lux Concordia is a city of towers built upon several other iterations of itself, and is approaching industrial revolution levels of technology. The layout of the Academy itself is similar to the module, although it is now dominated by a central tower known as the Hexpiral Tower that holds most of the classrooms, and all of the Dragon House Demiplanes There are several other locations of note in this world:

Valtahost, a more technologically advanced empire and Lux Concordia's bitter enemy

The Orzkhov Union, a nation run by vampires

THE PLAYER CHARACTERS Carmilla - Our dhampir warlock/bard who claims to be a vampire despite only being a dhampir. Her patron is a enigmatic figure known as "All Ravens" who lives in the Shadowfell Doya - Our aasimar monk who is a bit over her head in this magic academy Rin - Our roadent (homebrew rat race) sorcerer who thought he was a wizard, but was actually imbued with magic by a tome that his adventurer brother gave him White - Our changeling wizard who doesn't know much of their own past. They are genderfluid, but will be referred to as he/him in the logs for the sake of consistency Zoey - Our bard/warlock with a knack for creating crimes against nature PLAYER FAMILIARS Guillermo - One of Carmilla's raven familiars, who works with different game mechanics than most familiars Nandor - The other one of Carmilla's raven familiars, who is technically a shape-shifted imp Ra - White's hairless cat familiar "La Creatura/The Creature in the Hat" - a strange creature that lives in Zoey's hat. We still don't know what it's deal is Sproing/Slash/Puff/so many others - Zoey's familiars. She goes through them quickly, as all her familiars are doomed to die despite her best efforts

MAJOR HOMEBREW STUDENT NPCs "The Angels" - a trio of popular girls who bully the player characters relentlessly. A parody of the Heathers from the movie of the same name Angelika - An aasimar sorcerer, and the leader of the three Angels. Thinks she is queen of the school, and might as well be Angelique - An elven wizard, and the smart one of the Angels. Always has perfect grades Anjarika AKA Anji - A genasi warlock, and the pretty one of the Angels. Has a lot of suitors, but not a lot of thoughts

"Missing Peace" - A band of four girls whose music is similar to what we would call Punk Rock Asher - A tiefling bard who is the lead singer of Missing Peace that lives up the punk rock image Amalie - An aasimar bard who is the lutist of Missing Peace that seems surprisingly gentle considering her choice of music Larksann - A gnome artificer with a mechanical backpack who is the drummer of Missing Peace and is incredibly anxious. Occasionally a PC when one of our OOC friends wants to join in Mailu - An elven sorcerer with an affinity for pyrotechnics who is the bassist for Missing Peace

Chadriz - A Mage Tower player with a bone to pick with just about everyone. The resident bully Dawn - A kalashtar sorcerer, who is friends with multiple PCs and just about anyone else she talks to Dismay & Violence - A pair of goth tiefling twins would would rather not get caught up in all this drama Max - A human ranger who considers himself a superhero. Has a pet chicken who is his sidekick, which he calls Wonder Chicken Nicollin - A dhampir wizard who is Carmilla's friend, but also inexplicably friends with multiple other PCs despite being the most boring person alive Pain - A tiefling warlock, and the academy's resident bad boy "Sunny" - A halfling bard who comes from a family associated with organized crime, but would rather distance himself from it

MAJOR HOMEBREW FACULTY Archjusticar Yasha - The eladrin headmaster of the Academy who is eternally stuck in her winter form. Cold as ice. Professor Nadia - An elven PC from a previous game, now the physical education teacher for the academy

#about us #thank you platt for this summary #and all the other summaries really #wyrmhaven #strixhaven #dnd #homebrew

[crimechannels]

By • Olalekan Fagbade JUST IN; Immigration CG orders investigation into Passport racketeering The Comptroller General, Nigeria Immigration Service (NIS), Mrs Caroline Adepoju, has ordered investigation into allegations of passport racketeering against personnel of the service in the South East. The Service Public Relations Officer, Deputy Comptroller of Immigration, Adedotun Aridegbe said this in a statement on Saturday in Abuja. The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reports that Passport Control Officers in the region have been accused of charging extra fees in addition to the official fees for obtaining international passports. Aridegbe said that any officer found culpable would be dealt with as the service would not tolerate any form of misconduct or improper behaviour. “The attention of the NIS has been drawn to a report of allegations of misconduct against the personnel of the service over passport racketeering. “As part of efforts to rid the agency of these bad eggs, an order for immediate probe into the allegations has commenced and anyone found guilty will be sanctioned. “The CG and the Minister of Interior has given a directive for the investigation of the allegations and that is what we are doing,” he said. Aridegbe maintained that the guidelines for application for international passport were clearly stated in NIS website. “We also sent out our customer feedback number: 08028320751 (SPRO), 08067761196 (SA – SERVICOM), and we are not only ready to answer your calls but resolve issues. “The problem is that Nigerians like to look for shortcut and so they fall into the hands of people who fleece them. “They prefer to do things through the backdoor. Nigerians need to know that every office opened by the NIS has a duty to serve them, ” he said. Aridegbe enjoined prospective applicants to visit the NIS official website at immigration.gov.ng to apply for Passports. He also urged them to make payments for their preferred passport categories and avoid patronising individuals or entities that request cash payments for passport services. (NAN)

[sproingtrep]

Why.

#sproing answers #fnaf #springtrap #food// #shitpost #THIS IS SO DUMB IM SORRY but I needed something to get me out of art block #I sure could go for some roasted sproingolli broccoli 👌 #I forgot to color the lines on this oh well #I’ll make real posts again at some point I swear

[stitchandani]

How did Sproing and Elastico end up together? You seem to have a backstory for every other couple.

ArtistIssues

Sproing saw Elastico’s show once and was hooked. She loved not only him, but the whole circus. The idea of performances was the most fascinating part of living on earth, for her. That is why she loved her One True Place at the movie theater, helping the owner change the sign weekly and put up posters. But the circus was the first live performance she ever saw. She went with Lilo, Stitch, Angel, and a few others in the Ohana right before the events of Leroy & Stitch. Though she only got to interact with the performers backstage briefly, she was most starstruck by the fact that one of her own kind was one of the amazing icons, living and putting on a show every night for humans. Elastico was his goofily polite self, being used to adoring fans. But it wasn’t love at first sight for him.

It wasn’t until Sproing saved him that he took notice of her. First, she was across the street and saw Leroy capture Doubledip and Mr. Stenchy. Then she witnessed Leroy scratch out a picture of Kernel in a strange pink book. When her picture, next to Kernel’s, followed, and the red creature started crossing the street to the movie theater, she hid. By the time he’d kicked in the door and bagged Kernel, she was already bouncing frantically away.

Sproing went to the Pelekai house to try and get help, but nobody was there (Nani had left for work.) So Sproing went to the next place; the circus. If anyone could get away from the clutches of a crazy Stitch lookalike, it was her new hero, Elastico. But when she got there, the circus performers were so busy getting ready for their last act that they couldn’t be bothered to pay attention to one little blue alien. So Sproing was at a loss of what to do…until she spotted Leroy climbing into the show canon, down in the ring! It was being aimed at the Big Top. With horror she saw Elastico, doing one of his famous tightrope acts, the spotlight on him. She bounced past security and down into the ring, but she couldn’t get his attention. When Leroy blasted himself out of the canon, reaching for Elastico with all four arms, Sproing did the only thing she could think of. She jumped as high as her coils could allow and collided with Leroy. He had her wrapped in a net and on her way to the Coliseum in no time, and even though Elastico was captured soon after, he never forgot how she jumped in to save him. He returned the favor in the battle at the Coliseum, and they’ve been shyly getting to know each other ever since.

#ArtistIssues #Sproing #Elastico #Sproico? Elasproing? Sprasticoing? #asked #answered #Leroy

[invadernids]

Hiw come you closed your asks in the other blog? Just curious... I also really a huge fan of yir art and I'm trying my best to get to your level! (also I made you a late birthday present)

The ask box on that blog is closed for  a few reasons!

I got nearly 100 expression requests when I reblogged that one expression meme, granted a lot of them are repeats so there were actually closer to 80 asks, but still! That’s a lot, and they just kept pouring in so I closed it so I wouldn’t get more overwhelmed. I have like…15 or 20 left to do? I’m almost done with those

I’m away from home right now, and the wifi connection where I’m at is kind of….bad……so I’m not able to get on tumblr as often, and posting pictures sometimes takes like two days because of how slow my connection is. So it’s best if the ask box is closed!

Currently, I’m working on a pretty big commission, and it’s taking up all my time! Once I’m done though hopefully I can finish those expressions and get back to normal asks

Sorry for the inconvenience! And thank you for birthday gift, I reblogged it ^_^

#I'm sure you'll get to my art level in no time! #gotta put in that practice :D #Nidsy speaks #or should I say #sproing answers #shabby645 #answer

[jasperlion]

🐱.

#boing boing sproing #it tempts him so much to make her hair bounce but he knows better #and so it goes | ask meme answer #indumasname

[eludum-a]

ruffllleeee

[ play with her hair // accepting ]

she wasn’t really paying attention to what saihara was doing, so the sudden movement out of the corner of her eye startled her. chiaki turned, blinking as he brushed his fingers through her hair. temporarily, her locks were straightened, but they quickly bounced back into place.

“did i have something in my hair?” she asked him, peering at his hand to see if he’d acquired anything during his gesture. “did you get it?”

#blindedhope #[is this an rpg? // ic] #[i'll try to live up to your expectations // school days] #[you can make friends with games // answered] #maybe he just wanted to see her hair go sproing...

[whiterosewood]

tag dump 🌹🌸

#social cues are frustrating ; starter #only the surface ; jinnifer #many pieces of peace ; aesthetic #medicine for the heart ; likes #what brings the creative spark ; musing #a curious mind is undefeatable ; memes #i will find an answer for you ; ask replies #exploration has no end ; replies #please tell your friends ; spro #always covered in your fur ; ghost

[brendaonao3]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Wishing you many lovely headcannons of all your faves in a glorious cuddlepile.

THANK YOU!!!!  I love everything about that idea. :D

#brenda answers things #birthdays #i have the best friends #i love everyone in this bar #brb thinking about thor and bucky and t'challa and steve all cuddled up together #and it is glorious #sproings

[heisenbergresimp]

Could you do a Heisenberg with a Black plus size female reader??🥺🥺🥺 It’s rare for me to find character x POC readers, and it makes me sad. Poc read x reader too😭

I’ll try. But I’m not a Woc. I’m afraid. I’m as white as a saltine cracker. So if I get anything wrong, or say something that makes you uncomfortable, let me know. Unfortunately, it's not very long.

Heisenberg X Black Reader

So all of my plus-size headcanons also apply.

However, you’re definitely not local to the village.

Which is how you ended up in the church surrounded by the four lords, each of them deciding who should get you.

You remembered how he looked at you—all wolf.

You’re his type. Full, soft, and round. Plus, he’s intrigued by your looks.

He's curious, so be prepared to answer a bunch of questions about your skin, your hair, your culture, the outside world.

Also, be prepared for him to be amazed by your hair if it's curly. He's definitely going to take a curl, pull it to its full length, and watch it spring back.

"quit it"

"oh, come one, buttercup, it's fun to watch it sproing back."

Please introduce the boy to a proper hair care routine. He's clean, but his idea of washing his hair is just using a bar of soap. Use hair oils, conditioner, even a hair mask to make his hair silky and soft.

As well, people in the village may look at you funny. They have never seen someone with such fark skin. All it takes is one look from him to have them looking down.

He's not going to let them put you down because of the color of your skin, and he's most certainly not going to have you feel bad because of the color of your skin.

#karl heisenburg x reader #re8 karl heisenberg #re headcanon #resident evil headcanons #re village #resident evil 8 #resident evil village #re8 #resident evil #karl heisenberg x reader headcannons #karl x reader #karl heisenberg x reader #karl heisenberg headcanons #karl heisenberg #lord heisenberg #heisenberg x reader #heisenberg headcanon #like imagine him saying it condescendingly at first

[redisaid]

how many helix piercings do you think an elf could realistically have before their ears start to droop

There’s a simple formula to calculate this: Cool factor + Sproing Coefficient to the power of It’s All Make-believe Anyway

Short answer: As many as you want

Real answer: WoW only has 3 earrings in one ear as the highest option but this is homophobia and I will not stand for it

#red answers

[timespace]

if anyone was wondering what happened to torchwood when the master sent them on “a wild goose chase in the himalayas”

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Mission Report Author: Harper, O Nobody wanted to write this one up, but it looks like I drew the short straw. Ianto picked up a call came early one morning and called us all in at about 5am. Something funny going on in the Himalayas. I said, perfectly reasonably I thought, you got me out of bed to tell me about what’s happening in China? Ianto said the incident was actually in Pakistan, but I said it’s neither here nor there, the Himalayas are just a bit outside our usual turf and how was this our problem exactly? UNIT should get onto this. Ianto said UNIT were already there and they’d asked for us. All four of us. According to them it was connected to Abaddon. At that point the day got slightly worse. Our experience would be valuable, apparently – regardless of the fact that we had no clue how to stop the thing before, Jack was the one who sorted that out and (a) it nearly killed him and (b) Jack disappeared after he came around. Regardless, we were told in no uncertain terms that we had to go. Orders from the highest authority, apparently. With Jack not around to grease palms, we couldn’t get out of it. So we went. A mere three flights and a helicopter ride later, we were there. We were briefed on the way. They reckoned that they’d found another Rift, halfway up K2, and that it was linked to ours somehow. They’d tied in our report of the Abaddon incident to some strange goings-on there, and seen similarities. If it was true, we needed to liaise and study it (so more paperwork). They gave us the location and an experienced escort party and we set out to take a look. When I saw all the climbing gear I had flashback to Touching the Void and felt a bit ill, but it was just for emergencies – we took a chopper up most of the way, then it was about a half-hour’s walk up a shallow slope. So we hit the spot, right in the middle of an unbroken stretch of snow, and Tosh set up all the equipment. Spent a couple of hours probing the area, checking for any weird energy… nothing. Then, suddenly, the ground began to shake and we all heard a noise which I can best describe as ‘SPROING!’ And this vaguely humanoid shape popped out of the snow. It was Jack… or rather, it was a sort of doll with Jack’s face. Quite a good likeness. It had popped out of the snow on a spring. A Jack-in-the-box. How bleeding hilarious. Then it exploded. And that’ll be what triggered the avalanche. Fortunately it didn’t come our way: it started higher up the mountain, and we only caught the very edge of it. But it did partly bury the chopper, and we were stuck up there for a few hours until it could be dug out. Whilst they were doing that, Tosh dug up what was left of the Jack-in-the-box and took a look at it, and she says it was activated by her probing for Rift-type activity. So it was set up by someone who knew what we’d gone out there to do. There was no Rift. The whole thing was a set-up. Gwen tried to get some answers about who’d reported the activity, but suddenly nobody seemed to know anything. So we decided to head back home, although suddenly there wasn’t an available transport, so we spent two days waiting. On our way back, they told us Harry Saxon had won the election, then he murdered the American President, then he was shot dead by his wife. A week really is a long time in politics. /end desc]

#torchwood #owen harper #ianto jones #toshiko sato #gwen cooper #torchwood website #doctor who series three #doctor who #new who #utopia #the sound of drums #honestly i assumed everyone knew about these so i never mentioned them #mine